HowTo:Skeet
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Here's The Story[edit | edit source]
The art of skeeting goes back to the beginning of mankind. Cave drawings told the story of a male and female cave dwellers that were both mute and blind. The male was under the impression that he was tapping the female in her sweet vagina. He was on the verge of climax when he realized that it was her moist mouth that was doing all the work. Desperate to continue his lineage, he pulled out and tried to make it to her warm cock holster... but it was too late, he asploded all over her beckoning face. Everyone in the cave was in shock. They could not believe he would risk his future generations in such a manner. Then they saw the female lapping the man nectar up like a rabid dog. This aroused the males of the cave greatly, which in turn created the bukkake the very same day.
How To Get There[edit | edit source]
The correct amount of friction is the key to achieve ejaculation. To get there you will need either a good hand or a good woman.
(Please Note: A woman is still required when involving a hand)
The Hand (Man)[edit | edit source]
Start with having penis erect and ready. Place your hand, palm up, in front of you. Lower your hand do to the standing soldier. Extent your thumb away from your hand and act like you are picking up a can of Coca-Cola. Make sure you have a firm grip of the shaft as to not accidentally lose hold of the purple-headed warrior. Begin making back and forth motions helping to stimulate the arteries supplying the erectile tissue. Depending on the individual, the whole process to cum can range from two seconds to never at all. Upon the feeling of climax, have the woman on her knees, point your cock in the direction of her face, and let the juices flow. Remember, skeeting is meant only for the face.
(Please Note:Lubricants are optional but are recommended, whether it be lotion, saliva, KY Lubricants, woman nectar, or anal juice)
The Woman (Preferred)[edit | edit source]
The woman has many extraordinary advantages. She has three openings to choose from in order to obtain ejaculation. The vagina is perhaps the most common method to achieve climax. The anus is a good way to cum quicker due to the tightness of the hole depending on it's usage. The mouth is by far the most used way in pornography due to the historical facts in cave paintings and the fact that pornography is educational. The same friction, as discussed above, is require in all three of these openings.
The Facts[edit | edit source]
- Fact: Semen makes for a great facial lotion, keeping it moist and smooth and can save you hundreds of dollars at the spa.
- Fact: Cum is the cure to the common cold.
- Fact: Sperm can unclog oil-filled skin pores that washing and scrubbing alone cannot.
- Fact: Man nectar makes for a great protein snack on those long road trips.
- Fact: Jizz can help reconstruct damaged hair and makes for a fabulous conditioner.
- Fact: Ejactulant is known to help reduce the risk of breast cancer in women.
- Fact: A man will most likely never stray when he meets a woman that will take a skeeting.
- Fact: Taking a skeet shot is a sign of true love.