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 Leaflet Score: 0 Moves: 1


> examine leaflet
Which one? The grue is getting closer.
> the one on the floor
Ah.

It says,"eurgs and grues." The grue is 5 steps away.


> Smash Grue with that ambiguous iMac you got in the corner.
The grue eats it, and he eats you.

Seriously, what did you expect? It's a GRUE.


*** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***


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