User talk:Polystyrene Man

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Oye

Read this if you haven't already.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:16, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

I get it now!

Leoispotter explained it perfectly in my talk page. Fonshezzz is an avant-garde musician who works under the alias of "Jack Sullivan." Got it now? --THE 22:26, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

PS I took your test twice. Once I got nothing, and the other time I got dead. That test is truly a terrifying experience. Just to let ya know, this part has a red link in it. Dunno why. k. wmfo2.weoow . i923;,c.; --THE 22:42, 9 June 2007 (UTC) --THE 22:42, 9 June 2007 (UTC) --THE 22:42, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

LOOK LOOK SEE SEE COMING DOWN THE LANE.... HE COMES SPOT HERE COMES DOT AND THEIR CHICKEN JANE!--Fonchezzz 14:05, 10 June 2007 (UTC) PS- Have fun next saturday in the triathalon!

What the hell did you just do???

It looks as though you just killed Fonchezzz's userpage. Its now impossible to delete the enormous text. Way to go.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:40, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Dude! Leoispotter! Chill! You see the little "edit" button at the top of Fonchezzz's userpage? Click it! Then highlight the enormous text that apparently offends you, and press "delete". Okay? --THE 19:41, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

I can't! The large text is blocking the edit button!---- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:27, 12 June 2007 (UTC) 20:26, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

I can. If you want me to get rid of it I will --THE 21:32, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh. You already did. I'm rather behind the times. --THE 21:33, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

PLEASE CALM DOWN. There is no reason to be calm for alarm, so don't disintegrate your masculinity for the loss of some poured glass of milk drunk like a monkey on a blue lotus leaf! --Polystyrene Man 02:19, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

your quiz...tale...thing

I added some stuff to your rather epic thing. My edits start here and it ends with part that has one link that loops back to earlier in the tale, and another that's red because I stopped. I'm not very good at emulating your bizarre writing style, but oh well. I might add more later...maybe...feel free to mess around as much as you want with what I already wrote, too. --THE 17:46, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay. The little sub-plot I added ends up here, which just loops it back to two of the pages you made. Yeah. --THE 17:58, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

your quiz...tale...thing

I win! I successfully got to the impossible place where it says I'm the WINNGER. And now I've returned to demand an award. Make me an award! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:35, 8 July 2007 (UTC) PS: cool test thing though.

He's been blocked for two weeks for overuse of "nougat nougat nougat". He can probably make you an award when he returns though --THE 11:46, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

OH, DEAD AIR.

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Howdy

Hey, why do you get banned so often? I find your contributions witty and insightful. Those silly moderators don't understand humor! --Polystyrene Man 23:23, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. You're my favorite person in the world. Keep up the good work. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:34, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Alright you arse, stop commandeering my account! I'm reporting you to Ban Patrol.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:44, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

The Freak Went See is as follows.

FRANCAIS. NO PROV VERB PACQUETTE. BUT VOKE KAB KWIZ AVEC DIX MOTS ATTITIONELLES.

KEM. I have no clue.

YOU WORE A SHIRT OF VIOLENT GREEN.

--THE 20:02, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

HHwy ho i love that song give me a kopy byefor i break and egg! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:48, 25 October 2007 (UTC)