Uncyclopedia:Grue Army/Credits
We are the few, the proud, the Marines Grue Army - Uncyclopedia's one, but not only anti-vandal group. Members care about the wiki, and defend it with their life. They didn't receive ANYTHING in return.
Until now.
The Grue Army gives out Credits. . Credits work like Yoinxx, except are different in value. Grue Army members can spend Credits, and get discounts on exclusive Grue Army items at the local Civillian Store, only available to them!
Warning:Credits contain C4, do not set on fire.
These Box things stolen from Jocke Pirat.
Credit Explanation[edit source]
Credits are worth 0.25 Yoinnx. You may convert 4 Credits into 1 Yoinxx, but not 1 Yoinxx into 4 credits.
You gain Credit Rations per month based on your rank. The Ranks Soldier, Heavy Soldier, and Corporal receive 150 Credits per month. Ranks Sergeant, Lieutenant, and Major get 250 Credits per month. Ranks Admiral, General and High General receive 500 per month. All troops begin gaining Credits once they subscribe below.
Use[edit source]
In some cases, we will record your exchanges. But mostly, you have to out of your bunk and do it yourself. The check to exchange credits is here, with instructions on use. You are free to make your own version. Soldiers, Heavy Soldiers, and Corporals recieve 150 Credits per month. Sergeants, Lieutenants, and Majors recieve 250. Admirals, Generals, and High Generals recieve 500 per month.
Purchase Surplus Items[edit source]
You can also buy things straight from the surplus, which makes it cheaper. Items in the Surplus can only be bought with Credits.NEWSFLASH: If you want to buy something, get it Here.Credits can be used to buy things staright from the surplus. ATTENTION: NONE OF THIS IS FOR SALE ANYMORE!!! ALL OUR STUFF FOR SALE IS HERE!!! GET A 75% DISCOUNT FOR BEING A GRUE ARMY MEMBER!!! Weapons and Equipment 
Get a Light Anti-tank weapon to well, blow stuff up. Also try using it as a decoration! Ammo not incuded. C400
A Flaregun. Signal for help from members of the Grue Army by using these (Adding an image of the flaregun to a member's talk page, plus what you need help for.)! C4 (Ha, C4.)
A M16 rifle. I guess you could shoot vandals with it. I guess. C10
A Standard Military Humvee. Includes Rocket Launcker and three rockes. Perfect for blowing up your neighbor's car. C400
A captured Wikipedian M1 Abrams tank. The most powerful vehicle we have. C1000
Other junk 
A grue. It's really fun to have these as pets. You can and will get eaten. C100
Grue Army 
Haven't you ever wanted to have a Custom Grue Army title? You can now, only C1000
A promotion. Soldier, you're actually trying to buy a promotion? DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY SOLDIER. Earn this.
BUY IT NOW![edit source]
Place checks for items bought from the Store here. Send your checks to the Grue Army Fund, where we can give it back to you the following month.
User-run UnOfficial OperationsRank Member Credits High General Meganew C3000 General Magic man C975 Major Fudgemobile C400 Lieutenant TheSlyFox C650 Sergeant Poiz C650 Corporal Leoispotter C600 Heavy Soldier Flaminfinger13 C300 Soldier Mimo&maxus C300 Soldier Electrified mocha chinchilla C600 Soldier Happytimes C150 Soldier JebusCryst C150 User AwardsGroups & AffiliationsDiplomacy & Maintenance
