UnGames:Ultimate Fishing

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Ultimate Fishing

　 Welcome to Ultimate Fishing, where we take a boring sport like fishing, and make it EXTREME! (half-naked babes not included) Once you catch 20 of the same fish, reset all the tallies and start over. The goal is to catch at least one of each fish. Just like Pokémon, you gotta catch 'em all! What? This doesn't keep track of your catches automatically? You've got to be kidding me, what's the freakin' point? Oh well, are you going to play or not? Carpe carp!

Here it is! Beautiful Crystal Lake! Click the water below when ready…
Fishing Simulator:


Click on the water above and try your luck.

This could be you! The guy, not the fish.

You can also put a fancy {{Fishing Award}} template on your userpage, or the mini {{Fishing}} userbox. Please don't cheat. If you do, grues will come to your house and send you down the poop-chute.


Record holders[edit | edit source]

George W. Bush caught a Mecha Mahi playing Ultimate Fishing. Have you?
UsernameUltimate catch
BizzeebeeverDelicious Bass 11'03" long
Cat the ColourfulRock lobster weighing in at 309.2 lbs.
Zana DarkFish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish
<insert name here> Your top catch goes here...
Special thanks to RandomDie for the idea.


To keep track of your catches, just copy and paste the code {{subst: UnGames:Ultimate Fishing/}} somewhere in your userspace!

Ultimate Fishing Tallies
 FishTally
CohoSalmon.png Fishicus Userus  llllllllllll   llllllllllll   llllllllllll llll
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 59.jpg Acipenser Sturio
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 78.jpg Atherina Hepsetus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 77.jpg Blennius Gattorugine
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 70.jpg Blennius Pholis
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 30.jpg Blennius Viviparous
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 75.jpg Callionymus Dracunculus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 57.jpg Centriscus Scolopax
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 95.jpg Cepola Rubescens
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 101.jpg Chimaera Monstrosa
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 52.jpg Clupea Alosa
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 43.jpg Clupea Encrasicolus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 62.jpg Clupea Pilchardus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 15.jpg Cottus Cataphractus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 39.jpg Cyclopterus Liparis
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 10.jpg Cyclopterus Lumpus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 63.jpg Cyclopterus Montagui
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 17.jpg Cyprinus Alburnus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 26.jpg Cyprinus Barbus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 83.jpg Cyprinus Brama
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 100.jpg Cyprinus Carpio
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 35.jpg Cyprinus Erythrophthalmus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 64.jpg Cyprinus Gobio
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 105.jpg Cyprinus Jeses
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 69.jpg Cyprinus Leuciscus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 61.jpg Cyprinus Rutilus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 103.jpg Cyprinus Tinca
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 89.jpg Dasyatis Pastinaca
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 58.jpg Esox Belone
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 99.jpg Esox Lucius
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 90.jpg Esox Osseus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 106.jpg Esox Saurus
Exocoetus volitans.jpg Exocoetus Volitans
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 8.jpg Faber
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 54.jpg Gadus Æglefinus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 12.jpg Gadus Carbonarius
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 18.jpg Gadus Luscus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 32.jpg Gadus Merlangius
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 25.jpg Gadus Merluccius
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 92.jpg Gadus Molva
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 96.jpg Gadus Morhua
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 7.jpg Gadus Pollachius
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 2.jpg Gadus Tricirratus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 9.jpg Gallioyumus Lyra
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 40.jpg Gasterosteus Spinachia
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 94.jpg Gobius Niger
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 34.jpg Gymnocephalus Cernua
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 68.jpg Hippoglossus Hippoglossus
Hydrolagus mirabilis.png Hydrolagus Mirabilis
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 65.jpg Labrus Cornubiensis
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 86.jpg Labrus Julis
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 67.jpg Labrus Lineatus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 44.jpg Labrus Mixtus
 FishTally
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 74.jpg Labrus Tinca
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 42.jpg Labrus Trimaculatus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 20.jpg Labrus Variegatus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 87.jpg Lampris Guttatus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 46.jpg Limanda Limanda
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 91.jpg Lophius Piscatorius
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 82.jpg Lota Lota
Fish-Sculpture.jpg Mecha Mahi
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 14.jpg Mugil Cephalus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 11.jpg Mullus Surmuletus
Oncorhynchus nerka.jpg Oncorhynchus Nerka
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 47.jpg Perca Fluviatilis
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 38.jpg Perca Labrax
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 84.jpg Platichthys Flesus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 37.jpg Pleuronectes Maximus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 56.jpg Pleuronectes Megastoma
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 41.jpg Pleuronectes Microcephalus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 6.jpg Pleuronectes Platessa
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 107.jpg Pleuronectes Variegatus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 19.jpg Raia Rubus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 23.jpg Raja Clavata
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 93.jpg Raja Miraletus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 104.jpg Raja Radiata
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 48.jpg Raja Torpedo
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 55.jpg Salmo Alpinus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 81.jpg Salmo Cambricus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 45.jpg Salmo Eperlanus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 76.jpg Salmo Fario
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 102.jpg Salmo Salvelinus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 79.jpg Salmo Thymallus
Scardinius erythrophthalmus2.jpg Scardinius Erythrophthalmus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 110.jpg Scomber Scomber
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 5.jpg Scomber Thynnus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 3.jpg Scomber Trachurus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 85.jpg Scophthalmus Rhombus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 66.jpg Sparus Dentex
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 33.jpg Sparus Raii
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 73.jpg Squalus Acanthias
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 50.jpg Squalus Catulus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 98.jpg Squalus Cornubicus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 16.jpg Squalus Squatina
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 22.jpg Tetrodon Mola
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 60.jpg Tetrodon Stellatus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 36.jpg Tetrodon Truncatus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 4.jpg Tirgla Lineatus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 27.jpg Trigla Gurnardus
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 1.jpg Trigla Hirundo
Illustration from The Natural History of British Fishes (1802) by Edward Donovan, digitally enhanced by rawpixel-com 108.jpg Trigla Lyra


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