User talk:Ljlego/archive 7

Hello again sir.

So, I know I haven't done much requesting of your wisdom as of late, but since I am still your little n00b, I shall ask you. And if you aren't around, I'm sure one of your many page-watching fans will get to me first. So, no worries. I'll give you the first crack at it though. I'm just wondering how you redirect a blank page to another page. I can usually figure this stuff out by looking at what other people do, but I'm stuck on this one. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:17, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

You type the following:

#REDIRECT [[iTrip]]

into the completely blank page's edit screen. That thing I done did up top, with the linking to iTrip, is called "whoring" one's own work, and something you should learn about too.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:16, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

What's Whoring??? MrN 00:35, Jul 18

I'm not sure, but I think Thou knows about it. He told me about it in an awkward conversation. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:11, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm just stretching now, aren't I?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:38, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

press

hey lj, signpost junior reporter here, just wondering if you have any comment on the whorehouse. do you think this is a good idea which can help authors? will it cause articles to lose their style by having more than one contributor? will the presence of dolly parton be a distraction? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:50, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

No she's in the Plastics Recycling house, they look very similar though. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:54, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I think the whorehouse is, perhaps, the perfect place to store venereal diseases for further study. Also to quarantine otherwise deadly humor until it is effectively sedated. It's also great for parties. I hear it's booked months in advance for orgies every night. I myself had my Money Mixer there (the Money Mixer is where I make money in the guise of helping some charity), and though the actual place was subpar, the service it provided greatly outweighed its need for a facelift. I remember my cousin once got a facelift. Turned out the doctor wasn't a native English speaker, and actually cut her entire face off and sewed it back on LIFTED. So to speak. Does that answer your question?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:31, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Could ya take a look at

This? I think this is all we need to do. I think there is a consensus being formed at PEEING here to stop using the "Review Reserved" templates unless you are doing the review imminently. I'm off to bed... Night. MrN 01:53, Jul 31

So yeah, as I just archived my talk page I thought I'd leave a nice, easy to find comment here about the PRIP thing. It's a good change. Anything that stops people leaving reviews for weeks and completely defeating the object is a good thing. I'll keep an eye on things as well, see if we can't stop people doing that with their own templates as well... Also, are you back, or something? --UU - natter 15:29, Aug 1

I was never away. Officially. Thus, I can't technically be back. Officially. However, as recent patterns have shown, I have found sufficient inspiration to become more active. And that, too, is official(ly).~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:11, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

On a more PRIP related note, it is very easy to customize the {{PRIP}} model for your own perverse needs. Simply make the first link the "expired" version and the second link the "not expired" version.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:12, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Much love and praise!

Innovative Award For clever contributions to the wiki which, for some reason, I appreciate. You better make me one of those hats.

For your edits to the PRIP template. Way to do what I was trying to do except...right. sirsysrq @ 20:51 Jul 31

Semi-rape!

Since you archived most of it! I'm raping you anyway. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:09, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

It was almost a virgin. Missed it by THAT much.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:13, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey...

What was it you were talking about on my talk page a couple days ago? You never got back to me; what's with being this mysterious??? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:24 2 August 2008

To quote some gangsta dude...wiggity-wiggity-what?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 18:09, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

On my talk page you put the header "You're connected?" and then whent on to say:

“ Shit, man. AND you're gay? You're bold...really bold. So am I, apparently. ”

I just dunno what you meant. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:14 2 August 2008

Oh, that. I was referencing your userpage at the time, which implied you were in with the mob. Then I used the grand ol' stereotype that all mobsters are anti-homosexual and just ran with it. Mystery solved.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 18:16, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Ah! I see! That was Yettie vandalising me again. Had I been a detective I would have made that connection instantly. Oh well, see you around. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:20 2 August 2008

Oi Gobshite

What happened to my article being featured yesterday? It might be all very well Mordillo sodding off getting married and all that but where's my bloody feature gone? And now bloody Frédéric Chopin has snook in. I demand honour, sir.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I don't know what you're talking about. If you're alleging that I am engaging in favoritism of other articles over yours for shady reasons, I must ask where the motive lies. I just feature the one with the most votes when I see an empty box, no more, no less. Well, maybe a little less. I didn't fill in the ARTICLE NAME HERE parameter that MUST BE FILLED IN (apparently).~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:17, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

September 4th has disappeared. And no doubt my article has lived up to its name. Evil I say..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'd say that's proof of God, you heathen. REPENT and be saved.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:21, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Without you, this place would fall apart. That would be soo cool. Go on vacation, or sumpin'. Anarchy! (/me pushed over chair) Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:29, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

My vacations are like women, hard to come by and even harder to possess. Now wasn't THAT eloquent?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 20:57, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

"Eloquent". *Pbbt!* You're all "Ooo! Look at me! I drink tea! I went to high school! My teachers learned me how to speak English real good!" Elitist. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:12, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

I bet he thinks he's soooo great just because he uses "silverware." "Oooh, let me just use my "spoon" to eat this soup, ooooh." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:53, Sep 12

Yup. Some people got too much class fer their own good. /me belches, scratches belly Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:18, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

In Need of Some Aid

Hello, it has been some time, has it not? I need to get AIDS and I think you are just the person to give it to me. After my long leave I have finally returned to the Uncyc world, only to realize that I have forgotten how to format everything. So I took a quick refresher course on the help page, but there is still one thing I can't figure out, and after searching for a whole eight minutes I decided that I should turn to my trusty adoptive parent/evil overlord. So I now ask how do you format the slashed out words? Thanks in advance.

Prof. Ninja

Hea, Lj might not be around at the moment, although I'm not sure... What are you asking? Aids? That would require Lj to have se... Um... Yea... Dude. Anyway, find a page which has the formatting which you want to use on it, load up the edit screen, find the place where it does the formatting, and copy that code into the place you want to use it. Try "preview" to see if it works, and Bob is your brothers sister. Probably. That's how we do it. Copy someone else... ;) MrN 01:54, Nov 8

<s>Struck-out text</s>

= Struck-out text. AIDS-burger in paradise.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 20:20, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Cold and Frightened

Hello, I'm new. Would you please adopt me? I'm very naive, give excellent cuddles, and need looking after. Whoremonal 23:03, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Lj hasn't been seen in a while, so you might want to find someone else to ask. --UU - natter 09:53, Dec 8

Bugger, I thought I'd found a soulmate there. Right, back to the drawing board...Whoremonal 11:51, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

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if you're not Jewish, party anyway

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Merry Christmas

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A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:18, Dec 21

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Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirsysrq @ 23:46 Dec 21

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes. Cards for the long departed :( --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:53, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

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