User:DiZ
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my anti-drug
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This user speaks Ouroboros at a near-native level. |
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This user only speaks the Ancient Language because it was a required course in school. |
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. |
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This user speaks Asshat at a near-native level. |
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This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. |
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This user can say "cunt" in 30 different languages. |
This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac. |
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This user is a libertarian, so they prefer chicks that shave their armpits and guys that were introduced to the toothbrush. |
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This user has written 46 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
This user has been blocked 5 times. |
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. |
This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. |
This user is not a number, they're a free person! |
This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
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Yes, this user is a fan of Eragon. No, they are not retarded. |
This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run! |
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
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This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
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This user chose Ice because they're a pussy. |
This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return. |
This user raises their own chickenbox. |
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This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged. |
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This user lives in Florida. By the time you read this, they've probably been mauled by some ferocious beast. |
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This user is an evolutionist and is not afraid to say he came from a monkey's cunt. |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today! |
“Thou art an example of pure perfection.”
“/me headbutts DiZtheGreat”
“He had sex with my sister. I am honored to be that close to him.”
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Featured Article: UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
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Featured Article: Constipation This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Jeffrey the Dancing Banana has blessed this article, |
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The Paean of DiZ[edit | edit source]
Hail our King! Of all the creations
That the gods did make, of all the
Beasts and flying creatures and the
Sunlight on bounding waters;
Of the mountains whose tops pierce
The clouds like the pikes of war-thirsty
Warriors, craving the throne of the
Beckoning skies;
Of the spirits who lull in the woods
And the dragons that crawl in the mines;
The beasts that fill the skies with
Their shrieking calls;
Of all these things the gods did create,
Dwarfed in stature, dwarfed in grandeur,
Was there one creation whose making
Undid their glory;
Oh! great mountain of power,
Pillar of strenght, stream of grace!
Yours is of the gods in heaven,
Make your voice known!
My arms are trunks of oak
My legs are buckling stone
My shoulders are shear cliffs
My nails are elephant bone.
- They carved him from a granite quarry
- Torn from the sinews of the earth by a
- Thousand heaving beasts of every size.
- They chiseled his features with hammers
- And daggers whose steel so fine, it cut
- The very stars from the veil of the skies.
My sinews are warped copper
My bones are tempered steel
My knuckles are mountain peaks
My belly hard as a ship's keel.
- His sinews twist with the sound of thunder
- And crackle like lightning on the waters;
- His footfalls echo across the lands.
- His voice sounds across the churning seas
- As the sky trembles before his call
- And his very breath shifts the sands.
My eyes are flaring suns
My broad back is a battle-field
My teeth are white war-horses
My skin is an iron shield.
Woe is he who should face your wrath;
Woe is he who should cross your path;
Woe is he who should enter your sight;
Woe is he who should challenge your might;
For thou art DiZ, king of all
Who sits on your golden throne;
And by the gods that shift the very heavens
Your voice will be known.
Awards[edit | edit source]
Awards I've Stolen Earned[edit | edit source]
UnBooks Author of the Month August 2006 | |
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Featured Article: UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
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Featured Article: Constipation This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
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Featured UnBook: Uncyclopedia for Dummies This person created an UnBook which became one of the featured on Uncyclopedia's UnBooks. |
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Featured UnBook: Pudgic Bible This person created an UnBook which became one of the featured on Uncyclopedia's UnBooks. |
Awards that I gave myself[edit | edit source]
Awards that other people have given to me[edit | edit source]
See User:DiZ/Praise
Prime Choice Cutlets (PCCs)[edit | edit source]
These are what I consider to be my best works, but that's not really saying much:
- UnBooks:Pudgic Bible (UnBook of the Month, bitch!)
- UnBooks:A Million Little Reese's Pieces
- Ouroboros
- UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies (UnBooks featured, Main Page Feature)
- Constipation
These are my favorites from other people:
- Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor
- My Chemical Romance
- McDonald's
- New Age Psychology
- UnBooks:The World According to Garm
- UnBooks:Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary
- The white guy in All-4-One
Members of my Inner Circle[edit | edit source]
Official Members[edit | edit source]
These are the people who have joined me and my evil death cult, either by force or out of choice (not necesaarily their choice). I currently have 23 members in my inner circle. Odin approves.
Primary Order[edit | edit source]
Secondary Order[edit | edit source]
- Ixistant
- Hardwick Fundlebuggy
- DrPoodle
- Electrified mocha chinchilla
- Syndicate
- Zombiebaron
- NeoZidane
- Gnome
- Joeyjo0
- Unistyle
- Das0408
- Braydie
- Emmzee
- Cs1987
- Judgement
- Zerotrousers
- General Tso's Chicken
Honorary[edit | edit source]
These people haven't signed up for my 18-week CorePacket(tm), and are honorary members of my Inner Circle(tm), mostly because I like em (and I think they may like me...maybe...):
My Pledge to You[edit | edit source]
Here at DiZ Inustries ®, we strive to bring you top-quality, reliable products. Doesn't work out most of the time, but at least we try, we try...And in the end, isn't that what consumers really want? A company that gives their all into ensuring their client's satisfaction, even at the price of complete sub-par mediocracy.
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