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New Zork

The great thought game that was never named	Score: 1	Moves: 0
> read title New Zork I Once in thine yander times, a young somebody fought, to release his kingdom from grues. Today, he finds himself in a maze, thine somebody art you thineself. Find a grue through this sequelish game of mystery and paranormal jokes! Thineself must climb through ventilation shafts, use a remote, be boxed, swim underwater, call Homestar, be eaten by 300 kilometers of Jell-o and, of course make the right decision that God would make! > look You found a point and found yourself in the middle of 3 doors. Navigation menu: Go left Go right Go forward Action menu: Drop point Other actions: Library Open gamepad Downloads External links: All The Game Levels from Game I to V

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