User:GOD!
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
Lo! I'm GOD! and this is my UNcyclopedia user page. I'd like to tell you a few things about myself, but that would spoil the sense of mystery and reverence. So I think its enough to say that I am what you think I am, and then some more, despite what some of the other deities say about me.
Stuff I've Worked On[edit | edit source]
Everything, with the exception of France. And Walt Disney.
To Do List[edit | edit source]
- Armageddon
- The Rapture
- Bug fix for flaw in Evolution program