User:Shimazu

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Hi, I'm Shimazu (No relation with that stupid civilization in southern Japan)and I like editing Uncyclopedia very much. I hope that I can become a member of the Uncyclopedia army but I don't know how. I had a account on Wikipedia (Mastukagan00b)and I was banned after they found out that i am a sock puppet. I've vandalized 2 wikipedia articles after logging out, but i was blocked AGAIN! i disagree with the UNATO because it is Anticommunist!!!!!!!!

Long live the Communist Party of China!

My recent subpages (box below abandoned)

AAAA! Cant believe it again! - N0 CABAL! - User box

I'm Chinese and is a pro-Communist.

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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of their country.
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This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English.
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This user likes to as-plode! BOOM!
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This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.
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This user is Chinese and proud of their country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.
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This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.
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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedian Army.
And is pwning vandals for our nation!
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
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This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
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of course for the {{User CCP}}, because i'm Chinese

N00B stuff
WikiBattle | What battles? | This page blanked | Rebel against china | Republican party of China | Wikia pwned | 1937-1945 war that almost killed my country | You get pwned here and dont have any AAAAAAAAA! | SocialWiki

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I like eating pizza but this is NOT the kind.
ATTACK!!!!!!!!
PRC troops attacking enemy
The great wall of China!
My favorite animal--Elephants!
Be prepared: Do your best for communism! 准备着:为共产主义事业而奋斗!