User:Tom mayfair

Premier Tom Mayfair ☭

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Knight Commander of the Order

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Of his several university degrees, this user is most proud of his degree from Uncycloversity.

9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. 9/21

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is a Marree Man . Drongos just became an endangered species.

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is an administrator, which explains their exceptionally high stress levels.

This user is a Fellow in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a great deal of respect.

This user has a tendency to talk to himself in the third person.

This user smells of cabal.

This user is an evolutionist and thinks intelligent design is a load of BS.

This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on…

This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

This user is Kentuckistani …and lives off fried chicken! (List of Kentuckistani Uncyclopedians)

This user is a proud parent. His army consist of 2 boys.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 18 years, 8 months and 20 days.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

My Contributions

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User Page of the Month
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Articles
Chickenbox
Chicks
Dodongo
How To: Catch A Predator
HowTo:Skeet
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UnBooks:The Legend of Ron and the Cheeseburger --- Junior Featured
UnNews:Court won't declare Matthew Pan a person
UnTunes:Be Gay
Walgreens Drug Store --- Featured

Awards

	Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2007

Zombie of the Month September 2011