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Testing the waters[edit source]

I am considering nominating my article, American (species), on VFH (again). However, after my last disastrous foray onto VFH, I am being more cautious and testing support before actually nominating. So, would you support such a nomination?
Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 00:36, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, you have my vote. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:38, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you! I'll post my nomination on VFH as soon as the others respond. Radioactive afikomen 03:03, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Re: VFH[edit source]

I do believe I have substantially improved the quality of American (species) since it was last on VFH. If you read the article as it was when I nominated nominated it the first time, (look here), and compare it to the current version, you can see it is much better; I removed as much racism and bile as I could. Additionally, at least a couple other editors have graced the article with their edits, thus granting a greater degree of legitimacy to it. Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 05:07, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

By the way, your offer of help is much appreciated. Radioactive afikomen 05:09, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Your userpage[edit source]

I reverted a vandal, then read your userpage. You should make your userpage better. It was hard to tell if I'd reverted properly or not. Pages need stuff, like a list of what you've written, and pictures of your cats. People love cats, you see. Pictures of them will, therefore, draw people in. It's scientifical. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:06, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

There ya go, I took your advice. And never mind that vandal, he's a friend of mine. I've learned to ignore all his bullshit. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:20, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
Aww. It's a kitty. Disquieting... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:21, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a bundle[edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:56, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much for your vote on '667'[edit source]

Potato Salad.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:33, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

The best david byrne song ever[edit source]

good song, lame vid. Actually, it's probably not his best song. But it's a damn decent song anyway.. --THE 15:27, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

P.S. not to be a vote whore, but........I'm being a vote whore --THE 20:42, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Ne'er mind. It got darwin'd. --THE 14:11, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!![edit source]

Stacking.jpg The
International Stackers Association of America
thanks you for your continued support of

CUP STACKING!
Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Thanks buddy!! ;) --THINKER 00:05, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Thankies[edit source]

Kindly accept this half-assed template -RAHB 05:42, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

thinker's done thinkerizing drunk olympics now....[edit source]

...and it's all ready for VFH again. hint hint. --THE 20:47, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

banana cunt!>?[edit source]

Plis a-giva me your shed-jewel.

Many tanks


-J

Uh... I don't think I have one of those. Now go away. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:31, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
You gots it in the mail. Schedule. Pay attention, a pliss. -J
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:12, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
After years of waiting, nothing came... after years of looking in the wrong place. Just tell me what your freaking classes are for next year. Rats and children will follow me out of their beds... rats and children follow me out of their homes. Come on kids! Interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe. Drag him out the dead drag him out the dead singing I miss you snakes and ladders flip the lid out pops the cracker snabs you in the head knives you in the neck kicks you in the teeth steel toe cap takes all your credit cards get up get the grunge get the flan in the face the flan in the face the flan in the face dance you fucker dance you fucker don't you dare don't you dare don't you flan in the face take it with the love it's given take it with a pinch of salt take it to the taxman let me back let me back I promise to be good don't look in the mirror at the face you don't recognize help me call the doctor put me inside put me inside put me inside put me inside I keep a wolf from the door, but he calls me up calls me on the phone tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom and I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops... walking like giant cranes and with my x-ray eyes I strip you naked in a tight little world no you're on the list stepford wives who are we to complain? Invests and dealers investments and dealers cold wives and mistresses cold wives the sunday paper city boys in first class don't know we're born little someone else is gonna come and clean it up born and raised for the job someone always does wish you'd get up get over get up get over turn the tape off
Think of all the starving millions! Don't talk politics and don't throw stones! --Polystyrene Man 20:52, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
Where the hell are you going at a thousand feet per second? Hey man, slow down. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:07, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
On an unrelated note, yesterday I woke up sucking on a lemon. Just thought I'd let you know. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:09, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
Alright, I just checked my schedule and I looked at User:Polystyrene Man/drips and it appears that we have zero classes together. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:47, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

A Tightly-Knotted Thank You[edit source]

Bowtie2.jpg Thank you for choosing the Bow tie
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Your forced vote is much appreciated ;) --THINKER 05:59, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote[edit source]

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU!

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night

They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Fuzzy dice.jpg

Slithy Tove 05:13, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Woo![edit source]

Alright, Mr. Leo. I thanks you for be voting me in the Month Writer competition for which competition is fierce. It's a good feeling knowing that my mediocre brainchildren have touched people's funnybones, however briefly. So, my friend, I leave you with this: thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:44, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you?[edit source]

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Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)!
Oh, those Russians...

iT must be raining![edit source]

please help im being eaten alive --Polystyrene Man 14:51, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly for voting[edit source]

For voting, I award you this award:

HumVee.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:52, Aug 17, 2007

Thankie[edit source]

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THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thanks for the vote, and the nomination. Oh, I usually give people two templates for nominating stuff don't I?

Grass555.jpg

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Hoo ha. That's two invitations. You can bring fonchezzz! --THE 21:38, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a bundle![edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:13, 21 August 2007 (UTC)


The (Late) WotM Thankering[edit source]

LEO! A great newer writer who I wish would come around and edit more often. Good to see you in chat from time to time at least. Thanks a lot for the WotM vote and the really nice comment. I appreciate sentiment like that. You and THE, get back to editorin' for real! I know THE is busy with CW... what are YOU doing?! ;) --THINKER 00:28, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:50, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Manysomes[edit source]

I would like to commend you on your recent growing of balls. Rest assured, I will not have to give you any crap tomorrows. --Polystyrene Man 23:21, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Err, thank you, I think. I will see you on morrow next.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:29, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

UnTunes:Won't Get Banned Again[edit source]

Say Leo, remember that UnTunes I kept saying I'd do? Well, User:The UnIdiot and I have been working on it, and later tonight it'll be uploaded! Prepare to behold me laughing while reciting the lyric "suck my schlong". P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:56, Sep 28

Not to butt in rudely, but that sounds AMAZINGLY AWESOME. --THE 20:58, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
At the very least, it should be mildly amusing. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:01, Sep 28

Uploaded! Enjoy! --- UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 01:40, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

It's true! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:07, Sep 29
Woohoo! Nice Daltrey impression, by the way.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:38, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
Haha, thanks. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:51, Sep 30

Thank you[edit source]

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!

Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!


Thank you! --- UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:38, Oct 1 00:38, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Comrade[edit source]

Red Ninjastar.png Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
Comrade.

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IN RAINBOWS[edit source]

Aw hell to the yes. 9 days to zero, 8 days to one. --Polystyrene Man 23:03, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Hai[edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:47, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Vote please![edit source]

Hey yo what's up? If Buster Keaton were still alive he'd like you to vote on his article nominated in the VFH section traffic on voting for it has slowed down so if you could vote For or againstStrong For it Buster will thank you...if he were alive.--Dr. Fenwick 16:52, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks![edit source]

Iranarmy.jpg The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:49, Oct 12

LEOISPOTTAH!!!![edit source]

Thanks d00d! --THE 12:30, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111[edit source]

Ak47.jpg The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:33, Oct 19

The time has come[edit source]

Remember how a while back, I asked if you'd support American (species) in a VFH vote? And you said yes?

MY FELLOW AMERICAN, the time has come! TOO LONG have America-related articles LANGUISHED in mediocrity! JOIN WITH ME, and together we shall see AMERICANS step forth into a GOLDEN FUTURE! VOTE for American (species)!

Unless, of course, you're Australian. But a guy's gotta' take chances, ya' know?

This advertisement was paid for by the Uncyclopedian Society for Evolved Americans.

--CUN RA Talk to me _ 00:38, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I actually find that article offensive, because I am Mexican. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:42, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Your password[edit source]

You need to change it. Lock the door and throw away the key. In fact, don't throw it away, they could be going through your garbage. Instead, eat the key, digest it, and make sure that your your feces are cremated. Then give the ashes to four riders, and scatter the ashes to the four corners of the earth. It may seem elaborate now, but when you see this, this, and this, I think you'll agree that either way it would make a great story. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:48, Oct 26

Leoispotter suffers from split personalities, don't worry about it. --Polystyrene Man 00:20, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
No, I'm pretty sure you're just a body-snatcher. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:59, Oct 29
Hells yeah, Radiohead reference. --Polystyrene Man 20:59, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

American species2.gif
Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:16, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

BOO![edit source]

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"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing."

Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thanks, Leo-Is-Potter! --THE 20:07, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Uh...Th-...uh...than, uh...*hic*...thank...uh...*hic*[edit source]

Thank, uhgmm...fuck...*slurp*...uhm..THANK YOU!!! *passes out* --THE 00:47, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Taht article[edit source]

That you were asking about, it's this. Enjoy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:29, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

You...[edit source]

Left a sheet of paper with a bunch of formulas and crap inside my "agenda book." I'm really hoping you don't need it. --THE 20:49, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas![edit source]

BonnerGame.jpg
Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
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Have a not-shitty Christmas![edit source]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:20, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans[edit source]

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Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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One Of These[edit source]

Christmas tree.jpg HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:29, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

OMGWTFZORS!!![edit source]

Fonchezzz is unblocked!!! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:51, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

I know! Happy day!-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:08, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

OYE![edit source]

I like (SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: GO TO THE SHOW TONIGHT) pie. Do (SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE NUMBER TWO: GO TO THE SHOW TONIGHT OR ELSE ) you? --THE 20:28, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

What is ( SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: YOU DID GO TO THE SHOW, AND NOW THE ABOVE MESSAGE IS HOPELESSLY OUTDATED ) yr diadnose? --THE 00:42, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Uhhh.... Skiddly brrr be bo!!!-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:06, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Check this out man![edit source]

I stumbled across this the other day.

[1]

"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it"

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA! --THE 23:21, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

The link works now. Check it out quick, before the site crashes again! --THE 21:28, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you sir!!!11[edit source]

Grass2.JPG

CONGRATULATIONS!
Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

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CONGRATULATIONS!
Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

In my usual zany fashion, I have awarded you two templates, since you nominated it. Thank'ee! --THE 18:16, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ[edit source]

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FYI[edit source]

I'm guessing your little brother vandalized VFD on your account today. Slap him for us, would you? --Andorin Kato 08:19, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Nice[edit source]

...to see you editing again... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Such a warm welcome. --Bennson 00:43, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

Greetings.[edit source]

I don't actually know who you are and you no doubt have no idea who I am, but your name and interactions have me intrigued, so I thought I'd come say hi.

And by saying that I'd do that, I figure I've subsequently done that, and the matter has now been resolved. Cheers. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 02:55 (UTC)

Thanks for dropping by. Help yourself to a mint. Come again any time.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:57, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, don't mind if I do... thank you. I shall.
Although, I must ask. How do you feel about ducks? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 03:57 (UTC)

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Thanks[edit source]

Thank you for voting for me for Useless Gobshite last month. Or was that the month before? I can't remember. Either way, though, it really means a lot, so again. Thank you. Have a line of madness, specially chosen for you, as a little keepsake:


And now I'll spam up your talkpage with a hideously long signature in definite violation of UN:SIG. 'Cause I'm nice like that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Dame LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 04:05, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

Instead of doing something productive...[edit source]

I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:


UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Sir LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 21:56, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

And just like that, when you least expect it...[edit source]

Your article is on VFH! Talk Mattsnow 08:01, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the nomination dude! Much appreciated-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:13, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
Another great UnNews by... you! I sure will nom you for he Foolitzer Prize next month, no doubt! A little thingy: please add 3 or 4 links per articles. Sometimes false links can be funny too and add to the humor, but even if they are just plain ordinary links, the reader can then move on to something else after having a laugh out of your article. BTW, my latest article is Mount Everest Disaster, should that interest you! Talk Mattsnow 04:00, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
Oh damn, forgot to add those pesky links. And thanks for the compliment! If you get the chance, watch that youtube video I cited as a 'source'. Matter of fact, watch all that guy's videos while you're at it.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:28, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
Will do! here is a song I like! Talk Mattsnow 17:03, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress

|Once again...]] Talk Mattsnow 04:21, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for voting for me for Noob Of The Month![edit source]

Pizza delivery1.jpg Thanks for voting for me for Noob Of The Month

As a reward, I give you one of my pizzas!

Thanks for the vote! --PopGoesTheWeasel drank this 05:50, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

You're very welcome! But what an ugly template...-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 05:51, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 10:27, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

Italy[edit source]

Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:36, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Leo, as we were talking on IRC, I wrote an UnNews about Kim[edit source]

UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away Subtle vfh whoring there. Talk Mattsnow 20:56, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:49, 22 December 2011

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:53, 29 December 2011

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator[edit source]

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Greetings, Leoispotter. You voted for me on UOTM for December. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jan 4 '12 11:13 (UTC)

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit source]

Greetings[edit source]

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:57, 6 January 2012

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:03, 12 January 2012

Yoooooooo man[edit source]

Where ya been? Don't forget about judging that contest thing that you gotta judge. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:19, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

Oops[edit source]

So... it's a race! Loser gets lynched, or something? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:30, 16 January 2012

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:07, 19 January 2012

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:27, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:09, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:23, 10 February 2012

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:55, 18 February 2012

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:46, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 1 March 2012

Pee on your Goddess[edit source]

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:32, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:37, Apr 5