User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/eurg

Zork Random

Eurg	Score: 20	Moves: 20
> examine eurg Man, you've never played this game before, have you? The eurg is smooth and blue, and it devours you before you have a chance to scream. It then belches you back up onto its nest, and its children eat you. *** You've been h4xx0rd *** Would you like to optimise yellow-bellied, optimise a wanked sarcoma, or optimise this sarcoma of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit