User:Roger The Bum
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Badges of honor[edit | edit source]
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Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
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This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for the coolest guy I have ever met. Period. Congratulations.--Roger The Bum
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This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.
Ninjastars[edit | edit source]
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Original Ninjastar In appreciation for joining, and for your contributions to Folding@home –Todd Lyons
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Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand For Jesus Christ Ninjastar. –Isra1337
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Weapons of Choice[edit | edit source]
What people say about Roger[edit | edit source]
“Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill Roger The Bum, and you are a god.”
– Jean Rostand on Roger The Bum
“These are the times that try men's Roger The Bums.”
– Thomas Paine on Roger The Bum
“All Your Base Are Belong To Roger.”
– CATS on Roger
“Meh”
– Some Guy on Roger
Famous quotes[edit | edit source]
“Gefahrt Gefahrt und Heibelshliefelmussenkukelfahrtfahrt-undfahrt!”
– Roger The Bum on Tchus Tchus
– AAAAA AAA AAA on AAA AAAAAA A, AA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA. AAAAAA AAAAA...
Quotes on his bumness[edit | edit source]
“Money is the root of all evil, so as a bum, I guess I run as sudo.”
– Roger The Bum on his financial situation, or Linux
“Spare A Quarter?”
– Roger The Bum on his financial situation