User:DiZ/Here

Hall of Heroes

Your King Worship me! The Shrine Hall of "Fame" Praise me! My Regrets Play Me!

THE HALL OF HEROES IS CURRENTLY FILLED UP, THERE ARE NO REMAINING POSITIONS LEFT. IF YOU WISH TO JOIN DiZ's INNER CIRCLE, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE ON HIS TALK PAGE AND HE WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT

WELCOME TO VALHALLA, THE HALL OF HEROES! IF THOU HAST MADE IT HERE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD THY NAME UNDER THY PICTURE WITH AN EPITHET AND ACHIEVE ULTIMATE GLORY, JUST LIKE DiZ, OR ELSE BE CRUSHED UNDER ODIN'S MIGHTY FIST! AND ALSO, ANY TIME THOU COULD PREPARE FOR RAGNAROK, THAT WOULD BE GREAT...THANKS. JUST CHOOSE YOUR MASTER, AND ADD YOUR RANK AND TIMESTAMPS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

The King of Valhalla

DiZ the Great

The Primary Order

Ghelæ the Græt	BarryC the Epistemological	Sir Mhaille the Valium
Prince Rataube the Little	Uncyclopedian the Stealthy	Joe the Real American Hero

The Secondary Order

Servants of Ghelæ the Græt

Lord Ixistant of Wii

Chinchillita the Ugly

High Court Poodle

Servants of BarryC

Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy the Recently Arrested

Syndicate the Invisible

Das0408 the Multi-numbered

Servants of Sir Mhaille the Valium

Zombiebaron the Zombie

Zidane the Zany

Gnome the Axebearer

Servants of Prince Rataube the Little

Braydie the Epitaph-less

Emmzee the Furious

Judgement the Burninator

Servants of Uncyclopedian the Stealthy

Joeyjo0 the 1337

Unistyle the Lengthy

Graf Nappy the Quarryman

Servants of Joe the Real American Hero

Cs1987 the Uncool

Zerotrousers the Shit Load

General Tso's Chicken

Records

Records of the King

• DiZ the Great, Creator and High Lord of Asgard, King of the DiZian Empire, Greatest Man in the Galaxy, created and joined on: 21:55, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Records of the Primary Order

• Ghelæ the Græt, Commander of Valhalla, 1st in line to the throne, joined: 16:41, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

• BarryC the Epistemological, Squire of the Silver Dragon, Earl of Valhalla, 2nd in line to the throne, joined: 17:14, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

• Sir Mhaille the Valium, Duke of the Isle of the Mighty, Primary Admiral of the Seven Seas in the Kingom of DiZ the Great, 3rd in line to the throne, joined: 17:21, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

• Prince Rataube the Little, Slayer of Fenrir the Beast, Dux of Valhalla, 4th in line to the throne, joined: 01:22, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

• Uncyclopedian the Stealthy, Bringer of Cake to All, Court Jester of the Primary Court of DiZ the Great, Undefeated Stealth Master, Leader of the Fifth, and Weakest, Division of DiZ's Army (only a few soldiers there, and they suck), Lowest Admiral of the Seven Seas in the Kingdom of DiZ the Great, Emergency Castle Owner, NRV expert, researcher of Sir Uncyclopedia, Cool Guy, Longest Rank Owner, Amazing Guy, Level 13 Wizard, Paladin, Assassin, Creator of the Quote Market, Healer, Mercenary, Pirate, Ninja, Un-Bestiary Zookeeper, Too Cool For Words, Owner of the Longest Rank Award, Long Rank Lover, contributer to UnTunes, Spec-Ops agent in the Grue Army, 5th in line to the throne, joined: 18:27, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

• Joe the Real American Hero, Lord of the Tea Bringers, Bard of the Court of DiZ the Great, 6th in line for the throne, joined: 03:10, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Records of the Secondary Order

Of Ghelæ the Græt

• Lord Ixistant of Wii, Slayer of Neds, Diplomat of the Scotian Empire, Inventor of Sticky Back Plastic, 7th in line to the throne, and heir apparent to the Ghelæ the Græt, joined: 20:46, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
• Chinchillita the Ugly, Electric Caffeinated Rat of Justice, 8th in line to the throne, and 2nd in line to throne of the Ghelæ the Græt, joined: 22:27, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
• High Court Poodle Dr John Tiberius Poodle, Sacred Diplomat to Happyland and realms beyond, 9th in line to the throne, and 3rd in line to the throne of Ghelæ the Græt, joined 22:45, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Of BarryC the Epistemological

• Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy the Recently Arrested, Lord of the Capybara, Demon General of the Abyss, 10th in line to the throne, and heir apparent to BarryC the Epistemological, joined: 06:35, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
• Syndicate the Invisible, Attempter of Feeble Invisibilty Techniques Against His King, rebel of Kingdom DiZ 11th in line to throne, and 2nd in line to throne of BarryC the Epistemological, joined 21:25, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
• Das0408 the Multi-numbered, Master of the Arabic Numerals, Squire of the Raging Square Roots, 17th in line to the throne, and 3rd in line to the throne of BarryC the Epistemological, joined 20:48, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Of Sir Mhaille the Valium

• Zombiebaron the Zombie, Blah Blah Blah, 12th in line to the throne, and heir apparent to Sir Mhaille the Valium, joined 20:05, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

• Zidane the Zany, Headbutt Extraordinaire 13th in line to the throne, and 2nd in line to the throne of Sir Mhaille the Valium, joined 14:08, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

• Gnome the Axebearer, Mighty Midget 14th in line to the throne, and 3rd in line to the throne of Sir Mhaille the Valium, joined 18:07, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Of Prince Rataube the Little

• Braydie the Epitaph-less, Chief Warlock of the Eastern Range, Refuser of Titles to the Rich and the Poor, 18th in line to the throne, and heir apparent to Rataube the Little, joined 18:18, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• Emmzee the Furious, defeater of creativity, 18th in line to the throne, and 2nd in line to the throne of Rataube the Little, joined 16:58, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• Judgement the Burninator, Scribe to the Court, Overseer of the Created, Deliverer of the Damned, 22nd in line for the throne, 3rd in line to the throne of Rataube the Little, joined 04:53, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Of Uncyclopedian the Stealthy

• Joeyjo0 the 1337, Pwner of the Unp4wnable, Master of the Enchanted Unicorns Parlor Room, 15th in line to the throne, and heir apparent to Uncyclopedian the Stealthy, joined 18:09, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
• Unistyle the lengthy, 2006 National Corn Eating Champion of all of Oklahoma, 16th in line to the throne, and 2nd in line to the throne of Uncyclopedia the Stealthy, joined 20:39, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
• Graf Nappy the Quarryman, Keeper of the Canabus, 21st in line to the throne, and 3rd in line to the throne of Uncyclopedia the Stealthy, joined 02:52, 14 Febuary 2007 (UTC)

Of Joe the Real American Hero

• Cs1987 the Uncool, Scum of Valhalla, 9500th in line to the throne, slave of Joe and all other Knights, joined 15:28, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
• Zerotrousers the Shit Load, Slayer of Contents, Messenger of Ouroboros the Inexorable, Round Knight of the Broken Table, 23rd in line to the throne, 2nd in line to the throne of Joe the Real American Hero, joined 21:27, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
• General Tso's Chicken, Protector of the Farts, Eater of Beans, and Peddler of Gas Masks, 24th in line to the throne, 3rd in line to the throne of Joe the Real American Hero, joined 15:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Honorary Order

Users who are deemed noble and great by DiZ, but have not sworn their allegiance and are not official members:

• Apecat
• flyingfeline
• PrincessCaitlai
• Sannse
• Tom Mayfair
• Math Poet
• Ljlego

Stats

King of Valhalla

King of Valhalla
Primary Armament	Ouroboros
Secondary Armament	"The Truth"
Tertary Armament	Trained Taahgaarxians
Power Plant	Root of Mandrake
HP:	Infinite+
Mana Points:	Infinite+
Strength:	Infinite+
IQ:	10,000+
Weight	167 lb.
Height	5'9"
Special Attack	Garden Hose Fornication

Knight (Primary Order)

Knight
Primary Armament	Rifle
Secondary Armament	The power of Sir Uncyclopedia
Tertary Armament	Clockwork Creatures
Power Plant	Screeching Death Tree
HP:	1,000+
Mana Points:	400+
Strength:	20+
IQ:	150+
Weight	~80-200+ lb.
Height	~3'0"--15' 7"
Special Attacks	Electric Slide, Knightly Killer Blade, Call Sir Uncyclopedia's power

Servant (Secondary Order)

Servant
Primary Armament	Clipboard
Secondary Armament	Shoe polish
Tertary Armament	Cleaning equipment
Power Plant	Slave Pits
HP:	10 - 15
Mana Points:	10 - 15
Strength:	5 - 10
IQ:	40 - 60 (just enough to serve us)
Weight	35 lb. (we only feed them a mug of gruel every other week)
Height	2'8" (lack of food has shrunk them)
Special Attacks	Grovel at Master's Feet, Ask for Food, Wither Up and Die