User talk:Shimazu

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Welcome!

Hello, Shimazu, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Shimazu/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:03, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Edit protected pages

What do people require in order to edit the protected pages?

Semi-protected you need to go 4 days without getting banned and become autoconfirmed

Protected you need to be an administrator which is months and months of hard work -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:57, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Image

How should I upload a image?

Special:Upload -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:57, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Protection

What can people see to figure out which is Semi-protected and which is Fully protected?

Go to Special:Log/protect and type the title you want to find out on. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:03, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

How to become a Admin

What do users need in order to become a Admin?

Please answer this because I'm new to this wiki.

Thats probably the last question that anyone should ask. I'd focus on writing articles and contributing to the site for now. If you need any help just ask... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

And you can sign your posts using 4 tildes (~), bro :) Or else it becomes confusing. So, what's your favorite kind of pizza? Mattsnow 09:48, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome to the Grue Army

Attention!

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Having recently joined the Grue Army, you are now allowed access to all Grue Army places and files with your level Phi clearance.

Accessible areas:

Your current fighter craft is the TIE Heavy Fighter. Should you wish to have a new one, place a message on the Commanding Officer's talk page, and he'll try to get you what you want. Look over the current war updates to browse our list of fighters.

Grue Army Main Base. Assign yourself to a squadron or two, then begin to carry out the primary orders of your squadron. The list of currently active vandals is at the bottom of the page. Study it, as you may come up against these foes during your tenure here.

Grue Army Peacekeeping Base. Should you assign yourself to Blue Squadron, you must add your name onto the list of Blue Squad members, plus send your training sheet to my talk page.

Grue Army Outpost Beta. Another secondary base specifically assigned to Twin Suns Squadron. If you join their ranks, add the template onto your userpage, add yourself to the list, and be sure to read the job information.

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Current War Updates. Review this page to determine what your enemies are using, as well as updates of the Un-Wiki War. If you've found new war material for the Uncyclopedian Alliance, add it to the list. If you've found out about a new Wikipedian class of ship/vehicle/troop, add it as well. If you have heard about or seen a new battle, add it.

The Code of War. It explains some basic information about the Grue Army just like this template right here. It may be a bit out of date, but that will be fixed soon.

You are also allowed to add the following templates to your userpage:

This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun .

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This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

You may gain awards for particularly impressive acts of valor. These will include promotions, free material, and credit bonuses. Now MOVE OUT, SOLDIER!!! --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 22:16, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

SIG

When signing you do not need an individual template for it. I have userspaced it for you under User:Shimazu/sig just sign your posts with --{{User:Shimazu/sig}} it works just the same. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:55, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Additionally type {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Shimazu/sig}} under signature in your preferences in order for it to be your default sig when you sign with four tildes. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:59, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Your signature

The Walmart image is way too big. It cant be any more than 15px high or else it breaks the line of text. See here for more details. Thanks. -- 14:44, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hello

Please don't plank pages unless they're in your userspace - if you think they should be deleted, follow appropriate deletion procedure and take them to VFD or QVFD or whatever happens to be appropriate. Thanks. 1234 ~ 00:08, 7 June 2011

So...

You left the Grue Army. Why? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 03:42, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Ummm.... I couldn't find anymore vandals, and all i found were already reported piece of craps. Don't worry, I will still provide Un-Wiki info. Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 14:11, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah... No. You don't need to do that anymore. If you want to stay in the GA, try fixing up some shitty pages. Ask the admins what you can help with, vote for awards, etc. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 19:39, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Cross-wiki vandalism

We don't support it. In fact, we kind of condemn it. So please don't do it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:48 Jun 26, 2011

qvfd

Please don't use the template, mon; nobody checks for that (I happened upon that page by chance). If you could instead list such pages on qvfd directly in the future, it'd be appreciated. 1234 ~ 07:06, 2 July 2011

VFD template?

I noticed it was put on this page. Why is that exactly?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:03, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry it took too long.

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