Zork

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Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire	Score: 0	Moves: 0
C:\> Run "Zork"_ ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire Copyright © June 22, 1979, 2005, 2006, 200X Unfocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Revision 6622514 / Serial Number Q and 1/2 There is a leaflet on the floor. > take leaflet Stolen. > read leaflet Welcome to the Zork page. In this game you will stare at some text on the screen. Let's have some fun! Eurg!! > look You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner. There is half a leaflet next to the Grue. North South East West inventory Take rest of leaflet talk to grue look at an advertisement eat grue stay pwn grue lol What is a Grue? If you want, you can also: restore saved game consult in-game help open start menu call tech support GET A IPHONE

See Also

• Unfocom
• Grue
• The Gruesome Book of Grues
• The Rezorkful Book of Cheats

External links

• The so-called "real" Zork, playable online
• Inactive Fiction
• More info about Zork
• Revisiting Old School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer

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