User:The UnIdiot

User:The UnIdiot

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This user is from Norwell, Massachusetts. In other words, they have an army of whores to vote for their articles!

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from RAHB.

”This person had a sub-par sockpuppet sequel under his control.”

The UnIdiot is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure them by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 17 years, 5 months and 11 days.

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Articles

Mainspace

16. The New Jersey Hoax
20. The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! - PLS Winner! - Surprise Feature!

UnNews

1. UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" - Featured!
2. UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white! - Featured!
3. UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading - Featured!
4. UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" - Featured!
5. UnNews:Iran to invade Iran - Featured!
7. UnNews:Europe to play "The Final Countdown" indefinitely
10. UnNews:AIDS "support" group leads to outrage; dead Africans
11. UnNews:Ah shit, I forgot what I was going to write about
13. UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album - Featured!
17. UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds for cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' w/ TheLedBalloon - Featured!
21. UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie - Featured!

Alt. Namespace

6. HowTo:Be safe with guns - Featured!
8. Why?:Use a wooden condom - 2nd place in the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball - Featured!
9. Unquotable:Keanu Reeves w/ TheLedBalloon - Featured!
15. UnScripts:All Mixed Up - Featured!
19. UnBooks:Beep - Featured!

UnTunes

12. UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song - w/ TheLedBalloon - Quasi!
14. UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition) - Featured!
18. UnTunes:Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions LIVE at the Big Corporate Superdome w/ TheLedBalloon

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