UnGames:Anarchic Chess

GAME 3 — Gergdown was the last person who made a move.

	a	b	c	d	e	f	g	h
8									8
7									7
6									6
5									5
4									4
3									3
2									2
1									1
	a	b	c	d	e	f	g	h

Teams

Teams	Players
White:	Fish on skates, DaniPine4
Black:	Gergdown

Moves

Edit this... if you dare!
(you don't have to)

Turn 1:
• WHITE: e4
• BLACK: Caro-Kann
Turn 2:
• WHITE: The pawns turn into horses and vice versa. I like horses.
• BLACK: The black knight has done crack.
Turn 3:
• WHITE: The black knight offers some to the white knight and they have a "good" time.
• BLACK: The cracked knights have a same-sex marriage.
Turn 4:
• WHITE: The gay knights engage in Hot sex
• BLACK: Twin rooks 2.0

Archives

• GAME 1 DONE — Stalemate, both kings died.
• GAME 2 DONE — White won by checkmate.

Important Shit

Rulez (plz read)

This is a game of anarchic chess. There are no rules. Besides these ones. Although, most of these rules are practically here to make sure nobody does dumb shit, and that nobody ruins the game. If this was on the political compass, this would be Anarcho-Capitalist, but like, barely. The Big Rules No easy wins. You may not do moves that make the game over easily. You can take the king, but you cannot, say, just move your queen to the king's spot in one turn. This is what you don't do. No NSFW, Goatse'ing, AI, or... Lemon Party, I guess. Man, I just wanted to play a "fun" game of chess, I don't wanna be Goatse'd every time I play it! This rule is without example. No recreating Vandalism/example on wheels! This includes epileptic content (any flashing lights with a cool down of below 0.3 seconds), images that cover up the chess board, or BIG GAUDY TEMLPLATES! This is what you don't do. (epilepsy warning) This is also what you don't do. Don't delete all of the other person's shit. Unless you find a really clever excuse for it. (e.g. Thanos snapping half of the pieces on the board, both white and black.) This is what you don't do. Don't cause an edit war so big, it makes the Italian-Mexican Caesar Salad War look like a bump in the road. If this happens, I, the Right Honourable Gergdown will find a compromise. This is what you don't do. Once checkmate occurs (either by one king being killed, or by regular checkmate), the board will be reset. Have fun! TL;DR: Imagine Pixelplace... yeah, that one... if the mods gave a shit. Clarifications Yes, you can move other people's pieces. It'll just be the end of your turn after it. Yes, you don't have to abide by the rules of chess. I don't know why I wrote this one down... well, honestly, most Uncyclopedians ARE MORONS! Yes, the pieces don't have to be on the board. You just have to be REALLY creative about this. And figure out how to do it. Yes, meesa thbinks gonna eat some dinne— wait, what? Yes, this was "heavily" inspired by that one trend. There will be more clarifications. You just have to unlock them soon.

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