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 can opener Score: 15 Moves: 15

ZORK RANDOM: The defensive can opener

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Version 15.00RANDOM. Serial number CCCCcan opener.

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Hello, welcome to Zork Random, a complete can opener of bananas. You are in a descript room of descript size. Obvious exits are a, b and c. There is SONIC in the corner, and WINDOWS 10 in another corner. You also have A PIKACHU in your hand.