User:Ghelae

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Ghelae also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

See Uncyclopædia for my proper Uncyc userpage.

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When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

"You rock!"
...and are NOT a smeg head

Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:27, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

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