Zork
Nondescript Room | Score: 0 | Moves: 1 |
You greet the Grue in a polite and respectful manner. "Hello there, Grue. Please do not eat me, I would like to be your friend." The Grue looks at you thoughtfully, a small bit of drool dripping off its sharp fangs. "Umm..." you say nervously, backing away a step, "good Grue... good Grue... " This last sentence was a mistake, for the simple reason that a good Grue eats everything living in sight. What you wanted was a bad Grue, that thinks it's supposed to sing campfire songs. The Grue rips you into 69,105 pieces, sending blood and chunks of flesh flying everywhere. It growls a little, then eats the pieces. Except for your left pinky toe. A mouse ran away with that when the Grue was busy gnawing on the remains of your head. It is safe to assume that...
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