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| West of House
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Moves: 1
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> go west
This is an open field west of a white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here with "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" written on it.
There is also a monkey, and a path leading in the direction of Dennis.
> open door
It's boarded shut. You must've arrived here through, I dunno, the catflap or something.
> Open catflap
You're an idiot.
> Open idiot
No.
> Open n-
Okay, I'll take pity on you. Lemme give you a hint - what you should do now does not involve grues.
> Gee thanks
No problem!
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