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Fish on skates was the last person who made a move.

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Teams

Teams	Players
White:	Gergdown
Black:	OPOSSUM (formerly), Alula, Turb0-Sunrise
Purple:	Fish on skates, OPOSSUM

History

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Turn 1:
• WHITE: Bongcloud En Passent
• BLACK: Pawn Duplication
Turn 2:
• WHITE: The Zombiebaron nation attacked.
• BLACK: Mega Rook bred in laboratory. You have not witnessed its power yet.
Turn 3:
• WHITE: To fight against the Mega Rook, the White Rooks combine to form the Twin Rooks. They cannot be stopped (until 11/9, which is uh... soon.)
• BLACK: The Mega Rook fires its laser. It can only do this once, unfortunately.
Turn 4:
• WHITE: Bishop to G2. The first legal move of the game.
• BLACK: White pawn to B3. You never said I couldn't move your pieces.
Turn 5:
• WHITE: And I never said you couldn't. Also the pawn gained the Black Death and has to leave the board in one turn for treatment
• BLACK: The middle two rows of the board have been deleted.
Turn 6:
• WHITE: Before the pawn could leave, the king bongclouded on it. The bongcloud was so destructive though that it made the king go into a 1D board. The Queen has taken the role of king
• BLACK: Destroy the core!
Turn 7:
• WHITE: The Twin Rooks are destroyed after the core destroys it. The move "Pawns to Afghanistan" is forced.
• BLACK: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Turn 8:
• WHITE: White capitalizes on Black's bad tempo and moves Knight to Jeffrey Epstein. Unfortunately, he moved directly to the pawns (children) and now has to leave the board—unless he wants to be a registered sex offender. Also the pawns are almost done in Afghanistan trust
• BLACK: Make one of the knights roaring
Turn 9:
• WHITE: To counter against Black's Roaring Knight, White plays Yoda. They also take their pawns out of Afghanistan. Jeffrey Epstein then takes six children (six black pawns) to a place no man has ever gone into: The black void. He is put in prison for the rest of the game
• BLACK: Yoda to G6, taking black's own bishop.
Turn 10:
• WHITE: Since White is in a losing position, white creates cholera, and infects it into one of the pawns. However, that made it piss onto the board. A success or a failure? You decide.
• BLACK: Bishop to G7.
Turn 10:
• WHITE: "Knight" to D5.
• BLACK:Queen takes other queen.
Turn 11:
• WHITE: Total and utter chaos
• BLACK: Roaring Knight opens a dark fountain on C3.
• PURPLE: Perple lerf
Turn 12:
• WHITE: Perple leaf shrinks
• PURPLE: The king captures the Roaring Knight.
Turn 13:
• WHITE: Gerg realizes that Fish on skates technically usurped the throne on the Purple Leaf Movement as Data Devourer was the leader, and thus Fish on skates will be sentenced with the death penalty.
• BLACK: Something happens and the flashing rainbow unexistinates.
• PURPLE: The entire board is covered in pee.
Turn 13:
• WHITE: The Mega Rook collapses after the Ubercop destroys it.
•PURPLE: The board is peed on again.
Turn 14:
• WHITE: Knight to F3 i think idk
•PURPLE: The queen switches boards.
Turn 15:
• WHITE: Now you're thinking with portals!
• PURPLE:The bishop goes through the portal and takes... uh, whichever that one was.
Turn 16:
• WHITE: The king is necromanced by the pawn. Unfortunately he pisses and has to pick up two cards
• PURPLE: Nothing happens because Fish didn't use the preview button.
• BLACK: The remaining rook reveals itself to be the real Roaring Knight and escapes into the dark world.
Turn 17:
• WHITE: Bowser attacks.
• BLACK PURPLE: OPOSSUM has switched sides! Glory to Chanada, Purple Pawn Ray, ACTIVATE!
Turn 18:
• WHITE: THE KNIGHT has now died. Satan has arrived to take his soul
• PURPLE: The purple pawns have thrown the black king into the portal, which was then sealed shut. One purple pawn was squished in the process. The two kings must now fight to the death, but since chess kings can't get closer to each other than two squares apart, this duel will last eternally.
Turn 19:
• WHITE: Clean up on board 2. Check!
• PURPLE: Amogus
Turn 20:
• WHITE: Black was too late to make a move, thus, I have taken their king. To restore the king, black must make a move this turn to pick up two cards.
• PURPLE: The purple pawns have cloned themselves.
Turn 21:
• White forgets to move and picks up two more cards
• Purple's pawns clone themselves again.
Turn 22:
• WHITE: The core is beginning its final shot...
• PURPLE: Just as another roaring knight shows up.
• BLACK: The roaring knight goes to the second chess board to reenact the end of Deltarune Chapter 3.
Turn 23:
&bull: WHITE: The pee spreads to every empty space.
• PURPLE: The roring knight is distracted by all the pee and is eaten by a grue.

Important Shit

Rulez (plz read)

This is a game of anarchic chess. There are no rules. Besides these ones. Although, most of these rules are practically here to make sure nobody does dumb shit, and that nobody ruins the game. If this was on the political compass, this would be Anarcho-Capitalist, but like, barely. The Big Rules No easy wins. You may not do moves that make the game over easily. You can take the king, but you cannot, say, just move your queen to the king's spot in one turn. This is what you don't do. No NSFW, Goatse'ing, AI, or... Lemon Party, I guess. Man, I just wanted to play a "fun" game of chess, I don't wanna be Goatse'd every time I play it! This rule is without example. No recreating Vandalism/example on wheels! This includes epileptic content (any flashing lights with a cool down of below 0.3 seconds), images that cover up the chess board, or BIG GAUDY TEMLPLATES! This is what you don't do. (epilepsy warning) This is also what you don't do. Don't delete all of the other person's shit. Unless you find a really clever excuse for it. (e.g. Thanos snapping half of the pieces on the board, both white and black.) This is what you don't do. Don't cause an edit war so big, it makes the Italian-Mexican Caesar Salad War look like a bump in the road. If this happens, I, the Right Honourable Gergdown will find a compromise. This is what you don't do. Once checkmate occurs (either by one king being killed, or by regular checkmate), the board will be reset. Have fun! TL;DR: Imagine Pixelplace... yeah, that one... if the mods gave a shit. Clarifications Yes, you can move other people's pieces. It'll just be the end of your turn after it. Yes, you don't have to abide by the rules of chess. I don't know why I wrote this one down... well, honestly, most Uncyclopedians ARE MORONS! Yes, the pieces don't have to be on the board. You just have to be REALLY creative about this. And figure out how to do it. Yes, meesa thbinks gonna eat some dinne— wait, what? Yes, this was "heavily" inspired by that one trend. Yes, I did eat dinner. It was very, very, very nice. There will be more clarifications. You just have to unlock them soon.

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