User talk:Mimo&maxus
I'd rape your page if I wasn't raped out. MM, thanks for the nomination for the Spear! It's actually one of my favorite of my own pages here, and very few people get it. It's got one of the funniest pee reviews I've ever read, from Shabido, who missed the point (the bird's pointed beak) entirely. It's about a bird, a bird name to Britain and a province of France. Nothing more. People seem to want to read it as a metaphoric page about a has-been singer. I could tell them 100 times it's not about her, and they continue to ask me if it is (see pee review). So thank you very much, appreciated like a dog appreciates someone throwing a ball. Aleister 18:03 3-4-14
Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]
Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:35, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
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