User:Roger The Bum
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Badges of honor[edit | edit source]
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Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter
This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for the coolest guy I have ever met. Period. Congratulations. --Roger The Bum
This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.
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Weapons of Choice[edit | edit source]
What people say about Roger[edit | edit source]
“Roger The Bum came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. Roger The Bum ransomed those who were strangers and made them Roger The Bum's own. And Roger The Bum set Roger The Bum's own apart, those whom Roger The Bum gave as a pledge according to Roger The Bum's plan. It was not just when Roger The Bum appeared that Roger The Bum voluntarily laid down Roger The Bum's life, but Roger The Bum voluntarily laid down Roger The Bum's life from the very day the world came into being.”
“Oil prices plummet due to... *shakes Magic 8-Ball* ...Roger The Bum.”
“All Your Base Are Belong To Roger.”
“Meh”
Famous quotes[edit | edit source]
“Gefahrt Gefahrt und Heibelshliefelmussenkukelfahrtfahrt-undfahrt!”
Quotes on his bumness[edit | edit source]
“Money is the root of all evil, so as a bum, I guess I run as sudo.”
“Spare A Quarter?”