UnGames:Anarchic Chess/archive2
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Teams[edit | edit source]
| Teams | Players |
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| White: | Fish on skates, DaniPine3 |
| Black: | Gergdown, alula |
History[edit | edit source]
(you don't have to)
Turn 1:
• WHITE: d5
• BLACK: d4
Turn 2:
• WHITE: Rd4
• BLACK: Queens swap places with each other and get turned into horses
Turn 3:
• WHITE: Bishops turn pink in the wash
• BLACK: The exposed knight performs a superjump, moving double the amount of tiles it normally would.
Turn 4:
• WHITE: The rook crushes the pawn on the way to d6.
• BLACK: Bd7. The first legal move of the game
Turn 5:
• WHITE: Rxd7. The second legal move of the game
• BLACK: OMEGACASTLE!!!
Turn 6:
• WHITE: Pee Amogus
• BLACK: Peeaniman Square
Turn 7:
• WHITE: Negative space pee amogus
• BLACK: Zombiebaron's Army
Turn 8:
• WHITE: The two knights have a baby.
• BLACK: Zombiebaron sacrifices HIMSELF!
Turn 9:
• WHITE: Danius does a LEGAL MOVE??? (Ke3.)
• BLACK: The Knight fucking dies.
Turn 10:
• WHITE: The king and rook get scared and run away.
• BLACK: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Turn 11:
• WHITE: no more fire
• BLACK: Zombiebaron is fucking dead now.
Turn 12:
• WHITE: all black pawns are disentegrated and transformed into pee
• BLACK: After several failures from the black king, a revolution begins after a hot king and his wife comes around by horse. Half of Black's troops are now pink, meaning that they are gay. Yes, this includes the peeromanced pawns.
Turn 13:
• WHITE: the gay king falls in love with the white king and switches sides.
• BLACK: Let's just... clean that up, righty-o.
Turn 14:
• WHITE: the gay king and the white king start making out and having a passionate session of hot gay sex (censored for the younger eyes).
• BLACK: The Gay Queen sees what's going on. That's all
Turn 15:
• WHITE: two pieces from white king's army stand in front of the kings having gay sex, in order to prevent the gay queen from interfeering.
• BLACK: Bishop to whatever piece was there. Hope that it wasn't a good piece!
Turn 16:
• WHITE: A knight slips on pee and dies.
• BLACK: Fuck it all, I've ran outta ideas. The Roaring Knight has appeared.
Turn 17:
• WHITE: The roaring knight pees.
• BLACK: The black king asks why he hasn't been taken by the white rook yet.
Turn 18:
• WHITE: The black king didn't specify which white rook.