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2005

October

I vote for User:127.0.0.1 who, despite been a member since April 2005, hasn't added a single article or contributed in any way. Thats worse than writing shite in my book -- Mhaille 17:40, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Unfortunately that doesn't jive with the award's (must) "Consistantly write crap" rule. What we need is another award entirely devoted to (dis)honouring people that register and (a) do absolutely nothing or (b) contribute no original content and make inconsequential edits to other people's stuff. -- T. (talk) 17:47, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Are you plugging for a nomination? :) -- Mhaille 17:55, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Me? I deliver top quality excrement. It's been hard shovelling, too. :P So... no. I don't know. My spelling is too good anyway, and I depend on others (nod/wink) for my MS Paint artwork.  :) --T. (talk) 18:15, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Can I self nominate? --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:56, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Nope. But I'm happy to nominate you. You're just after the fancydan new template aren't u? -- Mhaille 17:57, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Someome, please nominate me. All my articles are worthless crap. Even my userpage says so. --Nintendorulez 00:45, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I'm not sure you're at the right level of crapicity, but I'll give you a provisional VOTE in favour for the longest continous introduction paragraph known to man for Black Jesus (though the accompanying image IS clearly PS and not MSPaint standard) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 10:42, 1 Nov2005 (UTC)

October's already in the can. I say give it to Elvis, if he wants it. Hail to the King, baby. -- T. (talk) 16:24, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

In keeping with the spirit of the award I agree. I vote to belatedly award the October award to Elvis, and on the strength of a disinterested minority he should be allowed to hang his new award in a prominent place in one of the small rooms of his mansion. Huhhuh huh. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Congratulations! (He's a busy man, so I guess I'll deliver it in person.) -- T. (talk) 17:35, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Congratulations to the first official winner of the GOTM award. I am so going to have to make it my life's work to win this award...... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

November

Scrotum (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

I'd like to nominate and offer my vote to Scrotum, not only for the stirling work done on the "it's vs its" debate but also for singlehandedly attacking every Admin. Great work! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

For As the only holder so far of this illustriouse award, I have to say this is outstanding work Bravo!--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:00, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For In the spirit of the whole ludicrous episode. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:00, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For its a no-brainer --Willy on wheels! 21:35, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Support. He's been quiet recently, but still gets talked about anyway. It has kind of developed a mystique... The Legend of Scrotum, if you will. And what an apt username. -- T. (talk) 19:45, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For, because I wanna be part of the cool crew.--Myronic 22:11, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Kerry's_big_sex (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Nomination & Vote for Kerry's big sex, who seems like an entirely reasonable person, BUT has created some content this month that has (a) been deleted multiple times by admins and (b) been re-born from the ashes of burnination in a state only marginally less-worse than before. It's a combination of ineptitude and diligence that really caught my interest (though I don't get the articles at all). -- T. (talk) 18:32, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC) Withdrawn. -- T. (talk) 19:41, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against. If only for the contribution on Simon Schama (UK TV Historian Dude, just in case you wondered?) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

December

General_Specific (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

For, due to the inordinate amount of work spent creating his negative campaign ads. Surely he deserves *some* sort of recognition? I mean, on IRC, he's become famous enough that when I say something particularly stupid (a frequent enough occurance), when someone says "I think GS was right", everyone knows exactly who they're talking about. He's beyond merely "famous" -- he's IN-famous! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 19:24, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

My only concern is that he is in breach of Rule #3, in that I believe that he WAS banned within the last month. Also this month his "contributions" haven't been at the same level as the preceeding months. In recognition of his work before this time, I would like to forward his name for a special lifetime award. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:30, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I think because the ban wasn't "carried" through but he was pardoned by the will of god then we can ingore that rule in this instance--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 19:34, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I support this, he should never be forgotten for his wonderfully entertaining antics. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 01:12, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For for December, in recognition of a fine pedigree of work within the field. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

For. He's , um, special alright. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:46, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Conditional for, if he doesn't go off his antipsychotic meds and get banned again. -- T. (talk) 16:18, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC) Withdrawn. See Nerd42 below. -- T. (talk) 18:49, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Fine! Hmph. --General Specific 15:29, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I like GS, he's funny. I'm not sure UGotM is right for him, because he is funny, unlike the vast majority of the people that post articles. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:56, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

He's invalid because Famine banned him again on the 15th, this time permanently. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 16:03, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Clorox (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Nominate and vote. For spamming crappy quotes across the site, fucking up all the Template:LangLevelText*** templates and making Splaka revert them all, reverting an admin, and giving lip to everyone who crosses his path, admin and user alike. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:15, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)
* Strongly Support & Vote. For all of the above, plus deleting messages that Famine & I left on his Talk page because he doesn't want Admins to complain/comment unless they've actually banned him. I restored the messages, which he immediately archived. The kid refuses to learn, so if he's not a Gobshite, who is? :) -- T. (talk) 10:49, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Disqualified. :P -- T. (talk) 12:14, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nerd42 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

^{NOTE: it's been a day over a month since his last >24 hour ban; he is elligible}

• Nominate and vote: Nerd has a fantastic knack for making me grind my teeth. --Sir gwax (talk) 04:34, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
• Oh definitely. KATIE!! 04:39, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
• Without a second thought: VOTE » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:47, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
• Aye! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:50, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
• Indubitably. He's like Thomas Edison without the success. --Savethemooses 16:18, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
• Vote. Sorry GS. You deserve a better award.  :) -- T. (talk) 18:48, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
• For Sig thieving and general idiocy are wrong. So is wearing your bias on your sleeve and acting upon it. --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 18:19, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)
• Vote All the agravtion might be worth it, if only his articles were funny. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:00, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)
• Das For is German for for --The Zombiebaron 11:48, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC) Zombiebaron does not profess to actually speak German
• He sabotaged all opposition, so why not? For. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:52, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

2006

January

Kakun (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Nominated. Anyone who has nine VFP self-nominations rejected in the same number of days and just keeps on submitting deserves to win some kind of award. Seriously, Kakun, put just a little more thought into your nominations. -- Isra

• For. Though putting thought into nominations is just the tip of the iceberg.  :) -- T. (talk) 11:12, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For Absolutely amazing. I don't know how they do it. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:23, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For. A truly worthy nominee if I ever saw one. officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 20:46, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For. Taking egregious self-nomination to new and dizzy heights lows. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:19, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• Oh ja. --King In Yellow 17:57, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For inadvertantly annoying me, a whole bunch. Keep it up and you might overtake Nerd42 someday. --Sir gwax (talk) 21:04, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For. Indeed is all I have to say. --Sir Cornbread 06:40, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For Talking with him on IRC is funny, for all the wrong reasons (like not understanding what the fuck is going on) --The Zombiebaron 01:52, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• Against Talking with him on IRC is funny, and sometimes for the right reasons:

*Kakun changes nick to Lou_Reed	
<Lou_Reed> such a perfect day

--—rc (t) 01:58, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• For I LOVE THOSE NEW 1-X ROBOTS!--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 02:11, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• Where the fuck am I ~ Kakun 02:19, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For. Sometimes he's funny and has some good ideas, but he needs to take some of the criticism to heart rather than repeating the same mistakes over and over again. Also, oh god the puns. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 02:28, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Comment Volte, puns can be punderful, if you punderstand how to poose (prenounced - use - u =se se +p = poose) them --The Zombiebaron 02:48, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• For. Not only does he hold the record for being kicked off IRC the most times. But he also manages to come up with the worst apologies ever when he gets back in.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:43, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For. For some of the reasones abow plus for voting for himself plus for adding crap to my articles. --Rataube 02:52, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For. Uncyclopedia:VFP/Kakuns Place makes me lose the will to live - David Gerard 17:39, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For. Keep up fricking stop the good eye-gouging work! --KATIE!! 11:37, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• For--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 16:30, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• He is the guy who makes the IRC channel crap. I wish I was an admin so I could kick him out forcefully.--Roger The Bum 20:07, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Abstained Kakun? Who is Kakun? -- Swami A. Suresh 17:56, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• For. --GOD! 20:19, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

February

PiOfFive (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

Nom + For. Likes to add terrible Oscar Wilde quotes, ugly-ass templates, and Nazi flags to otherwise good articles, then unabashedly adds each such edit to his user page within 3 minutes of doing so. Sporker of images. Most importantly, attempted articles have included the oh-so-wonderful The Article That Never Ends, which in my book is enough to get the nod in and of itself! --Some user 23:49, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

DudeMan (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

Nom'n'For. He talks like babelfish. And he makes articles that aren't quite crap, but aren't quite English either, leaving us admins in a constant state of Delete-or-Not. --KATIE!! 23:27, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

• I voting for. Keitei in manner she going, certainty articles not bad being. Hard reading to English when head caused in pain. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 23:36, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
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• Emphatic for and I'd vote for him 100 times if I could. His lack of English grammar has caused me to tear out more hair than many other things on Uncyclopedia. --Sir gwax (talk) 00:05, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

MoneySign (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -8

Nomination: Instead of allowing the ideas of those who are trying to contribute to develop, he just huffs them without even a by your leave. Furthermore, he then uses the User:Talk page to ridicule the idea which he subsequently shot down before it could get off the ground in the first place. All in all, I would say I'm rather pissed... which is why I'm nominating him... Nothing Personal --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 23:25, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

• AGAINST. Bah... I don't hate him... just was pissed because he cut out something I was working on, as I was working on it... Which doesn't really have any bearing on him anyway. --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 23:54, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• AGAINST. I LOVE MONEYSIGN. --KATIE!! 23:29, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• Against. And for the record, I support his decision on huffing that worthless piece of shit template. The NRV template is for cases when they do have potential, but they suck in their current state. If none of the articles had potential they would all be QVFD'd.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:31, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• AGAINST I LOVE YOU MORE MONEYSIGN --The Zombiebaron 23:44, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• Against: Money's more of a useful gobshite, only he's not really a gobshite. --Sir gwax (talk) 00:03, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
• Strøng Agåinst--Roger The Bum Full sig!
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• Against. Money makes the world go around. ;-) ~ T. (talk) 01:36, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Not because I like him and not because he's not a gobshite, but because he's not a useless gobshite. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 02:04, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
• For If just for the blatant display of sock puppetry in this vote and because I can safely vote For as a weak joke without risking him actually winning this award. --—rc (t) 02:06, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
• Against.--Rataube 19:33, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Joe857 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

Because he hasn't really done anything. Ever. And I think he already hates me, along with zb. Good luck, chum.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:34, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

• Strong against! Joe857 folds@home, which, by my standards, is just about the best thing one can do on Uncyc! That, and he has been quite the nice chap, from what I have experienced. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 20:40, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
• STRONG FOR. Almost as Strong as Strong Bad. Woo-hoo. --POJoe!TALKCONTRIBSF@H 02:52, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

Jtaylor1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

Nomination. (Jtaylor1 is a vandal hunter). In recognition of his Forevernoobishness. (Jtaylor1 is a bad boy). Still driving admins nuts, I see. (Jtaylor1 can't quit messing with his sig size, format, flavour, colour, texture, temperature). This nomination is dedicated to MoneySign (Captain Taylor's Spiced Brew Sake). ~ T. (talk) 20:19, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

• For. I'm sorry, Jtaylor1. I don't hate you or anything, but you did cause me a great deal of stress with that signature of yours... If it's any consolation, there have been more useless gobshites before than you'll ever be. :D --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 20:33, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's okay, I deserve to be a useless gobshite. I'll try harder and not disturb you people. LOLOLOLOL :)--Jtaylor1 02:34, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

There's a good sport.  :) There's still a day left, so it's possible that an actual Gobshite may still get voted in (though I haven't seen anyone like Scrotum, or even Kakun). If not, you do get a nice badge for your userpage.  :) ~ T. (talk) 02:47, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

Good sport, yes. But please, Jtaylor1, don't think that you can't ask a sysop for help anymore. That's why we're here. All I'd ask you is that next time you try to pay a bit more attention to what we say. The main reason I got frustrated was because you misread the instructions... Even after I pointed out what your mistake was, you made it again. I guess in short what I'm trying to say is: I'll be glad to assist you when you're having problems, but then I expect you listen to my advice. :D --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 03:08, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

Okay, I'll try asking an admin for help next time. :)--Jtaylor1 04:04, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

InsaneHunter (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

Nominated. He is an enemy of the Cabal and a threay to mankind. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 14:25, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

• Against. He really hasn't done anything gobshite-ish. --POJoe!TALKCONTRIBSF@H 16:29, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8

• He said he was in the running, but I don't see him here, so Nominate and Vote. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:59, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• I support this candidate's run for this office. :) ~ T. (talk) 23:04, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• The nominee's stirling efforts on IRC need to be rewarded with an award he is desperate to achieve.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 23:13, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• For Although I do try pretty hard, 't'least this is an award I can win, as opposed to UotM (witch I am also nominated for) --The Zombiebaron 23:14, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• My 2nd For. Ah, well.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:23, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
• Strøng FjøRrd --Roger The Bum Full sig!
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• Against: I kind of like Zombiebaron (much of the time), and he doesn't make me want to strangle him half as much as some of these other people. (Not to get in the way of you getting an award Zombie, but I'd rather UGotM went to someone who's actually a Gobshite; if you don't win, maybe I'll make a "Not actually a Gobshite" award for you or something) --Sir gwax (talk) 00:12, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Thank You I love you too gwax (hence i voted for you on UotM as soon as I saw you nominated there). That award idea sounds nice. --The Zombiebaron 01:24, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

It's all how you use it. Sir Elvis wears his UG award proudly on his sig.  :) ~ T. (talk) 01:39, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

• For: Your campaign posters have changed my mind. With absolutely 0 disrespect or offense intended, I wholeheartedly support your campaign for UGotM. I hope you win and sport it with pride as the amuzing, good natured sort of Gobshite. --Sir gwax (talk) 05:39, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
• For: I don't know why, but your plea for an award has touched the cold heart of Xero Dagujin. I like the campaign poster so I say for. Ok, I'll shut up and then go take a freshly baked brownie and play on some train tracks. Xero Dagujin BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY BEVERAGE Fear the wrath of the one and only Gujinjastar Guardian of Truth YOU TALKIN' TO ME?! 9:16, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

• Ay, matey, I strongly support ya. -Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey!18:56, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

• Against. You will win a real award sometime. I like campaigning, but I don't like the reverse psichology thing: "I autohumilliate myself couse I dont really care". Be patient and come in through the front door.--Rataube 19:39, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment is "come in throught the front door" supposed to be a gay joke? (Explanation: gay people preform butsecs, and use the "back door") --The Zombiebaron 23:19, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment.....yeah congratulations to ZB for taking it like a man..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 23:29, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment Queerer and Queerer, it appears that Mhaille aswell is up for some hard knocking with his knob, and other such gay innuedo. --The Zombiebaron 23:45, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

March

Villahj_Ideeut (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

VI: An annoyance and a menace to #uncyclopedia, or something sinister?

Score: -1

• Nominate, For He is the definition of useless gobshite. If He's not banning IRC, he's just pissing the cabal off with his antics. I have logged most of IRC since early february, so I can cite specific examples. Please vote VI into the halls of gobshittery. --Roger The Bum Full sig!
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• For. He must be from ED.--Rataube 20:42, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. You guys are assholes sometimes... really.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:58, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 21:20, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Despite his username, he contributes at a better than competant level. Which is more than can be said for most users. --SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 13:53, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against Competent Uncyclopedian. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 20:11, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

General_Specific (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Yes, you can vote to have GS welcomed back into the arms of Uncyclopedia. Click here.

Score: +9

• Nominate and Vote. This is a true Useless Gobshite, but he was cheated out in December when he got banned for a while. He has not been banned in the past two months, so it works now. This is more of a posthumous nomination. I said it back then, and Ill say it again. His antics with the campaign for admin and then ensuing attacks on all other candidates cannot be allowed to go unrecognised. This will make up for him missing out on the award he rightly deserves. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 03:50, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
• For posterity! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• For 69 -- Stewie 07:57, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against Wks should win.--User:Thedaniel 15:47, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Are you at all familiar with the GS saga, or are you just trying to win your buddy the trophy? I'm guessing the latter. --—rc (t) 21:23, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• For --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 16:08, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. This is my vote, use it well.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:23, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Not because he's a gobshite or worthless, since he was easily one of the funniest people on the site, but because he hasn't been around lately working on his great articles and disinformation campaigns. Did someone fail to lift his ban? » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:33, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
• For. He created many of the templates that make up UnNews. ~ T. (talk) 20:13, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
• 4 no reason --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 15:35, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
• For being the only one of these "rowdies" I have actually heard of.--Winston 20:49, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Because (although I have never "met" him, I hear that) he kicks this (/me gestures with hands) much ass --The Zombiebaron 23:04, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

Redrocky112 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -4

• Nomination and for Hasn't done anything except edit his own user page, which I've done most of. And it's for March, because there's only three days left and I (think I) have already voted here for February. ----Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 23:58, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
• Against. If he doesnt edit how can he be a gobshite? You, on the other hand are editing a userpage of someone who doesn't contribute and complain about it. I don't know if u deserve a nomnation, but I'm certain you would make a better candidate than him.--Rataube 13:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I know he's a guy at your school, but the fact that he's uninvolved with everything—including his own page—makes him unsuitable. What we're looking for here are thoroughly misguided, semi-active twits. :) ~ T. (talk) 14:44, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Ah, now I get it. ----Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 23:17, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. This is a disgrace to the title of Useless Gobshite. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 01:29, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Those edits of his userpage were in December. Doesn't that disqualify him? --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:44, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against What is with the stupid nominations this month? » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 01:42, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Anidnmeno (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

• Nomination and for Anidns been kinda lazy lately. A lot of his articles are unfinished and the admins dont pay attention to his attention lust, especially Mhaille. I say for. Xero Dagujin BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY BEVERAGE Fear the wrath of the one and only Gujinjastar Guardian of Truth YOU TALKIN' TO ME?! 09:37, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. He is o.k.--Rataube 15:45, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
• Strong Against Anidnmeno? Why him? --Roger The Bum Full sig!
  <a href="http://rdoger6424.jaywebdesigns.com/recipient.php">psychotomimetic</a>
  CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 00:43, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 03:44, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
• For, out of hatred. --POJoe!TALKCONTRIBSF@H 02:26, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Wks1510 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -2

• Nomination and for I don't know if he qualifies for UGotM status but his entire time on Uncyclopedia has been spent trying to get a featured picture. Just look at the pics he's been sending in. The predictable banality (and trying to pass off someone else's pic as his own) is horrid. He wants a prize so bad, I say he can get one.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:30, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Whoops, thanks for the reminder.
    • I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting awards. Just because he doesn't realize his pics are "substandard" (there has been worse crap nominated) doesn't make him a gobshite.

• For, and you need to sign your votes, Monkey.--<<>> 22:25, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Have you or anyone else bothered to try some constructive criticism?  – Mahroww a.k.a. Hattie Yee Morrison  23:03, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• But we're lazy! Oh, and for. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:06, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• For - You want constructive criticism? Make images that go with articles, preferably in such a way that enhances the article. Leave photoshops of Bush as whatever to retarded political commentary sites. If an image is a pun, it should be a visual pun. Word puns are not any funnier when they are put in word form into images. Is saying "porn flakes" funny? No. Is saying "porn flakes" on an image funny? No. Is shopping up a nice image of a cereal called "porn flakes" with lots of actual funny visual jokes related to "porn flakes" in the image funny? How should we know, you didn't make one. --Monika 00:33, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against This is putrid, people. We don't have any genuinely-useless gobshites this month. Sad, but true. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 05:58, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• For We go to school together. He really wants to win this. Give him an award.--User:Thedaniel 19:30, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. He goes to school with thedaniel. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:53, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• For "His" pictures are almost the worst I've ever seen.--Chewbacca 20:34, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against One VFP spree does not a GotM make. --—rc (t) 04:46, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
• For I know him too, he does want to win.--Somedude 14:15, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Speaks for itself. Kikimora 20:35, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
• Against I miss the times of old good Kakun.--Rataube 00:11, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Don't worry TheDaniel, if General Specific can get nominated three months after his/er last post you can probably just try next month.
• Against I don't want to win. Wks1510 01:27, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE!!! Wait, no... this isn't deletion. NEG-A-TIVE. But the sentiment's there... school, indeed. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:50, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

April

Villahj_Ideeut (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: + 1

• Nomination and For. What happened, man? You were nommed for NotM last month, and now you've fallen down into the pit of eternal suck. Try to redeem yourself. I don't want to do this, but maybe it'll serve as a wakeup call. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:29, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
• For Although I swore to vote against him on anything Villahj was nominated for, I can't help it. This is the one time I will vote for him, unless he bribes me (see that cookie on my userpage he gave me? It was so I would change me Against to a Neutral on his NotM nomination) or does something really good, and/or if he gets banned and is no longer a valid candidate. Anyway, one of us one of us, and all that. --The Zombiebaron 23:37, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. IRC, nuff sayed. --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 00:25, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
• Oh, absolutely.  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:12, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against This is an IRC award now? --—rc (t) 04:41, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I have my own reasons for voting... and #Uncyclopedia being linked from the pages of Uncyclopedia falls withi the realm of Uncyclopedia as a whole. So I feel I'm perfectly within my rights to vote based upon my experiences in #Uncyclopedia. --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 15:08, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
• I am perfectly within my rights to vote against him based on your experiences in #Uncyclopedia. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:12, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Sorry, Hinoa. He got blocked for 30 seconds by MoneySign.--Jtaylor1 11:58, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

1 day or longer, and that was in MARCH. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:47, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

• For This guy makes an ass of himself no matter where he goes.  Sir Dawg  cun | tlk | vdp  19:55, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against I wasn't aware that ANYTHING I may do in IRC has any impact on what I do on the site. Hinoa: are you referring to my most recent articles sucking? -- The Village Idiot♠(talk to me) 00:16, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

We don't islike you for your actions so much as just the general youishness of you... lol... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 14:56, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Iamthebob (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nomination and for He just made an article called The Worst Article Ever. Fitting title.--User:Thedaniel 14:44, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  
• Comment He just made The Worst Person Ever, which is him.--User:Thedaniel 14:46, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  
• For I am the useless gobshite of the month. No doubt. My articles suck.--Iamthebob 14:48, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  
• For, because indeed your articles are crap. I'm glad you admitted it. I shall now redify the first article Thedanial mentioned. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 14:56, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  
• For, half a score and four years ago...he was born and destined to be..."teh Useless Gobshite of the Month"...--VEf3o 15:58, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  

I'm afraid I've disquallified Iamthebob by blocking him for 3.. erm... I forgot... 3 weeks or 3 days, anyways... Fact that he's now not going to be our UGotM isn't that bad, as he didn't seem to mind. I don't like seeing this award given to people who want it. Sorry. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 17:24, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

• For, this is VEf3o...cause i didnt want to capitalize the v...but oh well. And about the UGotM and Iamthebob...that sucks lol--Teh vef3o

RudolfRadna (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nomination and for. Because this user doesn't finish his article Skeletor. Gives me a hard time on my talk page. He really deserves to be a Gobshite.--Jtaylor1 00:43, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I havn't been able to devote as much time to uncyc as I would like, and I have a sense of humor that apparently doesn't mesh well with the rest of uncyc, so this doesn't seem to be a surprising nomination, actually, although I am somewhat surprised about who it's coming from. I agree that most of my contributions have not been what they could be, but I am trying, and the unnews piece I wrote (with help from Flammable) wasn't that bad. I'm sorry you thought I was giving you a hard time, I thought we were just having a conversation which you choose to take as an attack for some reason [[1]]. Given that I think the Unnews piece UnNews:Queen puts Swift's proposal into effect; English start devouring Irish babies is a worthwhile addition to uncyclopedia, I respectfully propose that I have not consistently written crap, and therefore, I do not fit the criteria for this "award." Not that I don't want it, but I honestly don't think I'm deserving (underserving? Hm, complicated). [ addendum: Oh, and I forgot about this: [[2]] ].

--RudolfRadna 01:01, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Given the lack of support this nomination has gotten Rudolf, I think you're pretty safe.--<<>> 03:00, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

I agree with you and I wasn't really concerned about "winning." I was concerned, however, about being accused of "giving someone a hard time" when I fail to see how anyone could find anything I asked or said even mildly offensive [[3]]. Honestly, my main concern was people would read what Jtaylor1 wrote and just decide I was an idiot or irrational, or both, and I don't think it's fair for them to have that impression without hearing the other side of the story.

--RudolfRadna 03:05, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment: and how about this:[[4]]. Useless? Don't think so. Better luck next time ;P --RudolfRadna 14:44, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

*.*.*.* (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Nominated: Because IP users suck! --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 17:02, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

• Against. I can't agree with a blanket statement like that.  :) Many suck, but so do many registered users. And then there are the registered users who sometimes edit anonymously just for fun, some of which are good users, and some of which suck. --Bear 17:25, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • That's what makes this a jokeish entry... it's supposed to poke fun via a poorly thought out generalization... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 17:28, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• I believe this fails the eligiblity requirements above--user can't be b& for more than a day for a month prior to nom. There are several IPs that are b& permanently, so I believe this is right out. Funny, but against Teh Roolz™. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:32, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • If nothing else, it will get people thinking... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 17:36, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Wouldn't the proper denotation for (ANY IP ADDRESS) be 0.0.0.0? -- The Village Idiot♠(talk to me) 10:36, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I suppose that depends on what system you are using... With my dinky little Linksys, Dlink, and Cisco routers, you use * to denote all numbers in a range. --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 14:51, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Yeah, some addresses do use 0, so 0.0.0.0 is confusing. * is commonly used for a wildcard, especially on IPs. --User:Nintendorulez 20:20, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against. IPs can't be gobshites.--Jtaylor1 12:35, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

Bear (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Self-nomination: For lack of a better alternative candidate. --Bear 17:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

• HELL NO. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:27, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• See Eligibility Requirements above... you can't self Nom for UGOTM. --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 17:29, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

I figured that by n00bishly disobeying the rule I might draw a nom from the floor.  :) Agreed though, it's time to start thinking about a "winner" for this month. --Bear 17:45, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Vote below:

---

Awwww...What the hell

• I can't stand seeing the lack of a proper nominee for this award yet, seeing as it is the 18th of April. So I'm gonna Nominate Bear. I know nothing about him, but he seems to want it, and thats good enough for me (I've already one the award once, and wouldn't mind winning it again). I'm also not voting for him, because I know nothing about him, and am only nominating him so that we might get some voting/nominating flowing this month. Cheers. --The Zombiebaron 22:35, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
• I stand by what I said before: HELL NO. And if it's a proper nom you want, look at the top of the page. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:31, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. (This could be my one and only chance to win something here.)  :) --Bear 19:04, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
• No. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:13, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
• For, for nominating me when I'm clearly a useful gobshite, rather than a useless one. --RudolfRadna 15:45, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Actually, Jtaylor1 nominated you, but I cheerfully accept your vote anyway.  :) --Bear 16:10, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Oh, I thought it was you because you put the template on my page. I originally thought it was jtaylor, but then got a little confused, I suppose. Well, probably neither of us will 'win' anyway so it doesn't matter. --RudolfRadna 16:15, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Nah. I just put the template on the pages of the nominees, including my own page. I find this whole idea pretty funny, so no hard feelings. --Bear 16:21, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Nintendorulez (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +10

• Nominate. I can think of no user more hated, vilified, and whiney. This user's main dastardly deeds lie in the past, but the whining continues to this day.--<<>> 20:37, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• EUROIPODS! I mean, FOR!Theo 20:42, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. Because someone has to be the asshole everyone hates. ^_^ --User:Nintendorulez 20:56, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• I think now is the time for Ninny to receive the kudos for his hard work. Much deserved. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• For Long overdue. :P -- Sir Codeine KUN VFP Bur. MDA NS UotM CM +S (Harangue) 21:00, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For he's a jolly good fellow... etcetera... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 21:12, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 23:19, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For I think this is the first non-ironic For vote I've cast for GotM. —rc (t) 23:24, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For--Rataube 23:48, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against. He got banned many times.--Jtaylor1 01:01, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment Not within the previous 30 days, though. Read the rules before basing your vote on them. -- Sir Codeine KUN VFP Bur. MDA NS UotM CM +S (Harangue) 12:24, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

• For --He doesn't like Sony or Microsoft. He must PAY! --Masochistyc 11:46, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
• For I can't belive he hasn't one this one yet! --The Zombiebaron 13:17, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
• For (highlight it...) --Lt. Clorox MUN Goatse Virgin ONS (talk/fortune cookie) 23:45, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

May

Flameviper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7

• Nomination ~ Crappy edits, a bad attitude, a foul mouth, and a seeming inability to respond to timeouts from multiple admins. Loves to use edit summaries to point the finger at others. Hmmm. ~ T. (talk) 15:55, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Vote. ~ T. (talk) 15:58, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• For. Uncanny. I was just coming here to nominate him myself. Great minds, etc. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:03, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• For. Wow, I'm flattered...or am I offended? Hmmm. Flameviper12 20:59, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
• For. He got banned by Splaka for a day for creating useless templates.--Jtaylor1 06:59, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

If you mean Template:Body part, Template:Country, Template:LiteInsult, Template:Randvar, Template:Person, Template:Begin, Template:Anoun, Template:Years, Template:Invent, Template:Invent1, Template:Invent2, Template:Invent3, Template:Invent4, Template:Invent5, Template:Averb, Template:Aadv, Template:Bnoun, Template:Body part, Template:Person1, Template:2number, Template:3number, Template:3Number, Template:Animal, Template:3letter, Template:2letter, Template:Country, Template:LiteInsult, Template:Alien4, Template:Alien3, Template:Alien2, Template:Alien1, Template:Vowel, Template:Consonant, then yes, I guess I did. --Splaka 07:31, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

• Forforforfor. Though part of me doesn't think he should get any awards at all until he starts being better. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 08:36, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• For. I'm surprised he's not DQd by way of ban. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:45, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOO! I got voted for by Jtaylor1!!! Don't give meh a hard time!

(flee, stage right)

• For - gets my vote! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:02, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
• {{For}} ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 12:51, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Mindsunwound (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nom and For Recently, and looking back at contribs, this fits the template perfectly. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 20:26, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
• FOR That bastard's a right hoser... a waste of space... what a media whore... someone should like totally bannorize him... oh wait... no cause then he wouldn't be eleleleleleleleleleligibble for the award... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Heterocidal Tendencies Here 23:15, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
• For So at least I've voted this month. --The Zombiebaron 13:08, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

June

Sliferjam (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nom and For. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 20:29, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against Because he asked me to vote For. —rc (t) 20:31, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
• I did not. I was asking someone else I'm more Useless and more of a Gobshite than anyone else. By the way, 4 Sliferjam - #1UN - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 20:38, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
• For because he puts a 3 in his name sometimes The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
• For. because he's so deserving :) - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 00:30, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against, as user voted for himself, which means he wants the award, which is something extremely st00pid. Almost as st00pid as writing "st00pid" thusly. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY) 00:13, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

Boothman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nomination and Emphatic For. If you're going to vote against someone on a monthly award, at least leave a reason other than "I felt like it." This guy embodies Gobshite, and I would have nominated him last month if I hadn't run out of time. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 21:22, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, Felt like it. Boothman 19:07, 2 June 2006 (UTC).

*Against. He's not me.--<<>> 19:08, 2 June 2006 (UTC) Aw, what the hell, for. Who even NEEDS a reason?--<<>> 19:08, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
*Against. Non-notable. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 19:20, 2 June 2006 (UTC) I mean for. And not in a nice way. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 19:20, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

• For Flat-out jerk to almost everyone. Whether he writes good articles or not, he's quite deserving of this award. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 20:09, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
• For Not that I hold a gruge or anything...but really, who uses "non-notable" as a reason not to vote for someone on a page which you must be notable to be on in the first place (well normally). And then giving "Felt like it" as a reason? It all smacks of gobshite to me :)! --The Zombiebaron 16:41, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment, you want to be careful, smacking gobshites can seriously damage your health. -- Boothman 16:49, 3 June 2006 (UTC).

Comment I am a gobshite. --The Zombiebaron 11:58, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

• For. I felt like it. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 10:48, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Quickly, before I ban him!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:18, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment, ban me for what exactly? Following the rules? -- Boothman 18:59, 5 June 2006 (UTC).

Yeah, I do that... or did at least.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:38, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• For "No reason has to be given" Thanks for the constructive critisism ....and i'm not giving you a t-shirt either--Usewho'sname? 00:07, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Blatent POV - where POV stands for "Packer Of Voting". In other words, you're a vole fote packer. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 00:09, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against The award is for useless gobshite. Whether or not you consider this user a gobshite, Iranian Pie alone shows he is useful, and therefore unqualified for this "award." The above statement "Whether he writes good articles or not, he's quite deserving of this award" suggests that people are ignoring the "useless" aspect of the award. If you want to start a "Gobshite of the month" award to "uncelebrate" certain users, go for it, but I don't think UGOTM is appropriate here. --Hrodulf 01:23, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment You have a good point, but I just can't retract my vote. I've seen little mention of this user's ability, save the one article you mentioned and Garth Crooks. Besides, other UGotMs contribute in plenty, like Nintendorulez and Zombiebaron. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 05:01, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
    • (after having read the articles mentioned) That's it? Garth Crooks had it's charms, but Iranian Pie just seems... meh. They're too short too. And my milk's gone cold. And I need my dentures. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! _{(yell at me)} 16:27, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I'm not asking anyone to change their votes. I'm just voting and explaining my rationale. As for the examples you mentioned, it's debatable, based on my view of the award, whether it was warrented in those cases as well. As the award criteria states, the recipient must "[c]onsistantly write crap." Like I was saying, if we want a "he's/she an a&*hole" award without the writing quality aspect, we need to change the criteria for UGOTM, or establish a new AHOM award or something like that.
    
    It occurs to me that another aspect of this nomination is problematic (at least to me); it seems that Boothman was nominated, at least in part, because of how he voted on a monthly award. While I don't think Boothman deserves a medal for screwing up someone's vote count for what may well have been a frivolous reason, or no reason at all, I think it's inappropriate to nominate someone for UGOTM and identify a reason for the nomination as being how or why they voted on the site; we have a public voting system, and nominations like this, even in a situation like this, inevitably will have a chilling effect upon users voting, whether it be for awards or consensus. I don't think that's the message we should be sending here. --Hrodulf 13:05, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment I count the voting on pages as written and consistent crap. I would not get technical over Boothman. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:05, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment I'm not suggesting we de-nominate him, people can nominate anyone they want. I'm just explaining my rationale for voting against. --Hrodulf 18:33, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
        • Comment, hurrah! There is method to this experiment at last!! "People can nominate anyone they want". Boothman the mind menace, 20:03, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Comment - Method? Rationale? Experiment? What is everyone blathering on about? And all gobshites have their uses, so this is essentlally a vote for an oxymoron, which is why I'm for Boothman - even if, and I have to agree with myself here, Iranian Pie is a work of talent. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:18, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. I just read some of the articles he has written, and I must say they are all complete rubbish. --General Insineratehymn 18:02, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
• Void Now for some mud-slinging: Boothman shot Lincoln. It quotes "Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month" Boothman was banned for three whole days. Boothman is inelegible. – Preceding unsigned comment added by [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] ([[User talk:{{{1}}}|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|contribs]])
  • Void, my ass. Read this comment by RC, located down the page:
    • Consider your ass voided. – Preceding unsigned comment added by [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] ([[User talk:{{{1}}}|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|contribs]])

"Psst - little secret for ya...nobody pays attention to that rule. Flameviper was banned for more than
a day and he still (rightfully) won the title last month."

Still in contention. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY) 00:16, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

• Against.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:57, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• For - He *is* a useless gobshite. :) DaBlade (Click here to bitch. :)) 19:57, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
• Nom and for. I feel oddly compelled to vote for this guy. --Algorithm 23:45, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. BENSON WILL GET HIS AWARD! HAHAHAHAHAHA! -- Benson
• AGAINST ROGER TALK LIKE BENSON UNTIL THE NOMINATION STANDS NO LONGER --71.225.148.232 02:29, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • And if this gets me UGotM'ed, I vote against.
• For. ~ T. (talk) 02:43, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• Comment So conflicting... either Boothman or Benson. Bring on the unsmear campaigns! --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 04:54, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against This is just what he wants! Can no one see? We should be arm ourselves, now, and build shelters in the hills. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:32, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Benson got banned again, this time for a day. Here are the logs:

1. 03:41, 6 June 2006 Splaka blocked "Benson (contribs)" with an expiry time of 12 hours ("We're sorry, Benson is currently not available to take your call, he's reading our vanity policies and learning not to spam links to his moved and deleted article.")
2. 01:50, 7 June 2006 Famine blocked "Benson (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (BECAUSE CREATING MANY FORUM ARTICLES AND POSTS IN ALL CAPS IS ANNOYING.)

His total ban time for this month (so far) is one day, twelve hours. Does this invalidate him for GotM? --Hrodulf 15:44, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

• I think it has to be last month. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 17:20, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against... he's been banned a whole lot, and I think he's much more deserving of the Benson of the Month award.--<<>> 18:02, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against. BENSON is above useless gobshiteism - well, he's BENSON, isn't he? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:20, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment: The way I understood it is that you can't be banned for more than a day at a time (which makes me want to ban Benson for 1451 minutes--slightly longer than a day--just to DQ him). —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:12, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment Psst - little secret for ya...nobody pays attention to that rule. Flameviper was banned for more than a day and he still (rightfully) won the title last month. —rc (t) 19:57, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Damn. Well, then, against until I see some real gobshitery. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:51, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

• Againsty. He's just Benson. I laughed reading a User Page.--Witt E, 03:39, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
• AWARD BENSON ALL THY HONORS AND MEDALS! ~CaputosistheHorrible15:47, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
• AGAINSTThough I'm "In the league" I agree and am building a shelter Oddbod 14:17, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, because he is fricken' Benson. That should be reason enough for him to win--TKF 16:05, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Alas, Against, for the same reason above.--TKF 16:05, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

• Since both of those cancel each other out, what I'm basically saying is Abstain--TKF 16:05, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

July

MediaWiki default (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom and for. Created Main Page, which got huffed. TWICE! The sort of crap this guy comes up with... ugh. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 18:56, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. All he did was copying pages from wikipedia. --Sbluen 04:45, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Wikia (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nomination and for. Useless. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:12, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. What other wiseaguy would have the unmitigated gall to give us this? Worse than thata smartass that tried to copyright one certain letter. Egads. --Carlb 03:03, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
• For  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:35, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
• For » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:44, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
• Against.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 22:58, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. They sure are useless. --User:Nintendorulez 17:49, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
• Against, not a user. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 18:52, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, Because I bite the hand that feeds me --Olipro (sure, it's not my normal template, but I'm in an airport and Mhaille said to vote!!!)

123Fat123 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -2

Nom and For Against. This user is a terrible judge. He nominated a perfectly good article for deletion and made the worst VFH nomination I've seen. --Sbluen 02:19, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

• For.--Jtaylor1 05:39, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
• Weak Against. I'm not sure this user fulfills all the qualifications of the position. Sure, he's still learning what's funny and what not, but does that alone qualify him for UGotM? Where is the picture spamming ala Kakun? Where are the repetitive arguments of Nin and Nerd? I'm unconvinced.--<<>> 10:04, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

I looked at his contributions to the Uncyclopedia namespace and found that he actually nominated 5 articles in VFH and spammed 3 pictures in VFP. Together, that is almost as many as Kakun. None of them were featured. In this nomination, Mhaille said that he needed some sort of award for the worst photoshopping. And this is that award. --Sbluen 06:39, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

Hmm... you make a convincing argument, but I'm just going to change my vote to weak against, for now... this wasn't the worst nomination I've ever seen to VFH. That one High school that kept getting nommed before we finally deleted it is.--<<>> 12:25, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

Can you tell me how low its lowest score was? This nomination reached -6 in only 4 hours. Even Rc can't remember a worse nomination, as he said here. --Sbluen 22:45, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

No, I don't remember it's lowest score, but it was slandanity at its finest (worst). George W. Bush was certainly the least popular nom of all time... though we did have That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada get put on VFH and voted down within an hour. That was the quickest I've ever seen an article die. It was at, like, 3 in the morning, too. Why were so many people online then? Plus, it was a good article! Funny as all get out. Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is that quality isn't best judged by voting results. See George W. Bush.--<<>> 02:05, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

I remember an article Rc nommed that got a much lower score... --User:Nintendorulez 17:50, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

• I agree with the worst VFH nom ever...So a big FOR. Sir C  Holla | CUN --06:50, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
• 'Against. What an excellent user. -- Boothman 19:43, 6 July 2006 (UTC). User banned from voting. If the user continues to ignore this special rule, the user will be blocked from editing Uncyclopedia for a yet to be decided period of time. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 23:00, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

You still suck at voting. You violated your ban from voting, voted without a useful comment, forgot to update the score, and you even forgot a closing apostrophe. --Sbluen 22:31, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

• Strong Upset Against Give him more time, he still needs help "getting" the humor on Uncyc, He loves it here, and this would deter him from spreading bad word about the site here. Besides guys, I know him on another forum and he and I have been trying to create a forum or "union" if you like specificily for Uncyclopedia to spread the word. Please don't give him this "award", for what he's done he doesn't deserve it.--Wit (tawk) 04:29, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Compared to those real GOTM's, this one is nothing. Plus, what this guy did was

1. too insignificant
2. simply expressions of his own views within all given rules and boundaries.
3. not transgression of any kind but a series of random actions Sbluen unapproved of.

Uncyc is a world of opinions, Sbluen. Respect this fact, and love it. -- Colonel Swordman 13:52, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

• For... Why is no one else voting for? Um...for. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 23:02, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
• Comment - What happens if nobody else is nommed? Does he win by default, even w/ a score of -2?? -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 02:09, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I believe in that case the award defaults to Mhaille, the eternal GS. Kidding. That's actually Tompkins. I mean Spintherism. —rc (t) 04:19, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

August

Dawg (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nomination. I offer myself up to replace our banned UGotM. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 03:25, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment SU182 should get it anyway. Anyone dumb enough to get permaban'd to avoid receiving the dubious honour of UGotM truly deserves it.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:44, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Agree with MO. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:45, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

    Argh, you're right. Oh well. I just wanted to make sure the total unknown at the bottom didn't get it... And I am both useless and a gobshite. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 03:53, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

SU182 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +13

• Nomination Put Flammable on Ban Patrol for deleting his shtty article. Created a worthless template that he placed on literally 200 articles, and userpages. Asshole to admins. Horrible VFH nominations. Created many euroipods-related articles with titles like Euro[insert object here]. Generally worthless. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:33, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
• For if he's eligible, since he got a week ban. But man, that template spree... he had the changelog filled to the brim and when Tompkins rolled him back, it essentially pushed everything off the first page instantaneously. Had nothing but reverts. Amazing. --SarinZero (blabber) 22:57, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
• Comment. Oh shit, he was finally banned? -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 23:00, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Banned until August 8th! He can't even accept his nomination. ;_: --SarinZero (blabber) 23:04, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment: That's ok. He's more likely to get perma-banned than win this award anyways. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 23:12, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
• For; he's already famous for his lameness. --em|c|! ╬ 00:21, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
• For because his antics have made me laugh (OK it doesn't take much), and he deserves an award for something...--Shandon 16:24, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
• EuroFor -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 12:24058 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Kids these days... Modusoperandi 20:44, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Complete Gibberish. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:25, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. After seeing his latest VFD and VFH debacles. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:13, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. For his VFDs. - Sikon 06:09, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
• Without a doubt. Mordillo Hands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:

• Anti-For I am not useless, And I am less of a gobshite now. --SU182 11:24, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
• Comment - Sorry SU182, but it seems the majority of voters think otherwise... -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:22, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
• For improper use of VFH, NRV, Ban Patrol, templates, and Euros. --Sbluen 23:18, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
• Comment -Ouch, Flammable slammed him with a one year ban. I say we bend the rules a little this month and give him the "award" anyway. He may be the most useless gobshite ever. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 07:58, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
• Yes. Definately. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:06, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
• Nod The funny bit is that he seems to think that he is on the short list to be op'd, and tells people to vote for him on a regular basis (for op, not UGotM). --The Zombiebaron 12:15, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. He touched my userpage... I feel so violated. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 13:01, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. While I know that this vote is cast in vain, as the recipient will most likely never rematerialize on this site, I still feel that the glove fits. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:22, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Your shit smells as bad as mine. But obviously a little worse. FOR!--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 02:27, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. His shameless self-nonimation and spawning of many unfunny "Euro" pages is inexcusable. --Dbickford 19:47, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Please remove my nomination, I don't want to be a UGotM, I can prove it as well, I am not a gobshite, I have learned all my lessions and I have also learned a little more here, Please, Remove It!. --SU182 23:04, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Picture your happy place...take deep breaths <Waaaah...woooo. Waaaah...woooo>. Better? Good. Now go do something to make us regret voting for you here. Make something that's good enough to pass VFH or VFP, or at least do something without getting banned for doing that very same something (7 bans in 30 days is reason enough for UGotM). Just relax and accept your award with grace and composure.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:23, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

• For. Whining about one's nomination like a little girl wins my vote. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:21, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Wow, having reviewed this dude in more detail, I'm just floored. This guy is probably the most deserving useless gobshite ever to grace uncyclopedia with their presence. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:49, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Csm.grfD (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nomination Certainly no match for last month's winner (as the circumstances of that nom were unprecedented), but still... spamming useless "Firefox Paradox" sections and categories to multiple unrelated articles is annoying enough without adding spammed links to a user page (and User_talk:Csm.grfD reads sdrawkcab, er, backwards to make the process of posting a complaint there doubly annoying - gniyonna.) --Carlb 00:57, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
• ROF and let's not forget about the unqustionable goat!Mordillo Hands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:

transfering my vote to the former -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 08:26, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

September

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -4 billion

Nomination & For. -- 16:02, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

• Comment. Nomination withdrawn. Humor not appreciated-- 13:55, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• WTF? Have my more political works, Solid Gold, American Fundie Magazine, Freedom of Speech, missed the mark? Are my comedic pages, Walt Whitman, Admins, Das Love Boot, Canadians, HMS Potatore (with Shandon), Midlife crisis line etc, not funny? Was the Poo Lit "Honorable Mention" for Suburban homeboy accidental? Have I been unhelpful to people that've come to me with questions? Has my advice on Reefer Desk led people astray? Are my contributions to the forums, VFH, VFP, VFD, and whatnot, bothersome and unnecessary?

Are my two featured pics, Helloapocalypse & Vader Vs Lollipop Guild, bad? Are the "for" votes on VFH for the two pages of mine, and one page by Shandon and I, merely freak occurrences made by people who should know better?

Have my contributions to Uncyc been poor enough to warrant UGotM? Has my time here, particularly the last couple of months, been wasted? If so, I really need to rethink my commitment to Uncyclopedia.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:55, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

• Comment. Don't take it so seriously MO. You don't really get mocked or huffed mercilessly. It just means that your peers think you're a doofus. --SarinZero (blabber ) 23:40, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong Against. To paraphrase MO, WTF?--Procopius 23:44, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
• Comment. Actually, this is an award for people who we think are dicks, some of them are reformed dicks, but this award leaves a very prominent semen stain on their character. -Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 00:01, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong against. Me and modusoperandi are dawgs see? we got eachothers backs see G? Dawg, you see how we got eachothers backs in the Darth debate? I, however, nominate Famine, who deleted all of the lesser known Darth for no apparent reason. Darth H8r(note, I do not actually nominate Famine, as he'd probably reaveal some unknown admin skills put of the blue and ban me, then probably delete my perversely long user page out of pure spite) Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:20, 9 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Comment. It gets weirder. He's nom'd me for UotY too (a mixed message, to say the least), and with my text from above, no less. I deserve neither. UotD, maybe.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:22, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

• Against -- Yeah, okay. Sure. Don't think so. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:10, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against to the 1337th power. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 02:12, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• Absolutely NOT. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:07, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

Tom mayfair (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 Pathetic Voters

I say we give Tom one of the fake awards on his userpage for real. Nomination and eXtreme for. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 02:01, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

• Comment can we ban him for a day this month for his many attempts at dinkery so that he won't be able to accept it? UGotM is for knobs, not for users that deliberately act in a knobbish manner to earn UGotM.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:32, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

  Agreed. Don't give even this to him. This is what he wants...I think a ban will do quite nicely. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:06, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

• Comment Just wait until Apray comes and then he'll have his chance. --Sbluen 05:21, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Exactly, it's not real. Move on.-- 13:36, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I don't see the point of fighting over this kind of petty issues, so, please, just let the man have it. --The Colonel (talk) 13:30, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I don't want your award. Never nominate for any award from this place ever again. I'll take personal thanks for individual users. As Col Swordman said, "I don't see the point of fighting over this kind of petty issues". It's all a joke to me. If you can't take a joke and lack humor/humour, then that is your problem, not mine. Move on people.-- 13:36, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment. So far all you've done is stick toothpicks in the potato that is Uncyc. Now you need to submerge that potato in water and watch the roots of comedy grow.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:18, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

• Asshat, I mean For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:59, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:56, 12 September 2006 (UTC). Sorry, I found a stronger candidate.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:45, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. - He begged me to vote for him. DaBlade (Click here to bitch. :)) 13:57, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

If what DaBlade says is true (and I have no reason to belive it is not), then I will decline to vote for Tom (which is kinda like an against). --The Zombiebaron 01:35, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

It wasn't true. He asked on IRC if anyone would vote for him, but he didn't beg (that was just me messing with him.). Sorry for the confusion. Also, I'm writing this from a school computer, but when I get home, you can ask me on IRC (or for that matter, right here on Uncyc) if it really was me that wrote this, in case you for some reason don't believe me. :) -- DaBlade

• Against I refuse to reward deliberate dumbfuckery. A ban is more appropriate than an award, even if it is an award that most users try to avoid. Unless he gets banned for a day and gets this, that would be some sort of ironic irony (getting an award and not being able to accept it because you got banned for the very same things that got you the award).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:44, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

If you have a better nom, then I'm all ears. Until then, deliberate or not, this guy defines "gobshite." Whether or not he looked it up before he started acting is irrelevant. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 01:48, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

• For. Best candidate on this page. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:02, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, this user deserves a legit award, and since all the good ones are taken, we might as well give him this one.--<<>> 03:45, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

*Strongly Against, You resigned yourself from UGOTM, How can you get all these votes all of a sudden? {{Not Signed}}

• Neutral - Intentionally acting like a jackass isn't sufficient. Also, bans are more fun for that sort of thing. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:40, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Acid Ammo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

• Nomination and for. Constantly voting against other people's work to play the tuff guy. Having such "high standards" he saw no reason not to submit someone else's work to VFP and ask the credit for himself. Since then this user hasn't stopped being a dick. He's been getting points for this award for months.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:41, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Oh please oh please oh please...  c • > • cunwapquc? 13:15, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• For-Just glad I haven't been nominated.-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 16:18, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• 5UP3R1337 4G4!N57. (For the leet-impaired, that reads "Super-Leet Against.") Acid's doesn't suck. He's just a jackass. And if we nominated every jackass for GotM, then Famine, MoneySign, and Flammable would all have it. (By the way, if you nominate them for GotM, I'll ban you. Seriously.) —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA [TALK] [KUN] (16:21, 27 September 2006 (UTC))
• For Ha ha ha, can't belive I didn't think to nom him! He's just as deserving as me! Next month: Ghelae ;D. --The Zombiebaron 01:56, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Nothing personal, Acid Ammo. Unlike some people. 12:13, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - Let's just say I've heard stories... --EMC ^[TALK] 16:34, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against - While he sometimes walks the line, he's no GS or SU182. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:38, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Zana Dark (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Noination and For, Creating horrible articles, Ruining the chuck norris article, and most inportantly, Creating …·°º•ø®@» --NXWave 19:33, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

I agree, I am totally useless. Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 23:04, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

October

Slashy/Rewrite

Score: +10

• Nom and For. A more fitting gobshite of the month I have not seen in ages. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 16:50, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• Damn the requirements, I'm voting For. This is the first time I've ever voted for someone on this award, I believe. I'm glad I saved it up for this guy. --Hrodulf 17:04, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• Its what this award was designed for (although I don't know where we will put the template)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 18:59, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Since he's not a registered user he's technically ineligable, but I vote we make this the exception that proves the rule. If he wins, put it at the very top of the forum, right above the {{whining}} tag. --Hrodulf 19:34, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Even better: we can create a Memorial to an Unknown Gobshite, Known But to teh Sysop of Internets. --Hrodulf 20:36, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• For, And he does need a nice memorial.--The One and Only Czar Yah 20:39, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Nobody tell Slashy he was nommed, by the way, or else, the GOTM voting page will end up being 60+ pages long also. --Hrodulf 20:50, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• Comment If you have no clue what all this is about, by the way, see Forum:Asperger Syndrome is no laughing matter. --Hrodulf 21:00, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• For Mostly because the fact that he refuses to use a registered name only proves he is, indeed, a gobshite.Jboyler 22:52, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. There's no point in making an award for this behavior, then not giving it to the person most deserving.--<<>> 23:21, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. I can't think of an Uncyclopedian who's ever been more worthy. The only one who even comes close is Johnny Raven. I have made AS a user page on which he/she can proudly display this award when he/she wins it: User:Anonymous Slashy --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 23:33, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• Comment That is flipping awesome. --Hrodulf 23:42, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Let's hope he's not really a psycho Ass-Burger Mr. Briggs Inc. 03:32, 28 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
• Definite For Yes, we shall head forth and infuriate him some more. --General Insineratehymn 02:35, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
• For - No brainer, both this vote and the candidate.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 14:46, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
• For - Maybe this will get him/her the respect and dignity he/she wants? --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 17:15, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
• Strong for. Duh. - Sikon 15:59, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
• Comment. Wether this guy is a gobshite or not, I find the claim that not all kinds of humor should be welcomed, a legitimate one. Don't use his gobshiteness to ridiculize the claim itself.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:24, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Lt. Wyoming (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom and For b/c he has been a thorn in my side. I've been trying to get him to make a correct sig forever and he won't listen and he nom's crappy articles for VFH and does his signature like User:Lt. Wyoming and it's just annoying when you try to help someone and they don't listen. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 03:29, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

“What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it.”

~ You

Mr. Briggs Inc. (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nom and For, creating a crapload of horrible articles, being unfunny, and supporting other bad articles. --Shade [...][Praise me/Yell at me][Worthless Additions] 20:56, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
• MRRBBBRB, I'll work on 'em when I have the time... ... Blah, FOR. Mr. Briggs Inc. 21:57, 30 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?
• For one look at his user page told me that. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:13, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Ooh, which part? The length, the crappy deleted articles, my crappy articles in progress, the vandalism I kept as quotes, the vandalism I actually expanded ("Horseflies"), The obvious UGOTM Template on top of my user page, the cookie template I awarded myself, or the king-sized portrait of Darth Ame that aligns the top? Mr. Briggs Inc. 01:24, 4 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
• For --EMC ^[TALK] 01:13, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
• Strong Against. He wants the award. Badly. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:32, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Thank God, I thought I would receive this rotten stain on my name for sure!! (Ha Ha, not so easy now is it? I love mind games...) Mr. Briggs Inc. 19:46, 7 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Its clear you want it, due to your comments. You wouldnt have responded either, unless you wanted it. Hell, Shade is probably your friend and you asked him to nom you. Not removing my against. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:50, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Quote: Its clear you want it, due to your comments.

OR IS IT??!! Mr. Briggs Inc. 21:59, 7 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Comment So, CB. How many times are you planning to vote on UGotM this month? You're at two already and it's only the 7th, so by the 31st...you'll have voted, what, six and a half times or so?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:37, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Thats the plan. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:45, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Comment, I was recently banned for a day for vandalizing a page. It was a QVFD'd page (somehow that warrants a ban...) but it was apparently still a great enough offense to get me banned. Remember to please take this new development in to consideration before voting! Mr. Briggs Inc. 01:04, 10 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

• For. & LOL@his-user-page. -- mowgli 05:38, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
• For, if not just for this. -- Hindleyite 20:38, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
• For cause this is a one party system. --Sir Zombiebaron 18:03, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Damn it's hard to win an award here, even if it's a demerit. Mr. Briggs Inc. 16:08, 28 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

  You should be taking this momentary reprieve to attempt to improve your contributions to Uncyc, rather than wasting time lamenting that you aren't shitty enough to "earn" UGotM. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:57, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

  Working on a 12 Angry Men article right now. Mr. Briggs Inc. 17:02, 28 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Dawg (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: THIS NOMINATION IS FAULTY, SEE BELOW

• N - Totally useless, massive gobshite. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:35, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment. As it says above, "...You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself." --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:38, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

  Dammit. Where is a sockpuppet when you need one? Nom me, please, kind sir? » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:53, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

• Users May Not Nominate Themselves Sure I'm not an admin, but I got here first! --The Zombiebaron 00:19, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Dawg (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

- Has he written anything? No, everything's minor and unimportant. (I don't know what to do with the above section)--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 04:57, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

• Comment Let me draw you're attention to: Whack-A-Mao, Unified Law of Subsequent Albums (Quasi Featured), Uncyclopedia Vandals (Quasi Featured), Man uncyclopedia (Featured), I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler (one of my personal favorite articles of all time), and Home Haggis Maker (Featured). All of these articles are amazing. I wish I could write like that. In my opinion Dawg does not deserve this award, and really deserves UotM more, despite what the voters may say. --The Zombiebaron 00:16, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Well Zombie, he wanted someone to nom him, but he can't do it himself, I have nothing against dawg either, and I highly doubt he's done all that this month too Zb.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 06:31, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

I was not talking to you, I was talking to people who might vote for Dawg. I don't care who nommed him or why. He doesn't deserve the award. --The Zombiebaron 00:23, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Fine, sorry about that then.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 04:31, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

The "Bring Back SU182" Petitioners

• Nominiation and for. He's banned, he's dead and gone, and I want no more to do with him. You all suck for even trying. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (04:57, 5 October 2006 (UTC))
• Against Already nominated. (See User:Mr. Briggs Inc.) Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:05, 6 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

  Comment You're only one of them, unfortunately. This is for the whole shebang.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:16, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

  You mean, I could get TWO??!! Oh joy! Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:29, 6 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

No you can't get two. I should know, cause "people" have tried. --The Zombiebaron 04:03, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

• Firmly against I am one, after all. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:28, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

66.45.156.161 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)

Score: DISQUALIFIED

Nominate and for. Wrote a stupid article about UnNews (UnNews:Unews posts Lousy Article) and spelled it "Unews." Idiot. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:00, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

• Coommend Okay Zimmy. Now, we all understand how much you love UnNews, but if we nominated every IP-piece-of-shit who made an artcile called "Splaka is a Nazi", "Splaka is not so good looking", or even "Zombiebaron is a sex animal!", we would be swimming in nominations! Then we could include all those guys who write vanity, slandanity, 3 word articles, Chuck Norris related articles, et cetra! Now to you're second point. I can't spell. You've seen me "Live and Unspellchecked" on IRC. Truth (ewww) be told, I couldn't spell my way out of a paper bag. But then again, I've already won this award, so you could link bad spelling to this award. My point is, get over the crappy article, delete/NRV it, and don't use Award pages to niether fuel youre love afair with UnNews, nor punish a guy who doesn't know he did anything wrong (or at least doesn't this page exists). --The Zombiebaron 00:09, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

• Comment Hang on. If "Unews posts Lousy Article" is news, then surely that's a good thing? If it's unusual enough to merit reporting... :) -- 20:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

---

Okay, Zim. No nominating IPs for UGotM. Ban him if you're that annoyed. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (19:38, 7 October 2006 (UTC))

SOADLuver (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• N&F. This guy embodies Useless Gobshite. His absolutely awful images (all of which he nommed for VFP), make him far more deserving than anyone else here. Think Kakun, just worse. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:33, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
• For - I agree, his images are the definition of useless gobshite. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:52, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
• Comment I don't know how much difference it will make but, according to his last comment on VFP, he's quit. I'm kind of miffed that he called our humour "lame" and that he repeatedly ignored our advice...I mean, I wasted a perfectly good Nietzsche reference on him. C'est la vie, I guess. I'm sure we have worse people around than him.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:30, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

See also SOAD's last edit/suicide note: An edit to his user page. This case should be examined, as it seems we drove away a user not only through UGotM, but also through the Reefer Desk and VFP. Not that I'm pointing fingers. --The Zombiebaron 04:13, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

<poke> Ah! Mine eye! You are so totally pointing fingers! Call 911, get me an eyeballogist!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:53, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

• For - That "Durka Durka" shit really pisses me off. --Micoolio101 04:53, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Rataube (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -5

• Nomination. Also, for. --Boy Toy bitch at me 03:58, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Why? --The Zombiebaron 04:01, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Because he's from Uruguay. Also because he keeps editing the Uruguay aticle, which sucks badly. --Boy Toy bitch at me 04:03, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

This seems more like racisim on the part of Acid Ammo and less like a "real" nomination. --The Zombiebaron 04:10, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Nah, just revenge, he couldn't get the entry on Uruguay half balnked or deleted, plus I nominated him last month on the ground of plagiarism and general dickheadness (still trying to prove me right :). Acid: Vai tomar no cu (In portugese: Lets settle it down drinking tea).---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 04:23, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

• Against, and I cite the Spanish version of Uncyclopedia... which he created. 'Nuff said.--<<>> 04:18, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against, of course. Our pool of GotM candidates this month is horrible, especially considering its size. —rc (t) 05:00, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Agreed. Acid Ammo is about the closest thing to a "for" for me, but since Rataube seems mellow about the whole thing, I'll let it slide (for now).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:07, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Acid: לך חפש מי ינענע אותך (Hebrew:go and search for someone to shake you). -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:35, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. No frickin' way.  :) ~ T. (talk) 23:31, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. And it doesn't have anything to do with been my first contribution to Uncyclopedia so HE can notice me...--Fanterrant 01:23, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. AA... bad call mate, Rataube: nom AA again... it might be funny --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 19:27, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

November

Micoolio101 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

• N & F. For many reasons, generally being a moron. He ruins voting pages, and gives EMC's award to everyone he can. Also put Tom mayfairs pic on reefer desk. His stupidity = Perfect for this award. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 00:13, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
• Against. That award, while annoying, is EMC's fault (+ it's simple enough to ignore). The reefer pic was probably because on Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Chickenbox Tom said he wouldn't redo it and Micoolio101, lacking chopping skills, put in on Reefer Desk (RadX's Corner‎ would have been the correct choice, and one I would have recommended had I been paying attention). As for his voting prefs, I haven't been watching. He strikes me more as "baffled", rather than "stupid". He's been here for 3 months, granted, but I'm willing to give him more time to get his sea legs, before I'll consider voting for. Even though the logic (or, rather, the lack of it) in his nom for "the all-caps user" for WotM bugs me, if Micoolio101 is the worst that we have, then no one deserves UGotM this month.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:33, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
• Against, I don't find Micoolio101 stupid at all. Voting is based on choice. Some users make their votes on a bias level rather than a legitimate reason. So he put a picture on the reefer desk that not even the creator would take part in to help fix it. He has faith in the image & article. That's something Uncyclopedia needs more of in it's users. So what if he hands out emc's award. Atleast someone take it upon themselves to acknowledge other users with some type of praise. This place needs more feedback and what better to deliver praise, no matter how small the contribution is. I wish more users would it upon themselves to become apart of the action around here instead of just criticizing everything. 03:24, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Handing out awards other users created doesnt justify help. And voting Benson for WOTM...? Thats downright STUPID. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:29, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

No, but helping other users earns awards, even ones as daft as that piss-bucket thingy. The "the all-caps user" for WotM just isn't enough to earn UGotM, IMO.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:38, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

• Micoolio deserves no such prize. For shame, Cornbread. Against. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:39, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment - I nominated BENSON for writer of the month because I was away for two weeks and wanted to get banned for the fun of it. Duh. And besides, why not just vote SOADLuver down there? We both hate him. Oh yeah, AGAINST --Micoolio101 06:59, 24 November 2006 (UTC) 06:58, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
• FOR⁴ - He/she/it seems to think he's some sort of authority around here: edits vandalizes userpages to conform with his worthless opinions, moved FFS to UN namespace, even though it's a gag and not a policy, makes moronic unfunny edits all over the place, and generally behaves like he's lord god of the site. He's a fucking moron child overcompenstating for a well-deserved inferiority complex by pretending to be "important" here, and should be perma-banned as part of his prize package.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 11:09, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• For Agree with above.User thinks es god or something and has to get in everyones business. Unistyle 23:15, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

SOADLuver (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom & For - I know he's gone, but he really deserves an award. And I think this one suits him the most. --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 05:03, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
• Against I would vote for seeing this users stupid images but he's a little outdated.You should have nominated him earlier. Unistyle 23:16, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Gpscholar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

• Nomination and For. ~ For his almost single-minded obsession with nudity, uploading nude pictures, inserting nudes into articles where theres zero context, and creating articles about nudity. Enough already. Stop. Cease. Desist. ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 17:46, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
• For - gets my vote as he makes me look cultured and as innocent as the day is long. Thanks GPScholar! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 21:17, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Powershot dude (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

aka Azazer, Spurandthedeb, and a massive list of banned IPs and proxies

Score: +4

• Nom and for. Nominated him for the following reasons: article whoring, sockpuppetry, constant use of ad hominem, death threats, living in denial, acting like an asshole, and a slew of other reasons. For more info on this guy's actions, read Forum:What do you think about Powershot and the Shark Bite Corperation. --General Insineratehymn 21:13, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• For The award is clearly warranted in this case. --Hrodulf 23:07, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• For apparent asshole 23:17, 26 November 2006 (UTC) Unsigned vote. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 23:41, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• For apparent asshole Unistyle 00:39, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
• Against/For What he said was funny as hell, I dunno if that warrants a vote or a pardon. Seriously, death threats? Claims of grandeur? Over some mediocre articles?? Mr. Briggs Inc. 01:07, 27 November 2006 (UTC) Eh?
• Against. Please don't feed the trolls. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:10, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
• Comment If someone is actually stupid enough that they would be encouraged to mess with us by us giving them this "award," I doubt anything would discourage them except perhaps candy and porno in another room or something like that. --Hrodulf 04:25, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

  Candy and porno! Where? /me runs out of room --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:49, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

• Comment lol --Hrodulf 04:59, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
• For If someone has to win, he's gonna be the one. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:51, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

December

Drama (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +24 people who are annoyed that Drama is getting in the way of Uncyclopedia being Uncyclopedia

• Nom+For I realize that Drama is not technically a user, but this is getting out of hand. Perhaps if Drama receives a well deserved UGotM, then Drama will settle the fuck down and we can get back to being funny. That's twice that I've said "fuck" today (well, three times, now), and it's all Drama's fault. Drama, go away. Funny, come home, darling, we still love you. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:23, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Comment In protest of Drama's dramatic drama-nification of Uncyc, I'm changing my sig until Drama settles down and stops messing up the place. When Uncyc is off kilter enough that a jerk like me ends up being a voice of reason, things have gone too far. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:38, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Comment Since, except for a couple of users who are still stirring the pot (shame!), Drama seems to have cooled down, I'm changing my sig back. Make no mistake, Drama; I'm watching you. This is "Circus of the Stars", you're Leeza Gibbons on the tightrope. And I'm a stiff breeze. Can I go back to writing now? Good. You're not going to ruin my fun, Drama! <shuffles out of room. Quietly closes door on the way out> --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:41, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

• Strong for. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:32, 3 Dec 2006
• For. - Sikon 07:50, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For; Tearing us apart more than anything. More than Euroipods, more than ED, more than vandals, more than True Aspies and - dare I say it? - even more than Spang. Also, it makes Modus swear, which is in uncannily sharp contrast to his more subtle, witty comments. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 08:03, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• ÜBER-STRONG FOR Please, the drama must end. --General Insineratehymn 08:29, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Hey! - You can only vote "for" once! --AAA! (AAAA) 08:31, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Everyone else is voting strong for, so I thought I'd just do the same. And don't tell me what to do! You are not my mother! --General Insineratehymn 08:48, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
      • Of couse I'm not your mother; I'm not ugly enough! :D --AAA! (AAAA) 08:53, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
        • Well of course you are not ugly enough! My mother is as ugly as an elephant's wrinkly ass! --General Insineratehymn 08:58, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
          • I know. I managed to get a picture of her from a surveillance camera. [1] --AAA! (AAAA) 09:11, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
            • Nah, that can't be my mother, that's my aunt. My mother is much uglier than that. --General Insineratehymn 09:24, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
              • Whatever. Now who wants some Inu porn? --AAA! (AAAA) 09:32, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• For If I had known that I would help start Uncyclopedia War III (whatever we're up to, I don't know how many we've had) by retaliating for the Children of Hrodulf silliness, I would have never even turned on my computer that day. --Hrodulf 08:32, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Well, first there was the Euroipods Crusade, then there was the Great Aspie War of Ought Six, then there was Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages... I can't think of any others. --General Insineratehymn 08:55, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

    Don't forget Shootout at the Putz Coral, Spang v. Splaka & the recent Spang v. Splaka pt II. We've more than met our drama quota for this fiscal year, and March is months away. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:05, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

• Comment - UGotM this month is really getting out of hand... --AAA! (AAAA) 08:35, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• Thanks to my efforts, I have made a special userpage for drama. Feel free to continue voting. --General Insineratehymn 09:28, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. Easiest vote for UGotM I've ever made.--<<>> 12:45, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• For, I hate Drama. And you know why. 18:27, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

  Thomas Beauregard Mayfair, you go to your room right this very instant, Mister! You know you aren't allowed to play with drama in the living room. And clean up this mess before you go! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:43, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

  Yes, sir. 23:08, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

• For. I hate Drama AND THE worthless users that cause it. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:59, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

  You too, Clarence Humphrey Cornbread! Two wrongs don't make a right, Mister! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:43, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

  Haha you caught me. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:38, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

• Drama FTW! » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:16, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• For - The personification of Drama?! What a useless gobshite. *Note: e|m|c's vote counts as 18,000 standard votes, per ruling of Cornbread vs. The State of Uncyclopedia* --EMC ^[TALK] 23:10, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• For x infinity. I'd like to see one civil debate over whether it's fair to mock users in the mainspace, without things devolving into drama. Hell, one debate over anything that doesn't turn into drama. --User:Nintendorulez 23:19, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Someone actually made this as a sock. >_> --User:Nintendorulez 23:56, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
• Foar.- It's what you get for bloating talk pages and making stupid topics in the village dump.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:18, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. Take this fool off the internet. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:52, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
• For - for some strange reason... --AAA! (AAAA) 06:08, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
• For - Who nominated this person? I have a hug and a hippie with your name on them. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 18:11, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Comment The spam filter on my email filters out hippies, sadly.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:59, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Commenter - Mine does that, too, but I ticked the box that allows pharmaceutical attachments through.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 13:08, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

• For and furthermore For - David Gerard 21:04, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
• For this user needs to do like User:SOADLuver did....kill himself Unistyle 21:25, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
• $\sum _{i=0}^{11}i/14$ -- Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 21:26, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
• Fore! Because bandwagon jumping is fun, and Klaus Nomi scares me Lemon. 23:10, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
• Faw. Clowns scare me. -- 23:53, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
• For - Well this user has caused a lot of the problems around here, and to think I welcomed this guy, I and many other members have asked him to stop on his talk page, but he isn't responding. --—Braydie 23:59, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. You don't deserve my time.. agh. --♥ Lacey • clicky 00:49, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• Comment - Drama is now a real user. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:21, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• For Quit dramaing up my funny pages. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 15:56, 7 December 2006 (UTC) Wow, I voted twice and nobody cared. Neat. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 07:19, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
• For, and we can just auto-Gobshite this in? —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:30, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Probably, there should be some rule somewhere. --—Braydie 19:32, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

• For Ich kann sagen, dass ich "Drama" hasse. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:34, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. he must be Jewish. Now, MO, please send me to my room! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 12:59, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
• Fore! /me whacks Drama with a golf club.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 13:08, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

2007

January

BENSON (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

• Nom & For - Because he's not the real BENSON! There can only be one! --AAA! (AAAA) 04:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Fake or no, it's a user who made a whole five edits in june before giving up, none of which were all that obnoxious.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:18, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
• Wrong Benson. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [04:19, 2 January 2007 (UTC)]
  • Oh, but Right Benson. This is for the imposter Benson, not the real one. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:20, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Yeah, real BENSON deserves UotY. --User:Nintendorulez 20:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
      • Too far. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:48, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
        • UotY is too puny for the real BENSON. Our BENSON would need something like UotM where M stands for Millenium. ----Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:30, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. Shame on fake BENSON! --User:Nintendorulez 20:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
• For until we find a better hategoat. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 19:32, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
• FOR. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:30, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For - I just wish we had as deserving a winner as the last two months, but this fake Benson will do for now. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:38, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against, hasn't done anything. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.19.17:57
• FOR. I would've voted against the real Benson for this, but this is more true. --Anyone 18:09, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Benson (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Extra, extra strength for(lenol) - Nonymous 04:07, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - Don't try it. I did it once, big mistake. The whole of BHOP turned against me... --AAA! (AAAA) 05:29, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
• 'gainst - non-notable. Boothman 22:36, 7 January 2007 (UTC).
• For; Although I must note that I would not otherwise be voting for Benson if it weren't for his recent sockpuppetry scandal. If I were judging him just on the terms of his regular Benson behavior, he wouldn't be a UGotM, though it helps. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:00, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

• Comment, the eligibility requirements clearly state that Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Counter-comment: That hasn't stopped people before. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 16:01, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

    Counter-counter comment. Oh, so you're a wise guy, huh. Woop woop woop, nyuk nyuk nyuk.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:09, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Interjection Acttually, it's stopped many people before. Exept General Specific...but that was a special case. --The Zombiebaron 00:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Impassioned Rebuttal Hinoa's the admin here, he gets the final say. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:26, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Shocked Awe Really Squig? And here I thought that Hinoa couldn't just ban us and thus render you, me, and Modusoperandi's opinions moot. But maybe that's just my opinion, and Hinoa can come up with a better one... --The Zombiebaron 01:56, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Utter Shock I can't? –H.05:50 UTC, 01.11.2007

Utter Disbelief He can't?!--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 05:53, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Latest News Apparantly he can ban me. In fact, I don't mind it that much. Just as soon as I figure out how to unban myself... --The Zombiebaron 01:13, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Interruption We interrupt this newscast to bring you the Sports. Also, just let Benson be nom'd. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:27, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

• Against --General Insineratehymn 21:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:06, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. No comment. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:54, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
• Comment BENSON doesn't care, he just wants an award. GIMME GIMME GIMME! I'M DESPERATE FOR RECOGNITION! Benson 01:44, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

  Comment also, but a different one. /me shakes head. Tut-tut-tut. That's not the Benson I know...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:48, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment as well, yet not the same, the saddest part is the everyone knows who "He" is, but yet "He" still craves more, to the point that he may have driven off voters. --The Zombiebaron 01:58, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

• Against. Looks like he just got back and *gasp* he's making contributions to an article already? Granted, its his, but hes contributing, and his contribs aren't useless gobshite.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 05:41, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• I Approve This Message, 06:35, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• Well, he is definitely useless, and his gob is overflowing with shite, so I'm totally FOR awarding this to Benson. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.19.17:55

Comment. Now now Dawg, only one vote per person. --Anyone 18:12, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment: I was fixing the count. Quit dancing around like a fool. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.19.18:23

Comment. If I don't, will I get permabanned? --Anyone 18:41, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Mylen (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nom and For I have nominated this guy as he performed these actions: creating a template for the sole purpose of spamming, creating a forum topic in order to get people to spam this template, placing said template on my userpage WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, claiming that I am a threat to Uncyclopedia simply because I disapproved of his template spamming, creating a forum topic with the intent of creating an anarchy army, and complete disregard of Tompkins orders of not creating anymore topics dealing with anarchy by creating a topic claiming that he was now the anarchy leader of Uncyclopedia. I believe this is a substantial amount of n00bish actions that will easily get him useless gobshite of the month. --General Insineratehymn 21:27, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For because he is a template spammer and because he hates BENSON. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:07, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For because I find him irritating. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 00:51, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
• For I almost signed up before I realized it wasn't an arachnid army...--<<>> 01:11, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Yeah, he sucks. Roman Dog Bird 05:31, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
• Messing with other people's pages is a big no no. For. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 12:43, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Conspiracy Guy

Score: +1

• Nom and For He ruined the holiday season. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:51, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Shas'O'my'gosh (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

• Nom and half-assed For Against He caused Goshzilla to go crazy on IRC. Same reason, but I changed my mind Sliferjam ~ This is my new signature. Cool huh? 20:15, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against Being a useless gobshite does not entail being an attention whore. It's not supposed to be desirable, so stop this right now. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 20:18, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
• For YAY!!! AN AWARD!.--Shas 11:06, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

February

Jamesryanjcrjcr (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom & For Although I have no personal quarrel with him, that is all the more reason to seriously consider his nomination. Never banned, James's contributions are the perfect example of not contributing anything useful, or even really attempting to do so. Template spamming, being useless, etc; the essence of useless gobshittery. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:57, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
• Comment: That's Allright But If You Want Me To Be A Better Editer Then You Could Put Stuff On My Talk Page --Jamesryanjcrjcr

Metropolis (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

• Nom & For - Because he always annoyed me. He spammed other people's talk pages with porno pictures, he has a whole army of sockpuppets (without a very good reason), he has been repeatedly blocked for trolling and being ignorant, and is completely immature; I mean, look at his sockpuppets who nominated me for UGotM below just for nominating him! This is why I think he deserves this award. Also, he has the worst user page. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:51, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Completely agree with above comment. --General Insineratehymn 23:34, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - After seeing his userpage, he's a twat... even though my userpage is worse. -Paine ^TC 01:06, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against, this user did very well with his Clara Bow article.--Black & White 03:16, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - Wait, he created Clara Bow? But according to the history, it says Melmo created it! Heh heh heh, you just gave yourself away, Metropolis! --AAA! (AAAA) 07:22, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. ~ 06:28, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
• Forget 08/29/06, This guy is truely deserving on it, I say we give him a permaban. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 64.183.61.209 (talk • contribs)

Sockpuppet/Vandal --The Zombiebaron 03:27, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

• Cannot Be Nommed Was last banned on January 25th for 1 week. This is more then a day, and less then a month past. --The Zombiebaron 03:31, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, there's always next month... --AAA! (AAAA) 06:48, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Unless he's permabanned before then... --The Zombiebaron 03:01, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

But in that case, we're going to give it to him anyway, as we did when SU182 was perma-banned, considering he is such a useless gobshite. --General Insineratehymn 23:46, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

AAA! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

• Nom & For - This user is a fucking worthless pile of trash.--Black & White 03:20, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - He's a worthless excuse for a human. I totally agree.--Uran00b 03:24, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - I have never met any cunt bucket that was more annoying than him--Gigantor 03:28, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - OMG, I wish he would just leave!!!--ARE YOU READY!?!? 03:32, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - This user is a new level of annoyance.--74.234.57.29 03:35, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - He gives us a bad name. Just knowing he exists makes me sick.--66.177.73.137 03:37, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against...and stop fucking using sockpuppets, Metropolis. Seriously. There's milk in my fridge that's more mature than you.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:37, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - He very much reminds me of the steaming dog shit I find lying on the streets. Makes me sick.--Melmo 03:39, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Webgeek111 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +10

• Nom and For In a mere month or so, this n00b has impressed a series of UnNews contributors by his astute and timely edits, which have rendered the funny into the stooooooopid, the witty into the eye-crawlingly inane and the careful-crafted into the endearingly immature. He is a true rebel amongst rebels, demonstrating that you need neither a sense of humour nor the ability to write to "improve" other people's work. I propose that the great and good of Uncyclopedia should reward him for his time here, and then politely and delicately ask him to leave. He would be a worthy recipient of this award. --Zeeboy 11:18, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I've enjoyed reverting my articles from his edits. --Composure1 14:27, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I took a peek at his contributions, and they were all shit. I think that giving him this award will be perfect retribution against him. PS I guess I'll have to nominated Metropolis next month. --General Insineratehymn 23:12, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I called him first! I get to nominate him! Anyway, For. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:33, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment Fine, you get nominate him. /goes to pout in a corner --General Insineratehymn 02:05, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Not mentioning that (s)he attributes phrases to other user's sigs in his(er) own talk page. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 01:36, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For. This dickweed vandalized my news articles UnNews:YouTube ordered to remove 100,000 videos and UnNews:New Waterford residents prepare for Glory Hole Classic. I'd vote twice if I could, this guy should be banned --Uncle J 02:22, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
• Vary For not only are his edits not funny but they are biased to a conservative view and being biased is not funny its stupid. and on that note he vandalized quite a few of my pet projects on his way to the Un News articles. As far as I am concerned my opinion of him still stands. He has NO REDEMING VALUE.--AyumiKitada 05:06, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
• For His edits are very stupid. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• For. What an idiot, vandalizing UnNews articles... --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:38, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Man. He's worse than me.--THE (NOT SO NOBLE) ZEROTROUSERS 07:29, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 04:03, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

March

Braydie (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 Happy Fun Time Votes

• Nom and For, I can't see why this hasn't happened before. -- The Zombiebaron 00:25, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

*F☭R, 00:26, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

• For Putting the "FUN" back in "UGOTM." —rc (t) 00:29, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Nobody expects the UGotM! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:31, 29 Mar 2007
• For. U GOT EM! lol -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:32, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Some jokes aren't funny. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:36, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Unsuitable. --Hrodulf 00:39, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• for because he infiniblocked starnes who was more worthy of the award --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:45, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - FU BRAYDIE. And per UNKNOWNFILE. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain --AAA! (AAAA) 01:40, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment So you want a good person to get a bad award for doing the right thing? Madness! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:35, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

COMMENT. THIS IS SPAR-TA!!!!<<>> 01:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

• For He totally deserves this.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 22:55, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Braydie doesn't deserve awards. -- Mitch 01:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
• For purely because this archaic voting method still exists. You have failed. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 01:34, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain because I want to vote for DiZ instead. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 15:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - and about time too. I was thinking of nomming Mhaille this month, so maybe I'll do that later. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against I'm all for making UGOTM fun, but Braydie? The Braydie? As in the famed Brayderick "Braydie" Brayderson III of Buckinghamfortworthshire? This I cannot stand for. But lol at Bradaphraser's comment. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:15, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 16:40, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Zerotrousers (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Self Nom+for He is a complete and utter, Irredeemable load of bats piss. He sincerely reminds me of the pieces of steaming elephant turd droppings I occasionly find on the left side of the road.--[[User:Shas'O'my'gosh|Shas]] 11:57, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I totally agree with Shas. I deserve this award completely.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 12:01, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Cannot be nommed - Sockpuppetry with old account, and self-nommed. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:48, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

DiZ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 ghey donuts

• For Trying to foist his religious beliefs on us. Next time use the HowTo.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Jedravent (talk • contribs) diff
• Against For others trying to devalue his religious beliefs on him. Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Eh?
• For because he won't shut the fuck up, Steve! You're scaring him! Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 15:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Starnestommy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

• For. In the last few weeks, this guy has succeeding in pissing off many an admin on both Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has frequently flooded in the Uncyclopedia IRC channel, supposedly to "test bots", and has made a complete fool of himself. I believe that he is therefore fit for the award. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 07:18, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I am a complete, irredeemable dumbass. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 07:21, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For: His contributions (none) are appreciated by the Uncyclopedia community. Let's hope he never attempts to contribute. --EMC ^[TALK] 07:33, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• against because I'm going to nice for the first time in quite a while. Zombieninja666
• For - because he wants the award, and I'm helping him. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For emc said it. —Braydie 12:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For per nom. --General Insineratehymn 17:14, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

*F☭R, because I was denied the award and I can't let that happen to him, too. He's worked as hard for it. You're my boy, Starnestommy. 20:27, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• For because all the cool kids are doing it... --CaptainKickass 20:58, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, if he's not banned already. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• Comment. He was banned for a day by Hinoa, but that makes him still eligible. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• Comment I was unbanned about two hours later by Tompkins. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 21:10, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• Fooooooooooor! --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 21:10, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
• Bloody hell - Infinite block at the last second by Braydie. Can we still give this to him anyways? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:02, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• Uneligable -- The Zombiebaron 00:30, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

April

Azzo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 ED Haters

• For believing anyone who is a decent human being could pretty much go fuck themselves, I nom this boy. --T.K.F. 01:17, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
• For ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA SUCKS ASS!!! IT'S MADE OF SHITE AND FAIL!!! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:50, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Comment That's an unusual thing to hear from a goatse fan, starnes.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 01:01, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

• Strong For This user makes Wikipe-Tan cry.

---Han Solo (Flame)< 23:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

• For- Call his parents too.--Scott 03:03, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
• For He is a sick, horrible person by the sounds of it. --Brayds2006 03:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For I want to be famous. Nuke France. Azzo 08:20, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
• If I could vote for 100 times I would. --Emmzee 01:39, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against Don't feed the trolls. --General Insineratehymn 23:08, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• against --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:59, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• against He's just a man expressing humble oppinions, not to harm anybody (except little girls) --Emperor Walter Humala 05:18, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Calum404 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 blanking sprees

• Nom and For, nothing but a useless wanker who thinks that blanking pages is funny. This'll probably only encourage the stupid bastard, but there you go. --El Zoof 13:50, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
• Comment. Look at Starnes/Zerotrousers below. Do you actually think the admins are stupid enough not to ban him? This'll end up ineligible. Sorry if this came out a bit harsh, but I can't but it any other way. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 9/04 13:53

Excuse moi, but did you just call me a vandal?--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 01:00, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

• • Yup, ineligible, Braydie got 'im for a year. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 9/04 20:33

thereisnofork (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 non-existent forks

• Nom and For, registered, writes crap....need I say more?--Pendolino 20:10, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Savethemooses (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 moose savers

• Nom and For, the reasons? Look at all of these "Featured Articles": Pot v. Kettle, Mediocre Britain, Spanish Inquisition, Seven Deadly Sins, Teletubbies, Phonics, Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies, Lord Byron, Kool Aid, World War I (video game), iPod yocto, J.D. Salinger, UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted, Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes, Z, Wall Street Crash of 1929, Pontius Pilot, HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish. I mean...seriously folks. -- The Zombiebaron 19:49, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against. No ZB. I'm this months UGotM. Me. Me!. ME ME ME!!!!.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 10:54, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • You can only vote once. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:48, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against. April 1th is over, Zb. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:38, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Now if you would only cast the same vote against the bloke I nominated for UotM... -- The Zombiebaron 22:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Comment. Now you're being silly. Before, too. Also, after. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:57, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

• Extreme lesbian. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:13, 4 Apr 2007
• For I feel like winning something without exerting any effort. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:34, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

18 featured article is "any effort"? Show off. -- The Zombiebaron 04:14, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

• For When was your last useful edit, huffing, or block? --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:37, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - Blocking a Metropolis sock when it attacked my user page. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:15, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. But only becouse Zombie alredy got this one.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:42, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

*For revenge vote --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:52, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

• Switching vote to someone else --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:54, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

• For Zombiebaron's request is something I will laugh at, but it's funnier still to imagine STM with a UGotM on his Uncyclopedia uniform. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.04.19.02:07
• For, due to his recent temporary Main Page vandalism (reverted in less than a minute). Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:39, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Zerotrousers (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 lost pairs of pants

• Nom & For - Well, just look at these links. At that Award template on the bottom, where he changed UGotM to "Zerotrousers of the month". And I can tell he wants this award badly. He nominated himself last month, which was revoked because it was a self-nom (and used with his old account). See, Zerotrousers? I told you I'd nominate you... --AAA! (AAAA) 21:14, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I seriously agree with AAA!. I am such a useless stream of golden bats piss that i completely deserve this award. P.s (AAA, Thx for the nom)--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:28, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
• For What a man wants, he should get. Zombieninja666
• For If he wants it that badly, let's give it to him. --General Insineratehymn 05:09, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• For He obviously wants it, so we should give it him... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 11:17, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• Can't be nommed. He got blocked for just over a day. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:17, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
• Comment I'm trying to sort this out on Zombiebarons Talk Page.» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:30, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
• Comment - Rules have changed. He's still eligable. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:10, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Why were the rules changed? The vote on Miniluv is currently at -2. Also, were the rules to change, it would be at the start of the month, to have an even playing field. -- The Zombiebaron 06:03, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm just obeying what an admin did. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:27, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

• For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:38, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Starnestommy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 links to goatse

• Nom and for because he was so close to winning last month. And boy do I have a lot to say about this gobshite. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 19:42, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
• For -- And I'm still useless (except for reverts...) --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:19, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

"Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month." Come on, you know the rules by now. —Braydie 20:23, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

I know the rules full well; I just don't care. If we had paid any attention to them in the past, there'd be three less names up there. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 12:12, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Well take it down then.. —Braydie 21:30, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

DiZ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 prophets of Ouroboros

• For. He tried to foist his religion on us. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:46, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• against --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:17, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Are we going to have this every month now? ~ 05:05, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Dead joke.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 08:19, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

You can only vote once. -- The Zombiebaron 19:34, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

My other vote was made ineligable. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Zerotrousers (talk • contribs)

Alright. -- The Zombiebaron 04:16, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Not anymore. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:13, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

See my comment above. -- The Zombiebaron 06:04, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Changing my vote.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:00, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

• For. I think this was a long time coming. --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 17:22, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Ouroboros is great, but your preaching is too much! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:37, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against. At least until we finish our never-ending chess match. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 21:22, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • You can only vote once. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:30, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
    • This is a little confusing. So I've voted for one guy and I can't vote against this one? -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 00:34, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
      • Yeah... although it doesn't actually say that, per se. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 00:37, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Spread the religious propoganda elsewhere, buddy. --Emmzee 01:36, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines
• Against He is too good for UGOTM. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:53, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
• Comment - I have never forced my religion on anyone. You cannot prove this! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:17, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Does not consistantly write crap. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 23:30, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Down with Ouroborosim BENSON is better then user:DiZ--Scott 03:20, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Chronarion (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 lazy founders

• Nomination and for. Didn't even give a State of the Wiki address this year. I am very disappointed in him. >:( —Hinoa KUN (talk) (the about to be lynched) 21:08, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For O captain my captain! --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 21:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For - Is he even still on here? --AAA! (AAAA) 00:26, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against - Because i don't want him to ban me. --Dork lord 21:04, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
• For - I've been busy, but not busy enough not to vote myself for being a useless gobshite --Chronarion 01:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
• For'--Scott 13:05, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Walter Humala (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7 manjii/swasthyas/not nazi ones

• Nom and For. For the swastika in the sig and other bullshit, as placing the FFS in my user page without actually nominating me, just as a way to retaliate my vote for him at that page. If you admins are too shy to "censor" this moron, let's just show our love to him. Yet I don't know if he fits the UGotM conditions, that is, if he was banned last month. At least his name doesn't appear in the block log. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 21:14, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• For: I've hated this guy all my life. Isn't he on probation or something? --EMC ^[TALK] 22:27, 7 April 2007 (UTC)\
• For.Per his sig and his idiotic user page et cetera. ~ 20:56, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
• For.Hammers and Sickles are one thing. Swastikas are another. At least communism has some moral value in it.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:02, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
• I think I speak for all of my fellow Jews. --TKF 20:58, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Retract my vote to Nom someone else --T.K.F. 01:13, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

• For --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:54, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Give this racist nazi prick what he deserves. --General Insineratehymn 00:13, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Has now taken to claiming that templates are protected when they aren't - mightily amusing. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against I suck way more than he does: I am a "loser" (thanks User:High Gen. Grue for the moronic choice of adjective I will boast henceforth) with no heart. Azzo 22:44, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Just one vote, kiddo. And, if you're trying to get this prize, you're a hell of a loser. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 22:48, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

• Notice: All whining moved to a special page. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 19:11, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

May

Mhaille (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4haille

• Nomination and For, I'd say that he's worked hard enough, eh? -- The Zombiebaron 02:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
• For - absolutely. I think the hundreds of Noel Coward quotes is what made my decision. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:01, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
• For --AAA! (AAAA) 03:16, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
• No. Don't be silly. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 04:58, 1 May 2007 (UTC) - Retreating to nominate another user. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 15:33, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against. He's no SU187. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:11, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
• For if he actually wants it, and Against if he doesn't -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:30, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For FU MHAILLE.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:09, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Revenge vote. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:32, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
• For You asked for it. DIE! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:09, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
• Comment He vandalised my vandalism of Blatant Vandalism --» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 08:46, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Remember this? --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
• STRONG AGAINST FU Zobmie —Hinoa talk.kun 19:54, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
• STRONG FOR -- {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 11:09, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
• A☭AINST, I <3 him like a girl in a plaid skirt. 05:51, 22 May 2007

Disqualified, got banned for 25 hours. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:51, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Hinoa, normally the ban has to acctaully last over 24 hours to count, but I'll give you the nod based on Mhaille's unban comment. -- The Zombiebaron 23:48, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

"You cannot have been banned for more than a day in the previous month to be eligible for UGotM." And that's what it always said. BURN! --AAA! (AAAA) 02:36, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Spang (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -3. Also, FU SPANG

• Nom and For FU SPANG. --General Insineratehymn 23:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)Voting for another user
• For. FU SPANG. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:26, 4 May 2007 (UTC) I blindly follow Insineratehymn's lead.
• Against. <3U SPANG -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:30, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against <3U SPANG -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
• FU SPANG Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 21:53, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

Zerotrousers (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 pineapples hanging from your neck

• Nom and for. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 15:25, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For - Yeah, he did create Tpdne. Attention seeker, plain and simple (which is why we probably shouldn't give him this, but ah well). –—Hv (talk) 15:33, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against. NAB: You are taking this award too seriously, it looks like if you were looking someone to punish each month. Walter Humala I understund, but this? You said it yourself, a bit too N00bish, not a federal crime, no szvastikas in his sig.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:16, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Because we've tried most other things to shut him up, and giving him this silly award he's been after is the only remaining possibility that might do it! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:59, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
• For --AAA! (AAAA) 03:20, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 21:54, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
• For He put the original Contents up for VFD and it got deleted. I believe that giving him this award will be perfect justice for his actions. --General Insineratehymn 15:26, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. He's one of those people I find generally annoying. And for the record, Contents in the trash is way worse than Swastikas in the sig (though I still hate the fuckin' name Walter) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:30, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

I retract my vote to nom someone else. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:51, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

De-retract'd! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:10, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment What the hell have i ever done to annoy You?--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:12, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

You advocated the deletion of Contents, and was successful :O that's besides the point, though, because my nom of Walter stands and my vote is de-de-retracted. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:04, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

• Note: comments moved to talk page.
• Alright ladies and gents, once again Zerotrousers has got himself banned for a day, and is no longer in the running for UGotM. Now, before you all start yelling, pointing, and voting to change the rules, I'm just going to point out that Zerotrousers wanted to be banned, and even reported himself to Ban Patrol. -- The Zombiebaron 17:23, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
• It is stated up there "more than a day". One day is still not more than a day, unless you extend his ban. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 17:24, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh god, don't tempt me. -- The Zombiebaron 23:21, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

I got unbanned.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:53, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

And then got banned again for a week. -- The Zombiebaron 01:34, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

And then got unbanned again... and vandalized one of my subpages. Ironically, it was the the home of the old Contents. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:18, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

I don't get your guys' feelings about this dude. On the one hand, he seems to be thought of as somewhat douchey, but that may be just online sarcasm I'm too dense to pick up on. He seems to be established in this community, but is he the village idiot, the village punching bag, or the village class clown?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:55, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Let's say that he is an ill-talented court jester whose main prank is grabbing the King from behind and humping on his ass. I have a guess that he is trying to get permabanned and turn into somewhat a new NintendoRulez-like martyr. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 20:11, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Walter Humala (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 people on Wikipedia enjoying his presence

*Nom + For. You know you want to. This bad boy needs second helpings. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:36, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment: why? Now every month will we have the same UGotM? He repented from his sins and yet was crowned king of the fools (I think very deservingly). What more? Bonfire? -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 15:18, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Why not? Bonfires are fun for the whole family! Let's go ahead and get an effigy while we're at it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:50, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

• Can't be nommed - Won last month. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:39, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Ah, I was wondering if it was legal or not. I asked on IRC twice but no one answered, so I assumed it was. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:09, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

People can win any award only once. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:52, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

J'accuse! You totally made that up. People can win (see Todd Lyons & Emmanuel Goldstein); it's just generally not done. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:54, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

:I second that. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Good for him. Also, winning an award twice in a row just isn't right. Maybe later on in the year... --AAA! (AAAA) 03:42, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

There isn't any regulation forbidding that. There is only the simple fact that we have other people deserving, and he wasn't THAT bad. He was nasty. But not THAT bad. ~ 17:44, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

In that case, I keep the nom. Come on people who voted for Zerotrousers, vote for someone who only might be ineligible instead of someone who is completely so! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:29, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

• Well, since it seems that I'm the guy who likes to rain on UGotM's parade, I'll just come out and say that Walter Humala can't win two months in a row. There. I said it. -- The Zombiebaron 01:38, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Then how about his twin brother Halter Wumala, who just happens to have the same exact userpage? Seriously, we don't really want Mhaille to win this do we? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:56, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

I can think of nothing funnier. -- The Zombiebaron 14:59, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Have it your way, I retract my nom, just to stop this bickering. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:31, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1 terrible reskins/party poopers on VFP and UGotM

• Nom + For, because it would be ironic if he won this twice (see above). Also, because everyone else is disqualified or Spang. Also also, because he made UGotM very confusing this month. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:04, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against - I kinda want to see the double. On the side, when Zero was unbanned after the first one (the one day one) wasn't he back and eligible for a bit? –—Hv (talk) 22/05 20:09 - And after all that, a half decent candidate occurs. –—Hv (talk) 22/05 20:27

Yes, but he was quickly de-eligized again. Eligiblized? Eligibilized? Whatever. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:11, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

My point is, Mhaille is re-eligible in that case. –—Hv (talk) 22/05 20:12

Zero was banned for 24 hours, which is exactly a day, to my belief, though Mhaille was banned for 25 (which might be more than a day). Yeah, it's a stupid rule that I don't necessarily agree with, but I think it's still a rule? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:19, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

I thought Zero was banned for longer. –—Hv (talk) 22/05 20:21

After the first ban, I think. That's why it was controversial? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

He is currently having more banned than unbanned days each week. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 20:24, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

The confusing thing is that ZB unblocked him to give him a longer ban, then gave him a shorter ban. That's what's making everything unknown. I think. –—Hv (talk) 22/05 20:27

Add the two ban times. It's easier that way. -- The Zombiebaron 00:50, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

For That reskin is the worst. HAET HAET HAT! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:21, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

• Against. He's no SU187. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:25, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against - this is the best I can do to counteract Hinoa's rigging of the votes. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:56, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against, as he already won the award. --General Insineratehymn 01:58, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment: And? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:00, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Pendolino (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 image whores

• Pronto! Now we have a candidate, I guess. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 20:24, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
• Conditional For: if my ZB nom fails, the Mhaille nom comes bacn, AND if he doesn't get promptly banned in the next few day(s). -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:27, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Scrap that, I have a customer. Vote for Pendo on SotM, though. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:28, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

• For, though he'll probably be infinibanned as a sock before the end of the month or something. –—Hv (talk) 22/05 20:30

Comment: so we politely ask admins to hold his ban until he gets the prize. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 20:32, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

• Two bans for over a day in less then a day. The final of which will never end. Next time, use Ban Patrol instead of UGotM, please. -- The Zombiebaron 23:45, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Sigh... Can't we have a honest, mediocre and unfunny user who is not a complete troll? -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 23:47, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

You mean like Zombiebaron? He seems to be ruining our fun a lot over here, we should totally vote for him ;) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:54, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

I agree. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:48, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Starnestommy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8 people talking to him?

• nom & for - nominated a shit article for featuring. he's obviously doing this for attention, so he deserves something better than a thousand buckets of piss --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:22, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
• Against. If people accepted your mentality, then people who don't deserve this award at all would have it a thousand times, like Insineratehymn and Rcmurphy. Don't be hatin'. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:24, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

• Strong For! He ruined my devious plans for UGotM this month! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:37, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

• For I almost won in March. Also, tie-breaking. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:29, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
• For as this person is one of the few to actually fit the requirements for UGM. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 02:31, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
• For - Because we need someone to win this month. FU ZB. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:34, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. He wants to. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:34, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 03:02, 30 May 2007
• For --General Insineratehymn 22:55, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

June

Gert5 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +10 failed VFH outings

• Nom + For. Anyone who has ever been to VFH or VFP knows this guy is the Kakun of 2007. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:02, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
• FOR Nominates article. Gets voted off 4 - 1, the one being his own vote. Renominates same article next day without bothering to do a single edit. I'm waiting with bated breath to see how well it does this time. The Oblong Lobster 21:40, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
• For. An annoying user. Period. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:43, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
• For Don't let this end up like his VFH noms. Just don't.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:16, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
• Yoi! Two more F0R votes and it will get serious. --Private Gert5 UGotM 08:06, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Plus, I hate myself, my work and I also had to add the VoteGOTM template onto my userpage MANUALLY, no thanks from n00bs and you peopäl. --Private Gert5 UGotM 08:12, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

• For I can't think of anyone who deserves it more. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest
• For. The annoyances on VFH and VFP are, well, annoying, but the entirely unwarranted dig at SBU below (under Zerotrousers' section) was, um, entirely unwarranted. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:32, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

• What's this? People digging me while I'm away? /me throws soggy sandcastle at Gert, and then forgets to vote for. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:44, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

• For Deserves this award a lot more than Zerotrousers. --General Insineratehymn 18:38, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
• For - Yeah, I think this is our man for this month. Hopefully he won't get banned like everyone else. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:37, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
• Not just the fact that he votes against every single image I've ever had on VFP, honestly, but he more than deserves this award for his contributions to VFH and VFP. A star in the making. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 12:55, 23June 2007 (UTC)

Sith Penguin Lord (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 People who don't understand the Catholic Church

• Nom and For His constant leaving of comments in CAPS and his only real edit to an article being an adding of a Russian Reversal and a Snakes on a Plane Joke The Oblong Lobster 22:02, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm going to have to abandon my own nomination. There are bigger, uglier fish to fry. The Oblong Lobster 21:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

• For! He made me angry that one time. Seriously, check his contribs. They're pretty much the epitome of "useless gobshite." -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:31, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

My particular favourite is him taking four edits to call somebody a retard on Talk:Jerry Fallwell.The Oblong Lobster 22:51, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Retracting my vote, as I found someone (could you believe it?) better. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:03, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

• For. They actually warranted the use of welcome template. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 00:38, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Zerotrousers (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7 People who lack a pair of pants.

*Nom & For - Give a reason. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:43, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

• For Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 00:08, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• Abstain, since I'd like to use my against somewhere else, but he really hasn't done anything bad of note lately. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:09, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
• For. That's not very nice.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:50, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
• For 1.) He begs for it. 2.) He nominated the original Contents for deletion 3.) He continually makes an ass out of himself. --General Insineratehymn 22:01, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
• For Benson's an old in-joke, Zerotrousers blanked my userpage, and he's a giant douche. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:11, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
• For. How do we beatbox around ZT? We go, "DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE." And if he does win this then can he stop being stup? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:20, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• For Probably gonna get himself banned, but what the hell. I'll try.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:59, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• For--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  08:02, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
• Onay If anyone needs UGotM it's SBU --Private Gert5 UGotM 10:19, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Comment. So, how many times are you planning on voting? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:30, 15

June 2007 (UTC)

• Abstain I don't see the problem here. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 13:23, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

And another one gone, another one gone, and another one bites the dust... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:12, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

UNKNOWNFILE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 carp haters

• Nom + For. I don't know if it's his general bastardness, his innate shmuckhood, his refusal to be a gentlemanly asshole, or just the plain obnoxiousness of his all-caps name, but I got an inkling that this little lad deserves this award. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:07, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Reinforcing this nomination on the grounds that he purposely got himself banned as to avoid possibly winning, then acting like a total jerk afterwards. Also, carps. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:41, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

• • Comment - You also forgot to mention his love affair with ED. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:22, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
• For. lolgrues --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:08, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
• For For nominating me. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 04:10, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
• Strong Against -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:11, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
• against because the wiki does not equal irc --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:12, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Then why did you nom Starnes to win last month, since that whole Ct fiasco was almost purely an IRC thing? And why did you vote against articles on VFH without giving a horsehair of a reason more than "whoring on IRC"? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:14, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Comment Dude! Chillax! Let's not let whateveritis that's tearing you two apart come between the love that you share with each other. Think about the children! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:18, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

hello sirs, we encourage further commentary at my talk page on this issue, let's keep this for voting mmkay --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:19, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

I have no further comment, this nom stands. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:19, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

• Against - I will never vote for a useful VFD contributor, unless either they really deserve it or I get nominated. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:21, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
• "For--Shandon 07:00, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
• For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:59, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
• Against. I haven't seen any real jackassery. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:10, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Whatever happened to "He's no SU182"? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:12, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Comment. That's a given. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:18, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

• Against. He's no SU182. Is he still infinibanned btw? ~ 15:19, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
• Against. –—Hv (talk) 3/06 15:22
• For he is a very bad fellow to insult the Grue Army. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• For - Everything on VFD of his is just 'Cruft.' --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 16:26, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
• Against You people should nominate me for UotM instead. --General Insineratehymn 18:38, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

I fixed your statement, it's much more accurate now. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:12, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

• Strong For: The hemorrhoid of Uncyclopedia. Though his works on the VFD are enough to gain my respect, he's still a huge dick. And I've seen my share of dicks. --EMC ^[TALK] 03:54, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Now that is a disturbing statement. ~ 21:12, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

You clearly haven't been on IRC enough. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:35, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

• Ineligible as of (03:07, 10 June 2007 (UTC)), thanks to an almost-self-ban. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:07, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Forget it, by ZB's word he's still eligible. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:38, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Retracting the nom, his time obviously isn't this month. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:27, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Kirbypop (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 BEANS!!!

• Nom/For Per his ridiculous leavings on the Main Page, his ridiculous userpage, and his leaving of the article BEANS!!!, which no longer exists. I admit it was a good laugh at first though. --RAHB 00:00, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

The internet police sucks too... --RAHB 02:35, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

• 'til lil chezzz comes back I'm an American, I guess I just feel the compulsive need to vote whenever possible (and I was rather perplexed by his Main Page message) --THINKER 22:57, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Jimbo Wales (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 Foreign Kings

• Nom - No one else seems to be getting many votes this month. Let's see how this guy goes. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:00, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
• For - Take this for banning me from Wikipedia. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 22:29, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
• For Jimbo, why are you here? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• Conditional for. Needs to be on FFS too. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:16, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
• For Vandal.tell him about too on his wikipedia user page:Jimbo wales--Scott 02:27, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
• For Revenge on His High Powers On Wikipedia.--Sir Manforman 22:38, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Java7837 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7 extremely fucked up signatures

*Nom + For. Some of his "contributions" include, but are not limited to: Grue Killer, putting Holocaust Tycoon on VFD, creating numerous talk pages with the text "i hate red links", and being a general annoyance on IRC. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:51, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

• For Also, he never fixed his sig, as it is currently spewing code everywhere. --General Insineratehymn 23:01, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
• For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:13, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• For - Because he spammed about 240 pages with a lame category. It took me, sannse, and a few others 1 1/2 hours to clean up, dammit! --AAA! (AAAA) 02:55, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• For He still owes me fifty-thousand republic credits for ripping-off Grueslayer! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:58, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• for - i may be twatmeister eXtreme, but this guy takes the cock cake --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:02, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• FORE!!! Grue Killer sucks. I WANT MY ROYALTIES FOR HIS RIPPING OFF GS!! 50 BILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS! His sig sucks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• banned for three days, thus this nomination is null and void --» >UF|TLK|▋» 13:28, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Famine just gave him a permaban. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:52, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Fonchezzz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8 bratty siblings

• Nom + For. This guy is pretty much the definition of gobshittery. Even better, he hasn't been disqualified yet! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:26, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
• for can't get much more useless or gobshitey than this. --THE 23:28, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
• HA I love this kid --THINKER 23:30, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
• FOR! The epitome of gobshitery! I should know; I share the same living quarters as him.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:33, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
• far Confusion is my epitaph.--Fonchezzz 23:36, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
• For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:11, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
• 4 Because he left an annoying message on my talk page. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:54, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
• Oh my yes, this guy seems to thrive on being a gobshite. -- The Zombiebaron 19:56, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Another one bites the dust... -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:02, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Damn it! He's the only one I actually had an opinion about.. :( --THINKER 22:08, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

This is getting ridiculous. Maybe we should enforce a "no banning UGotM nominees for non-serious offences" rule. Or maybe not. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:34, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

I don't get it.... I was on a roll....roll as it CRESENT ROLL HAHAHA--Fonchezzz 00:34, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

High Gen. Grue (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -2 useless flamewars

• Nom and for. This user has been in my sights for quite a while. Ever since he showed up and started the Grue Army without doing anything of importance, all he has ever done is spam the wiki with one liners in classic examples such as Grueslayer and TYATU. When TYATU was up for deletion, instead of just voting keep and shutting up about it, he decided to turn into a Nintendorulez and whine and bitch senselessly. I'm aware that his cabal of Grue Army sockpuppets will come and vote against vigorously, but that doesn't hide the fact that he is using his overbloated ego to hide the fact that he is a gobshite. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:38, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Weird, man. And Grue Army members, no "against" votes just because you're in the grue army. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:48, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

• For - Ego + No other good candidates (IMO) = Vote. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 17:51, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

No good candidates? I believe Tortilla the Hun is now legal as of today. Not to mention Zerotrousers and Gert5 up there. And if I had a vote (I sadly spent it on the aforementioned Gert), I'd vote Against on this not because I'm a blind follower of the Grue Army, but because HGG actually does help around here. And calling Grueslayer and TYATU a "collection of 1-liners" is a grave misconception. Unknownfile obviously just doesn't understand the concept of a collaboration.-- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:46, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

It's in the past month, so Tortilla is out, ZT hasn't really done much bad lately, and I don't frequent VFH, so I don't really know about Gert5. And the others are either disqualified, or I haven't heard of them. That's my reasoning. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:50, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Tortilla's ban is 30 days old today, I believe. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:54, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Struck vote, as it was, frankly, shite. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 11:15, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

• [Insert- AAGH! IT'S A CLICHE!!] meening f0r --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:20, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

*Strong For. His grue army is a waste of time and is mentally retarted. There are generals, soilders and stuff in the Grue Army, but just anoyying templates on his soilder's user pages. His work is useless and the Grue Army doesn't have any more powers than the average user. The Grue Army is a waste of time and there's better things to do on Uncyclopedia, STRONG FOR! --Sir Manforman 16:26, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry if a single template outweighs the burgeoning amounts of credited help we do as a collective of non-admins for Uncyclopedia. And I'm sorry that I never see you do anything of that sort, so before you start criticizing a body on Uncyclopedia, it would be good if you had actual evidence to back up your claims. Just saying ^__^ -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:40, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

*Comment No offense captain, the admins fight the vandals, not you guys. The templates on your user page's annoy me. --Sir Manforman 17:51, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

The admins delete and ban, but the majority of the actual little fixings, QVFDings, VFHings, VFDings, vandalism revertings, Ban Patrollings, Pee Reviews, and just plain quality article making are done by non-admins. See: MadMax, Insineratehymn, Comma Brigade, and finally, the Grue Army, to name a few. Don't think I got this rank just by idling. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:58, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

*Comment But to have an army on the internet, that doesn't make any sense. Your not going to change my mind on those annoying templates. Although you should make Uncyclopedia better, you don't need an army. Your work could be done without an army so therefore I voted for High Gen. Grue. Sorry Captain. --Sir Manforman 18:05, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Ah, Manforman, you have the beliefs of UNKNOWNFILE. I fully encourage you to have your own opinion, but I assure you, the Grue Army really does contribute in many ways. I don't care if you vote for, and TKF really worked hard without many rewards, and achieved his rank. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:54, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Comment. This page amuses me less and less. Point of fact, it no longer amuses me at all. Soon, I suspect it will generate negative amusement. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

• Against I think we should just move on instead dragging stupid flame wars out.--Scott 04:52, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
• Strong Against - FU UNKNOWNFILE. I'd rather nominate you for UGotM since you brought pathetic dramaticans to this site just to troll him. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:53, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

He's been banned for a month, but we could always make one of them SU182 style petitions to legalize him. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:54, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

• Strong Against - The General was nominated just as an attack. He is better off than his nominator, UNKNOWNFILE. --Eiyuu Kou 04:57, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
• Do I need a reason? UF's dragged me into flamewars, Uncy and IRC, he sent a horde of EDers to destroy my userpage, and Grue Army bases, he created an article on ED about me, and overall, I just can't take his flaming anymore. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:51, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
• Against: Ugh. I saw quite a few lies from UF. UF is an EDiot to nom HGG. And that rainbow thing was horrid. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• Comment Not as cool as Jimbo Wales

July

Ohadaloni (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 13 stubbed works in "progress"

• Nomination + For. Check his talk page and contributions for details -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:24, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
• I just don't want Capercorn or Jimbo Wales to win. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 19:26, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
• Fo{{contruction}} – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:02 Nov 09, 2024 19:32, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
  • He's been banned. Can he still get this award anyway? Please? Pretty please? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:02 Nov 09, 2024 20:01, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• for --» >UF|TLK|▋» 19:34, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
• For This guy perfectly fits the definition of gobshite, because he writes crap consistently. --General Insineratehymn 04:42, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• FOR although I BP'd him. Crap. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 13:45, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• for though he'll probably get himself banned pretty soon --THE 16:59, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• {{stub}}{{WIP}} --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:24, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For I really wanted to give this guy a chance, I really did. But the benefit of the doubt is no longer his.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:19, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• For whatever he's smoking

  kingkitty ~Fuck you~

  18:25, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• For wow NRV if you ask me. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Banned. Cannot win. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:10, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Not dead yet. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:02 Nov 09, 2024 20:12, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

"I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better. I think I'll go for a walk!" (Nonsense, you're stone cold dead now. --Carlb 23:48, 29 July 2007 (UTC))

Ah. Never mind. Probably dead by now. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:02 Nov 09, 2024 21:04, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Infibanned.

Re-eligible. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:17, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

• For - without a doubt. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 02:22, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
• Dig this guy is hilarious. He's like me, if I didn't actually write anything.. --THINKER 02:15, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Richardson j (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -2 "kawaii" Opera mascots

• Nom and for --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:01, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
• Against - What he needs is a FFS ban, not a UGotM. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:27, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
• For he is like the oracle of uselessness. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:24, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
• For per lack of other good noms. And SbU. –—Hv (talk) 3/07 16:18
• Eh.. as Hv, I guess? --THINKER 16:28, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
• for not making sure that the mascots are actually firefox mascots and still retaining he's an Opera fanboy . Richardson j 22:54, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
• For ^^^^ What the hell, he just voted for himself? Roman Dog Bird 23:08, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Thus proving his gobshittiness. --General Insineratehymn 00:04, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
• Strong Against —Braydie 13:09, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
• Against, he' cool. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:14, 04 Jul 2007
  • Comment Why are the admins voting against? --General Insineratehymn 18:36, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
    • Braydie is good friends with him. Spang I don't know about. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 18:39, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
    • I see no where on this page where people have to explain votes, all I can see is "Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month." If you want to see that go to Insineratehymn's contribs and sort by "User talk". However when I look at Richardson j's contributions, I see someone *new to wikis* trying to learn how to wiki format, and asking for help at the forum and my talk page. Thanks (I think the word you're looking for is owned or pwned or something of the sort.) —Braydie 14:17, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
      • I thought Braydie was dead?! Yallz been pwned from beyond the cyber grave.. --THINKER 07:18, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
• for you seem worth winning this. got my vote --Masked-avenger 16:11, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

*For Deserves such a prestigious award. -RAHB 07:10, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

• Against Even though I've leaned to his side a little since seeing him, its only recently I've realized how much he really is just trying to fit in. I say we don't ban him or give him this, we continue to help him, like our community is meant to do. -RAHB 22:55, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

• Weak Against What he writes is not funny, but he himself makes me laugh. He's like a puppy that can't be housetrained. Pieface 03:39, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
• Against He's obviously a wiki n00b maybe in a few months and he still a n00b he should get GOTM--Scott 02:51, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
• Against Just leave him alone--Sir Manforman 14:20, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Capercorn (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 "epic" fights between Tortilla and Benson

• Nom, just 'cuz. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:51, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
• For - Those fights were quite epic, I do believe. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:13, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
• For - He yelled at me for putting Fisher Price on VFD. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 14:39, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
• For - --Uncle J 02:17, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Jimbo Wales (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5.5 Foreign Kings

• Nom and For - He banned me from wikipedia (not really). He is the dictator of the Evil Wikiland Empire of Wikia. He needs to be brought down. Seriously. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 05:42, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Comment - Upon further examination, maybe he isn't so deserving of one. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:28, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

• For What an idiot--Sir Manforman 17:10, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
• For - Appears to be someone from some fly-by-night porn site who's come here just to make trouble. We've banned vandalism-only accounts for less. --Carlb 22:50, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
• For Down with Wikia Empire long live the Sovereign Nation of Uncyclopedia--Scott 03:36, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• For - Willy approves. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:37, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
• For, because jwhales has never spoken to me on IRC. No matter how often I see him quickly coming in and out of #wikia. -- The Zombiebaron 15:31, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

• Comment - No loss. Only time he's spoken to me on IRC was to demand I sell http://uncyclopedia.info out from under the Japan/Taiwan/Asia-Pacific versions of Uncyclopedia (hint: my two-letter response starts with 'n' and ends with 'o' - that's all I have to say on the matter). Not sure why he thinks he's entitled to a trademark on the word "uncyclopedia" given longstanding prior usage and not sure what he doesn't understand about our non-commercial license. --Carlb 23:46, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• Only time I've seen Jimbo was on the Colbert Report. He was something of a stiff, but then again, in comparison to Stephen, isn't everyone?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:49, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• One more for Zombiebaron and the Undead Kingdom? --Carlb 00:02, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

• For. –—Hv (talk) 29/07 17:22
• Strong Against This user par no comprendé. Jimbo is nonexistent in Uncyclopedia (except in HYPERCUBEtm) --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:37, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

• Comment Um, then why is he still cybersquatting desciclopédia.net and desciclopédia.info? Time to send the boys from Brazil over there to have a li'l "chat" with him? --Carlb 00:01, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Deathwatch2006 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 asshurt VFD comments

• Nom None of the people here bother me as much as this guy does. --THINKER 09:43, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
• For Seriously childish contributions in every single way. The Oblong Lobster 14:41, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
• For He angered SbU, something I previously thought impossible.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:32, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• And SbU is the NICE one... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:33, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• For and this guy also needs to be banned. Seriously. --Dexter111344 04:37, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Granted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:46, 16 Jul 2007
    • Sigh. Another brilliant candidate lost to the horde. ~ 05:58, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• HAH, its kinda sad that this is the hardest contest to win on Uncyclopedia.. --THINKER 06:12, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

  Comment. I'm glad that it's that way. The longer that I'm on Uncyc, the more I dislike this page. This page is like a car accident almost every month, between noms that don't deserve their nomination, nominees that want to win UGotM (how messed up is that?), as well as a general veneer of boobery. Mostly, UGotM is only on my watchlist so that I can vote against inappropriate (or the most inappropriate) nominees every month. I'd rather that this page went away, while suitable UGotM possibilities got a warning of sorts on their talkpage, and really, really suitable UGotM in-waiting just got banned. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:26, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

  I agree, and I've been half planning to VFD this page sometime soon if the funny/stupid ratio doesn't improve dramatically. I don't see that happening any time soon though. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:47, 16 Jul 2007

• Comment If he was banned, how is he able to win the award?--Sir Manforman 15:42, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Then obviously he is no longer eligible to be this month's Useless Gobshite...maybe next mon..2 years.--Scott 01:31, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Comment, this guy seriously annoys me on Wikipedia, continually adding stuff about prostitutes to pages and pictures of Anna Friel. Tom Moore is his name, he's even got his own website about some crap. Boothman 18:28, 30 July 2007 (UTC).

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -4 people out to destroy UGotM

• Nomination. He takes this award too seriously :O -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:13, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• Against He already won this award. He can't win it again. --General Insineratehymn 13:16, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Congratulations for proving my point. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:18, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• Against. As per Modus. Also, ZB is the brother I never had. ~ 13:45, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• Against per thingumy. And I'm very glad to know you haven't had your brother, Mordillo. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:28, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I left out the like again right? :( ~ 10:32, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Against, not notable. Boothman 18:24, 30 July 2007 (UTC).
  • Y'know,, you're technically not allowed to vote anymore, but I just find that vote too funny to strike through. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 15:16, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

August

Manforman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 Abuse of VFD

Nom and for flooded VFD, adds his own stuff to QVFD and recreates it afterward , apparently, told me not to cross out votes(which would have been the right thing to do, if it wasn't my own vote...), puts the same stuff in Poopsmith's Lounge, and... well... other stuff probably... --Dexter111344 07:34, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

• Ineliegible - Banned for 3 days last month--Sir Manforman 11:51, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Dexter111344 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nom & For I try to stay out of this voting place because I think of it as mean towards people, but this guy really deserves it. He strikes out Starnestommy's, Under user's, and Insineratehymn's vote and he doesn't even strike out his own vote, how ironic? [5] So than I revert them, and he says I strike out his own vote when it clearly wasn't. He accused me re-creating stuff that I wanted to delete, well that's because I never knew there was that spacer image to begin with, and I re-created it because it was needed for my userpage, Oh, and he nominated a shit article for feature. --Sir Manforman 12:05, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
• For He deserves it! But on a serious note, I thought I had crossed out my vote on there(not Under User's, and it was just Under User's). It is clear that was my intent. Also, Manforman, you take this too seriously. But don't flood Vfd again. --Dexter111344 16:37, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
• For. But, for the record, I also voted For his list. --Nescirian 19:08, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Glowla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 Unnecesary Pee Reviews.

nom and for. See here. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:06, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Blake C (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7 WTC/vandalism on wheels! YouTube videos too many

• Nom & For. I ran across this gem today, forgot his name, had to find it again because it would be perfect for this. He's got a ton of YouTube shite about 9/11, and a crazy demented piece of gold here. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)
• For. I mean c'mon. "Jews did WTC"? Finntastic 18:01, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
• fro --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:50, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

  Banned. ~ 22:43, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

I quote "post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate." Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 15:19, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

• For 9/11 Conspiracy whore. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:12, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
• For Ugh -RAHB 09:33, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
• For misleading the public from the real truth: the cabal did 9/11--Scott 20:31, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
• For Video of some twatt getting thrown out of a supermarket probably doesn't indicated that Jews were responsible for 9/11. The Oblong Lobster 20:36, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
• Against As long as he didn't place it in mainspace, Blake C can use his mainspace for (almost) anything he wants. That includes his crazy conspiracy theories. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest
• Yep Jews did 9/11!? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE CALL ME!?!?! --THINKER 02:06, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

• We figured you'd already be there. -RAHB 19:08, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

ForestAngel (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 personal attacks on useful contributors

• Nom & For. I'm not sure if this is that Julie person on IRC, but she's had it coming. For instance, personal attacks on useful contributors and being the new Nintendorulez is a very bad road to go down. Shame on you! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:19, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

ForestAngel is Julie. And I would vote for Zeldaidiot500. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:20, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

• Damn, forgot to check. She's banned. And I thought I was the bigger idiot for a while lol --» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:21, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Pre-nomination bannings don't count. Elligible. Unless you revoke the nom... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:28, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Yeah they do. Post nomination bannings don't count. Ineligible. Shame, too. She was so worthy...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:41, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Ah. Crap in a hat, I'M CRAZY! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:57, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

It's only a 2-month block, though. I'm willing to bet that by then this thing'll be voted high enough for it to be a win.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      18:02, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Comment: She's unbanned now. But, nobody has a chance with Blake and Zelda in the competition, so maybe a nod next month. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:15, Aug 27, 2007

Polystyrene Man (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 stupid userpage games

• Nom and For Just look at those contributions!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      15:35, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

DiZ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1 gay donuts

• Nom and For Because the name of his gospel metal band is "The Gay Donuts". -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:46, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
• For - What he said. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:09, 2 August 2007 (UTC) - Change vote
• For. Gospel sucks. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:57, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
• Against --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:33, 3 August 2007 (UTC
• For - Because Ouroboros is a bunch of crap. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 04:18, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
• Leave the Senor alone. (In Jewish it means - against). ~ 08:43, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
• Against but he should have chosen a better band name. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• Comment DiZ asked for this nom. Can't we just infiniban Zeldafan and give the award to DiZ? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:13, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment We did postnomation bans no longer disqualfie a user.--Scott 20:25, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
• against on the grounds that he is useful in a way... don't ask me how --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:23, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Zeldafan500 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +14 1337 Link clones over 9000

• Number four. Registered member. Consistently writes crap. Yeah, that sounds about right. Oh... and he's an idjit on IRC. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 19:51, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
• Your mom. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:02 Nov 09, 2024 19:53, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
• Extreme for - Giant wikipenis, tiny real one. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 19:55, August 4, 2007
• Support --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  19:55, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
• FOR Thinks he's hillarious and loves memes. Roman Dog Bird 20:24, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
• For Why not? The guy reminds me of the definition of 'noob'. --Eiyuu Kou 20:28, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
• For I tell you, these references to Chuck Norris just keep getting funnier everytime I see them. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest

Also, his use of {{USERNAME}} had me rolling on the floor holding my sides. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest

• For He deserves a boot up his ass. --General Insineratehymn 21:35, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I prefer razor-sharp bayonettes. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:36, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For. The only things worse than this guy are his flash animations. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:30, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Wait, he has flash animations? --General Insineratehymn 23:24, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
    • You must have never been around when he'd whore them on IRC. It was mostly penis and fart jokes with stick figures. Needless to say, Newgrounds tossed them away. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:25, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
• Strong for Blocked from uncyclopeida and 23 IRC channels. A fucking pain in the ass, and created thousands of channels that said "HanSolo sucks", namely, me. A COMPLETE IDIOT in IRC. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:34, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
• Strong for Because he was stupid and not funny on the page "How to be funny and not just stupid". Now that is Gobshitery. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:11, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
• Hai --AAA! (AAAA) 23:57, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Sigh... infinibanned. Another one bites the dust... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:19, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Normally, I would've compared the time of bannination to the time of nomination thanks to rule 3, but right now I'll just say I hate you so fucking much. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 01:24, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

no, I hate this GUY SO FUCKING MUCH. Anyways, if you want this idiot to be elligible, commit suicide and bitch on amine's talk page. Which you shouldn't do. though Zeldafan500 REALLY NEEDS this block. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:26, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Mostly what I'm pissed at is now we don't have someone who is truly legitimate for the award this month. DiZ doesn't write crap, he's just annoying. But zeldafan500, they wrote crap! Consistently! Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 01:29, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

I is confused. zeldafan500 was nommed several hours before he was banned, and post-nomination bannings don't disqualify a candidate. Why's he disqualified? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:02 Nov 09, 2024 01:30, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

You taking time zones into account? Or am I not doing that?Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 01:33, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

oh. I thought "post-nomination" meant "before the nom". Meh. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:34, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure I have the times right — look, here's the edit where he was put on Ban Patrol to compare. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:02 Nov 09, 2024 01:37, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh. Re-legible. (I am an idiot.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:39, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

For the record, I still hate you. =) Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 01:42, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

I hate you more. Here, have a rat. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:53, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

• Comment Wasn't there a guy that consistently wrote crap for several days? I don't know his name, but I believe that he's still eligible for ban...or was he infinibanned too? --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  03:31, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Sorry Jocke, no self-noms allowed =) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:28, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

*For His last edit was adding Chuck Norris to a list of things 'Over 9000'. The Oblong Lobster 12:15, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

• For, -- The Zombiebaron 22:37, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
• Needed -- Asema 07:11, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

September

Famine (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +11 & an additional OVER 10000 Users That People Love To Hate

• Nom and For. IRC is where people come to complain about bans, and nobody causes more moaning and whining then this man. More often then not, I've had to spend at least a minute explaining to a banned user how little I cared about Famine banning them for being a vandal. This has kept me from doing other things, like pretending to care if I have one foot or two. Also, in amongst all the great stuff that he "does around the site", he's probably tripped up once. -- The Zombiebaron 22:30, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• STRONG FOR This user needs to do some work and quit fucking around. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:33, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. He hatez Mudkipz... --Eiyuu Kou 22:34, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• For - He takes this site a bit to seriously. --Sir Manforman 22:36, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

M4M, just get out. Seriously. Go home. You're not ready for this place.--cter of Nebuchadnezzar|So

Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:42, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Flammable = Legend <3 -- (Bonner) (Talk) 22:45, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Agree with Bonner--Sir Manforman 22:46, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

• STRONGER FOR - Oh I So Agree -- (Bonner) (Talk) 22:39, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• UBER STRONG FOR - and give him a good ban while you're at it--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 22:48, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment he can just unban him self, he's an administrator--Sir Manforman 22:46, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

• M4M I know that. I just forgot to log in--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 22:48, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

• FORGAINST Per Flammable.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 04:23, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Manforman - You.Don't.Gettit.Do.You? -- (Bonner) (Talk) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Bonner, just because I VFD'd your articles doesn't mean anything. I retracted them and they were kept, shouldn't that make you happy?--Sir Manforman 22:53, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

It's not that, you take things too seriously. Just chill out and have some fun.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 22:55, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Exactly what THEDUDEMAN said. It's nothing personal -- (Bonner) (Talk) 23:07, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

• For Baggy's Revenge 22:48, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR AND A HALF --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR AND A THIRD --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR AND A TENTH --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR AND ONE TWENTIETH --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR AND A TWO HUNDREDTHS --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• AGAINST --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Time for your meds I presume? --AAA! (AAAA) 00:25, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

• For - Walking Contradiction 22:51, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• STRONG FOR - Despite his cool Gothic-font sig, "he's so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." I know, because Olipro told me and this is his area of "expertise". --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 22:54, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• OVER 9000 fors --Crazycarl123 22:56, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• You have got to be fucking kidding me Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:56, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Well, I try, at least. -- The Zombiebaron 23:11, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

• Fo' sho' And this is serious. --Dexter111344 22:59, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR!. This guy hasn't made a dozen contributions over the last month. Hell, Villahj_Ideeut does more than this lazy chump! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:24, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• A☭AINST,
• Strong for. This guy'd be late for the apocalypse. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:37 Sep 21, 2007
• YES -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:55, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• FORE! - Because, I, have the right to vote, plus I get one of those fancy relaxing clocks for doing so! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:00, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
• NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *smashes window* - Captain Picard 00:15, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Vote has been nullified by the order of the United Federation of Planets. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:15, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

• Against. -- Mitch 00:16, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
• Against - This is just madness. Really. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:25, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

  Comment. THIS IS UNCYCLOPEDIA!! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:27 Sep 22, 2007

  Well played. Please accept these twelve internets. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:30, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

• NEVAH It'll make his heart sad!! --  Le Cejak • <-> 00:37, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
• For --General Insineratehymn 14:15, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

...that's it? Just 'for'? Not even a little sneaky comment?! No soup for you! :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:39, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

• For...I have a grudge. Oh yeah, and I like seeing admins get UGOTM. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• FOR. What can I say? The man deserves it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:09, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
• For--Scott 15:55, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Astley87 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: -1 non-strangers to love

• Nom + For - Might as well nominate for gobshite while I still can. This user keeps writing stupid shit, vandalizes pages, had the nerve to call me a jackass on my own talk page. Desperately needs this award. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 19:14, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

• C☭MMENT, But you are a jackass.

• STRONG AGAINST NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! Rick Astley's No. 1 Fan 00:26, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
• NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:50, Sep 22
• NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND --Dexter111344 02:59, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
• AND DEE-SERT YOUUU! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:02, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
• AIN'T NO RIV... What? Wrong song?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:43, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Yellow 130 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 dead colors

• Nom and For - He's annoying both in Uncyclopedia, and real life. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
• For - He /msg spammed me on IRC and was spamming the channel itself. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:48, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment - now I may be wrong, but wasn't he banned for 1 week in the past month, thus making him ineligible --Sir Manforman 12:07, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

• Correct. Ineligible. -RAHB 08:14, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

• For You know him in really life?--Scott 02:34, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment I was banned for a month but I got unbanned peeps and more in one edit wow. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 01:31, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
• Against I don't want it don't gimmie it I just don't wanna break da rules. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 02:57, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Ya it wasn't a full week
• 21 August 2007 Spang (Talk | contribs) unblocked Yellow 130 (contribs) (Promised on IRC to be good and more useful.)

03:12, 15 August 2007 Hinoa (Talk | contribs) blocked Yellow 130 (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month (Famine Says: "In 1 month all you've managed are 3 userpages edits and 6 forum edits, 3 of which were bad. UN:RTFM.") See only 6 days LET THE VOTING CONTINUE. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 01:31, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

• • Nevertheless, that's still more than one day in the previous month. Ineligimigible. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:33, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
    • Was it pre-or-post-nomination? Post-nom = not count.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:50, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
      • Prenom -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:48, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Jamesryanjcrjcr (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5.58jcrjcrjcrjcr...

• Nom+For This guy has been editing since January, and from what I can see, he's useless. I encountered him in IRC, where he was flooding, spamming, and being a general asshat. He then proceeded to vandalize my userpage, knowingly and willingly. I looked into it, and found that A) He's contributed nothing useful, and B) He has violated the vanity "policy" several times. In featured articles like AAA, and others, he simply writes passages worth of unfunny shit, whilst leaving his mark of vanity on the page. Ok, I'm done now. -RAHB 09:24, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. I've never encountered this guy myself, but he sounds like a total gobshite. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:44, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• For - I'm surprised he hasn't been banned yet, just got infi-banned--Sir Manforman 13:47, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• Exactly .58 of a For vote because I cannot add. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 23:14, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• Ugh quite an annoyance. --THINKER 07:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
• Sure -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:09, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR -- I was there with RAHB when he showed up on IRC. He's a ten-year-old who is into Ben10 and Code Lyoko. He admitted to a handful of minor vandalism/really really bad writing. What more could you want in a Gobshite? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Sep 7, 2007
• For --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 19:23, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
• For --AAA! (AAAA) 23:42, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Sucks for Jamesryanjcrjcr. Getting their/his UGotM taken like that by Famine. lol --Dexter111344 04:37, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

October

Manforman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1 errors of judgement

• Nomination and for, for vanadalising my user page with a false accusation. Manforman is a self-opinionated tart 23:33, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh God, here we go again... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:35, Oct 31
• Calm. The Fuck. Down. >:| --  Le Cejak • <-> 23:37, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
• Absolutely not. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:42 Oct 31, 2007
• Comment - I kind of think it's funny that's he's sockpuppeting against me, because nobody cares about his shit claims and other such shit. --Sir Manforman 23:48, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
• But they do. Take your responses, for example. Manforman is a self-opinionated tart 23:53, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

EugeneKay (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 frequently banned users

• Nomfur He asked for it. -RAHB 19:44, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
• For Just look at how often he gets banned. It's despicable.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   21:45, 23 October 2007 (UTC)  

• *Re-reads rules* *strikes out vote* YOU! should vote for this person, because they are too dumb to vote on UGotM properly!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)     

• For, because when I wandered over here by chance he happened to be at the top. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:35, Oct 24
• For -- because he really is a whingeing ninny. Mrs Kay 13:41, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

SmackBot (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 Gigantic Whack-A-Mo

• The guy is a cunt, plain and simple. Look at the votes on VFH recently, never mind the whole mess he made with me over Cabal. Also for your viewing pleasure are his contributions, which are just about nil for useful. I know I'm not one to talk, but I haven't made a gigantic ass of myself and earned a UGoTM nomination yet.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   04:06, 23 October 2007 (UTC)  
• MORALS! oh pweez. --THINKER 04:08, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
• Morals! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 11:14, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
• Maybe no? I mean, doesn't it say at the top to not be a dick over these nominations? --  Le Cejak • <-> 23:11, 27 October 2007 (UTC)

AAA! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: AAAAAAA2AAAA!!!!

• For removing the self-voting rule, and whatever else. -RAHB 05:51, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
• For - I hate me and all my friends. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:52, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
• AAAbstain - what this user needs is an FFS ban, not UGotM. That, and there is better candidates on the ballot--Sir Manforman 22:13, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
• Strong Against Abstain Deleted the {{USERLINK}} nomination at the bottom, calling it a "dead joke", even though it was different than the joke on FFS. You know what is also a joke that's been beaten to death? AAAAAAAAA! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:06, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

Changed to Abstain because I need to quit being a jerk. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:47, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

• For his ranting about Wikipedia:WP:DENY during IRAQATTACK's Nomination got annoying --Scott 08:01, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Savethemooses (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 mooses saved

• Nom and for Do I need a reason?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:06, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
• After checking up on this lazy bastard, all I can say is "What a useless pile of shit". --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 00:42, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
• Absolutely. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:03 Oct 09, 2007
• Ugh -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:29, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 surly inventors

• Strom + Thormand Not only does did the bastard invent this award, but he also has the balls to believe it should still exist! The noive of him! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:15, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• Strong support because he created it--Sir Manforman 22:16, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• Nomination, -- The Zombiebaron 01:37, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Chronarion (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nomination and For The worst, most useless, unimportant user Uncyclopedia has ever had. It would've been better if he had never been born. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:36, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• Strong Ubermensch-style For As far as I can see, this guy contributes nothing to the site. -RAHB 18:43, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
• Ultra-Mega Support - consistently writes crap --Sir Manforman 23:40, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Masterof9puppets (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7 puppets

• Maybe this will teach you to be from the same place I'm from! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:22, Oct 1
• For STOP CALLING ME IDIOT, my name is UnIdiot! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 22:29, Oct 1
• SelfFor this user absolutely SUCKS, and should die. --User:Masterof9puppets/sig 14:38, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
• For, since he voted for himself. --General Insineratehymn 19:51, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
• MASTER! MASTER!!!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:08, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
• For as per Masterof9puppets. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:31, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
• For He really deserves it. Zombieninja666

So true--User:Masterof9puppets/sig 23:24, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:18, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• For Unnessecary "EXTREME!!!" voice for UnNews Audio and you're totally convincing for UGoTM. --NXWave 19:44, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Sannse (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 really cool sandwitches

• Nomination and For How dare she remove nominations from here?! Even if the guy is probably inelligable on account of being banned an all. And she can't spell inelligable! — Shadyman (Talk • Contribs) 00:23, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
• FORE! Hey, my vote has to go somewhere now. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:24, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

*No Sannse. Fuck you all. Sannse, rename Shadyman to "fuckhead", and Enzo to "Headfuck". --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:25, 9 October 2007 (UTC) SHE NOMMED HERSELF?? For. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:27, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

• For. What Shadyman said! -- sannse (talk) 00:27, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
• For, as per Insineratehymn csc`. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:29, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
• For per Splarka.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:47, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
• MEGA EXTREME LESBIAN FOR!~ 22:22, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

<3 - sannse (talk) 22:27, 10 October 2007 (UTC) "and when sannse says 'less than three', she means it" (Olipro)

• For. This one time, I had this really cool sandwitch for lunch. It had like two piece of bread, and then it had some tuna. It looked really good. And then sannse was all like "Wow Zb, that sounds like a really cool sandwitch." And I was all like "Yah, it is". The point of this story, is that it was a good sandwitch. -- The Zombiebaron 00:29, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
• Against, primarily to see if I can get away with it. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 05:27, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Oooh... the temptation to ban.... -- 68.124.22.165 16:32, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

1. ROTFLOL -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:24, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Hinoa (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nom & For This guy is simply an asshole. He hasn't done anything worthwhile in months, and he's consistently being a jackass on IRC. Truly, a really deserving candidate. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:45, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
• Comment I'm so tempted to vote for. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 02:00, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
• For Reminds me of me. And one of me is bad enough without doppelgangers and horrible grammar. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 02:56, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
• For - I keep sneaking around the office with a camera hoping to snap pictures of him drowning puppies, but he's very good at hiding them. -- The Zombiebaron 03:00, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Don't be silly, he doesn't hide them, he eats them! -- sannse (talk) 19:43, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

*EXTREME LESBIAN FOR ~ 22:09, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey! that vote should be for me! -- sannse (talk) 22:20, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Damn it! Right as always. Sorry Hinoa, next month! ~ 22:21, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

• Poopyhead - this user obviously consistently writes crap and deleted Fisher Price--Sir Manforman 17:00, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
• Agianst. Wow, Not only have you nominated yourself but you gave yourself some serious facts about yourself*. way to go. --NXWave 19:38, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

(*unbiased lies)

Insineratehymn (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom & For This man is defiant, rebellious, insubordinate, and, as one person put it, an asshole. --General Insineratehymn 02:35, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Necropaxx (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom + For This user is a usually pleasant user who often does helpful things around the site, writing funny articles, and other garbage. This user deperately needs to be awarded this shameful title to teach him a lesson. He also feels the need to nominate himself for an award just like everyone else is. No original ideas whatsoever. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:06, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

November

Zana Dark (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7 crappy templates for IPs

• Nom & For - Asked for it. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:05, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
• Uh, yeah. --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:28, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
• For --General Insineratehymn 00:22, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

• Ineligable - -- The Zombiebaron 07:23, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • She was banned post-nomination. Still in the running. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:22, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
    • Oh, I wasn't aware that you had some kind of say in the matter TKF. -- The Zombiebaron 04:10, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
      • It's one thing to allow a nomination by striking a rule (see: TLB's self-nom), but it's another to strike a nom for no reason at all. As far as I see it, you have no say in this matter either. This is only a matter of the voters. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:50, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
        • Actually, the rule wasn't there when I showed up, I think AAA tried to add it in after the SN. But, like, I was all like "oh no you di-int!" and he was all like "what-ever". - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:03, Nov 15
          • Lies!! I deny everything!! --AAA! (AAAA) 05:15, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

• For! --Andorin Kato 05:08, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:12, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
• JERK! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:01, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
• For, since I'm a lost cause and Zana is a giant gobshite. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:44, Dec 1

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7 potential bum rapists

• Nom + For. I'm super super sick of having to give this guy fellatio every time I go on IRC. Give it a rest, dude! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:22, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
• For He accused me of trying to 'game the system'. I have never got over this accusation and have been unable to sustain an erection since. The Oblong Lobster 11:56, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
• For. Let's all beat the dead horse some more: OLIPRO WILL RAPE YOU! Yaaaaay! Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 01:11, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Because I didn't get this award last month -- sannse (talk) 21:57, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
• 4 - I didn't get all the gay jokes until I came here and saw this. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:10, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:20, November 11, 2007
• For Didn't nominate himself. Althought I'd rather not discuss what he has done to himself. -- The Zombiebaron 07:26, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
• For ♪ praise be to Olipro ♪ Fou-Lu 22:09, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
• For--Æ 22:14, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

• So I says to this guy, right, and he's all like whatever, and I'm all what's your deal, man. And I forget what happened next. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:16, Nov 4
• Anything you want, old chum; you can count on my support. SmackBot's other IP address 22:35, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
  • As much as I hate to do this: sockpuppet, invalid. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:20, Nov 8
• After you said "what's your deal" he said "Would you lay athwart my chest and make me do terrible things?" Yes, I want everyone to see that --  Le Cejak • <-> 22:50, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
• LedBalloon's like, so whatever. He could do so much better. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:03, 04 Nov 2007
  • Hey Spang, wanna get together now? Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 20:59, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
• He made me a fetish maniac! And killed my mother! And ate my hamster! I'm all for this man being given a significant and wondrous award... I still have his excrement on my coffee table.

<3 .talk.work.?pedia.$A_{ward}^{waits}$

• Your sig makes my eyes... well, not bleed, but they are watering more than usual. It's annoying, to say the least. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 00:51, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

• For Won't tell Laura I love her. That, and I'm too bored to vote for Zana Dark for deserves it. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:57, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
• Against Nothing personal Leddy, but I have a prejudice against self-nominations. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:14, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
• Against Definitely not a gobshite, especially since I know both Masterof9puppets (previous winner) and Led. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs -23:59, Nov 15
• Biggest gobshite I've ever met. Aside from all of the other ones before him. For. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:04, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Dexter111344 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom and For. Remember Dexter: You don't ask for a UGotM nomination. It must be bestowed upon you. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 12:30, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

• This guy is going under a two month ban, ineligible--Sir Manforman 18:11, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

December

Fonchezzz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 sassy duck

• Nom and for Finally, Fonchezzz has returned to claim the award he so justly deserves.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:32, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Fails. Fonchezzz was banned for more than a day last month. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Cajek is a big ol' doofus (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 82!!!11!

• For obvious reasons. Just because he's my sockpuppet doesn't mean he can escape never having written any articles and being banned for all time. Oh wait, he's banned pre-nom isn't he? Crap.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3 @ 20:20)
• Zombiebaron, per Cajek and Zombiebaron. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:12, Dec 4 Vote stricken. TERRORISTS WIN. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:12, Dec 4 Striking stricken. have a nice day. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:14, Dec 4
• FLAMEWAR! --Cajek is a big ol' doofus
• mega-flamewar? --Cajek is a big ol' doofus

AE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -5

• For This'll teach you to nominate articles for VFD while stating Unfunny Lists and Unfunny Jokes and Bathroom Humor as the reason. (Examples include Arrested Development (TV Show) and A Peter Griffin Christmas) --NXWave 22:47, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
• Speedy against to teach NXWave to nominate people for UGotM while stating bad reasons like "nominating articles for VFD while stating Unfunny Lists and Unfunny Jokes and Bathroom Humor as the reason" as the reason -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:52, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
• Against - why was I nominated?--Æ 22:57, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
• Um, against! WEEEEE!!!! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:03, Dec 2
• "If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:12, Dec 2
• No. Way. As per Led above. Seriously.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3) @ 00:28

I'm killing this potential war here and now. Nom removed. Thank you come again. ~ 13:58, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

NXWave (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• For This'll teach you to nominate people for UGotM for nominating articles for VFD while stating Unfunny Lists and Unfunny Jokes and Bathroom Humor as the reason. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:04, Dec 2

Withdrawing nom. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:05, Dec 2

MediaWiki default (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +18

• Nomination and for. Look at this guy's contribs. I can't think of anyone who's done less in the past month, or even year. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:16 Dec 04, 2007
• Braydie as per Ljlego. -- The Zombiebaron 01:18, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
• Ledballoon as per Abraham Lincoln. --   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 4 @ 01:20)
• Hi, I'm The Led Balloon, and I approve this message. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:20, Dec 4
  • GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP LED'S ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING! Go ahead, Led. -  Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 4 @ 01:27)
    • So.... anyone catch the game last night? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:14, Dec 4
      • THAT WAS AWESOME, LED. THANK YOU!! Gawd... so awesome...   Le Cejak • <->
• Burninate him --General Insineratehymn 02:51, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
• He hit me one time. :( -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:22, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
• Chicken legs --AAA! (AAAA) 01:18, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
• For just look at him. He's obviously hacked Uncyclopedia. --NXWave 04:27, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
• For Why the hell am I bothering to vote in this? MrN 04:39, Dec 9
• F☭R,
• Aw hell yeah Unregistered bot. Also hasn't made a single funny contribution in all his thousands of edits. --YeOldeLuke 05:55, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• Worthless pile of code Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:54, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
• For. "The horror! The horror!" — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:02, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
• FORE - Man, like, come on, how come this guy hasn't been voted in the past?! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:43, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
• FOUR - Why am I here? (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 27, 19:38
• comment Um... not to piss on anyone's chips... but aren't yew all voting for a site robot? Isn't it ineligible? ~Fag x FS

• Yes possibly. If you do a google search for MediaWiki default. You'll see that it's a script for MediaWiki used by the script rebuildMessages.php and as clearly stated on it's Wikipedia page. It is not a bot and cannot be blocked. Therefore I suggest that the nomination be invalidated due to this not being a user and just being a script. --NXWave 11:34, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

• Comment - I was looking through the Past Winners Section and some of the winners weren't even registered (not sure why). I think if we have nonexistent winners in the past, we can most definitely give the award to MediaWiki default--Æ 13:32, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

• Comment - Most of the users existed but this one was just really inactive. Somehow he was discovered and he thought he would be funny for an award, which it isn't. He isn't even an actuall account, he won't even be around to enjoy his "award". Therefore this nomination should be striked due to him being an inactive user and not having done anything since Febuary 2007. In fact most of his contributions are part of the MediaWiki namespace. --NXWave 14:42, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

• NXWave, we know you want LotofLOLS to win. You can go on and on about why he shouldn't win, but he's still eligble nonetheless. Also, be fair, and read the nominators statement to see why he was nominated; "Look at this guy's contribs. I can't think of anyone who's done less in the past month, or even year." Also, there is no such rule that "only active users are eligible", so the nomination is eligible. --Æ 14:52, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
• I've looked at his contribs. The last thing he posted was this, quite clearly spam. Odd he hasn't been banninated yet. --21:19, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

• Comment en.Uncyclopedia should not be being used as a dumping ground for every wikireject from every other wiki in this project. Evidently this same user has been on other wikis and has gone on an extremely-disruptive deletion spree. Unfortunately, banning MediaWiki default there does not ban him here? --66.102.80.212 17:38, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Guess the Password of MediaWiki default. Win the chance at a default administrator account that could be completly yours. --NXWave 19:17, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Username MediaWiki default. Password MediaWiki foreclosure. May I have my subprime mortgage now? --22:14, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

*Strong Against This month(according to the UGOTM rules) is the only month that LotofLOLS can get UGOTM as he has banned forever I think we can wait until next year to give MediaWiki default this award.--Scott 22:17, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

• • Yeah, but nobody cares about LotofLOLS. The Winkler joke has been beaten to death. Screw LotofLOLS. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:20 Dec 22, 2007
    • Also, LotofLOLS wants the award, which is BAD BAD BAD BAD!. He doesn't deserve an award that will only make him happy, but deserves 600 hours of community service which will make him angry.--Æ 22:30, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
      • He wanted to be unbanned for his trollness and have his cyberbullying page/vanity page deleted because he said that people real life found about it so I don't think we'll be hearing from him for a while. Also MediaWiki default is exactaly a user--Scott 22:55, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
        • Also we should give a reward that would make happy after getting grounded in real life and an F when we didn't delete his page when he requested. And maybe does get UGOTM it will end.--Scott 22:56, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
• Conditional For Delete the script. It's entirely useless.--Scott 02:29, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
• Definitely Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:52, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

LotofLOLS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

• Fr Mispeeling. --NXWave 04:43, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• F -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:59, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• NO this person is THE's adopted noob! And, come on guys... not cool...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 12 / 05:25)
• for i wana win lots of awards YAAA thank u!!!!LotofLOLS 14:07, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• for as per Francis Winkler's feature. This fad should be upheld until it dies! ~Fag x FS
• For As this user is my adopted son and he wishes to win, I shall not deny him my vote. --THE 22:02, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• For. Feeding the trolls. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:03, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
•  Against, on the grounds that MediaWiki default would be a funnier winner. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:24 Dec 12, 2007
• A+ gainst per Dr. Skullthumper--Æ 22:25, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• Against, as per AE, who's voting as per Skullthumper. Sigh... --YeOldeLuke 00:45, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

May I mention you that he want's his article deleted for fear of a real person. --NXWave 01:25, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

AND he got infinibanned. Which is something MediaWiki default did not do. --NXWave 07:53, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

NO you may not mention. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:54, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

• Against He doesn't need this award at all. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:15, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
• Ⓕor Sadly, in uncyclopedia's 2 year history he is the first confirmed report to get an F because of us while wikipedia it only took them a few month's. He needs this award for not doing this sooner--Scott 03:07, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
• Ineligible - LotofLOLS was banned for more than a day in the past month --Æ 15:11, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Post banning nominations do not disqualify a canidate. --NXWave 15:49, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

No, he was banned on November 13th, and unbanned on December 11th. That means he was banned for more than a day in the past month (17 days obviously)--Æ 15:57, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

But he was nominated December 12. A day where he was unbanned, he was banned during nomination therefore the nomination stands. --NXWave 21:34, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

• Against because they're one of those people that's all like "hay ima notable noob gimme shit", but more to the point, they are a COWARD. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 19:34, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Excattally why we need to give him this award so that every month it looks even less orginal.--Scott 20:14, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

• Disqualified: Banned for more than a day in November. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

2008

January

Fonchezzz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 10 insane ducks

• Nomination and for Fonchy's birthday is on January 31st- I say we give him this award as a birthday present.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:04, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
• Strong for, since I was apparently the inspiration for his insanity. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:38, Jan 1
• w00t! Fonchezzz!!! --THE 17:05, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
• For --General Insineratehymn 00:38, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
• Afro -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:23, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
• For Dammit Leo. I promised that if Fonchy got this award this month, I would start writing more. There is absolutely no correlation between those two things, but I said that for some reason, and now I'm going to actually have to start writing. I unreasonably accuse you of somehow influencing my promise to myself that I must now fulfill. -RAHB 02:42, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
• Agianst On the grounds that Jimbo Wales would be a funnier canidate. --NXWave 04:44, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
• Alfredo --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:23, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
• DIG The Andy Kaufman of Uncyclopedia, and aT 4 years old no less! --THINKER 21:12, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
• IllogicoFOR 'cos I see this award as an achievement rather than a bane :P... unless someone's a dick, and Fonchy isn't. ~Fag x FS
• Fonchy deserves it just for his User Page. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Sefge? you? Ran to me--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 21:37, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Hinoa (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: I'm telling

• Nom/For The fucker ran away because he was celebrating the "holidays." What is he, France? Besides, we all know that the "holidays" are actually a conspiracy co-led by the Zionists and the government. Plus, I think he smells. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:01, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
• Agianst -- Vote Jimbo Wales people. --NXWave 05:16, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

NXWave, read the rules (such as they are). You can't have your cake and vote for it too. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:20, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

*Sigh* /me puts down cake. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:27, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

• <font color="nuclearwastegreen">{{blink|Strong for}}</font>. Uh. You saw nothing! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:29 Jan 03, 2008
• What a dick (this counts as 4 votes) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:28, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
• He banned me when he should have banned TKF. (this counts as 31 votes). ~ Mordillo where is my MAMA MIA? 12:35, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
• Strong For Against Deleted my favorite article. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 12:56, Jan. 3, 2008
• For (this counts as 53 votes)--Æ 23:51, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Sorry AE, only admins can rig the voting. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:13, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
• Against - Self-nommed (this counts as 85 votes). --AAA! (AAAA) 00:03, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

• You're right, he did nominate himself. Oh well, I change my vote. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:08, Jan. 4, 2008

• For. He gave me my first ban, back when I was only a mildly irritating noob. Now I'm a full-grown nuisance, and I remember that ban as when I became a true man user. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:12, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
• For. A user page that makes sense. How dare he. --» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 22:43, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
• im in preskool and i learned my numbers up to five. five is my favoritest number ever. i like apple juice. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 04:54, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh yeah? Well I can count all the way up to 412! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:25, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

WAAAAAH YOU'RE MEAN IM TELLING Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 19:14, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

February

Physics (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0 tedious lawmakers

• For. I should be able to fall at whatever rate I damn well feel like. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 19:53, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

INVALID Not a registered member. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:08, Feb. 8, 2008

•  Comment So? Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 03:47, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • So you're wasting your time and vote. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:03, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
    • And? Nobody else here seems to care much about the rules. I'm just trying to not care about them in my own special way. WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE WHO I AM?!?!?!?! Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 16:07, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +WHATEVERNUMBERITTAKESTOBEATSTM

•  N+F - I don't care if he is a noob! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:08, Feb. 8, 2008
• Against. Ineligible, registered more than a month ago. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:39, 08 Feb 2008
  • I just had a massive lol attack. 10 Points for Gryffindor -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:51, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
• Against. He wears a costume when he drops by to water my plants and vacuum. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:58, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
• Against. Text based. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:49, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
• Feature! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Against. He doesn't deserve this award. --Uncognito 19:40, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
• ULTIMATE FOR!!! 1 STM VOTE = 102 PATHETIC MORTAL VOTES!!! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:01, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
•  For per Savethemooses --General Insineratehymn 21:39, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
• For abandoning VFH YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!11111 --THINKER 21:47, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
• Keep -- The Zombiebaron 17:37, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
• Take I say shove THIS up your rcmurphy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:22, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

Savethemooses (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +214.46 and a pastry shop

• For x113.46. That bastard has the nerve to fix scores! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:23, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
• Colbert --THINKER 16:31, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
•  For Hadn't save the mooses in my area quite yet. They're still extinct here. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 14:01, 15 February 2008 (EST)
• Cakes and pies and all the tasty treats in the land! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:35, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

March

Nekami (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 Japanese sounding names

• Nomination Alright. This guy has been around LONG ENOUGH! The fact that his Special:Mypage link is still red is INEXCUSABLE! Tonight he shall dine in hell. So sayeth I.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:04, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
• Yeah!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:17, Mar 9

Well, he's a gonner. But I'm preparing a special prize for him. ~ 14:28, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Really? He left? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:49 Mar 15

Permabanned, for being NXWave. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:52, Mar 15

Wow, how many NXWave socks does that make? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:10 Mar 15

Aw come on, why'd he have to get banned while I was on a quick holiday? D: -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:23, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

LOLZORZ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +13 easy Googles

• Nom and For Look at what we've come to. The last three people to win Gobshite of the Month were all respectable and positively contributing admins. What has the great award "Useless Gobshite of the Month" come to when the past three winners were all ironic comments? Well, I'm going to make a stand and nominate a true Gobshite. He hasn't really made any real edits to Uncyclopedia itself (and be thankful for that), but he has made many gobshitely hilarious comments in #uncyclopedia, the best of which are documented on his user page. So please: A real Gobshite for a better tomorrow! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:57, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
• F♥r. I understand he has the same first name as me. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:13 Mar 2
• I'd be voting for, if squiggle were less of a prostitute. Instead, abstain. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:19, Mar 2
• lotofLOLZORZ -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:29, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
• Against IRC isn't Uncyclopedia. Sure, that channel has Uncyclopedia in the name, but it's got that # thingy in front of it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:26, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
• F4r --AAA! (AAAA) 23:38, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
• ALL HAIL EMPEROR ALEX WANG! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:18, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• For! --THE 02:36, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• FailFor! Why not, after all he earned it, didn't he, just by typing in broken English. We do give out Gobshite awards for communicating in broken English these days don't we? After all if Al Gore can win a Nobel Prize for making too many mistakes in one of his films even if it isn't scientifically accurate and more political than anything else, and even if Amy Crackhouse Winehouse can win a few Grammies even if she sounds like a cat in heat that smoked too much crack, then Alex Wang should win this Gobshite award. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:45, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• EMFORER!!!! He have blessed us white monkeys with his presents, I less than 3 him! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:34, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• EMPEROR WANG FOREVER!!!! He told me not to tempt him. Lol. We less than three him! Vampiregirl
• He's the guy. I wanna be the guy too. But I do not want to play I Wanna Be The Guy. That's just suicidal. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 06:54, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• Yeah! Emperor Alex Wang is the man!! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:22, 04 Mar 2008
• Comment - Next month, I'm nominating Benson for this award. He's the one who should be winning this, not LOLORZ. Why don't you vote for Amerecina? --Nekami 15:48, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

• Comment Firstly, Benson has basically won "Gobshite of Forever", if not officially than in the heart and mind of every Uncyclopedia, and he's been inactive lately so it would be unfair to give it to him during a month that he didn't deserve it for. Next, how can you vote for Amerecina? Amerecina's not a true Gobshite because he didn't actually mean any of that litigation stuff, and he's just a prankster. On the other hand, no evidence currently shows that LOLZORZ is anyone but who he says he is, and everything he says is utterly sincere and charming in its ineptitude and naïveté. Therefore, LOLZORZ rocks and Benson doesn't need UGotM. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:29, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

•  NO MORE BENSONS --MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 00:14, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
• For being made of epic win.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 06:42, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
• ORGASM through win/fail! also, for. --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 20:53, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

• for myself (vote yes) ---EmpererLOLZORZ 08:12, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

Amerecina (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 Litigation Jacksons

• N♥m, he's probably one of the most sophisticated whiners I've seen in a while. Just look at his userpage. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:41 Mar 2
  • Changing this vote to f♥r, as per Lj. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:43 Mar 3
• -- L 01:44, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• For As much as I am inclined to vote for the guy whose surname makes me sophomorically giggle, the cake must be taken by the person who thought anything on the site was legally binding. Alex Wang (hehe) is immortal, and can win it any month. Amerecina is this month. IT'S CHANGE WE CAN...DO!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:32, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• For...Gobshite if there ever was...--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 08:42, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• Comment OBJECTION!... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:02, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• Obvious For --Nekami 11:49, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• Against. She was playing a joke on us and we fell for it. Let it go. ~ 15:29, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• Strike! file suit, bitch. --THINKER 15:52, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
• For. If anybody knows of anything good this chick has done, let me know and I'll change my vote!!! --Sk8R Grl 17:41, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
•  The perfect Gobshite nominee. -->:( 04:35, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
• Don't. Feed. The. Trolls. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:22, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
• Comment Actually, this guy is the exact opposite of the perfect Gobshite candidate; he's actually not as stupid as hs first forum posts were letting on, and he's actually just a trolling prankster. And we shouldn't reward that. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:35, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
• Against. We may yet be able to convince her to use her powers for good... —Hinoa talk.kun 00:20, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
•  Total Shite but better than LOLZORZ --MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 00:29, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
• Comment SO SAYS AMERECINA IN #UNCYCLOPEDIA: "gobshite is a nerd word if ever there was one. I don't want such a stupidass award" -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:37, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
• Rebuttal How many years has it been since someone ratted me out? I believe it was back when gas was only $.95 a gallon and cigarettes $1.05 a pack. And bank overdraft charges were only $5.oo a piece. Also, it was safe to wear platinum and gold jewelry in public without worrying that someone might cut off your fingers to steal your rings or cut off your head to keep you from identifying the person who cut off your fingers. Ah, the good old days-before the internets, cell phones, and tattletales. Life was so much better then. --Amerecina 05:12, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
• not for ----EmpererLOLZORZ 11:27, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Comment Well-played. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 13:56, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

• Comment. People took this seriously? Do they not realize that this is Uncyclopedia? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:55, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

April

Cajek

Score: +5 __NOCAJEK__s that no one even notices

• Nom + For. What a cunt, that Cajek. More like Cuntjek. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:15, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
• Cajek hasn't won this yet? Jeez..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• F♥r. He just doesn't do anything around here. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:49 Apr 27 This was a joke vote anyways. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:33 Apr 28
• Yes, that's him, officers, that's the man that vandalized my userpage! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:53, Apr 27
•  __NOCAJEK__ Yea I should have nominated him a long time ago. He quit showing up in the chat room. To me that makes him useless. I wonder if __NOCAJEK__ still works in there? --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 04:20, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
• For --AAA! (AAAA) 12:43, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
• For --THE 19:57, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

The Improver

Score: 2 Sockpuppets of NXWave

• N+F. He came back for more. Just got Permabanned today.--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 01:26, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
• F4r. Lil' fucker deserves some kind of award after the show he put on. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:33 Apr 28

Ineligible. ~ 19:18, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

May

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4Thumper

• NF This guy is far too useful. He's far too vital to our site's continued stability. I mean, he gets back from a vacation, and starts DOING THINGS?! What the fuck?! He comes back and starts writing consistently good, makes a very useful bot, spellchecks the site, helps out with vandals and shit on his own will. This guy needs his ego turned down a notch, seriously. -RAHB 06:55, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
• Self-Fnoodle – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:57 May 09, 2008
• Finally This guy has been doing things for far too long. What a big ol' bastard, n' stuff.   Le Cejak • <May 09, 2008 [11:41]>
• HATE HAET HAT! --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:44, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Sawblade5 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 Crap Flavoured Votes

• ha HA! Finally, it's Sawblade5's time to shine!   Le Cejak • <May 08, 2008 [21:25]>
• Sawblade5 is a big ol' doofus. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:45 May 9
•  Self I may not have a chance against SkullThumper but here's my vote. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 17:50, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
• /kill Sawblade5 -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:56, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
• For --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 21:30, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

June

Boomer (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• N&&4. We recently set this guy adrift for being so useless and bad and ghey and ugly and stupid. I feel he must be properly appreciated for being useless and bad and ghey and ugly and stupid. Vote for Boomer, because he's useless and bad and ghey and ugly and stupid. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:15 Jun 1
• For I don't know, I wouldn't want to see him in a mirror. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 00:52, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

SysRq (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 Keys that don't do anything

•  Nom And For This key doesn't do anything. Its a useless Gobshite Key so I don't know why anyone wants to name themselves after it. I don't care if he's one of the best editors on Uncyclopedia, he still deserves this award so this is my nomination. This Guy probally picked this name just to get this award so vote for SysRq and give this award to this guy already. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 00:33, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Erm, I think he's talking about the computer key..... - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:47, Jun 2
• For what has SysRq done for me, lately, and where can I get more of it?   Le Cejak • <0:51, 02 Jun 2008>
• Comment About my Nom What my rationial on the nom is the fact he named himself after one of the most useless Gobshite Keys on the Keyboard. See SysRq to know what I am talking about. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 00:55, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
• For I wonder how many awards SysRq can win this month... MrN 01:07, Jun 2
• For One, Just One. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 01:10, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
• Yeah, probably just one. And you found me out. I've had this username since Octoberfest and y'all didn't discover my plan until now. For that, I commend you with a Self-for. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:01 Jun 2
• Heh, yeah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:19, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
• Against SysRq once got me out of some computer issue that I made up when I began typing but have since lost interest in speaking of. And he writes things I think, so FU AGAINST! --THINKER 04:41, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
• For because he's:

• useless

• a sockpuppeteer

• a vandal

and most of all,

• gay. -----TheDragonMan2.0 ^{Chase the Dragon!} 17:00, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
• Against many a "press" of SysRq has resulted in erotic pictures. Wait, that's Print Screen? ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 10:49, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Bonner (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 Bonners

• Nom & For For having a wickidly funny name. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 00:54, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
• For - Fuck it, i've never won a proper award before :P (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 2, 17:50
• For --B4tm4n 22:41, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
• For --NarutoUzimaki 09:32, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

  Yeeach, puppets --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:38, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Sawblade5 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 Sharp edged customers

• Non+for Making a nom on this page and then explaining the dam joke! MrN 01:00, Jun 2
  • Didn't he already win? --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 01:03, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
    • Yes... Bollocks. Wake up MrN. MrN 01:06, Jun 2
      • YEa I did last month since you see that I Pleb in my signature now. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 01:10, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToEdit (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• NomHe is really annoying.:) BaSeBaLl 14:12, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Comment; Did you read the eligibility requirements at all? I don't know what your problem is with him, but I'm staying out of this. // Berry; speak to me // 14:24 14 June 2008

• Seriously, Baseball, you can't even put the template on my page, right. What's your problem with me? I've hardly ever talked to you? How can I be annoying? Please don't kill the bunny rabbits, they like their lives. - [16:07 14 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

• Bad faith nom stricken. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 16:46, Jun 14
  • And thus, UGotM became a joke award. You did it, Cajek! You finally did it. (BTW, I'm glad!)   Le Cejak • <17:00, 14 Jun 2008>

July

Dexter111344 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8

• Nom and For. Totally asking for it, brah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:07, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
• For I hate him. --Not MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:59, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
• For Seems to be obsessed with cocks. Seriously, how gay is that? -RAHB 13:09, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
• Manforman. Yeah, I brought back the deep, dark past. What now, nigga? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:29, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

  I say I miss him. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:24, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

• Papa's Secret Gigantic Sauce I see no one other to vote for --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:11, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
• For Doesn't appreciate squirrels. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:41, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
•  Strong For After taking a closer look. I decided that he deserves this award and proudly should earn it. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:04, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
• For Yesterday, I was at my parents' house, and I checked my watchlist and exclaimed "Dexter, you bastard!" Then my mom made me watch Dexter on Showtime for two hours. True story. Damn gobshite... pillow talk 21:10, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

August

YesTimeToEdit (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 14 Sharply Dressed Cows

• This guy has started more cults, useless forums and random conversations than everyone else on the site put together, mixed with chocolate sprinkles. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:53, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • See here also --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:57, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
• Well, I do like chocolate sprinkles. -RAHB 11:37, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
• For MrN 11:43, Aug 1
• Fo' shizzle my nizzle Dis gui ALL dat an' shit, dawg! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:59, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
• And he ran over my puppy, too! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:37, Aug 1
• Who's YesTimeToEdit? Do you mean Yettie? &&Absolute f♥r. sirsysrq @ 15:45 Aug 1
• for. i don't think i said that stuff he says i said, i say. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:37, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

True Gerry, although I do remember saying "pants", so I can't really complain that much... MrN 20:04, Aug 1

• Guys, I'm 100% taking this personally and definitely not taking it as a joke and totally letting it get me down. - [19:10 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

  Well, look at who we give this award to. Cajek, Skullthumper, SysRQ, Dexter. It's obviously something of an honor. But I think if you're not being sarcastic here, the best thing to do would be to strike this out and nominate someone else. pillow talk 19:35, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

  Hypey...I voted for myself...all is well. I'm not getting UotM this month (sheesh...again?!?!), so I might as well take this thing. - [19:53 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

• Ah, so you did. Then I shall vote for you as well, for making me puzzle over your declaration of undying love on my talk page. pillow talk 19:55, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

• I never said "undying" love... - [19:59 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

• Hey! What the... put my trophies back!! If this were any other vote, I would rescind it right now. Or at least send you a strongly-worded letter. pillow talk 20:11, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

• Be warned! I have my eyes on that golden urinal. Good fit nicely in my toilety... - [20:40 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

• For, though I am deeply envious. Really. --mrmonkey72 21:38, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • You could just stop doing stuff and hope for next month. Or name yourself after a useless key on the keyboard. That's how I won this award, anyways. sirsysrq @ 23:04 Aug 1
    • Or you add four more numbers after you're name and come up with a new word to use when you're voting. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:25, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
• For: because he routinely gives me things not to care about. -- The Zombiebaron 02:58, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

• You're going to die of poisoning tomorrow...arwgh, sorry....did it again! - [09:13 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

 For.His user page is too constipated.--LOLsupreme 11:14, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

*sighs* - [10:18 15 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • IV in the peacock underoos. Also, CAVEMAN FÚTBOL!!!!!!!!!!!! so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 02:02, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

 FATHER INTO YOUR HANDS, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?! TRUST IN MY SELF-RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE, I CRY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO-fuck it. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA SOAD's good... The time is 00:05, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

September

Jocke Pirat (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 Jock straps that ROT

•  Nom & for. <Jocke_Pirat> I dont' get nommed for anything anymore. Then again, I'm retired. Self-explanatory. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:14 Sep 01, 2008
• For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:16, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
• For Retired my butt nugget! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:18, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
• For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:32, Sep 26

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +12 medical practitioners who don't know if they are cuming or going

• Nom&For, a previous winner, I know, but I feel the good Doctor has done enough for a second shout at this award, and must be a strong nominee for this years UGOTY! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Five (Now that this is just a joke award...) MrN 23:36, Sep 1

• It wasn't a joke when I won it. Those were the days... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:46, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

• Like a Vietnam War Veteran, I strike out of retirement and hit the vietcong with my coffee cup grenade when my 7th grade students least expect it. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  1/09/2008 @ 23:42
• For. Guy talks me out of leaving over stupid drama and then leaves over stupid drama. Give me a Gob; give me a shite. pillow talk 23:44, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
• Hesitant For. Remember the last time we nominated Famine? Good times. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:06, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
•  And everyone was banned. The End. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(00:40 09-2-2008)
•  For winning an award twice. That's a good thing, right? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:02 Sep 03, 2008
• For. You'd be the first one to win this twice, which means you're history in the making. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:14, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
• For getting that evil song from the chatroom STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR 2 DAYS!! - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 00:29, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
• For listen: this bastard has been going without being insulted for TOO LONG. Look at what he did to me! LOOK AT ME!   Le Cejak • <14:17, 17 Sep 2008>
• I guess he made you the overly banned person you are right now. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:31 09-18-2008)
• Might as well he seems deserving of this award despite Nobody Caring that he already won and I don't ethier. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 10:13, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
• Three LOOK AT CAJEK! -RAHB 11:16, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

October

Spang (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 Users thinks that this guy should had already got it

•  Nom+For I can not believe he has never won this award. He deserves this award 10 times more than last months winner. Well let's get this fixed shall we. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 17:58, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
•  FU SPANG! Yep. Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 18:02, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
• For I don't myself on here... Oh well, Spang's a great choice. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:55, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
• In Loving Memory of Splarka, Strong For -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:03, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
• FUcker!!!11 -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:16, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
• Java -RAHB 05:49, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
• Against. Still not a useless gobshite. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:29, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
• Sure. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:37, Oct 20

November

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +11 People who wonders WTF happened to Kip

•  Nom+For I have no idea what has been going on with Kip. He hasn't got a ban since July, which has me concerned about him. Whatever it is the Admins are now messing with a New Target to ban alot. If they have lost interest in Kip then he's probably useless. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:00, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
• For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:42, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
• For - I have nothing to declare except my uselessness. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 07:52, Nov. 9, 2008
•  For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:56, Nov 13
• For. Because. --UU - natter 16:22, Nov 13
• For Not banned for a whole 4 months. Simply not acceptable behaviour. Oh. TKF. MrN 22:05, Nov 13
• It's God's Will -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:12, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
• Per TKF, it is indeed my will. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:57, Nov 13
• For The best useless shit on the site. -RAHB 05:49, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
• For Per RAHB. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:10, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
• Kippers! —talk 12:23, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
• I have a strange affection for Kippy and that's why he needs this award. ~ 12:23, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

December

Dave2 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 Users that go after Goatse Lurkers

•  Nom+For I have received recommendations on the chatroom to nominate Dave2 for UGotM. I feel that he is qualified based on his edit history of Goatse style edits and the fact that he is always in the #uncyclopedia chat room lurking and doing nothing else. (also besides the fact that he cannot be kicked when I tried to when I was oped in another room with him) This user is rather useless and should be our UGotM. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:15, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
• W♥v. I didn't even know this was a real user for the longest time. And by that, I mean I still don't know if this is a real user or just a name I keep seeing on IRC. Regardless, he's a motherfucker...the finest goddamn motherfucker I've seen on this site in a long damn time. /me salutes sirsysrq @ 14:32 Dec 4
• 3(O)E -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:51, Dec. 5, 2008
• Obvious for. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Dec 6
• For because he's obviously the son of ChanServ —talk 16:38, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
• For because I've never heard of him, and nobody nominated me even though all I do is haunt the forums. VT 22:53, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

*Bandwagon vote. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:01, Dec 12

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Score: +10 Horrible MS Paint Artists

•  Nom+For Have a look at the current Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/archive10, bloody hilarious. Other notable contributions include The Samurai Elite and having his edit to the Gordon Brown page reverted. --Dogshead 22:57, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment. I don't know if this will offset the lead of Dave2 which I feel is more useless. Maybe next month. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 04:32, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Another Comment I would find it funny if someone would nominate this guy for Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Month. Hey noone else is one there yet and this is the only one that was making Potato Chop images so far even though he's doing it in MSPaint. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:44, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
• For haha. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:08, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
• Strong for. Amateur MS-Paint makes me smile, and making fun of this user fills me with sadistic delight. pillow talk 19:29, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
• PHWORE Bringing attention to the VFP crisis we had. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:55, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
• FUCKING YSESSS!!! Awesome. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:32, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
• YEMEN --Dottorre 02:06, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
• For his mp paint skills. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 02:20, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
• Strong For - if his self-portraint features -Asahatter (annoy) 02:27, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
• Sexy. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 08:23, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
• Gordon Brown! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:52, Dec 31

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