User:Nappy The Quarryman
Member of the Order
“I earned that lady 4 times in one night.”
~ Nappy on Your mom
Nappy is Hot. he is the hottest thing in activewear. you know you want to tap that. You are falling for my subliminal mesages. You will give me a dollar, now bitch. Nappy is by far the greatest individual to huff a kitten sence This Guy and Oscar Wilde. No man has ever laid more wemon at one time than annyone else in history. Contrary to popular beleif, he is not Jewish
Nappy was born on 32 of march, 2004328 B.C. to a poor black famaly in London. After huffing himself into poverty anf conquering france (but then, who hasent) he developed the Death star project. Unfortunatly The Emperor and Wikipediastole the plansnant got the fucker blown up. Nappy fell into a deep depretion and started to hang out with Maralin Manson. it seemed that he was going to turn into a fucking Emo when he met the man who would change his life forever, (you guessed it)Oscar Wilde
Not so early Life
Nappy pwned at CS for a living until Halo ass raped the market. He sucked at Halo, (fucking n00b).
So, he joined the army, and after staring as Lt. Col. #3 in the popular war movie World War I, he was broke from Huffing too manny cat's. He then had anal sex with Oscar Wilde in collage (again, who hasent.)
He and Trent Reznor in 1945 invented the atomic bomb out of queso and magnets, (uranium was just a postwar smokescreen, like Weather ballons and Cheese, damned new world order.
the next 40 years are shrouded in mistery, but aparently he went on a mad rampage with several black people that ended in the creation of Pluto, the Kuiper belt and Wisconson
Contributions, not up to date
- someone elses Idea of me, I'm socialy acsepted
- Trent Reznor
- Cat Juggling
- Poopie(I didn't acualy make it, I just Huffed the shit out of it)
- My sig
- Template:User Napoleon
- Low Gothic lang
- High Gothic Lang
- Lingua Tecnicus
- USMC Ranks
“SHAKE IT BABY!!!!”
~ Nappy on Kumquats
“Ich ben Slaushburgen von Inchalistin en duc POOPIE!!!”
~ Hitler on poopie
“The French: their greatest national hero was a frikin Italian”
“ooOOOoo...kitty...come here little kitty.....FUUUUCK!! IT’S EATING MY HEAD!!!.”
|Pi of five has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.
Nappy: CHECKMARE BE-ATCH!!!!
|Commisar-Marshal of the Terran Imperium