User:DiZ/Quotes
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Praise[edit | edit source]
Do not leave near open containers of fresh buttermilk or any type of dairy for that matter.
“DiZ is a form of perfection so glorious, he must be offered tribute to every six months.”
“DiZ is omnipotent because DiZ says he's omnipotent.”
“Thou art an example of pure perfection”
“I want to have his baby.”
“He is not a crook!”
“DiZ is zee best theeng tu heppee tu zee vurld seence-a "Svedeesh Feesh". Bork Bork Bork!”
“Respect his authoritah!”
“He hash done sho much for the Hypellan people. I love him like a brother.”
“Ah yes, it was a good day when DiZ was born. Too bad it wasn't me who created him.”
“I'm glad I made DiZ. He is my loyaltest minion.”
“DiZ ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“He is the greatest man in the universe. I bow before you and offer unto thee many tasty yum-yums.”
Criticism[edit | edit source]
“/me headbutts DiZ”
“Yes, he deserves to die, and I hope he burns in hell!”
“Fuck DiZ.”
“Fuck him again.”
“Move your ass, you donkey!”
“Ha, DiZ is so stupid!”
“Hey, I didn't say that!”
“Few things in this world are as moronic as a man with thousands of quotes about himself.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I MUST HAVE MY PLAGARISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“DiZ doesn't care about George Bush or User:Uncyclopedian.”
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again... I'm going to fucking kill™ DiZ!”
“Terrible. Just terrible. Listen up, you talentless prick: You--make--me--vomit. ”
“DiZ tastes horrble, disgusting, and he is dumb enough to walk in to a grue's mouth!”
“Torture him.”
“Hinoa has kicked DiZtheGreat from the room (Eleven. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.)”
“Sniped his sorry ass off the face of the earth.”
Say What?[edit | edit source]
“In Soviet Russia, DiZ worship YOU!”
“Dwell on sleepy peas to my therizine dodo gadget.”
“rrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!”
“He said "Fuck you DiZ."”
“DiZ hates it when yoo yuse bad gramer he allso doesnt like bad speeling beter lern not too yuse run-on sentences diZ think thats importint”
“D-d-d-dieeeee-Zzzzz?”
“What can eye sail bow this guy? He is all sum.”
“Just gimme da light! Just gimme wha we be burnin' nacka burnin' wha nobody wanna--OH OH!!”
“DiZtheGreat was so outrageous,
his Ouroboric rantings contageous.
of his soul, so left no one to chide.”
when bensonites said,
shut up or be dead,
his response was both wise and sagacious.
so DiZ took the fighting in hand,
and spread across Uncyc's fair land,
"That my god's good with coffee
you won't get it off me,
so fuck you who don't understand."
now, DiZ, having spoken his peace,
began to preach boldly with ease.
at such a young age,
he became quite the sage,
when he wasn't buttfucking a priest.
MathPoet got deep down inside
this tale of Ouroboric pride.
in every detail
he refused the plain sale
From The Man Himself[edit | edit source]
“SHUT UP GODDAMNIT!!”
“RULES ARE ACTIVE IN RETROSPECT!”
“Suck my left toe now!”
“Fuck you”
“All those years of eating the ashes of n00bs he's destroyed have coated his inner stomach with a thick wall of charcoal.”
“I was under the impression you had a vagina, tompkins.”
“I was washing my pig.”
“¡Perro pequeño!”
“I really hope I'm being watched by some insensitive jerk right now...”
“If you've got more open cans of beer than there are guests at your wedding, you might be a redneck.”
“I'd fuck a raisin if it had genitalia.”
“Tastes like depleted uranium and you only have to toast it for three seconds.”
“This is the most balling shit EVER!”
“BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
“Yes, I see now, he has a certain mystique about him, a subtle raw gentleness and power which can't be bought with words or captured in a mere photograph, no, he is of the proud peoples whose ancestors were great warriors and tillers of the land, and whose strength shines in his eyes; and inside his veins flows that blood of the great ones, yes, i see now, there is something disticntly majestic about him, almost...envious does it make me...alas, so is the fate of They, the beautiful ones, wonderous like seas of joy, yet, how pitiful they must walk alone...
...or maybe he's just gay”
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