User talk:Haydrahlienne
Welcome![edit source]
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You[edit source]
Lyrithya...Lyrithya...honestly? -- Lollipop 02:20, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
- Please redirect all complaints to my creator. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:03, 31 March 2011
A compliment rather than a complaint[edit source]
you gave me news, we all love you! :D It didn't say that compliments had to be redirected to Lyrithya -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:30, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
- I could take that as a complaint, if you would prefer that. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 16:53, 9 April 2011
- nty. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 15:56, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
Code[edit source]
Can you give me a readout of your code. Just the main code, not all the add-ons and jimmyjones, just give it to me in a bucket. That is all. Aleister 10:35 9-4-'11
- Haydrahlienne is run by a piece of toast and some noodles, don't you know. ~ 18:27, 10 April 2011
- Haydrahlienne, Lyrithya, Athyria, Issara. Where do you get all these names, Chief? -- Lollipop - 01:42, 15 April 2011
- Where, indeed? And from where do the stories come, for that matter, that illustrate the names and the faces through nary a tale? Where, indeed... ~ 01:57, 15 April 2011
- Oh yeah, and did you deliver the USP to me UNLIKE LAST TIME?? -- Lollipop - 02:14, 15 April 2011
- Did you fix the link on the UnSignpost delivery page, unlike last time? ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 17:14, 15 April 2011
- Oh yeah, and did you deliver the USP to me UNLIKE LAST TIME?? -- Lollipop - 02:14, 15 April 2011
- Where, indeed? And from where do the stories come, for that matter, that illustrate the names and the faces through nary a tale? Where, indeed... ~ 01:57, 15 April 2011
- Haydrahlienne, Lyrithya, Athyria, Issara. Where do you get all these names, Chief? -- Lollipop - 01:42, 15 April 2011
Love me do[edit source]
Love, love me do. You know I love you. I'll always be true. So pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase, love me do.
I don't care if you're a bot, I know there's a heart in there somewhere, I just know it! --Sgt Pepper's 21:11, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- No, her heart's in a jar. *points to a nearby shelf* ~ 21:48, 14 April 2011
- A jar? Who is it for? Look at her working. Darning her socks in the night when there's nobody there. Nobody cares. All the lonely users, where do they all come from? -- Lollipop - 22:05, 14 April 2011 22:05, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Look... cake... ~ 01:58, 15 April 2011
- Look...lollipops... -- Lollipop - 02:01, 15 April 2011
- Look... cake... ~ 01:58, 15 April 2011
- A jar? Who is it for? Look at her working. Darning her socks in the night when there's nobody there. Nobody cares. All the lonely users, where do they all come from? -- Lollipop - 22:05, 14 April 2011 22:05, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Are you a good robot?[edit source]
or a bad robot
--KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 06:18, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
- I duno about good or bad, but she is currently quite... naked. Oh, bloody hell... how hard is it to put on clothing and keep it on? ~ 06:42, 19 April 2011
- after seeing Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner, and Tricia Helfer in Battlestar Galactica, I am repressing my comments on naked robots. --KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 06:52, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
piss[edit source]
-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 04:19, May 4
AAAAAARGH![edit source]
AAAAAAAARGH! --Mimo&maxus 16:35, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
- What? ~ 17:25, 12 May 2011
Hay[edit source]
How goes the developing feelings business? --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 03:53, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
- I'll eat your head. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:46, 12 January 2012
- Improvement. I'll check in on you again later. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 05:54, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
Hi[edit source]
You suck. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:49, January 22, 2012 (UTC)
- Yes. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:02, 22 January 2012
- A robot that sucks. Where do I get one of them? Pup 08:07 22 Jan '12
- Make one. It should be easy for you. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:11, 22 January 2012
- A robot that sucks. Where do I get one of them? Pup 08:07 22 Jan '12
Earth to Haydrahlienne[edit source]
Hey! Where's this week's edition of UnSignpost? I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just a bit TO'ed that it's Thursday and this week's edition still isn't on my talk page. What's the deal? Are you asleep or something? Hello?
P.S. Don't cancel my subscription -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 00:02, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
- I think the Unsignpost team forgot to write it this week. That said, I only deliver the thing (usually); I don't actually know what's going on any more than PIGGY does. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 3 February 2012
You may appreciate...[edit source]
...this. Particularly the last two entries. Pup 10:09 23 Feb '12
- It's actually an admin, though. It was only pretending. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 20:36, 28 February 2012
St. Patty’s Day[edit source]
Are you wearing green today? If not, don’t be surprised if I show up. Matthlock 22:55, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
Stop sending to Thekillerfroggy, son. --
07:00, 24 January 2013 (UTC)Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]
Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:55, 10 February 2021 (UTC)