User:Nappy The Quarryman

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is After Hell has Frozen Over AND Thawed Out again. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is

, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

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I have contributed -2 1/2 ~~pints~~ points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

This user is a Mercenary

, and chooses their own wars

to fight in.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a member of DiZ's
inner circle. Fear them.

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user hides his WMDs in coffee cans in his backyard.

This user IS Communism

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is genetically superior to most users.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user owns a sufficient amount of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user should not be trusted.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

This user is pilfering ye booty!

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user is in fact Napoleon. Celebrate.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

WARNING!

Do NOT pick up this user's soap.
(They can pick it up just fine.)

Ich Sprekens:

ow-4

This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.

gb-X

This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers .

rh-4

This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.

la-E

This user only speaks Latin because it was a required course in school.

ig-N

This user is a native speaker of Imperial Gothic.

hg-N

This user is a native speaker of High Gothic.

sl-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek sign language whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

lt-N

This user is a native speaker of Lingua Tecnicus.

Pie-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Pie.

vg-F

This user got an F in Vogon and likes their native language better (if they have one).

אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת

דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)

bs-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.

en-E

This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.

mor-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .

17-4

This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.

enl-X

This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers .

ru-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Русский whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

17-X

This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers .

tx-N

This user is a native speaker of Texan.

rh-4

This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

fr-G

This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers.

de-P

This fucker speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

es-F

This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).

tlh-4

This user speaks Klingon at a near-native level.

uk-F

This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

gbs-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Galactic Basic Standard.

il-4

This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.

“I optimized that lady 4 times in one night.”

~ Nappy on Your mom

Nappy is Hot. he is the hottest thing in activewear. you know you want to tap that. You are falling for my subliminal mesages. You will give me a dollar, now bitch. Nappy is by far the greatest individual to huff a kitten sence This Guy and Oscar Wilde. No man has ever laid more wemon at one time than annyone else in history. Contrary to popular beleif, he is not Jewish

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Nappy was born on 32 of march, 2004328 B.C. to a poor black famaly in London. After huffing himself into poverty anf conquering france (but then, who hasent) he developed the Death star project. Unfortunatly The Emperor and Wikipediastole the plansnant got the fucker blown up. Nappy fell into a deep depretion and started to hang out with Maralin Manson. it seemed that he was going to turn into a fucking Emo when he met the man who would change his life forever, (you guessed it)Oscar Wilde

Not so early Life[edit | edit source]

Nappy pwned at CS for a living until Halo ass raped the market. He sucked at Halo, (fucking n00b).
So, he joined the army, and after staring as Lt. Col. #3 in the popular war movie World War I, he was broke from Huffing too manny cat's. He then had anal sex with Oscar Wilde in collage (again, who hasent.)

You'd tap that

He and Trent Reznor in 1945 invented the atomic bomb out of queso and magnets, (uranium was just a postwar smokescreen, like Weather ballons and Cheese, damned new world order.
the next 40 years are shrouded in mistery, but aparently he went on a mad rampage with several black people that ended in the creation of Pluto, the Kuiper belt and Wisconson