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Comeback

I'm calling it one anyway. Welcome back. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:31, 30 January 2013 (UTC)

He still looks like a hobo. Not one of the good ones, either. All the other hobos teased him mercilessly for it, in their hobo way. He had to go stag to his own hobo wedding. Sad, really. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:08, 30 January 2013 (UTC)

fu ljelgofock yourself -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:40, 30 January 2013 (UTC)

"Argo fuck yourself" - award winning film.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 08:47, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

But a historically inaccurate portrayal. Hello, and good to meet you (again?). Did you check out your talk page at UnFreeUnCY, I left you a Fake Pegusus Award for your Great Year, and I for two am looking forward to more of your writing. Good to see you crawling around. Aleister 12:09 31-1-'13

Nice to see you.

Could you set a feature for today and tend to the VFD real quick? There's an article with 7 votes for deletion! --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 23:07, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Edit conflict

Did you get that too when you were archiving VFD? That was weird!--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 04:37, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

No, because I guess I beat you to the punch. There's no way I'm doing VFH right now, though. I'm on my phone.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:41, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

I see, and I can't imagine doing the featuring on the phone, the computer is hard enough at first. I suppose, haha.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 04:43, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

Whote

This is a sincere request for a reading on my guy who invented soap page on VFH. I think it's a good page, and seems to have gotten stuck on the gum there. If you have a few minutes, and if you do read it and hate it with a passion, please tell me what tweeks would work. Thanks. Aleister 21:11 10-2-'13

I'll try to get to it tonight.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 23:46, 11 February 2013 (UTC)

Site notice

Maybe you can add something related and/or linking to the HMC 2013, VFH, and Vote Top 3 or February?  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:56 3.04.13

You could probably also set up a few more features

There is a few ready.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 21:38 3.10.13

In case you're still alive...

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:50 Jun 7 2014

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:31, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Fancy Seeing You

Around these parts... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Gross. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 22:09, 19 October 2015

Hey

You can't just wander in and then wander out. This isn't a Beverly Hills psychiatric hospital. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Nov 1 '15 22:07 (UTC)

How do you know where I live? Also I didn't mean to and I'll never do it again until I do.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 18:08, 6 November 2015 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:45, 10 February 2021 (UTC)