Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

Useless Gobshite of the Month badge

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. (Unless you are Lyrithya)
• Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
• Consistently write crap.
• If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint. Add the {{VoteGOTM}} to their page.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

Past "Winners"

Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron (3) • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia (2) • SU182 • Anonymous Slashy • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie • Walter Humala • Starnestommy • Gert5 • Ohadaloni • Zeldafan500 • Famine • Masterof9puppets • Olipro (3) • MediaWiki default • Fonchezzz • Hinoa • Rcmurphy (2) • Savethemooses • LOLZORZ • Cajek • Dr. Skullthumper (8) • Sawblade5 • SysRq • Dexter111344 • YesTimeToEdit • Spang • Kip the Dip • Cows go moo when they poo • Dave2 • Gouncyclopedia! • DaniPine3 • Syndrome • MrN9000 • Toungebud • Miley Spears • Thekillerfroggy (2) • Hey people! • Why do I need to provide this? • Mnbvcxz • PuppyOnTheRadio (2) • Ptok-Bentoniczny • HELPME • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Necropaxx • TOAST • Maniac1075 • Chronarion • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Mrowa • Lyrithya (6) • Dancing dude • Lollipop • Fnoodle • Roman Dog Bird • Frosty (3) • Bizzeebeever • TheHappySpaceman • Joe9320 • MadMax • RAHB • Dawg • Mr-ex777 • DungeonSiegeAddict510 (2) • Leverage • Y (2) • Colin "All your base" Heaney

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

Official Nominations for May

OPOSSUM (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

 For. OPOSSUM is useless, and he is a gobshite. (Just kidding, @OPOSSUM:.) He created the Olulas, he's an ASBOxAAT writer (Actually, all ASBOxAAT writers, including me, are useless gobshites.), and he created the most insane templates (Olulaspin, Olulastarfield, Eldritch Zone, etc.). If OPOSSUM isn't a useless gobshite, I don't know who is!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 04:57, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 04:57, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

 Against. See comments.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:51, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 17:51, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

 For. aweosome Schism (talk) 04:59, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

 AGAIN?! (st) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:44, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

Comments

Oh shoot. I just realized OPOSSUM already has a Gobshite award. Whoops. I'm changing my vote to against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:51, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 17:51, 22 May 2025 (UTC)