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I vote for User: who, despite been a member since April 2005, hasn't added a single article or contributed in any way. Thats worse than writing shite in my book -- Mhaille 17:40, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Unfortunately that doesn't jive with the award's (must) "Consistantly write crap" rule. What we need is another award entirely devoted to (dis)honouring people that register and (a) do absolutely nothing or (b) contribute no original content and make inconsequential edits to other people's stuff. -- T. (talk) 17:47, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Are you plugging for a nomination? :) -- Mhaille 17:55, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Me? I deliver top quality excrement. It's been hard shovelling, too. :P So... no. I don't know. My spelling is too good anyway, and I depend on others (nod/wink) for my MS Paint artwork. :) --T. (talk) 18:15, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Can I self nominate? --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:56, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Nope. But I'm happy to nominate you. You're just after the fancydan new template aren't u? -- Mhaille 17:57, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Someome, please nominate me. All my articles are worthless crap. Even my userpage says so. --Nintendorulez 00:45, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)
I'm not sure you're at the right level of crapicity, but I'll give you a provisional VOTE in favour for the longest continous introduction paragraph known to man for Black Jesus (though the accompanying image IS clearly PS and not MSPaint standard) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 10:42, 1 Nov2005 (UTC)

October's already in the can. I say give it to Elvis, if he wants it. Hail to the King, baby. -- T. (talk) 16:24, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

In keeping with the spirit of the award I agree. I vote to belatedly award the October award to Elvis, and on the strength of a disinterested minority he should be allowed to hang his new award in a prominent place in one of the small rooms of his mansion. Huhhuh huh. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Congratulations! (He's a busy man, so I guess I'll deliver it in person.) -- T. (talk) 17:35, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Congratulations to the first official winner of the GOTM award. I am so going to have to make it my life's work to win this award...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


Scrotum (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

I'd like to nominate and offer my vote to Scrotum, not only for the stirling work done on the "it's vs its" debate but also for singlehandedly attacking every Admin. Great work! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

For As the only holder so far of this illustriouse award, I have to say this is outstanding work Bravo!--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:00, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For In the spirit of the whole ludicrous episode. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:00, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For its a no-brainer --Willy on wheels! 21:35, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Support. He's been quiet recently, but still gets talked about anyway. It has kind of developed a mystique... The Legend of Scrotum, if you will. And what an apt username. -- T. (talk) 19:45, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For, because I wanna be part of the cool crew.--Myronic 22:11, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Kerry's_big_sex (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Nomination & Vote for Kerry's big sex, who seems like an entirely reasonable person, BUT has created some content this month that has (a) been deleted multiple times by admins and (b) been re-born from the ashes of burnination in a state only marginally less-worse than before. It's a combination of ineptitude and diligence that really caught my interest (though I don't get the articles at all). -- T. (talk) 18:32, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC) Withdrawn. -- T. (talk) 19:41, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against. If only for the contribution on Simon Schama (UK TV Historian Dude, just in case you wondered?) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


General_Specific (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

For, due to the inordinate amount of work spent creating his negative campaign ads. Surely he deserves *some* sort of recognition? I mean, on IRC, he's become famous enough that when I say something particularly stupid (a frequent enough occurance), when someone says "I think GS was right", everyone knows exactly who they're talking about. He's beyond merely "famous" -- he's IN-famous! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 19:24, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

My only concern is that he is in breach of Rule #3, in that I believe that he WAS banned within the last month. Also this month his "contributions" haven't been at the same level as the preceeding months. In recognition of his work before this time, I would like to forward his name for a special lifetime award. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:30, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)
I think because the ban wasn't "carried" through but he was pardoned by the will of god then we can ingore that rule in this instance--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 19:34, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I support this, he should never be forgotten for his wonderfully entertaining antics. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 01:12, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For for December, in recognition of a fine pedigree of work within the field. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

For. He's , um, special alright. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:46, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Conditional for, if he doesn't go off his antipsychotic meds and get banned again. -- T. (talk) 16:18, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC) Withdrawn. See Nerd42 below. -- T. (talk) 18:49, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Fine! Hmph. --General Specific 15:29, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I like GS, he's funny. I'm not sure UGotM is right for him, because he is funny, unlike the vast majority of the people that post articles. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:56, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

He's invalid because Famine banned him again on the 15th, this time permanently. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 16:03, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Clorox (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Nominate and vote. For spamming crappy quotes across the site, fucking up all the Template:LangLevelText*** templates and making Splaka revert them all, reverting an admin, and giving lip to everyone who crosses his path, admin and user alike. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:15, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)
* Strongly Support & Vote. For all of the above, plus deleting messages that Famine & I left on his Talk page because he doesn't want Admins to complain/comment unless they've actually banned him. I restored the messages, which he immediately archived. The kid refuses to learn, so if he's not a Gobshite, who is? :) -- T. (talk) 10:49, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Disqualified. :P -- T. (talk) 12:14, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nerd42 (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

NOTE: it's been a day over a month since his last >24 hour ban; he is elligible

  • Nominate and vote: Nerd has a fantastic knack for making me grind my teeth. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 04:34, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Oh definitely. KATIE!! 04:39, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Without a second thought: VOTE Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:47, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Aye! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:50, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Indubitably. He's like Thomas Edison without the success. --Savethemooses 16:18, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Vote. Sorry GS. You deserve a better award. :) -- T. (talk) 18:48, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • For Sig thieving and general idiocy are wrong. So is wearing your bias on your sleeve and acting upon it. --Shrooms.jpgShroom!.gifGay2.gifSir Flammable KUN Prince!.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2.gifShroom!.gifShroomirror.jpg 18:19, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Vote All the agravtion might be worth it, if only his articles were funny. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:00, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Das For is German for for --The Zombiebaron 11:48, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC) Zombiebaron does not profess to actually speak German
  • He sabotaged all opposition, so why not? For. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:52, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)



Kakun (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Nominated. Anyone who has nine VFP self-nominations rejected in the same number of days and just keeps on submitting deserves to win some kind of award. Seriously, Kakun, put just a little more thought into your nominations. -- Isra

  • For. Though putting thought into nominations is just the tip of the iceberg. :) -- T. (talk) 11:12, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For Absolutely amazing. I don't know how they do it. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:23, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. A truly worthy nominee if I ever saw one. officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 20:46, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Taking egregious self-nomination to new and dizzy heights lows. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:19, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh ja. --King In Yellow 17:57, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For inadvertantly annoying me, a whole bunch. Keep it up and you might overtake Nerd42 someday. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 21:04, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Indeed is all I have to say. --Sir Cornbread 06:40, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For Talking with him on IRC is funny, for all the wrong reasons (like not understanding what the fuck is going on) --The Zombiebaron 01:52, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Talking with him on IRC is funny, and sometimes for the right reasons:
*Kakun changes nick to Lou_Reed	
<Lou_Reed> such a perfect day
--—rc (t) 01:58, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For I LOVE THOSE NEW 1-X ROBOTS!--Shrooms.jpgShroom!.gifGay2.gifSir Flammable KUN Prince!.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2.gifShroom!.gifShroomirror.jpg 02:11, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For.png Where the fuck am I ~ Kakun 02:19, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Sometimes he's funny and has some good ideas, but he needs to take some of the criticism to heart rather than repeating the same mistakes over and over again. Also, oh god the puns. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 02:28, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Comment Volte, puns can be punderful, if you punderstand how to poose (prenounced - use - u =se se +p = poose) them --The Zombiebaron 02:48, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)


PiOfFive (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1

Nom + For. Likes to add terrible Oscar Wilde quotes, ugly-ass templates, and Nazi flags to otherwise good articles, then unabashedly adds each such edit to his user page within 3 minutes of doing so. Sporker of images. Most importantly, attempted articles have included the oh-so-wonderful The Article That Never Ends, which in my book is enough to get the nod in and of itself! --Some user 23:49, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

DudeMan (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +3

Nom'n'For. He talks like babelfish. And he makes articles that aren't quite crap, but aren't quite English either, leaving us admins in a constant state of Delete-or-Not. --KATIE!! 23:27, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

  • I voting for. Keitei in manner she going, certainty articles not bad being. Hard reading to English when head caused in pain. --~ sin($) tan() 23:36, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • f0r 4l7h0|_|6h 1 7h1|\||< |<31731 |\/|4y h4\/3 833|\| 741|<1|\|6 480|_|7 73h |_4|\|6|_|463 0f 1337. 73h HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:49, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Emphatic for and I'd vote for him 100 times if I could. His lack of English grammar has caused me to tear out more hair than many other things on Uncyclopedia. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 00:05, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

MoneySign (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -8

Nomination: Instead of allowing the ideas of those who are trying to contribute to develop, he just huffs them without even a by your leave. Furthermore, he then uses the User:Talk page to ridicule the idea which he subsequently shot down before it could get off the ground in the first place. All in all, I would say I'm rather pissed... which is why I'm nominating him... Nothing Personal --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Pup3.jpg Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 23:25, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

  • AGAINST. Bah... I don't hate him... just was pissed because he cut out something I was working on, as I was working on it... Which doesn't really have any bearing on him anyway. --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Pup3.jpg Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 23:54, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • AGAINST. I LOVE MONEYSIGN. --KATIE!! 23:29, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. And for the record, I support his decision on huffing that worthless piece of shit template. The NRV template is for cases when they do have potential, but they suck in their current state. If none of the articles had potential they would all be QVFD'd. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:31, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • AGAINST I LOVE YOU MORE MONEYSIGN --The Zombiebaron 23:44, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: Money's more of a useful gobshite, only he's not really a gobshite. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 00:03, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Strøng Agåinst--Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 01:26, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Money makes the world go around. ;-) ~ T. (talk) 01:36, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Not because I like him and not because he's not a gobshite, but because he's not a useless gobshite. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 02:04, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For If just for the blatant display of sock puppetry in this vote and because I can safely vote For as a weak joke without risking him actually winning this award. --—rc (t) 02:06, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against.--Rataube 19:33, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Joe857 (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1

Because he hasn't really done anything. Ever. And I think he already hates me, along with zb. Good luck, chum. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:34, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Strong against! Joe857 folds@home, which, by my standards, is just about the best thing one can do on Uncyc! That, and he has been quite the nice chap, from what I have experienced. --~ sin($) tan() 20:40, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
  • STRONG FOR. Almost as Strong as Strong Bad. Woo-hoo. --POJoe!Ireland.jpgTALKCONTRIBSF@H 02:52, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

Jtaylor1 (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +2

Nomination. (Jtaylor1 is a vandal hunter). In recognition of his Forevernoobishness. (Jtaylor1 is a bad boy). Still driving admins nuts, I see. (Jtaylor1 can't quit messing with his sig size, format, flavour, colour, texture, temperature). This nomination is dedicated to MoneySign (Captain Taylor's Spiced Brew Sake). ~ T. (talk) 20:19, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

  • For. I'm sorry, Jtaylor1. I don't hate you or anything, but you did cause me a great deal of stress with that signature of yours... If it's any consolation, there have been more useless gobshites before than you'll ever be. :D --~ sin($) tan() 20:33, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's okay, I deserve to be a useless gobshite. I'll try harder and not disturb you people. LOLOLOLOL :)--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 02:34, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
There's a good sport. :) There's still a day left, so it's possible that an actual Gobshite may still get voted in (though I haven't seen anyone like Scrotum, or even Kakun). If not, you do get a nice badge for your userpage. :) ~ T. (talk) 02:47, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
Good sport, yes. But please, Jtaylor1, don't think that you can't ask a sysop for help anymore. That's why we're here. All I'd ask you is that next time you try to pay a bit more attention to what we say. The main reason I got frustrated was because you misread the instructions... Even after I pointed out what your mistake was, you made it again. I guess in short what I'm trying to say is: I'll be glad to assist you when you're having problems, but then I expect you listen to my advice. :D --~ sin($) tan() 03:08, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

Okay, I'll try asking an admin for help next time. :)--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 04:04, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

InsaneHunter (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -1

Nominated. He is an enemy of the Cabal and a threay to mankind. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 14:25, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Against. He really hasn't done anything gobshite-ish. --POJoe!Ireland.jpgTALKCONTRIBSF@H 16:29, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +8
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  • He said he was in the running, but I don't see him here, so Nominate and Vote. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:59, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I support this candidate's run for this office. :) ~ T. (talk) 23:04, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The nominee's stirling efforts on IRC need to be rewarded with an award he is desperate to achieve.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 23:13, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Although I do try pretty hard, 't'least this is an award I can win, as opposed to UotM (witch I am also nominated for) --The Zombiebaron 23:14, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • My 2nd For. Ah, well. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:23, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Strøng FjøRrd --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 23:30, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: I kind of like Zombiebaron (much of the time), and he doesn't make me want to strangle him half as much as some of these other people. (Not to get in the way of you getting an award Zombie, but I'd rather UGotM went to someone who's actually a Gobshite; if you don't win, maybe I'll make a "Not actually a Gobshite" award for you or something) --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 00:12, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Thank You I love you too gwax (hence i voted for you on UotM as soon as I saw you nominated there). That award idea sounds nice. --The Zombiebaron 01:24, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
It's all how you use it. Sir Elvis wears his UG award proudly on his sig. :) ~ T. (talk) 01:39, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For: Your campaign posters have changed my mind. With absolutely 0 disrespect or offense intended, I wholeheartedly support your campaign for UGotM. I hope you win and sport it with pride as the amuzing, good natured sort of Gobshite. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 05:39, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For: I don't know why, but your plea for an award has touched the cold heart of Xero Dagujin. I like the campaign poster so I say for. Ok, I'll shut up and then go take a freshly baked brownie and play on some train tracks. Xero Dagujin BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY BEVERAGE Fear the wrath of the one and only Gujinjastar Guardian of Truth YOU TALKIN' TO ME?! 9:16, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. You will win a real award sometime. I like campaigning, but I don't like the reverse psichology thing: "I autohumilliate myself couse I dont really care". Be patient and come in through the front door.--Rataube 19:39, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment is "come in throught the front door" supposed to be a gay joke? (Explanation: gay people preform butsecs, and use the "back door") --The Zombiebaron 23:19, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment.....yeah congratulations to ZB for taking it like a man..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 23:29, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
        • Comment Queerer and Queerer, it appears that Mhaille aswell is up for some hard knocking with his knob, and other such gay innuedo. --The Zombiebaron 23:45, 28 February 2006 (UTC)


Villahj_Ideeut (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

VI: An annoyance and a menace to #uncyclopedia, or something sinister?

Score: -1

General_Specific (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Yes, you can vote to have GS welcomed back into the arms of Uncyclopedia. Click here.

Score: +9
  • Nominate and Vote. This is a true Useless Gobshite, but he was cheated out in December when he got banned for a while. He has not been banned in the past two months, so it works now. This is more of a posthumous nomination. I said it back then, and Ill say it again. His antics with the campaign for admin and then ensuing attacks on all other candidates cannot be allowed to go unrecognised. This will make up for him missing out on the award he rightly deserves. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 03:50, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For posterity! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For 69 -- Stewie 07:57, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Wks should win.--User:Thedaniel 15:47, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Are you at all familiar with the GS saga, or are you just trying to win your buddy the trophy? I'm guessing the latter. --—rc (t) 21:23, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 16:08, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is my vote, use it well. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:23, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For Not because he's a gobshite or worthless, since he was easily one of the funniest people on the site, but because he hasn't been around lately working on his great articles and disinformation campaigns. Did someone fail to lift his ban? Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:33, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He created many of the templates that make up UnNews. ~ T. (talk) 20:13, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
  • 4 no reason --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 15:35, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For being the only one of these "rowdies" I have actually heard of.--Winston 20:49, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For Because (although I have never "met" him, I hear that) he kicks this (/me gestures with hands) much ass --The Zombiebaron 23:04, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

Redrocky112 (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -4
  • Nomination and for Hasn't done anything except edit his own user page, which I've done most of. And it's for March, because there's only three days left and I (think I) have already voted here for February. ----Clorox Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 23:58, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. If he doesnt edit how can he be a gobshite? You, on the other hand are editing a userpage of someone who doesn't contribute and complain about it. I don't know if u deserve a nomnation, but I'm certain you would make a better candidate than him.--Rataube 13:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I know he's a guy at your school, but the fact that he's uninvolved with everything—including his own page—makes him unsuitable. What we're looking for here are thoroughly misguided, semi-active twits. :) ~ T. (talk) 14:44, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. This is a disgrace to the title of Useless Gobshite. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 01:29, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Those edits of his userpage were in December. Doesn't that disqualify him? --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:44, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against What is with the stupid nominations this month? Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 01:42, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Anidnmeno (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -1

Wks1510 (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -2
  • Nomination and for I don't know if he qualifies for UGotM status but his entire time on Uncyclopedia has been spent trying to get a featured picture. Just look at the pics he's been sending in. The predictable banality (and trying to pass off someone else's pic as his own) is horrid. He wants a prize so bad, I say he can get one.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:30, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Whoops, thanks for the reminder.
      • I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting awards. Just because he doesn't realize his pics are "substandard" (there has been worse crap nominated) doesn't make him a gobshite.
  • For, and you need to sign your votes, Monkey.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:25, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Have you or anyone else bothered to try some constructive criticism?  – Mahroww a.k.a. Sir Hymie Rae Tooten  23:03, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • But we're lazy! Oh, and for. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:06, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For - You want constructive criticism? Make images that go with articles, preferably in such a way that enhances the article. Leave photoshops of Bush as whatever to retarded political commentary sites. If an image is a pun, it should be a visual pun. Word puns are not any funnier when they are put in word form into images. Is saying "porn flakes" funny? No. Is saying "porn flakes" on an image funny? No. Is shopping up a nice image of a cereal called "porn flakes" with lots of actual funny visual jokes related to "porn flakes" in the image funny? How should we know, you didn't make one. --Monika 00:33, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against This is putrid, people. We don't have any genuinely-useless gobshites this month. Sad, but true. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 05:58, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For We go to school together. He really wants to win this. Give him an award.--User:Thedaniel 19:30, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. He goes to school with thedaniel. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:53, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For "His" pictures are almost the worst I've ever seen.--Chewbacca 20:34, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against One VFP spree does not a GotM make. --—rc (t) 04:46, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
  • For I know him too, he does want to win.--Somedude 14:15, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Speaks for itself. Kikimora 20:35, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I miss the times of old good Kakun.--Rataube 00:11, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Don't worry TheDaniel, if General Specific can get nominated three months after his/er last post you can probably just try next month.
  • Against I don't want to win. Wks1510 01:27, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
  • EX-TER-MI-NATE!!! Wait, no... this isn't deletion. NEG-A-TIVE. But the sentiment's there... school, indeed. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:50, 24 March 2006 (UTC)


Villahj_Ideeut (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: + 1
  • Nomination and For. What happened, man? You were nommed for NotM last month, and now you've fallen down into the pit of eternal suck. Try to redeem yourself. I don't want to do this, but maybe it'll serve as a wakeup call. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:29, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For Although I swore to vote against him on anything Villahj was nominated for, I can't help it. This is the one time I will vote for him, unless he bribes me (see that cookie on my userpage he gave me? It was so I would change me Against to a Neutral on his NotM nomination) or does something really good, and/or if he gets banned and is no longer a valid candidate. Anyway, one of us one of us, and all that. --The Zombiebaron 23:37, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. IRC, nuff sayed. --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Pup3.jpg Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 00:25, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh, absolutely.  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:12, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against This is an IRC award now? --—rc (t) 04:41, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
    • I have my own reasons for voting... and #Uncyclopedia being linked from the pages of Uncyclopedia falls withi the realm of Uncyclopedia as a whole. So I feel I'm perfectly within my rights to vote based upon my experiences in #Uncyclopedia. --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Pup3.jpg Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 15:08, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I am perfectly within my rights to vote against him based on your experiences in #Uncyclopedia. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:12, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Sorry, Hinoa. He got blocked for 30 seconds by MoneySign.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 11:58, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
1 day or longer, and that was in MARCH. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:47, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For This guy makes an ass of himself no matter where he goes. Dawg_sig_2.gif Sir Dawg  cun | tlk | vdp  19:55, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I wasn't aware that ANYTHING I may do in IRC has any impact on what I do on the site. Hinoa: are you referring to my most recent articles sucking? -- The Village Idiot♠(talk to me) 00:16, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
We don't islike you for your actions so much as just the general youishness of you... lol... --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Pup3.jpg Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 14:56, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Iamthebob (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

  • Nomination and for He just made an article called The Worst Article Ever. Fitting title.--User:Thedaniel 14:44, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment He just made The Worst Person Ever, which is him.--User:Thedaniel 14:46, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For I am the useless gobshite of the month. No doubt. My articles suck.--Iamthebob 14:48, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because indeed your articles are crap. I'm glad you admitted it. I shall now redify the first article Thedanial mentioned. --~ sin($) tan() 14:56, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For, half a score and four years ago...he was born and destined to be..."teh Useless Gobshite of the Month"...--VEf3o 15:58, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
I'm afraid I've disquallified Iamthebob by blocking him for 3.. erm... I forgot... 3 weeks or 3 days, anyways... Fact that he's now not going to be our UGotM isn't that bad, as he didn't seem to mind. I don't like seeing this award given to people who want it. Sorry. --~ sin($) tan() 17:24, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For, this is VEf3o...cause i didnt want to capitalize the v...but oh well. And about the UGotM and Iamthebob...that sucks lol--Teh vef3o

RudolfRadna (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: 0
  • Nomination and for. Because this user doesn't finish his article Skeletor. Gives me a hard time on my talk page. He really deserves to be a Gobshite.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 00:43, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I havn't been able to devote as much time to uncyc as I would like, and I have a sense of humor that apparently doesn't mesh well with the rest of uncyc, so this doesn't seem to be a surprising nomination, actually, although I am somewhat surprised about who it's coming from. I agree that most of my contributions have not been what they could be, but I am trying, and the unnews piece I wrote (with help from Flammable) wasn't that bad. I'm sorry you thought I was giving you a hard time, I thought we were just having a conversation which you choose to take as an attack for some reason [[1]]. Given that I think the Unnews piece UnNews:Queen puts Swift's proposal into effect; English start devouring Irish babies is a worthwhile addition to uncyclopedia, I respectfully propose that I have not consistently written crap, and therefore, I do not fit the criteria for this "award." Not that I don't want it, but I honestly don't think I'm deserving (underserving? Hm, complicated). [ addendum: Oh, and I forgot about this: [[2]] ].

--RudolfRadna 01:01, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Given the lack of support this nomination has gotten Rudolf, I think you're pretty safe.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:00, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
I agree with you and I wasn't really concerned about "winning." I was concerned, however, about being accused of "giving someone a hard time" when I fail to see how anyone could find anything I asked or said even mildly offensive [[3]]. Honestly, my main concern was people would read what Jtaylor1 wrote and just decide I was an idiot or irrational, or both, and I don't think it's fair for them to have that impression without hearing the other side of the story.

--RudolfRadna 03:05, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment: and how about this:[[4]]. Useless? Don't think so. Better luck next time ;P --RudolfRadna 14:44, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

*.*.*.* (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Nominated: Because IP users suck! --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Pup3.jpg Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 17:02, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Against. I can't agree with a blanket statement like that. :) Many suck, but so do many registered users. And then there are the registered users who sometimes edit anonymously just for fun, some of which are good users, and some of which suck. --Bear 17:25, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
    • That's what makes this a jokeish entry... it's supposed to poke fun via a poorly thought out generalization... --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Pup3.jpg Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 17:28, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I believe this fails the eligiblity requirements above--user can't be b& for more than a day for a month prior to nom. There are several IPs that are b& permanently, so I believe this is right out. Funny, but against Teh Roolz™. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:32, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Wouldn't the proper denotation for (ANY IP ADDRESS) be -- The Village Idiot♠(talk to me) 10:36, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
    • I suppose that depends on what system you are using... With my dinky little Linksys, Dlink, and Cisco routers, you use * to denote all numbers in a range. --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Pup3.jpg Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 14:51, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
      • Yeah, some addresses do use 0, so is confusing. * is commonly used for a wildcard, especially on IPs. --User:Nintendorulez 20:20, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. IPs can't be gobshites.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 12:35, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

Bear (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: 0

Self-nomination: For lack of a better alternative candidate. --Bear 17:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

I figured that by n00bishly disobeying the rule I might draw a nom from the floor. :) Agreed though, it's time to start thinking about a "winner" for this month. --Bear 17:45, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Vote below:

Awwww...What the hell
  • I can't stand seeing the lack of a proper nominee for this award yet, seeing as it is the 18th of April. So I'm gonna Nominate Bear. I know nothing about him, but he seems to want it, and thats good enough for me (I've already one the award once, and wouldn't mind winning it again). I'm also not voting for him, because I know nothing about him, and am only nominating him so that we might get some voting/nominating flowing this month. Cheers. --The Zombiebaron 22:35, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I stand by what I said before: HELL NO. And if it's a proper nom you want, look at the top of the page. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:31, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. (This could be my one and only chance to win something here.) :) --Bear 19:04, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • No. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:13, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For, for nominating me when I'm clearly a useful gobshite, rather than a useless one. --RudolfRadna 15:45, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Actually, Jtaylor1 nominated you, but I cheerfully accept your vote anyway. :) --Bear 16:10, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
Oh, I thought it was you because you put the template on my page. I originally thought it was jtaylor, but then got a little confused, I suppose. Well, probably neither of us will 'win' anyway so it doesn't matter. --RudolfRadna 16:15, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
Nah. I just put the template on the pages of the nominees, including my own page. I find this whole idea pretty funny, so no hard feelings. --Bear 16:21, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Nintendorulez (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +10
  • Nominate. I can think of no user more hated, vilified, and whiney. This user's main dastardly deeds lie in the past, but the whining continues to this day.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:37, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • EUROIPODS! I mean, FOR!Theo 20:42, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Because someone has to be the asshole everyone hates. ^_^ --User:Nintendorulez 20:56, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I think now is the time for Ninny to receive the kudos for his hard work. Much deserved. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For Long overdue. :P -- Sir Codeine KUN VFP Bur. MDA NS UotM CM +S (Harangue) 21:00, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For he's a jolly good fellow... etcetera... --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Pup3.jpg Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 21:12, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 23:19, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For I think this is the first non-ironic For vote I've cast for GotM. —rc (t) 23:24, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Rataube 23:48, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. He got banned many times.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 01:01, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
Comment Not within the previous 30 days, though. Read the rules before basing your vote on them. -- Sir Codeine KUN VFP Bur. MDA NS UotM CM +S (Harangue) 12:24, 27 April 2006 (UTC)


Flameviper (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +7
  • Nomination ~ Crappy edits, a bad attitude, a foul mouth, and a seeming inability to respond to timeouts from multiple admins. Loves to use edit summaries to point the finger at others. Hmmm. ~ T. (talk) 15:55, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Vote. ~ T. (talk) 15:58, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Uncanny. I was just coming here to nominate him myself. Great minds, etc. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:03, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Wow, I'm flattered...or am I offended? Hmmm. Flameviper12 20:59, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He got banned by Splaka for a day for creating useless templates.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 06:59, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
If you mean Template:Body part, Template:Country, Template:LiteInsult, Template:Randvar, Template:Person, Template:Begin, Template:Anoun, Template:Years, Template:Invent, Template:Invent1, Template:Invent2, Template:Invent3, Template:Invent4, Template:Invent5, Template:Averb, Template:Aadv, Template:Bnoun, Template:Body part, Template:Person1, Template:2number, Template:3number, Template:3Number, Template:Animal, Template:3letter, Template:2letter, Template:Country, Template:LiteInsult, Template:Alien4, Template:Alien3, Template:Alien2, Template:Alien1, Template:Vowel, Template:Consonant, then yes, I guess I did. --Splaka 07:31, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Forforforfor. Though part of me doesn't think he should get any awards at all until he starts being better. Spang talk 08:36, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'm surprised he's not DQd by way of ban. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:45, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOO! I got voted for by Jtaylor1!!! Don't give meh a hard time!
(flee, stage right)

Mindsunwound (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +3
  • Nom and For Recently, and looking back at contribs, this fits the template perfectly. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 20:26, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR That bastard's a right hoser... a waste of space... what a media whore... someone should like totally bannorize him... oh wait... no cause then he wouldn't be eleleleleleleleleleligibble for the award... --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Pup3.jpg Dog Fart Trombone 2cents.PNG 23:15, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For So at least I've voted this month. --The Zombiebaron 13:08, 6 May 2006 (UTC)


Sliferjam (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +3

Boothman (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +6
  • Nomination and Emphatic For. If you're going to vote against someone on a monthly award, at least leave a reason other than "I felt like it." This guy embodies Gobshite, and I would have nominated him last month if I hadn't run out of time. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 21:22, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For, Felt like it. Boothman 19:07, 2 June 2006 (UTC).

*Against. He's not me.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:08, 2 June 2006 (UTC) Aw, what the hell, for. Who even NEEDS a reason?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:08, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
*Against. Non-notable. Spang talk 19:20, 2 June 2006 (UTC) I mean for. And not in a nice way. Spang talk 19:20, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

  • For Flat-out jerk to almost everyone. Whether he writes good articles or not, he's quite deserving of this award. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 20:09, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For Not that I hold a gruge or anything...but really, who uses "non-notable" as a reason not to vote for someone on a page which you must be notable to be on in the first place (well normally). And then giving "Felt like it" as a reason? It all smacks of gobshite to me :)! --The Zombiebaron 16:41, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
Comment, you want to be careful, smacking gobshites can seriously damage your health. -- Boothman 16:49, 3 June 2006 (UTC).
Comment I am a gobshite. --The Zombiebaron 11:58, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Comment, ban me for what exactly? Following the rules? -- Boothman 18:59, 5 June 2006 (UTC).
Yeah, I do that... or did at least. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:38, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For "No reason has to be given" Thanks for the constructive critisism ....and i'm not giving you a t-shirt either--Usewho'sname? 00:07, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Blatent POV - where POV stands for "Packer Of Voting". In other words, you're a vole fote packer. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 00:09, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The award is for useless gobshite. Whether or not you consider this user a gobshite, Iranian Pie alone shows he is useful, and therefore unqualified for this "award." The above statement "Whether he writes good articles or not, he's quite deserving of this award" suggests that people are ignoring the "useless" aspect of the award. If you want to start a "Gobshite of the month" award to "uncelebrate" certain users, go for it, but I don't think UGOTM is appropriate here. --Hrodulf 01:23, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment You have a good point, but I just can't retract my vote. I've seen little mention of this user's ability, save the one article you mentioned and Garth Crooks. Besides, other UGotMs contribute in plenty, like Nintendorulez and Zombiebaron. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 05:01, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
      • (after having read the articles mentioned) That's it? Garth Crooks had it's charms, but Iranian Pie just seems... meh. They're too short too. And my milk's gone cold. And I need my dentures. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 16:27, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment I'm not asking anyone to change their votes. I'm just voting and explaining my rationale. As for the examples you mentioned, it's debatable, based on my view of the award, whether it was warrented in those cases as well. As the award criteria states, the recipient must "[c]onsistantly write crap." Like I was saying, if we want a "he's/she an a&*hole" award without the writing quality aspect, we need to change the criteria for UGOTM, or establish a new AHOM award or something like that.

      It occurs to me that another aspect of this nomination is problematic (at least to me); it seems that Boothman was nominated, at least in part, because of how he voted on a monthly award. While I don't think Boothman deserves a medal for screwing up someone's vote count for what may well have been a frivolous reason, or no reason at all, I think it's inappropriate to nominate someone for UGOTM and identify a reason for the nomination as being how or why they voted on the site; we have a public voting system, and nominations like this, even in a situation like this, inevitably will have a chilling effect upon users voting, whether it be for awards or consensus. I don't think that's the message we should be sending here. --Hrodulf 13:05, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment I count the voting on pages as written and consistent crap. I would not get technical over Boothman. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:05, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
        • Comment I'm not suggesting we de-nominate him, people can nominate anyone they want. I'm just explaining my rationale for voting against. --Hrodulf 18:33, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Comment, hurrah! There is method to this experiment at last!! "People can nominate anyone they want". Boothman the mind menace, 20:03, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
            • Comment - Method? Rationale? Experiment? What is everyone blathering on about? And all gobshites have their uses, so this is essentlally a vote for an oxymoron, which is why I'm for Boothman - even if, and I have to agree with myself here, Iranian Pie is a work of talent. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:18, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I just read some of the articles he has written, and I must say they are all complete rubbish. --General Insineratehymn 18:02, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Void Now for some mud-slinging: Boothman shot Lincoln. It quotes "Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month" Boothman was banned for three whole days. Boothman is inelegible. – Preceding unsigned comment added by [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] ([[User talk:{{{1}}}|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|contribs]])
    • Void, my ass. Read this comment by RC, located down the page:
      • Consider your ass voided. – Preceding unsigned comment added by [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] ([[User talk:{{{1}}}|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|contribs]])
"Psst - little secret for ya...nobody pays attention to that rule. Flameviper was banned for more than
a day and he still (rightfully) won the title last month."
Still in contention.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY) 00:16, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1
  • For - He *is* a useless gobshite. :) Tux.png DaBlade Kmenu.png (Click here to bitch. :)) 19:57, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Nom and for. I feel oddly compelled to vote for this guy. --Algorithm 23:45, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
    • And if this gets me UGotM'ed, I vote against.
  • For. ~ T. (talk) 02:43, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment So conflicting... either Boothman or Benson. Bring on the unsmear campaigns! --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 04:54, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against This is just what he wants! Can no one see? We should be arm ourselves, now, and build shelters in the hills. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:32, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Benson got banned again, this time for a day. Here are the logs:
  1. 03:41, 6 June 2006 Splaka blocked "Benson (contribs)" with an expiry time of 12 hours ("We're sorry, Benson is currently not available to take your call, he's reading our vanity policies and learning not to spam links to his moved and deleted article.")
  2. 01:50, 7 June 2006 Famine blocked "Benson (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (BECAUSE CREATING MANY FORUM ARTICLES AND POSTS IN ALL CAPS IS ANNOYING.)

His total ban time for this month (so far) is one day, twelve hours. Does this invalidate him for GotM? --Hrodulf 15:44, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

  • I think it has to be last month. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 17:20, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against... he's been banned a whole lot, and I think he's much more deserving of the Benson of the Month award.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:02, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. BENSON is above useless gobshiteism - well, he's BENSON, isn't he? Spang talk 22:20, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Comment: The way I understood it is that you can't be banned for more than a day at a time (which makes me want to ban Benson for 1451 minutes--slightly longer than a day--just to DQ him). —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:12, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
Comment Psst - little secret for ya...nobody pays attention to that rule. Flameviper was banned for more than a day and he still (rightfully) won the title last month. —rc (t) 19:57, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
Damn. Well, then, against until I see some real gobshitery. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:51, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Againsty. He's just Benson. I laughed reading a User Page.--Witt E, 03:39, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
  • AWARD BENSON ALL THY HONORS AND MEDALS! ~Axeicon.jpgCaputosistheHorribleAxeicon.jpg15:47, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
  • AGAINSTThough I'm "In the league" I agree and am building a shelter Oddbod 14:17, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because he is fricken' Benson. That should be reason enough for him to win--TKF 16:05, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Alas, Against, for the same reason above.--TKF 16:05, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Since both of those cancel each other out, what I'm basically saying is Abstain--TKF 16:05, 20 June 2006 (UTC)


MediaWiki default (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1
  • Nom and for. Created Main Page, which got huffed. TWICE! The sort of crap this guy comes up with... ugh. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 18:56, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. All he did was copying pages from wikipedia. --Sbluen 04:45, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Wikia (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +3
  • Nomination and for. Useless. Spang talk 01:12, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. What other wiseaguy would have the unmitigated gall to give us this? Worse than thata smartass that tried to copyright one certain letter. Egads. --Carlb 03:03, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:35, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:44, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 22:58, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. They sure are useless. --User:Nintendorulez 17:49, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, not a user. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 18:52, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, Because I bite the hand that feeds me --Olipro (sure, it's not my normal template, but I'm in an airport and Mhaille said to vote!!!)

123Fat123 (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -2

Nom and For Against. This user is a terrible judge. He nominated a perfectly good article for deletion and made the worst VFH nomination I've seen. --Sbluen 02:19, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

  • For.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 05:39, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against. I'm not sure this user fulfills all the qualifications of the position. Sure, he's still learning what's funny and what not, but does that alone qualify him for UGotM? Where is the picture spamming ala Kakun? Where are the repetitive arguments of Nin and Nerd? I'm unconvinced.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 10:04, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
I looked at his contributions to the Uncyclopedia namespace and found that he actually nominated 5 articles in VFH and spammed 3 pictures in VFP. Together, that is almost as many as Kakun. None of them were featured. In this nomination, Mhaille said that he needed some sort of award for the worst photoshopping. And this is that award. --Sbluen 06:39, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
Hmm... you make a convincing argument, but I'm just going to change my vote to weak against, for now... this wasn't the worst nomination I've ever seen to VFH. That one High school that kept getting nommed before we finally deleted it is.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:25, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
Can you tell me how low its lowest score was? This nomination reached -6 in only 4 hours. Even Rc can't remember a worse nomination, as he said here. --Sbluen 22:45, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
No, I don't remember it's lowest score, but it was slandanity at its finest (worst). George W. Bush was certainly the least popular nom of all time... though we did have That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada get put on VFH and voted down within an hour. That was the quickest I've ever seen an article die. It was at, like, 3 in the morning, too. Why were so many people online then? Plus, it was a good article! Funny as all get out. Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is that quality isn't best judged by voting results. See George W. Bush.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:05, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
I remember an article Rc nommed that got a much lower score... --User:Nintendorulez 17:50, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
  • I agree with the worst VFH nom ever...So a big FOR. Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN --06:50, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
  • 'Against. What an excellent user. -- Boothman 19:43, 6 July 2006 (UTC). User banned from voting. If the user continues to ignore this special rule, the user will be blocked from editing Uncyclopedia for a yet to be decided period of time. --~ sin($) tan() 23:00, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
You still suck at voting. You violated your ban from voting, voted without a useful comment, forgot to update the score, and you even forgot a closing apostrophe. --Sbluen 22:31, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Upset Against Give him more time, he still needs help "getting" the humor on Uncyc, He loves it here, and this would deter him from spreading bad word about the site here. Besides guys, I know him on another forum and he and I have been trying to create a forum or "union" if you like specificily for Uncyclopedia to spread the word. Please don't give him this "award", for what he's done he doesn't deserve it.--Wit (tawk) 04:29, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Compared to those real GOTM's, this one is nothing. Plus, what this guy did was
  1. too insignificant
  2. simply expressions of his own views within all given rules and boundaries.
  3. not transgression of any kind but a series of random actions Sbluen unapproved of.
Uncyc is a world of opinions, Sbluen. Respect this fact, and love it. -- Colonel Swordman 13:52, 9 July 2006 (UTC)


Dawg (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: 0
  • Nomination. I offer myself up to replace our banned UGotM. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 03:25, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment SU182 should get it anyway. Anyone dumb enough to get permaban'd to avoid receiving the dubious honour of UGotM truly deserves it.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:44, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Agree with MO. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:45, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
      Argh, you're right. Oh well. I just wanted to make sure the total unknown at the bottom didn't get it... And I am both useless and a gobshite. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 03:53, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

SU182 (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +13
  • Nomination Put Flammable on Ban Patrol for deleting his shtty article. Created a worthless template that he placed on literally 200 articles, and userpages. Asshole to admins. Horrible VFH nominations. Created many euroipods-related articles with titles like Euro[insert object here]. Generally worthless. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 20:33, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For if he's eligible, since he got a week ban. But man, that template spree... he had the changelog filled to the brim and when Tompkins rolled him back, it essentially pushed everything off the first page instantaneously. Had nothing but reverts. Amazing. --SarinZero (blabber) 22:57, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Oh shit, he was finally banned? -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:00, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. Banned until August 8th! He can't even accept his nomination. ;_: --SarinZero (blabber) 23:04, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment: That's ok. He's more likely to get perma-banned than win this award anyways. --~ sin($) tan() 23:12, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For; he's already famous for his lameness. --em|c|! Icons-flag-us.png 00:21, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For because his antics have made me laugh (OK it doesn't take much), and he deserves an award for something...--Shandon 16:24, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • EuroFor -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 12:24058 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Kids these days... Modusoperandi 20:44, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Complete Gibberish. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:25, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. After seeing his latest VFD and VFH debacles. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:13, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. For his VFDs. - Sikon 06:09, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Without a doubt. Mordillo Israelicon.gifHands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:Countdown.gif

  • Anti-For I am not useless, And I am less of a gobshite now. --SU182 11:24, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment - Sorry SU182, but it seems the majority of voters think otherwise... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:22, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For improper use of VFH, NRV, Ban Patrol, templates, and Euros. --Sbluen 23:18, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment -Ouch, Flammable slammed him with a one year ban. I say we bend the rules a little this month and give him the "award" anyway. He may be the most useless gobshite ever. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 07:58, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes. Definately. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:06, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Nod The funny bit is that he seems to think that he is on the short list to be op'd, and tells people to vote for him on a regular basis (for op, not UGotM). --The Zombiebaron 12:15, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He touched my userpage... I feel so violated. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 13:01, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. While I know that this vote is cast in vain, as the recipient will most likely never rematerialize on this site, I still feel that the glove fits. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:22, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Your shit smells as bad as mine. But obviously a little worse. FOR!--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 02:27, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. His shameless self-nonimation and spawning of many unfunny "Euro" pages is inexcusable. --Dbickford 19:47, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Please remove my nomination, I don't want to be a UGotM, I can prove it as well, I am not a gobshite, I have learned all my lessions and I have also learned a little more here, Please, Remove It!. --SU182 23:04, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. Picture your happy place...take deep breaths <Waaaah...woooo. Waaaah...woooo>. Better? Good. Now go do something to make us regret voting for you here. Make something that's good enough to pass VFH or VFP, or at least do something without getting banned for doing that very same something (7 bans in 30 days is reason enough for UGotM). Just relax and accept your award with grace and composure.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:23, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Whining about one's nomination like a little girl wins my vote. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:21, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Wow, having reviewed this dude in more detail, I'm just floored. This guy is probably the most deserving useless gobshite ever to grace uncyclopedia with their presence. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:49, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Csm.grfD (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

  • Nomination Certainly no match for last month's winner (as the circumstances of that nom were unprecedented), but still... spamming useless "Firefox Paradox" sections and categories to multiple unrelated articles is annoying enough without adding spammed links to a user page (and User_talk:Csm.grfD reads sdrawkcab, er, backwards to make the process of posting a complaint there doubly annoying - gniyonna.) --Carlb 00:57, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • ROF and let's not forget about the unqustionable goat!Mordillo Israelicon.gifHands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:Countdown.gif

transfering my vote to the former -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:26, 11 August 2006 (UTC)


Modusoperandi (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -4 billion

Nomination & For. --Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 16:02, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Are my two featured pics, Helloapocalypse & Vader Vs Lollipop Guild, bad? Are the "for" votes on VFH for the two pages of mine, and one page by Shandon and I, merely freak occurrences made by people who should know better?
Have my contributions to Uncyc been poor enough to warrant UGotM? Has my time here, particularly the last couple of months, been wasted? If so, I really need to rethink my commitment to Uncyclopedia.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:55, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Don't take it so seriously MO. You don't really get mocked or huffed mercilessly. It just means that your peers think you're a doofus. --Sign2.pngSarinZero (blabber )Sign2.png 23:40, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Against. To paraphrase MO, WTF?--Procopius 23:44, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Actually, this is an award for people who we think are dicks, some of them are reformed dicks, but this award leaves a very prominent semen stain on their character. -Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 00:01, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong against. Me and modusoperandi are dawgs see? we got eachothers backs see G? Dawg, you see how we got eachothers backs in the Darth debate? I, however, nominate Famine, who deleted all of the lesser known Darth for no apparent reason. Darth H8r(note, I do not actually nominate Famine, as he'd probably reaveal some unknown admin skills put of the blue and ban me, then probably delete my perversely long user page out of pure spite) Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:20, 9 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?
Comment. It gets weirder. He's nom'd me for UotY too (a mixed message, to say the least), and with my text from above, no less. I deserve neither. UotD, maybe.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:22, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against -- Yeah, okay. Sure. Don't think so. --EMC [TALK] 02:10, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against to the 1337th power.Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 02:12, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Absolutely NOT. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:07, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

Tom mayfair (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +4 Pathetic Voters

I say we give Tom one of the fake awards on his userpage for real. Nomination and eXtreme for. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 02:01, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment can we ban him for a day this month for his many attempts at dinkery so that he won't be able to accept it? UGotM is for knobs, not for users that deliberately act in a knobbish manner to earn UGotM.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:32, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
    Agreed. Don't give even this to him. This is what he wants...I think a ban will do quite nicely. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:06, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Just wait until Apray comes and then he'll have his chance. --Sbluen 05:21, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Exactly, it's not real. Move on.--Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 13:36, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I don't see the point of fighting over this kind of petty issues, so, please, just let the man have it. --The Colonel (talk) 13:30, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't want your award. Never nominate for any award from this place ever again. I'll take personal thanks for individual users. As Col Swordman said, "I don't see the point of fighting over this kind of petty issues". It's all a joke to me. If you can't take a joke and lack humor/humour, then that is your problem, not mine. Move on people.--Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 13:36, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment. So far all you've done is stick toothpicks in the potato that is Uncyc. Now you need to submerge that potato in water and watch the roots of comedy grow.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:18, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Asshat, I mean For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 13:59, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:56, 12 September 2006 (UTC). Sorry, I found a stronger candidate.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:45, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. - He begged me to vote for him. Tux.png DaBlade Kmenu.png (Click here to bitch. :)) 13:57, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
If what DaBlade says is true (and I have no reason to belive it is not), then I will decline to vote for Tom (which is kinda like an against). --The Zombiebaron 01:35, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
It wasn't true. He asked on IRC if anyone would vote for him, but he didn't beg (that was just me messing with him.). Sorry for the confusion. Also, I'm writing this from a school computer, but when I get home, you can ask me on IRC (or for that matter, right here on Uncyc) if it really was me that wrote this, in case you for some reason don't believe me. :) -- DaBlade
  • Against I refuse to reward deliberate dumbfuckery. A ban is more appropriate than an award, even if it is an award that most users try to avoid. Unless he gets banned for a day and gets this, that would be some sort of ironic irony (getting an award and not being able to accept it because you got banned for the very same things that got you the award).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:44, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
If you have a better nom, then I'm all ears. Until then, deliberate or not, this guy defines "gobshite." Whether or not he looked it up before he started acting is irrelevant. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 01:48, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Best candidate on this page. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:02, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, this user deserves a legit award, and since all the good ones are taken, we might as well give him this one.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:45, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

*Strongly Against, You resigned yourself from UGOTM, How can you get all these votes all of a sudden? {{Not Signed}}

  • Neutral - Intentionally acting like a jackass isn't sufficient. Also, bans are more fun for that sort of thing. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:40, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Acid Ammo (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +4
  • Nomination and for. Constantly voting against other people's work to play the tuff guy. Having such "high standards" he saw no reason not to submit someone else's work to VFP and ask the credit for himself. Since then this user hasn't stopped being a dick. He's been getting points for this award for months.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:41, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Oh please oh please oh please...  c • > • cunwapquc? 13:15, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For-Just glad I haven't been nominated.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 16:18, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • 5UP3R1337 4G4!N57. (For the leet-impaired, that reads "Super-Leet Against.") Acid's doesn't suck. He's just a jackass. And if we nominated every jackass for GotM, then Famine, MoneySign, and Flammable would all have it. (By the way, if you nominate them for GotM, I'll ban you. Seriously.) —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us.png [TALK] [KUN] (16:21, 27 September 2006 (UTC))
  • For Ha ha ha, can't belive I didn't think to nom him! He's just as deserving as me! Next month: Ghelae ;D. --The Zombiebaron 01:56, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Nothing personal, Acid Ammo. Unlike some people. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 12:13, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Let's just say I've heard stories... --EMC [TALK] 16:34, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - While he sometimes walks the line, he's no GS or SU182. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:38, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Zana Dark (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1
  • Noination and For, Creating horrible articles, Ruining the chuck norris article, and most inportantly, Creating …·°º•ø®@» --NXWave 19:33, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

I agree, I am totally useless. Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 23:04, 14 September 2006 (UTC)



Score: +10
  • Nom and For. A more fitting gobshite of the month I have not seen in ages. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 16:50, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Damn the requirements, I'm voting For. This is the first time I've ever voted for someone on this award, I believe. I'm glad I saved it up for this guy. --Hrodulf 17:04, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Its what this award was designed for (although I don't know where we will put the template)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 18:59, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Since he's not a registered user he's technically ineligable, but I vote we make this the exception that proves the rule. If he wins, put it at the very top of the forum, right above the {{whining}} tag. --Hrodulf 19:34, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Even better: we can create a Memorial to an Unknown Gobshite, Known But to teh Sysop of Internets. --Hrodulf 20:36, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, And he does need a nice memorial.--The One and Only Czar Yah 20:39, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Nobody tell Slashy he was nommed, by the way, or else, the GOTM voting page will end up being 60+ pages long also. --Hrodulf 20:50, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment If you have no clue what all this is about, by the way, see Forum:Asperger Syndrome is no laughing matter. --Hrodulf 21:00, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Mostly because the fact that he refuses to use a registered name only proves he is, indeed, a gobshite.Jboyler 22:52, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. There's no point in making an award for this behavior, then not giving it to the person most deserving.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:21, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I can't think of an Uncyclopedian who's ever been more worthy. The only one who even comes close is Johnny Raven. I have made AS a user page on which he/she can proudly display this award when he/she wins it: User:Anonymous Slashy --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 23:33, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment That is flipping awesome. --Hrodulf 23:42, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Let's hope he's not really a psycho Ass-Burger Mr. Briggs Inc. 03:32, 28 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • Definite For Yes, we shall head forth and infuriate him some more. --General Insineratehymn 02:35, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - No brainer, both this vote and the candidate.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 14:46, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Maybe this will get him/her the respect and dignity he/she wants? --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 17:15, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Duh. - Sikon 15:59, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Wether this guy is a gobshite or not, I find the claim that not all kinds of humor should be welcomed, a legitimate one. Don't use his gobshiteness to ridiculize the claim itself.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:24, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Lt. Wyoming (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1
  • Nom and For b/c he has been a thorn in my side. I've been trying to get him to make a correct sig forever and he won't listen and he nom's crappy articles for VFH and does his signature like User:Lt. Wyoming and it's just annoying when you try to help someone and they don't listen. -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 03:29, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it.


Mr. Briggs Inc. (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +6
  • Nom and For, creating a crapload of horrible articles, being unfunny, and supporting other bad articles. --Shade [...][Praise me/Yell at me][Worthless Additions] 20:56, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • MRRBBBRB, I'll work on 'em when I have the time... ... Blah, FOR. Mr. Briggs Inc. 21:57, 30 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • For one look at his user page told me that. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:13, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Ooh, which part? The length, the crappy deleted articles, my crappy articles in progress, the vandalism I kept as quotes, the vandalism I actually expanded ("Horseflies"), The obvious UGOTM Template on top of my user page, the cookie template I awarded myself, or the king-sized portrait of Darth Ame that aligns the top? Mr. Briggs Inc. 01:24, 4 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • For --EMC [TALK] 01:13, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Against. He wants the award. Badly. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:32, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Thank God, I thought I would receive this rotten stain on my name for sure!! (Ha Ha, not so easy now is it? I love mind games...) Mr. Briggs Inc. 19:46, 7 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
Its clear you want it, due to your comments. You wouldnt have responded either, unless you wanted it. Hell, Shade is probably your friend and you asked him to nom you. Not removing my against. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:50, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
Quote: Its clear you want it, due to your comments.

OR IS IT??!! Mr. Briggs Inc. 21:59, 7 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Comment So, CB. How many times are you planning to vote on UGotM this month? You're at two already and it's only the 7th, so by the'll have voted, what, six and a half times or so?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:37, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
Thats the plan. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 20:45, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Comment, I was recently banned for a day for vandalizing a page. It was a QVFD'd page (somehow that warrants a ban...) but it was apparently still a great enough offense to get me banned. Remember to please take this new development in to consideration before voting! Mr. Briggs Inc. 01:04, 10 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

  • For. & LOL@his-user-page. -- mowgli 05:38, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, if not just for this. -- Hindleyite 20:38, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For cause this is a one party system. --Sir Zombiebaron 18:03, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Damn it's hard to win an award here, even if it's a demerit. Mr. Briggs Inc. 16:08, 28 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
    You should be taking this momentary reprieve to attempt to improve your contributions to Uncyc, rather than wasting time lamenting that you aren't shitty enough to "earn" UGotM. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:57, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
    Working on a 12 Angry Men article right now. Mr. Briggs Inc. 17:02, 28 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Dawg (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

  • N - Totally useless, massive gobshite. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:35, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment. As it says above, "...You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself." --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:38, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
    Dammit. Where is a sockpuppet when you need one? Nom me, please, kind sir? Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:53, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Users May Not Nominate Themselves Sure I'm not an admin, but I got here first! --The Zombiebaron 00:19, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Dawg (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: 0

- Has he written anything? No, everything's minor and unimportant. (I don't know what to do with the above section)--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 04:57, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Well Zombie, he wanted someone to nom him, but he can't do it himself, I have nothing against dawg either, and I highly doubt he's done all that this month too Zb.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 06:31, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
I was not talking to you, I was talking to people who might vote for Dawg. I don't care who nommed him or why. He doesn't deserve the award. --The Zombiebaron 00:23, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
Fine, sorry about that then.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 04:31, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

The "Bring Back SU182" Petitioners

  • Nominiation and for. He's banned, he's dead and gone, and I want no more to do with him. You all suck for even trying. Maj.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (04:57, 5 October 2006 (UTC))
  • Against Already nominated. (See User:Mr. Briggs Inc.) Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:05, 6 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
    Comment You're only one of them, unfortunately. This is for the whole shebang.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:16, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
    You mean, I could get TWO??!! Oh joy! Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:29, 6 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
No you can't get two. I should know, cause "people" have tried. --The Zombiebaron 04:03, 10 October 2006 (UTC) (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)


Nominate and for. Wrote a stupid article about UnNews (UnNews:Unews posts Lousy Article) and spelled it "Unews." Idiot. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:00, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Coommend Okay Zimmy. Now, we all understand how much you love UnNews, but if we nominated every IP-piece-of-shit who made an artcile called "Splaka is a Nazi", "Splaka is not so good looking", or even "Zombiebaron is a sex animal!", we would be swimming in nominations! Then we could include all those guys who write vanity, slandanity, 3 word articles, Chuck Norris related articles, et cetra! Now to you're second point. I can't spell. You've seen me "Live and Unspellchecked" on IRC. Truth (ewww) be told, I couldn't spell my way out of a paper bag. But then again, I've already won this award, so you could link bad spelling to this award. My point is, get over the crappy article, delete/NRV it, and don't use Award pages to niether fuel youre love afair with UnNews, nor punish a guy who doesn't know he did anything wrong (or at least doesn't this page exists). --The Zombiebaron 00:09, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Hang on. If "Unews posts Lousy Article" is news, then surely that's a good thing? If it's unusual enough to merit reporting... :) -- Paw print.jpg 20:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Okay, Zim. No nominating IPs for UGotM. Ban him if you're that annoyed. Major insignia.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (19:38, 7 October 2006 (UTC))

SOADLuver (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +3
  • N&F. This guy embodies Useless Gobshite. His absolutely awful images (all of which he nommed for VFP), make him far more deserving than anyone else here. Think Kakun, just worse. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:33, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I agree, his images are the definition of useless gobshite. -- Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:52, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I don't know how much difference it will make but, according to his last comment on VFP, he's quit. I'm kind of miffed that he called our humour "lame" and that he repeatedly ignored our advice...I mean, I wasted a perfectly good Nietzsche reference on him. C'est la vie, I guess. I'm sure we have worse people around than him.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:30, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
See also SOAD's last edit/suicide note: An edit to his user page. This case should be examined, as it seems we drove away a user not only through UGotM, but also through the Reefer Desk and VFP. Not that I'm pointing fingers. --The Zombiebaron 04:13, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
<poke> Ah! Mine eye! You are so totally pointing fingers! Call 911, get me an eyeballogist!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:53, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - That "Durka Durka" shit really pisses me off. --Micoolio101 04:53, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Rataube (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -5
Why? --The Zombiebaron 04:01, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
Because he's from Uruguay. Also because he keeps editing the Uruguay aticle, which sucks badly. --Boy Toy bitch at me 04:03, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
This seems more like racisim on the part of Acid Ammo and less like a "real" nomination. --The Zombiebaron 04:10, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
Nah, just revenge, he couldn't get the entry on Uruguay half balnked or deleted, plus I nominated him last month on the ground of plagiarism and general dickheadness (still trying to prove me right :). Acid: Vai tomar no cu (In portugese: Lets settle it down drinking tea).---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 04:23, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, and I cite the Spanish version of Uncyclopedia... which he created. 'Nuff said.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 04:18, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, of course. Our pool of GotM candidates this month is horrible, especially considering its size. —rc (t) 05:00, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Agreed. Acid Ammo is about the closest thing to a "for" for me, but since Rataube seems mellow about the whole thing, I'll let it slide (for now).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:07, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Acid: לך חפש מי ינענע אותך (Hebrew:go and search for someone to shake you). -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 07:35, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. No frickin' way. :) ~ T. (talk) 23:31, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. And it doesn't have anything to do with been my first contribution to Uncyclopedia so HE can notice me...--Fanterrant 01:23, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. AA... bad call mate, Rataube: nom AA again... it might be funny --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 19:27, 26 October 2006 (UTC)


Micoolio101 (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -1
  • N & F. For many reasons, generally being a moron. He ruins voting pages, and gives EMC's award to everyone he can. Also put Tom mayfairs pic on reefer desk. His stupidity = Perfect for this award. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:13, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. That award, while annoying, is EMC's fault (+ it's simple enough to ignore). The reefer pic was probably because on Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Chickenbox Tom said he wouldn't redo it and Micoolio101, lacking chopping skills, put in on Reefer Desk (RadX's Corner‎ would have been the correct choice, and one I would have recommended had I been paying attention). As for his voting prefs, I haven't been watching. He strikes me more as "baffled", rather than "stupid". He's been here for 3 months, granted, but I'm willing to give him more time to get his sea legs, before I'll consider voting for. Even though the logic (or, rather, the lack of it) in his nom for "the all-caps user" for WotM bugs me, if Micoolio101 is the worst that we have, then no one deserves UGotM this month.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:33, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, I don't find Micoolio101 stupid at all. Voting is based on choice. Some users make their votes on a bias level rather than a legitimate reason. So he put a picture on the reefer desk that not even the creator would take part in to help fix it. He has faith in the image & article. That's something Uncyclopedia needs more of in it's users. So what if he hands out emc's award. Atleast someone take it upon themselves to acknowledge other users with some type of praise. This place needs more feedback and what better to deliver praise, no matter how small the contribution is. I wish more users would it upon themselves to become apart of the action around here instead of just criticizing everything. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 03:24, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
Handing out awards other users created doesnt justify help. And voting Benson for WOTM...? Thats downright STUPID. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:29, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
No, but helping other users earns awards, even ones as daft as that piss-bucket thingy. The "the all-caps user" for WotM just isn't enough to earn UGotM, IMO.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:38, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Micoolio deserves no such prize. For shame, Cornbread. Against. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:39, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment - I nominated BENSON for writer of the month because I was away for two weeks and wanted to get banned for the fun of it. Duh. And besides, why not just vote SOADLuver down there? We both hate him. Oh yeah, AGAINST --Micoolio101 06:59, 24 November 2006 (UTC) 06:58, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR4 - He/she/it seems to think he's some sort of authority around here: edits vandalizes userpages to conform with his worthless opinions, moved FFS to UN namespace, even though it's a gag and not a policy, makes moronic unfunny edits all over the place, and generally behaves like he's lord god of the site. He's a fucking moron child overcompenstating for a well-deserved inferiority complex by pretending to be "important" here, and should be perma-banned as part of his prize package.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 11:09, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Agree with above.User thinks es god or something and has to get in everyones business. Unistyle 23:15, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

SOADLuver (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: 0
  • Nom & For - I know he's gone, but he really deserves an award. And I think this one suits him the most. --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 05:03, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I would vote for seeing this users stupid images but he's a little outdated.You should have nominated him earlier. Unistyle 23:16, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Gpscholar (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +2
  • Nomination and For. ~ For his almost single-minded obsession with nudity, uploading nude pictures, inserting nudes into articles where theres zero context, and creating articles about nudity. Enough already. Stop. Cease. Desist. ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 17:46, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - gets my vote as he makes me look cultured and as innocent as the day is long. Thanks GPScholar! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 21:17, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Powershot dude (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

aka Azazer, Spurandthedeb, and a massive list of banned IPs and proxies
Score: +4
  • Nom and for. Nominated him for the following reasons: article whoring, sockpuppetry, constant use of ad hominem, death threats, living in denial, acting like an asshole, and a slew of other reasons. For more info on this guy's actions, read Forum:What do you think about Powershot and the Shark Bite Corperation. --General Insineratehymn 21:13, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For The award is clearly warranted in this case. --Hrodulf 23:07, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For apparent asshole 23:17, 26 November 2006 (UTC) Unsigned vote. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 23:41, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For apparent asshole Unistyle 00:39, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against/For What he said was funny as hell, I dunno if that warrants a vote or a pardon. Seriously, death threats? Claims of grandeur? Over some mediocre articles?? Mr. Briggs Inc. 01:07, 27 November 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • Against. Please don't feed the trolls. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:10, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment If someone is actually stupid enough that they would be encouraged to mess with us by us giving them this "award," I doubt anything would discourage them except perhaps candy and porno in another room or something like that. --Hrodulf 04:25, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
    Candy and porno! Where? /me runs out of room --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:49, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment lol --Hrodulf 04:59, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For If someone has to win, he's gonna be the one. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:51, 29 November 2006 (UTC)


Drama (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +24 people who are annoyed that Drama is getting in the way of Uncyclopedia being Uncyclopedia
  • Nom+For I realize that Drama is not technically a user, but this is getting out of hand. Perhaps if Drama receives a well deserved UGotM, then Drama will settle the fuck down and we can get back to being funny. That's twice that I've said "fuck" today (well, three times, now), and it's all Drama's fault. Drama, go away. Funny, come home, darling, we still love you. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:23, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Comment In protest of Drama's dramatic drama-nification of Uncyc, I'm changing my sig until Drama settles down and stops messing up the place. When Uncyc is off kilter enough that a jerk like me ends up being a voice of reason, things have gone too far. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:38, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Comment Since, except for a couple of users who are still stirring the pot (shame!), Drama seems to have cooled down, I'm changing my sig back. Make no mistake, Drama; I'm watching you. This is "Circus of the Stars", you're Leeza Gibbons on the tightrope. And I'm a stiff breeze. Can I go back to writing now? Good. You're not going to ruin my fun, Drama! <shuffles out of room. Quietly closes door on the way out> --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:41, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Spang talk 07:32, 3 Dec 2006
  • For. - Sikon 07:50, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For; Tearing us apart more than anything. More than Euroipods, more than ED, more than vandals, more than True Aspies and - dare I say it? - even more than Spang. Also, it makes Modus swear, which is in uncannily sharp contrast to his more subtle, witty comments. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 08:03, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • ÜBER-STRONG FOR Please, the drama must end. --General Insineratehymn 08:29, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Hey! - You can only vote "for" once! --AAA! (AAAA) 08:31, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
      • Everyone else is voting strong for, so I thought I'd just do the same. And don't tell me what to do! You are not my mother! --General Insineratehymn 08:48, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
        • Of couse I'm not your mother; I'm not ugly enough! :D --AAA! (AAAA) 08:53, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
          • Well of course you are not ugly enough! My mother is as ugly as an elephant's wrinkly ass! --General Insineratehymn 08:58, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
            • I know. I managed to get a picture of her from a surveillance camera. [1] --AAA! (AAAA) 09:11, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
              • Nah, that can't be my mother, that's my aunt. My mother is much uglier than that. --General Insineratehymn 09:24, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
                • Whatever. Now who wants some Inu porn? --AAA! (AAAA) 09:32, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For If I had known that I would help start Uncyclopedia War III (whatever we're up to, I don't know how many we've had) by retaliating for the Children of Hrodulf silliness, I would have never even turned on my computer that day. --Hrodulf 08:32, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment - UGotM this month is really getting out of hand... --AAA! (AAAA) 08:35, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Thanks to my efforts, I have made a special userpage for drama. Feel free to continue voting. --General Insineratehymn 09:28, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Easiest vote for UGotM I've ever made.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:45, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, I hate Drama. And you know why. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 18:27, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
    Thomas Beauregard Mayfair, you go to your room right this very instant, Mister! You know you aren't allowed to play with drama in the living room. And clean up this mess before you go! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:43, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
    Yes, sir. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 23:08, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I hate Drama AND THE worthless users that cause it. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 20:59, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
    You too, Clarence Humphrey Cornbread! Two wrongs don't make a right, Mister! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:43, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
    Haha you caught me. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:38, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Drama FTW! Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:16, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - The personification of Drama?! What a useless gobshite. *Note: e|m|c's vote counts as 18,000 standard votes, per ruling of Cornbread vs. The State of Uncyclopedia* --EMC [TALK] 23:10, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For x infinity. I'd like to see one civil debate over whether it's fair to mock users in the mainspace, without things devolving into drama. Hell, one debate over anything that doesn't turn into drama. --User:Nintendorulez 23:19, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Against. Someone actually made this as a sock. >_> --User:Nintendorulez 23:56, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Foar.- It's what you get for bloating talk pages and making stupid topics in the village dump.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 02:18, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Take this fool off the internet. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:52, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - for some strange reason... --AAA! (AAAA) 06:08, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Who nominated this person? I have a hug and a hippie with your name on them. --Ж Kalir where's my house? 18:11, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
Comment The spam filter on my email filters out hippies, sadly.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:59, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
Commenter - Mine does that, too, but I ticked the box that allows pharmaceutical attachments through.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 13:08, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For and furthermore For - David Gerard 21:04, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For this user needs to do like User:SOADLuver did....kill himself Unistyle 21:25, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • -- Village IdiotKUN Free Speech 21:26, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Fore! Because bandwagon jumping is fun, and Klaus Nomi scares me Lemon. Lemonwedge.gif 23:10, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Faw. Clowns scare me. -- Paw print.jpg 23:53, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Well this user has caused a lot of the problems around here, and to think I welcomed this guy, I and many other members have asked him to stop on his talk page, but he isn't responding. --—Braydie 23:59, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. You don't deserve my time.. agh. -- Lacey clicky 00:49, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment - Drama is now a real user. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:21, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Quit dramaing up my funny pages. --Ж Kalir where's my house? 15:56, 7 December 2006 (UTC) Wow, I voted twice and nobody cared. Neat. --Ж Kalir where's my house? 07:19, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, and we can just auto-Gobshite this in? —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:30, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
Probably, there should be some rule somewhere. --—Braydie 19:32, 8 December 2006 (UTC)



BENSON (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +4
  • Nom & For - Because he's not the real BENSON! There can only be one! --AAA! (AAAA) 04:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Fake or no, it's a user who made a whole five edits in june before giving up, none of which were all that obnoxious.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Wrong Benson.Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [04:19, 2 January 2007 (UTC)]
    • Oh, but Right Benson. This is for the imposter Benson, not the real one. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:20, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
      • Yeah, real BENSON deserves UotY. --User:Nintendorulez 20:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
        • Too far. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:48, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
          • UotY is too puny for the real BENSON. Our BENSON would need something like UotM where M stands for Millenium. ----Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:30, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Shame on fake BENSON! --User:Nintendorulez 20:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For until we find a better hategoat. --Ж Kalir where's my house? 19:32, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:30, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I just wish we had as deserving a winner as the last two months, but this fake Benson will do for now. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:38, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, hasn't done anything. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.19.17:57
  • FOR. I would've voted against the real Benson for this, but this is more true. --Anyone 18:09, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Benson (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1
  • Extra, extra strength for(lenol) - Nonymous 04:07, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment - Don't try it. I did it once, big mistake. The whole of BHOP turned against me... --AAA! (AAAA) 05:29, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • 'gainst - non-notable. Boothman 22:36, 7 January 2007 (UTC).
  • For; Although I must note that I would not otherwise be voting for Benson if it weren't for his recent sockpuppetry scandal. If I were judging him just on the terms of his regular Benson behavior, he wouldn't be a UGotM, though it helps. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:00, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
Interjection Acttually, it's stopped many people before. Exept General Specific...but that was a special case. --The Zombiebaron 00:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Impassioned Rebuttal Hinoa's the admin here, he gets the final say. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:26, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Shocked Awe Really Squig? And here I thought that Hinoa couldn't just ban us and thus render you, me, and Modusoperandi's opinions moot. But maybe that's just my opinion, and Hinoa can come up with a better one... --The Zombiebaron 01:56, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Utter Shock I can't? H.05:50 UTC, 01.11.2007
Utter Disbelief He can't?!--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 05:53, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Latest News Apparantly he can ban me. In fact, I don't mind it that much. Just as soon as I figure out how to unban myself... --The Zombiebaron 01:13, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
Interruption We interrupt this newscast to bring you the Sports. Also, just let Benson be nom'd. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:27, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --General Insineratehymn 21:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:06, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. No comment. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:54, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment BENSON doesn't care, he just wants an award. GIMME GIMME GIMME! I'M DESPERATE FOR RECOGNITION! Benson 01:44, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
    Comment also, but a different one. /me shakes head. Tut-tut-tut. That's not the Benson I know...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:48, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment as well, yet not the same, the saddest part is the everyone knows who "He" is, but yet "He" still craves more, to the point that he may have driven off voters. --The Zombiebaron 01:58, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Looks like he just got back and *gasp* he's making contributions to an article already? Granted, its his, but hes contributing, and his contribs aren't useless gobshite.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 05:41, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 06:35, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Well, he is definitely useless, and his gob is overflowing with shite, so I'm totally FOR awarding this to Benson. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.19.17:55
Comment. Now now Dawg, only one vote per person. --Anyone 18:12, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment: I was fixing the count. Quit dancing around like a fool. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.19.18:23
Comment. If I don't, will I get permabanned? --Anyone 18:41, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Mylen (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +6
  • Nom and For I have nominated this guy as he performed these actions: creating a template for the sole purpose of spamming, creating a forum topic in order to get people to spam this template, placing said template on my userpage WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, claiming that I am a threat to Uncyclopedia simply because I disapproved of his template spamming, creating a forum topic with the intent of creating an anarchy army, and complete disregard of Tompkins orders of not creating anymore topics dealing with anarchy by creating a topic claiming that he was now the anarchy leader of Uncyclopedia. I believe this is a substantial amount of n00bish actions that will easily get him useless gobshite of the month. --General Insineratehymn 21:27, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For because he is a template spammer and because he hates BENSON. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:07, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For because I find him irritating. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 00:51, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I almost signed up before I realized it wasn't an arachnid army...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:11, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Yeah, he sucks. Roman Dog Bird 05:31, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Messing with other people's pages is a big no no. For. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 12:43, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Conspiracy Guy

Score: +1

Shas'O'my'gosh (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -1
  • Nom and half-assed For Against He caused Goshzilla to go crazy on IRC. Same reason, but I changed my mind Sliferjam ~ This is my new signature. Cool huh? Jambow.gif 20:15, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Being a useless gobshite does not entail being an attention whore. It's not supposed to be desirable, so stop this right now. --Ж Kalir where's my house? 20:18, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For YAY!!! AN AWARD!.--Shas 11:06, 26 January 2007 (UTC)


Jamesryanjcrjcr (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1
  • Nom & For Although I have no personal quarrel with him, that is all the more reason to seriously consider his nomination. Never banned, James's contributions are the perfect example of not contributing anything useful, or even really attempting to do so. Template spamming, being useless, etc; the essence of useless gobshittery. --Thinking cap small.png»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:57, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: That's Allright But If You Want Me To Be A Better Editer Then You Could Put Stuff On My Talk Page --Jamesryanjcrjcr

Metropolis (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +4
  • Nom & For - Because he always annoyed me. He spammed other people's talk pages with porno pictures, he has a whole army of sockpuppets (without a very good reason), he has been repeatedly blocked for trolling and being ignorant, and is completely immature; I mean, look at his sockpuppets who nominated me for UGotM below just for nominating him! This is why I think he deserves this award. Also, he has the worst user page. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:51, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Completely agree with above comment. --General Insineratehymn 23:34, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - After seeing his userpage, he's a twat... even though my userpage is worse. -Paine TC 01:06, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, this user did very well with his Clara Bow article.--Black & White 03:16, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment - Wait, he created Clara Bow? But according to the history, it says Melmo created it! Heh heh heh, you just gave yourself away, Metropolis! --AAA! (AAAA) 07:22, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:28, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Forget 08/29/06, This guy is truely deserving on it, I say we give him a permaban. – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)
Sockpuppet/Vandal --The Zombiebaron 03:27, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Cannot Be Nommed Was last banned on January 25th for 1 week. This is more then a day, and less then a month past. --The Zombiebaron 03:31, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Well, there's always next month... --AAA! (AAAA) 06:48, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Unless he's permabanned before then... --The Zombiebaron 03:01, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
But in that case, we're going to give it to him anyway, as we did when SU182 was perma-banned, considering he is such a useless gobshite. --General Insineratehymn 23:46, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

AAA! (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -1
  • Nom & For - This user is a fucking worthless pile of trash.--Black & White 03:20, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He's a worthless excuse for a human. I totally agree.--Uran00b 03:24, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I have never met any cunt bucket that was more annoying than him--Gigantor 03:28, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - OMG, I wish he would just leave!!!--ARE YOU READY!?!? 03:32, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - This user is a new level of annoyance.-- 03:35, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He gives us a bad name. Just knowing he exists makes me sick.-- 03:37, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against...and stop fucking using sockpuppets, Metropolis. Seriously. There's milk in my fridge that's more mature than you.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:37, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He very much reminds me of the steaming dog shit I find lying on the streets. Makes me sick.--Melmo 03:39, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Webgeek111 (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +10
  • Nom and For In a mere month or so, this n00b has impressed a series of UnNews contributors by his astute and timely edits, which have rendered the funny into the stooooooopid, the witty into the eye-crawlingly inane and the careful-crafted into the endearingly immature. He is a true rebel amongst rebels, demonstrating that you need neither a sense of humour nor the ability to write to "improve" other people's work. I propose that the great and good of Uncyclopedia should reward him for his time here, and then politely and delicately ask him to leave. He would be a worthy recipient of this award. --Zeeboy 11:18, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I've enjoyed reverting my articles from his edits. --Composure1 14:27, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I took a peek at his contributions, and they were all shit. I think that giving him this award will be perfect retribution against him. PS I guess I'll have to nominated Metropolis next month. --General Insineratehymn 23:12, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment - I called him first! I get to nominate him! Anyway, For. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:33, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
      • Comment Fine, you get nominate him. /goes to pout in a corner --General Insineratehymn 02:05, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Not mentioning that (s)he attributes phrases to other user's sigs in his(er) own talk page. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket.gif [scream!] 01:36, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. This dickweed vandalized my news articles UnNews:YouTube ordered to remove 100,000 videos and UnNews:New Waterford residents prepare for Glory Hole Classic. I'd vote twice if I could, this guy should be banned --Uncle J 02:22, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Vary For not only are his edits not funny but they are biased to a conservative view and being biased is not funny its stupid. and on that note he vandalized quite a few of my pet projects on his way to the Un News articles. As far as I am concerned my opinion of him still stands. He has NO REDEMING VALUE.--AyumiKitada 05:06, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For His edits are very stupid. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For. What an idiot, vandalizing UnNews articles... --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:38, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Man. He's worse than me.--THE (NOT SO NOBLE) ZEROTROUSERS Soviet Flag.jpg 07:29, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 04:03, 28 February 2007 (UTC)


Braydie (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +2 Happy Fun Time Votes
  • Nom and For, I can't see why this hasn't happened before. -- The Zombiebaron 00:25, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

*F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 00:26, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

  • For Putting the "FUN" back in "UGOTM." —rc (t) 00:29, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Nobody expects the UGotM! Spang talk 00:31, 29 Mar 2007
  • For. U GOT EM! lol --Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:32, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Some jokes aren't funny. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:36, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Unsuitable. --Hrodulf 00:39, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • for because he infiniblocked starnes who was more worthy of the award --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:45, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - FU BRAYDIE. And per UNKNOWNFILE. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Abstain --AAA! (AAAA) 01:40, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment So you want a good person to get a bad award for doing the right thing? Madness! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:35, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
COMMENT. THIS IS SPAR-TA!!!!<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Zerotrousers (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

  • Self Nom+for He is a complete and utter, Irredeemable load of bats piss. He sincerely reminds me of the pieces of steaming elephant turd droppings I occasionly find on the left side of the road.--[[User:Shas'O'my'gosh|Shas]] 11:57, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For I totally agree with Shas. I deserve this award completely.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 12:01, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Cannot be nommed - Sockpuppetry with old account, and self-nommed. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:48, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

DiZ (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1 ghey donuts

Starnestommy (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +9
  • For. In the last few weeks, this guy has succeeding in pissing off many an admin on both Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has frequently flooded in the Uncyclopedia IRC channel, supposedly to "test bots", and has made a complete fool of himself. I believe that he is therefore fit for the award. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 07:18, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For I am a complete, irredeemable dumbass. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 07:21, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For: His contributions (none) are appreciated by the Uncyclopedia community. Let's hope he never attempts to contribute. --EMC [TALK] 07:33, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  • against because I'm going to nice for the first time in quite a while. Zombieninja666
  • For - because he wants the award, and I'm helping him. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For emc said it. —Braydie 12:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For per nom. --General Insineratehymn 17:14, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

*F☭R, because I was denied the award and I can't let that happen to him, too. He's worked as hard for it. You're my boy, Starnestommy. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 20:27, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Fooooooooooor! --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 21:10, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Bloody hell - Infinite block at the last second by Braydie. Can we still give this to him anyways? --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:02, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Uneligable -- The Zombiebaron 00:30, 29 March 2007 (UTC)


Azzo (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +5 ED Haters
  • For believing anyone who is a decent human being could pretty much go fuck themselves, I nom this boy. --T.K.F. 01:17, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA SUCKS ASS!!! IT'S MADE OF SHITE AND FAIL!!! --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 23:50, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment That's an unusual thing to hear from a goatse fan, starnes.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 01:01, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For This user makes Wikipe-Tan cry.

---Han Solo (Flame)< 23:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

  • For- Call his parents too.--Scott 03:03, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For He is a sick, horrible person by the sounds of it. --Brayds2006 03:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For I want to be famous. Nuke France. Azzo 08:20, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • If I could vote for 100 times I would. --Emmzee 01:39, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Don't feed the trolls. --General Insineratehymn 23:08, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • against --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:59, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • against He's just a man expressing humble oppinions, not to harm anybody (except little girls) --Emperor Walter Humala 05:18, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Calum404 (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1 blanking sprees
  • Nom and For, nothing but a useless wanker who thinks that blanking pages is funny. This'll probably only encourage the stupid bastard, but there you go. --El Zoof 13:50, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Look at Starnes/Zerotrousers below. Do you actually think the admins are stupid enough not to ban him? This'll end up ineligible. Sorry if this came out a bit harsh, but I can't but it any other way. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 9/04 13:53
Excuse moi, but did you just call me a vandal?--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 01:00, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

thereisnofork (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +1 non-existent forks
  • Nom and For, registered, writes crap....need I say more?--Pendolino 20:10, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Savethemooses (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +5 moose savers
Now if you would only cast the same vote against the bloke I nominated for UotM... -- The Zombiebaron 22:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Now you're being silly. Before, too. Also, after. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:57, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
18 featured article is "any effort"? Show off. -- The Zombiebaron 04:14, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

*For revenge vote --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:52, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

  • For Zombiebaron's request is something I will laugh at, but it's funnier still to imagine STM with a UGotM on his Uncyclopedia uniform. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.04.19.02:07
  • For, due to his recent temporary Main Page vandalism (reverted in less than a minute). Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:39, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Zerotrousers (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +6 lost pairs of pants
Why were the rules changed? The vote on Miniluv is currently at -2. Also, were the rules to change, it would be at the start of the month, to have an even playing field. -- The Zombiebaron 06:03, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
I'm just obeying what an admin did. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:27, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Starnestommy (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +2 links to goatse
  • Nom and for because he was so close to winning last month. And boy do I have a lot to say about this gobshite. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 19:42, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- And I'm still useless (except for reverts...) --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 20:19, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
"Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month." Come on, you know the rules by now. —Braydie 20:23, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
I know the rules full well; I just don't care. If we had paid any attention to them in the past, there'd be three less names up there. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 12:12, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Well take it down then.. —Braydie 21:30, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

DiZ (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: 2 prophets of Ouroboros
You can only vote once. -- The Zombiebaron 19:34, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
My other vote was made ineligable. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Zerotrousers (talk • contribs)
Alright. -- The Zombiebaron 04:16, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Not anymore. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:13, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
See my comment above. -- The Zombiebaron 06:04, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Changing my vote.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:00, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Chronarion (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +4 lazy founders
  • Nomination and for. Didn't even give a State of the Wiki address this year. I am very disappointed in him. >:( —Hinoa KUN (talk) (the about to be lynched) 21:08, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For O captain my captain! --Ж Kalir where's my house? 21:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Is he even still on here? --AAA! (AAAA) 00:26, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - Because i don't want him to ban me. --Dork lord 21:04, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I've been busy, but not busy enough not to vote myself for being a useless gobshite --Chronarion 01:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For'--Scott 13:05, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Walter Humala (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +7 manjii/swasthyas/not nazi ones
  • Nom and For. For the swastika in the sig and other bullshit, as placing the FFS in my user page without actually nominating me, just as a way to retaliate my vote for him at that page. If you admins are too shy to "censor" this moron, let's just show our love to him. Yet I don't know if he fits the UGotM conditions, that is, if he was banned last month. At least his name doesn't appear in the block log. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:14, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For: I've hated this guy all my life. Isn't he on probation or something? --EMC [TALK] 22:27, 7 April 2007 (UTC)\
  • For.Per his sig and his idiotic user page et cetera. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:56, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For.Hammers and Sickles are one thing. Swastikas are another. At least communism has some moral value in it.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:02, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I think I speak for all of my fellow Jews. --TKF 20:58, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Retract my vote to Nom someone else --T.K.F. 01:13, 19 April 2007 (UTC)


Mhaille (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: 4haille

Disqualified, got banned for 25 hours. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:51, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Hinoa, normally the ban has to acctaully last over 24 hours to count, but I'll give you the nod based on Mhaille's unban comment. -- The Zombiebaron 23:48, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
"You cannot have been banned for more than a day in the previous month to be eligible for UGotM." And that's what it always said. BURN! --AAA! (AAAA) 02:36, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Spang (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: -3. Also, FU SPANG

Zerotrousers (talkcontribs (new / del)  edit-count  block (rem / list)  all logs  groups  checkuser

Score: +6 pineapples hanging from your neck
  • Nom and for. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:25, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Yeah, he did create Tpdne. Attention seeker, plain and simple (which is why we probably shouldn't give him this, but ah well). –—Hv (talk) 15:33, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. NAB: You are taking this award too seriously, it looks like if you were looking someone to punish each month. Walter Humala I understund, but this? You said it yourself, a bit too N00bish, not a federal crime, no szvastikas in his sig.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:16, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Because we've tried most other things to shut him up, and giving him this silly award he's been after is the only remaining possibility that might do it! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:59, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 03:20, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Imperator█Dark_ApostropheThe Memory Hole 21:54, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For He put the original Contents up for VFD and it got deleted. I believe that giving him this award will be perfect justice for his actions. --General Insineratehymn 15:26, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He's one of those people I find generally annoying. And for the record, Contents in the trash is way worse than Swastikas in the sig (though I still hate the fuckin' name Walter) --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIF