Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

Useless Gobshite of the Month badge

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. (Unless you are Lyrithya)
• Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
• Consistently write crap.
• If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint. Add the {{VoteGOTM}} to their page.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

Past "Winners"

Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron (3) • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia (2) • SU182 • Anonymous Slashy • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie • Walter Humala • Starnestommy • Gert5 • Ohadaloni • Zeldafan500 • Famine • Masterof9puppets • Olipro (3) • MediaWiki default • Fonchezzz • Hinoa • Rcmurphy (2) • Savethemooses • LOLZORZ • Cajek • Dr. Skullthumper (8) • Sawblade5 • SysRq • Dexter111344 • YesTimeToEdit • Spang • Kip the Dip • Cows go moo when they poo • Dave2 • Gouncyclopedia! • Sannse • Syndrome • MrN9000 • Toungebud • Miley Spears • Thekillerfroggy (2) • Hey people! • Why do I need to provide this? • Mnbvcxz • PuppyOnTheRadio (2) • Ptok-Bentoniczny • HELPME • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Necropaxx • TOAST • Maniac1075 • Chronarion • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Mrowa • Lyrithya (6) • Dancing dude • Lollipop • Fnoodle • Roman Dog Bird • Frosty (3) • Bizzeebeever • TheHappySpaceman • Joe9320 • MadMax • RAHB • Dawg • Mr-ex777 • DungeonSiegeAddict510 (2) • Leverage • Y (2) • Colin "All your base" Heaney

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

Official Nominations for May

You

Score: 0

1.  Nom/For. Yeah, that's right, we're going all Time magazine in 2006 here. -- namegoeshere (talk) (contribs) 14:55, 25 February 2020 (UTC)
2.  For. Fuck you! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 04:34, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

Frosty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

1. Gay and Gay Gay gay gay gay gay. RealLifeCartman (talk) 08:54, 24 March 2017 (UTC)
2. For - Frosty's a douchebag.   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:12 4.09.17
3. FROSTY YR A CUNT FUCK YA SLF – Preceding unsigned comment added by User:Ewfnjn (talk • contribs)

Banzaikitten (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7

1. Nom and For Voted twice on Colin's two year long nomination prompting this whole rebirth of UGotM. -- The Zombiebaron 00:55, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
2. For Also, wasn't it my March 23-ish vote that triggered you all to reboot UGOTM? --stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • ban a vandal) 05:13, 24 March 2017 (UTC)

   In a way; I was happy to let Colin's nomination last forever, but then banzai showed a flagrant disregard for proper voting etiquette and I was forced to end Colin's nomination in order to nominate banzai. -- The Zombiebaron 05:41, 24 March 2017 (UTC)

3.  For. I will take any accolade I can get. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 08:54, 24 March 2017 (UTC)
4.  For. I also like voting twice for things. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 08:55, 24 March 2017 (UTC)
5.  For. I should probably vote for him, for the sake of my safety. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:55, 28 March 2017 (UTC)
6.  For. When I created this award I had in mind something to recognise those willing to go the extra yard in douchebaggery and rampant asshattery. Over the years Banzai has worked hard on this, finally raising the bar to equal and in some cases surpass many of the previous winners of this illustrious award. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
7.  For. We finally need to get the ball rolling on this, and as douchey as some of the nominated people here are, I cannot think of a single Uncyclopedian who deserves this prestigious award more than Banzaikitten. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:19, 23 November 2017 (UTC)

supergeeky1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

1. Nom Deserves this. -- The Zombiebaron 00:55, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
2. For And while you're at it, listen to In The Court of the Crimson King. LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 08:18, 23 March 2017 (UTC)

Cat the Colourful (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1. Nom Has deserved this for quite awhile. -- The Zombiebaron 00:55, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
2.  For. --This is my signature. DEAL WITH IT!!!! 18:55, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
3.  For. I tried to think of something pretentious to say here Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:59, 23 March, 2017 (UTC)

The Woodburninator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

1. Nom Highly deserving of this. -- The Zombiebaron 01:12, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
2.  Against. I'm a good guy and you are all lucky to have me. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 01:40, 31 March 2017 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

1. MEMEMEMEME ME! Me! -— Lyrithya ༆ 06:29, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
2. The prophecy is true.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:43pm  April 4, 2021
3. They are the one. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:07, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
4.  For. Because Lyrithya. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:25, 26 March 2022 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 100

1. Forever and always. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:29, 24 March 2017 (UTC)
2. unbelievable, i still hate this guy --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:21, 24 March 2017 (UTC)

Donald Trump

Score: 0

• comment: he "rocks" according to some guy with an mst3k avatar on rate your music (where i'm active nowadays, hi everybody) --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:23, 24 March 2017 (UTC)

MadMax (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• NomFor. Almost 100,000 edits and not a single one of them in 2017. For shame. -RAHB 05:54, 25 March 2017 (UTC)