Zork

East	Score: ?	Moves: 1
You smack your head into the wall. You wake up to find yourself being eaten by the Grue. Your last concious thought is the determination to pay attention to your surroundings more. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN