User:Roger The Bum
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Badges of honor[edit | edit source]
Please put all awards here.
 | Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter
This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for the coolest guy I have ever met. Period. Congratulations.--Roger The Bum |
 | CloroxQuest award
This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links. |
 | Killed in Action
This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue. |
Ninjastars[edit | edit source]
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Original Ninjastar In appreciation for joining, and for your contributions to Folding@home –Todd Lyons
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Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand For Jesus Christ Ninjastar. –Isra1337
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Weapons of Choice[edit | edit source]
What people say about Roger[edit | edit source]
“Roger The Bum came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. Roger The Bum ransomed those who were strangers and made them Roger The Bum's own. And Roger The Bum set Roger The Bum's own apart, those whom Roger The Bum gave as a pledge according to Roger The Bum's plan. It was not just when Roger The Bum appeared that Roger The Bum voluntarily laid down Roger The Bum's life, but Roger The Bum voluntarily laid down Roger The Bum's life from the very day the world came into being.”
– St. Phillip on Roger The Bum
“You can have a Roger The Bum in any colour you want... as long as it is beige.”
– IBM on Roger The Bum
“All Your Base Are Belong To Roger.”
– CATS on Roger
“Meh”
– Some Guy on Roger
Famous quotes[edit | edit source]
“Gefahrt Gefahrt und Heibelshliefelmussenkukelfahrtfahrt-undfahrt!”
– Roger The Bum on Tchus Tchus
– AAAAA AAA AAA on AAA AAAAAA A, AA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA. AAAAAA AAAAA...
Quotes on his bumness[edit | edit source]
“Money is the root of all evil, so as a bum, I guess I run as sudo.”
– Roger The Bum on his financial situation, or Linux
“Spare A Quarter?”
– Roger The Bum on his financial situation