User:Roger The Bum/Weapons

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The Arsenal of Roger[edit | edit source]

Roger has an arsenal to be reckoned with. The list of weapons goes from trivial matters to worst case senario.

The Arsenal[edit | edit source]

Kittens[edit | edit source]

The ultimate street drug. FoMoinFo, see Kittens. Should put them out in no time

White Hole[edit | edit source]

The exact opposite of a black hole, it is a piece of antimatter so dense that not even light can penetrate its gravitational field. Your opponent will be blown away. Easily neutralizable with a black hole. Try to think of it as YoUr UnIvErSe AsPlOdE, rather than a black hole's YoUr UnIvErSe ImPlOdE.

Black Hole[edit | edit source]

This object is a piece of matter so dense that not even light can escape its gravitational field. Your opponent is Phyukked. It can easily be neutralized, however, by a white hole.

YoUr UnIvErSe ImPlOdE, NoT A SpLoDe.