User:Roger The Bum
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Weapons of Choice
What people say about Roger
“I say to you that Roger The Bum is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.”
“In Soviet Russia, Roger The Bum unties YOU!!”
“All Your Base Are Belong To Roger.”
“Gefahrt Gefahrt und Heibelshliefelmussenkukelfahrtfahrt-undfahrt!”
Quotes on his bumness
“Money is the root of all evil, so as a bum, I guess I run as sudo.”
“Spare A Quarter?”