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 stroke mailbox Score: You Moves: Suck


> stroke the mailbox

You decide to stroke the mailbox. You get your finger slashed on the rust, fall over and DIE HORRIBLY.


*** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***


Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN):