The Goa Tse Clan-UnLeaks Liberation Authority
Goa Tse is a great philosophist. He teaches us to respect others, to be humble, to be generous and to be smart, not retarded. How do we do it? We want people to know about Goa Tse's philosophies to enable us to serve God and to beat the fundamentalists, for God hates them.
Goa Tse wants God's Word to be spread by the Three Ways of Goa Tse Do:
- Ka Ra Te Dong
- Me It'ching
- Hung Wang
The Goa Tse Clan
This is the Goa Tse Clan-UnLeaks Liberation Authority. Our goal is to create articles as part of a large project called the Great Uncyclopedia Article Construction Project (GUACP). The aim of the Goa Tse Clan is to write and create new articles, similar to that of the long-gone Imperial Colonization. We stood from the ruins of IC, to start a new article collaboration project. But first, one must join the Goa Tse Clan by following the prompts listed below. We expect those who join the Goa Tse Clan to help out in the creation of new articles as part of the GUACP, and participate in the Senate where we decide on new ideas for Uncyclopedia.
THE NEXT SENATE Meeting/THE NEXT GUACP COLLABORATION
will start on December 7, 2011.
Current Members and Ranks of the Goa Tse Clan
There are different ranks to suit the Clan. There are four currently available. Attach them to your sigs when you join:
- Head Priest ()
- Priest () MUST WORK ON AT LEAST 20 ARTICLES OF THE GUACP
- Sage () MUST WORK ON AT LEAST 10 ARTICLES OF THE GUACP
- Scholar () MUST WORK ON AT LEAST 5 ARTICLES OF THE GUACP
- Monk (male)/Nun (female) ()
NOTE: There is only one Head Priest.
JOIN THE GOA TSE CLAN TODAY!
To join, request at the Registration Office and I will approve it THEN add your name below. Please note that approval will range from a few days to three weeks. And when you are accepted, attach this to your page:
“Today, we will begin the Age of Uncyclopedia- the Age in which articles are written to the highest quality!”
Look to the future with your ears, but open the eye's past memories.
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