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Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Get into Heaven

Hi bro, I did the pee review of your article I put it in the discussion section of the article. Feel free to ask me for help when (if) you want to retouch the article, I'd be happy to help, and then you could nom it or I could, as you wish! Are you really only 13?? And I guess you speak Greek also? Jesus, you're good. Talk Mattsnow 03:26, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Haha, I did add some things. Want me to continue to help? I don't have much more ideas though, but I could rephrase some sentences a bit. When you feel it is ready, I'll nom it, cool? Talk Mattsnow 19:56, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for your vote on the VFH stuff, especially on Skunk, a page I hold dear as it is a true story. I am married to a skunk. And I hear Greece is melting down financially, so if you need a loan or something ask Lyrithya who is loaning money to everyone these days. Thanks again! Al Saturday September 2, 2012 (UTC)

I should be thanking you right now, for the information. --Mimo&maxus 18:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
But I prefer not to thank you. --Mimo&maxus 18:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Now go away. --Mimo&maxus 18:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
I came back! Al 18:47
Can't you read english? I said "go away". WTF. Whatt are you? greek or something? --Mimo&maxus 18:49, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:

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like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:34, May 29

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Shame on you!

For the sake of non-existent dramatic effect, I shall repeat myself. Shame on you! And why is the shame "on" you? Because you were foolhardy enough to vote for the featurisation of A Series of Unfortunate Events, my latest article. Don't you realise that you should have hacked into the Uncyclopedia servers and removed both the article and its nomination page from existence? Well, you obviously did not and now look what has happened: A Series of Unfortunate Events made it onto the front page! This could well cause the fall of the southern hemisphere, and it's all your fault. Lemony snicket signature.png 14:57, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

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FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I appreciate it, and stuff.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:09, June 3, 2011 (UTC)


Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Mimo!!!

Mimo, thank for the vote on the Chicago Seven hippie page ten seconds ago (I'm lurking in the nom page, just behind the bush in the corner). Really appreciate it. I like that time in history, and the Chicago Seven were really a big part of some of the changes towards more freedom that occurred in the era, except in Europe, which has always been free (hahahahahaheeheeheeheehahahaha huh?). Are you enjoying the hot summer, or just setting wildfires and watching the fire engines come (I like it when they start throwing those hoses around)? Al 10:26 11-6-'11

I visited Chicago once. It was the only time I travelled outside from Greece. Huzzah! --Mimo&maxus 10:35, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
Did you get arrested, or visit their Art Institute? And you mean you've never been to Italy or one of the outlying provinces? It will be fun when you get a railpass and start wandereing. Aleister 10:40 11-6-'11
Italy? Yeah, sure. Those are the cities I have ever visited in my life: Chicago, Athens and Thessaloniki and some villages in Greece. --Mimo&maxus 10:44, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
Aye, the world will be your oyster. Cities will lay at your feet. The alps will send their glaciers to escort you to the jeweled provinces of the earth. For me anyplace is fine as long as they have good Indian resturants. Aleister 10:46 11-6-'11
In what city do you live bro? And do you want me to nom the Howto article or do you want to edit it further? (Sips his coffee) -__- Talk Mattsnow 10:49, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
I live in Thessaloniki. You can nominate the HowTo article whenever you want but I know it will never be feautured because it looks like Aleister's one. --Mimo&maxus 11:16, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
P.S. Aleister, for me any place is fine as long as I have a laptop or a bike or a porno magazine. --Mimo&maxus 11:18, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
There are bikes now that look like porno magazines. And maybe enough time has passed so people won't remember my page. I'll vote for yours for sure. Aleister 11:22 11-6-'11
If you vote for my page I want you to do it because you like it and not because I paid you. --Mimo&maxus 11:55, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
Your payment was in gumballs. It was supposed to be in euros. But I will vote for it anyway. Aleister 11:57 11-6-'11
Gumballs? No, no, no! This is how I paid Mattsnow to vote for my article. I think I paid you with fake free pizza cupons. --Mimo&maxus 12:35, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
I'll take some souvlaki as payment, just send them in the mail! Do you think your article about homework would stand a better chance? It was great too! Talk Mattsnow 22:11, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
I don't know about the homework. I like it better than the other ones but the rest of the people here don't like it at all. --Mimo&maxus 07:24, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Weird... I do like it. And why would people not feature the article cuz Aleister wrote some? They vote on the article, not on whether 1 or 4 people wrote it! When was it nommed the last time? I think we have to wait a month... And I called the Greek Police for that porno mag, it is illegal at your age. They should be at your home and bring you to jail in a couple of minutes. Talk Mattsnow 07:29, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
I just nommed it! BTW, I have an article on VFH, Doping in sports. I had fun writing it, go read it if you have time! I am anxious to see if your article is gonna go well, more than if it was mine lol Talk Mattsnow 07:45, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
I couldn't read all of it but it's really good. Great, a n00b will have more feautured articles than I have. --Mimo&maxus 11:26, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I followed you to the Greek Uncyclopedia

Hurrah! --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:12, 11 June 2011

No way! --Mimo&maxus 11:25, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Yes way! --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:43, 12 June 2011
Possibly way! --Wanna see a magic trick? 17:03, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Do it with the Mimo&maxus way. --Mimo&maxus 18:35, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
I miss the old Mimo. You were close to being old Mimo again when you revealed the real Mimo. But suddenly,you are falling deep within the crusts. Whatever happened to "yay"? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:39, 12 June 2011
Yay is shit dude. lolololololol. --Mimo&maxus 18:40, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Ignore me. This is the result of facebook on kids. --Mimo&maxus 18:43, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
How dare you edit conflict me! --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:46, 12 June 2011
Duuuuuude! Chill out! Now, give me a link for your article which is nominated at VFH. --Mimo&maxus 18:47, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
No can do. Voting's closed. Didn't make the cut. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:50, 12 June 2011
Meh. It would be strange if it was feautyred. HAHAHAHAHA! Kidding. Just give me the link. I didn't say I would vote for it. HAHAHAHAHA! Kidding. Just give me the link. --Mimo&maxus 18:53, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
You don't have any features either, do you? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:05, 12 June 2011
No but I have one nominated and of course Mr.I-am-Lollipop-who-doesn't-vote-for-M&M's-articles won't vote for it, right? --Mimo&maxus 19:09, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
I've had three articles on VFH, but none of them made it. If I vote for on one of your articles, will you nom one of mine? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:16, 12 June 2011
What are you doing? Why do you need so much that feautured article? I don't care about your vote or anyone's vote. I would nominate one of your articles if it was good enough but I would never do that only because you voted for my articles. What you're doing is not good. Would you like it if I voted for your articles only because you asked it? Wouldn't you be sad if you knew that your article is featured even thought it doesn't deserve it? I do not like this form of threating or compromise or however you want to call it. I don't need anyone's vote if it's just because I helped you or something. I want a vote only because my article worthed this vote. Anyway. Give me the links and if I like them I promise you that I will nominate them. --Mimo&maxus 19:29, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry...sorry...it was wrong of me. Give me the link to your article, i'll read it, and i'll judge. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:36, 12 June 2011

Wow, Mimo, you are so right. I wouldn't like anybody to vote for my article if he didn't like it. I've changed lol. Remember my paranoia when my 2nd nommed article was trashed? Being featured is cool, but in the end, everybody will have forgotten about it in a week. I've got one right now on VFH, Doping in sports and I care more about Mimo's article than mine. Seriously! It's cool to see your article is doing well, I told you it was good! On the other hand, I had an article deleted from VFH and I personnally think it is better than the 2 features I have, I laugh when I reread it, while I never read the 2 that got featured. Just saying that because you shouldn't be obsessed as much as you are, Lollipop. We should do a collab together, if you have ideas for an article, tell me on my TP. We should do an article that is Canada-related. BTW, Mimo, is your sig broken? 3 letters are not showing... Maybe it's my PC. --Talk Mattsnow 20:53, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I already apoligized, so let's forget about it and move on. And Matt, it's not your PC, it happens on and off on Uncyclopedia sometimes. And also Matt, yes, we should collab. I restored my Canadian patrionism once I moved from Guelph to Markham in mid-May (note:this is the first I speak of the move). --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:05, 12 June 2011

The Links?

The links to what? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:21, 13 June 2011

UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

First feature

Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! FEATURES ARE IRRELEVANT! YOU STILL SUCK! LOL Talk Mattsnow 04:27, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

eh? --Mimo&maxus 07:29, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

WOOHOO

I HAVE A FUCKING FEATURED ARTICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Mimo&maxus 11:54, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations, man. Well-earned and deserved. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 14:29, 18 June 2011
Awesome! I told you this article was good! Talk Mattsnow 23:08, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
Damn it. I'm the last remaining one of the Trio of No Features (Magic Man, Mimo, Lollipop) that has no feature. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:30, 18 June 2011
Don't worry, you'll get one in due time. I can see one in the near future... --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:16, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Is it a normal article or is it a HowTo or another project...? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:34, 19 June 2011
It's mainspace, but I suggested you move it to UnBooks. --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:06, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Is my first feature I don't feel well? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:18, 19 June 2011
Maybe. Like I said, one of your best works yet. --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:23, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
The best thing i've done is either Stupid Cats (also the best thing Shabidoo has done), and UnBooks:QUIT, Roman Dog Bird! But perhaps you are right. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:25, 19 June 2011
I've read all three, and my opinion still stands. But Stupid Cats brings up a close second. Stupid Cats may actually be first, in my opinion, if it wasn't so goddamn confusing (no offense). --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:29, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I added some stuff, then Shabidoo started writing stuff that made no sense. Some of it is just John Lennon cruft. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:31, 19 June 2011
Sure, blame it on the other guy... --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:40, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Okay...some of it was me too. And I moved I don't feel well to UnBooks. With a few fixes, do you really think it can be a feature? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:44, 19 June 2011
Yes. But you really need to put the work into it. You can't just make one or two changes and say it's ready. It'll take quite a bit of rewriting. But I know you can do it. --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:50, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I have an idea to expand the end. And the beginning. And some other parts. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:51, 19 June 2011
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You can do it Lollipop! And what is your featured article, Magic Man? Mimo is probably going on a beer binge or whatever they drink in Greece as we speak! :) Talk Mattsnow 06:29, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
It's called "ouzo" you english man. --Mimo&maxus 09:10, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Now, the qestion is: Should I make a template? --Mimo&maxus 09:13, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I'm a French man, you little Greek! You could send the last pic of the article to people as a thanks, you know, the nicely titted blonde... Talk Mattsnow 09:18, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Ugh. Could you make me the template? If you do that I'll give you a souvlaki. --Mimo&maxus 09:26, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
No no forgett about it. --Mimo&maxus 09:27, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Anyway, I suck at making templates! Here's a reward gif I stole from Dancing dude! :P Talk Mattsnow 09:30, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I did it! I made a template. --Mimo&maxus 09:36, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
LOL, how could you do it so fast? Talk Mattsnow 09:42, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
It's a familly secret. --Mimo&maxus 09:47, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Yay, your story looks great on the main page. Nice work, and congratulations!!!! Aleister 11:32 19-6-'11

Thanks man :D --Mimo&maxus 11:57, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Mattsnow: My featured articles are UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!, HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise, UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows, and I got half feature credit from IC on Dinosaur. --Wanna see a magic trick? 14:08, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I liked Dancing dude. He once made me a Lollidance. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:05, 20 June 2011
It's too bad he doesn't come around much anymore. I'll have to talk to him... --Wanna see a magic trick? 21:33, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
Why do all the best user go away? This dance will cheer us up.

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My favourite of all Dancing dude's dances. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:29, 21 June 2011

It looks like he was cool, I hope he comes back! Talk Mattsnow 04:09, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
Zombiebaron once banned him for giving free dances to users. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:10, 21 June 2011
Lollipop are you stupid? This dance is mine. Look sho upoladed it. --Mimo&maxus 08:23, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
I mean you're not stupid, you're crazy. --Mimo&maxus 08:32, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
Oops. Also Mimo, where did you get that dance? Looks like something from Hanna Barbera or an old cartoon...? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:41, 21 June 2011

Shiiiitttt

I hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by your sheer awesomeness for voting for this. --Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:27, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
Uh? --Mimo&maxus 08:24, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Kryptonite

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Thanks-a-million for disregarding this dumb warning. You have wisely chosen the dark-side of the farce.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:44, Jun 26

Bye guys

I'm leaving uncyclopedia. Frikipaideia is my new home now. You should check it out. It's really cool. So, I'll come back again when I want to vote for VFH. Don't worry. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET RID OF ME SO SOON. Actually you are. Anyway. Bye. --Mimo&maxus 22:42, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

No one's gonna say good bye? --Mimo&maxus 08:07, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
NOOOOOOO!!! First SPIKE then Hyperbole and now you. NO DON'T LEAVE!!!! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:08, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
Yep. --Mimo&maxus 19:49, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
I feel like I would be upset... if I had feelings... --Wanna see a magic trick? 21:51, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
Last time he did this, and he didn't leave. But I feel that he leaves on a good note, him having a feature and all. Hope you comke back soon, Mimo, and you will always be remembered.

--Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:13, 29 June 2011

Don't worry Lollipop, I will comke back. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! --Mimo&maxus 22:41, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

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--Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:13, 30 June 2011

Awwww lollipop made a pic for me. Okey then I might stay for some time . --Mimo&maxus 13:40, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Oh NOES!!! Now that you had a feature you're riding in the sunset, content in your glory lol. Come back often, Mimo! You're always welcome! Is Frikipaideia the Greek Uncy? Talk Mattsnow 14:17, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
This guy just read on his PC that Mimo is leaving. Talk Mattsnow 14:17, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
yep. --Mimo&maxus 14:21, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Hahahaha I Love that image. --Mimo&maxus 15:53, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Mimo has got to be one of my favourite Uncyclopedians. I remember a time when Mimo was the funnest, best Uncyclopedian of all time. A time when we used to draw pictures of each other, and housed them in a gallery. A time when I was Maniac mcpee, Magic man had a sig of blue, SPIKE was king of UnNews, names like "Bevanz" "Happymonkey39" and "Airhogs777" were tossed around, and Mordillo was emperor of Uncyclopedia. I miss those days. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:38, 2 July 2011
It's all MORDILO'S FAULT!!! kidding... --Mimo&maxus 10:02, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
There be ye archives. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:55, 3 July 2011

Great article

I wanted to say before your great departure that your article is here maybe it'll do well for the best articles of the month, it's already got 2 votes! Mines have 1 (mine lol). Come back to see us seriously. Talk Mattsnow 03:26, July 2, 2011 (UTC) 03:23, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

What? Give link. --Mimo&maxus 09:07, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
GIVE ME THE FUCKING LINK! --Mimo&maxus 10:01, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
I already did Uncyclopedia:Top10 11/Jun.Talk Mattsnow 02:39, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

!HFV no etov ruoy rof sknahT

.segassem nataS wollof lanimilbus yna dragersid esaelP !sdrawkcab ti daer uoy ,yeH !sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ton oD !sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ton oD

ZELUR GNIKSAMKCAB

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Slithy Tove 00:57, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

40th Thanks

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FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my 40th featured article.

It also happens to be my third featured UnNews.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:56, July 9, 2011 (UTC)


House Neopowell Salutes You

We're all up on the main page with Game Of Thrones in a couple of days, thanks for the vote and 'shiz, yo. Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 11:00, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Penis

You're fired. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 19 September 2011, at 04:57

Hello!!

Is this the return of the great Mimo? Roll the red carpet! How are you, dude? Stuck in the riots much? :S Talk Mattsnow 12:17, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that's how I was gonna call it if I knew what riots means. --Mimo&maxus 12:18, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
You don't know what a riot is? Don't lie to me, brother! Talk Mattsnow 05:28, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

Pee ready!

It was fast eh? Talk Mattsnow 05:28, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

It was fast as a turtle. :P Anyway, thanks man. I would appreciate it if you could help me too. You would be the best. --Mimo&maxus 06:48, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
I'll see what I can do in the next days. If I'm not too lazy. Talk Mattsnow 07:38, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

I am useless

I can't write articles anymore. I lost my talent. Even a n00b is better from me. :'( --Mimo&maxus 07:40, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Halloween!

--RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:12

Hey!

How are you Mimo? I see you're working on sleep deprivation, I hope the Pee was helpful! Is there a lot of protests where you are? I am interested in that sort of civilian uprising. Talk Mattsnow 19:06, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Heyyyy man! Do you know we changed our president here in Greece? --Mimo&maxus 19:07, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
No, he was ousted out? I hope things are gonna change for the better, do you have an external link to a reliable news source about what's going on? Then again, I may just google it... Talk Mattsnow 19:10, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
yes I'm afraid that's what you have to do. Google it.:P About the artcle, I can't help it. I think I'll just have to nominate it for deletion. It's just no funny at all :( --Mimo&maxus 19:12, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Don't do that! It's at least very good for mainspace as of now, maybe it would even be good for VFH. Want me to tweak it a bit? And has this whole protest thing impacted you? Is English your maternal language? I am curious as hell as you can see XD Talk Mattsnow 19:18, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
o.0 .... of course you can help me. I really need some help with this article. --Mimo&maxus 19:23, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Will do! And how about my last question? On my part, my maternal language is French and I learned English very gradually and I am 30 and still learning. Being bilingual at such a young age is amazing! Talk Mattsnow 19:54, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Mine is greek. When people heretry to speak english it's a total disaster. They can't speak english but they don't care about learning the language either. I'm quite good in english judging by the other greeks (At least the ones I know) I also ordered an english book from my unkle in U.S.A so I can practise reading english. It's Misery bear's guide to dating.. or something. --Mimo&maxus 20:00, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Damn, son, I thought you were born in the US or something and your family moved there... Awesome! At this rythm, you're gonna know 39 languages when you're my age! Did you plan on further tweaking the article as of now? If so, go ahead, I have all my time today, I'll edit after you're through so we don't edit conflict. Talk Mattsnow 20:05, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Meh, my work is over. Righ now I can only base on you to make the article better. If I come bach again tommorow, I'll probably work on another article I'm making. See my contributions if you want to help. I would appreciate it more if you would help me with my new article as I'm not planing to work on sleep deprivation any further. This article just sucks! --Mimo&maxus 20:09, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
ok, but I worked a lot on the pee review... Imagine how discouraging it is if that didn't inspire you (although I don't know if you made other changes since then) Talk Mattsnow 20:13, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
It was your pee review that made me stop trying to make the article good :P Now go help me with that thriller movies thing. --Mimo&maxus 20:16, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
WTF, did my Pee review discourage you? It sure wasn't the goal man! Talk Mattsnow 20:21, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
I reworked only the intro so far, what do you think? If you want, I can totally rearrange the article in the next few days and then it's gonn be a collab between me and you! What do you think? Talk Mattsnow 20:46, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Nice work there. You can still change more parts if you want to but you have to know I am going to work more on my thriller article. --Mimo&maxus 12:40, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
Actually forget about it. I won;t be working with that thriller thing so yes! Let's try to make this shit look nice :D The Therapy section is the worst one. It really needs a rewrite there --Mimo&maxus 13:26, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
what is this supposed to be? --Mimo&maxus 19:03, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
Did you read the whole article on Mexico, really? You liked it? I think it's gonna be a good one :) Talk Mattsnow 16:15, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
Not the whole but the most of it. Do you know that I haven't complete reading any article on uncyclopedia? I haven't even read my articles. None of them. :P --Mimo&maxus 18:48, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
Since you buggers are conversing about article rewrites at the moment, I am currently (sort of) operating a rewrite on Plushophilia. Feel free to toss out ideas. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 December 2011, at 21:59
I'm so stuck in my collab with Shabidoo and the article I'm writing, I can't toss much of anything I'm afraid, sir Pop! Talk Mattsnow 23:05, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
I might help you lollipop. And you, Mattsnow, you were supposed to work on my article and now you go and write something with our worst enemy, Shabidoo? How could you do that to me? :'O --Mimo&maxus 11:47, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

Bice!

That's a bice article, it's bearly perfect! You should joib, you seem to be a bice guy! Good bight! lol Talk Mattsnow 17:18, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you. It's bot bice to make fub of others. :'( --Mimo&maxus 17:33, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
I kbow. I wob't do it abymore. I bet you bibe$ I wob't do it agaib! Talk Mattsnow 19:22, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
You kbow bothing. --Mimo&maxus 11:56, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Neptune

Hey man, sorry I didn't reply sooner, I was quite busy! I tweaked the hell out of the article in one big edit, tell me what you think! :P Talk Mattsnow 10:32, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks man! :D I like what you did there and it's definetly better now. I hope that with a little more work it can be featured. --Mimo&maxus 13:36, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
I think it can be, was it you that started it? Talk Mattsnow 14:13, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
No it was an anonymous user who also did the most of the work. --Mimo&maxus 14:52, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
I'll look at it tomorrow, I'm too tired, but I think it's almost VFH ready... Feel free to add something in the meantime, your ideas are easy to tweak, the "ring" idea was very good! Talk Mattsnow 15:45, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
How are you bro? I see you are working on Neptune, I'll help you with the prose after you're through. I like this article! :) Talk Mattsnow 14:53, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks man! I forgot what it feels like haveing a feutured article :P. I don't have any ideas about it right now. What do you think? Should I make another section? --Mimo&maxus 14:57, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
If you have a funny idea that is in tune with the article, yes! But the see also section sucks Talk Mattsnow 15:03, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
I don't have any more ideas about it. Also, you're very right about the see also section. I am going to get rid of it. --Mimo&maxus 15:07, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Well, take your sweet time about the idea thing, if my brain unclogs, I'll add one. BTW, did you know that Kim jong il is dead? UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away Whoring there, but I don't give a fuck lol Talk Mattsnow 15:16, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
I saw it on the TV. :P --Mimo&maxus 15:22, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
LOL, just a little word to say it doesn't look good at all when you are voting for 5 articles on vfh in 2 minutes...Recent Changes is a stol lol. Please, the writer deserves you read it before voting man! Talk Mattsnow 15:40, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Don't you know I never read any of uncyclopedia's article? Everybody knows it! I don't even read my articles. None of them. Really. I haven't read Neptune :P I'm just reading a small part of the articles and then vote. --Mimo&maxus 15:55, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
LOL, I caught you! I'll continue to help you on Neptune, I can see it be featured down the road Talk Mattsnow 16:27, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Italy

Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:37, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Mimo. I hope the holidays found you working on your homework and not getting into trouble. Yay! This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 28-12-'11

Hey bro! How are you?

I started an account on the French Uncy for a while now, I already have one article translated, things are very different there, things are flowing so slowly compared to here! Is it the same thing over at the Greek Uncy? Where is the link to it? I just can't find it on the list on the left! What is the link to your userpage? I can give you mine on French Uncy, but there's not much to be seen :D [1] Talk Mattsnow 14:46, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

The greek uncyclopedia is called Frikipedia and yes, unfortunately, things are different there too but we have done a nice job with the main paige. My name is Mimo&maxus and like you, there's not much to be seen in my page either. I stopped editing in frikipedia when I found about uncyclopedia. It's a shame cause I could do some really nice work. --Mimo&maxus 14:51, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
Well it's a nice change anyway, the Recent Changes sometimes stretch for more than 24 hours with 50 edits! It somehow is harder to write funny stuff in French, even though I know the language better. Talk Mattsnow 15:02, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
So what? You will rarely see a day in frikipedia when more people than 4 have edited . --Mimo&maxus 15:08, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Time bomb.jpg

Greetings, Mimo&maxus. You voted for me on POTM for November, and also for me on UOTM for December, and for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jan 4 '12 11:30 (UTC)

My name is not Mimo%26maxus. It's Mimo&maxus. --Mimo&maxus 11:48, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
Computers!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jan 4 '12 11:50 (UTC)
Copy-paste! --Mimo&maxus 11:55, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:57, 6 January 2012

Why? Is Lyrithya leaving? --Mimo&maxus 08:59, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
What?? Why do you say that??? She's not leaving, is she??? D: Talk Mattsnow 09:25, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
I'm sorry Mattsnow but this is the truth. Lyrithya's leaving --Mimo&maxus 09:30, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
You kidding me??? Talk Mattsnow 09:32, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
So, did she leave? --Mimo&maxus 19:18, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

UnBooks:My Tedious Day

A user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. By now, the article was featured.

Thank you for voting for UnBooks:My Tedious Day on VFH! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:09, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Happymonkey2012.jpg

CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:00, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Seriously, I'm inactive for about two months. What makes you think I would care about a competition right now? :P --Mimo&maxus 18:37, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
Because deep down inside...there is that little boy who always wanted to be an astraunot! --ShabiDOO 19:29, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
It's true I always wanted to be an astraunot. --Mimo&maxus 13:06, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

MotM

Magician of the Month Magician of the month January 2012

--Wanna see a magic trick? 01:51, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

but... I'm not nominated o.O --Mimo&maxus 12:52, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
You were, though, and you won. --Wanna see a magic trick? 18:11, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
What the fuck? When did that happen? --Mimo&maxus 21:23, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

Hey!!

I know I have declined some collabs (with you!) because at the time I didn't have much time in my life, but now I would really like to collab with you bro! Just link me to an article we could complete together, do it on my talk page to be certain I get it!!! Talk Mattsnow 05:34, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

When did you declined collabs with me? o.O --Mimo&maxus 19:19, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

llloohe (a dyslexic hello)

Hello, good to see you on the watchtower. Have you been writing for your nation's poor uncy, or just having the fun of your life? We do miss you here, and Lollipop too, and now some others. It's sometimes a dark hallway here sometimes, as so many offices have the lights out (Zana Dark's was always dark, but now more so. Some of us camp outside her door, to see if she shows up again. I saw you were here when you voted on my something something, and had to come see if you were still here. And we must find Lollipop before the authorities do. Aleister 12:31 30-4-'12

Potato. --Mimo&maxus 14:33, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

Just in case nobody told you...

I know it's only rock-and-roll, but I like it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Jun 12 '12 11:06 (UTC)

lolwut? (It's me but I'm too lazy to log in) --109.242.249.168 13:12, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

That's your article, right? I like it. I just tripped across it when some IP was inserting their doohickey into it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Jun 12 '12 13:15 (UTC)

actually an anon made most of the edits but... thanks :D --Mimo&maxus 19:13, June 16, 2012 (UTC)


Mouri

Oste to paizeis mouri edo sta amerikanakia e? :P-----SaintMowgli (talk) 23:25,

Not anymore man, not anymore... --Mimo&maxus 16:17, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
wazzup?? Ksereis re file se poion milas??--Icons-flag-gr.png Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 20:22, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
Yes... Aren't you Ahmed from the mall? --Mimo&maxus 20:29, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
Shit! You got it...--Icons-flag-gr.png Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 21:16, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Your picture on my talk page

Yes, I love it. The drawing is worth a thousand words (although I can't write most of those words on this family friendly site). I hope all goes well, and that you've gathered your sheep together for the winter. Why hasn't anyone written you since September? Where did Puppyontheradio go? Why? Give my best to your teachers, if you know what I mean. And is your Dolphins Ate My Homework page featured yet? It's too great to not be. Pizza, Al 12:25 10Decem12

You sure know how to end a paragraph.. --Mimo&maxus 13:37, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
Mimo, you're

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

altough I'm not sure if you even where off at some point. But hi again. Still remember me? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:43, 10 December, 2012 (UTC)
I was just bored and thought that I could pay Uncyclopedia a visit, so here I am! I don't think I am going to write anything here so don't get your hopes up you filthy animals!! And of course I remember you bro! How could I forget.. eh... you ? (Just kidding, of course I remember you) --Mimo&maxus 15:57, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Hello

Are you cheese? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:36 8 July 2013

No, I am shoe. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:05, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
Well, anything to eat is fine by me. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:06 9 July 2013
Even *mphhg* PENIS???!?!?1?!?!?! *bursts out laughing* --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:14, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
Of course. Penis is quite nice. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:16 9 July 2013
I see. Btw man, you've got to admit, that penis joke was DOPE! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:20, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
It was extremly DOPE! I love penis jokes. And just plain penis. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:24 9 July 2013
So, you are quite the anus intruder, aren't you? Get it? The "anus intruder"! *wink* *wink* --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:30, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
I prefer the term "back-door bandit..." IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:32 9 July 2013
Okay, let's be honest now! When you said you prefered the term "back-door bandit"... did you mean that you are actually Flam0987e.gif A HOMOSEXUAL?Flam0987e.gif --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:49, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
I have a feeling that I am not a Flam0987e.gif A HOMOSEXUALFlam0987e.gif.

IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 07:00 9 July 2013

How do I know that? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 07:29, 9 July 2013 (UTC)


Hello

Are you cheese? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:36 8 July 2013

No, I am shoe. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:05, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
Well, anything to eat is fine by me. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:06 9 July 2013
Even *mphhg* PENIS???!?!?1?!?!?! *bursts out laughing* --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:13, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
Of course. Penis is quite nice. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:16 9 July 2013
I see. Btw man, you've got to admit, that penis joke was DOPE! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:20, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
It was extremly DOPE! I love penis jokes. And just plain penis. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:24 9 July 2013
So, you are quite the anus intruder, aren't you? Get it? The "anus intruder"! *wink* *wink* --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:30, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
I prefer the term "back-door bandit..." IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:32 9 July 2013
Okay, let's be honest now! When you said you prefered the term "back-door bandit"... did you mean that you are actually Flam0987e.gif A HOMOSEXUAL?Flam0987e.gif --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:49, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
I have a feeling that I am not a Flam0987e.gif A HOMOSEXUALFlam0987e.gif. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 07:01 9 July 2013
How do I know that? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 07:29, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

VFH

On a real note, I've got an UnNews up on VFH. You mind voting for? - Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Syrup thieves caught... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:42 9 July 2013

Sure tin. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 06:49, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

This talkpage is too

clean, damnit. You won the Scandinavian of the month-award almost a month ago and due IFYMB's laziness, I'm here to congratulate you. So, congrats; consider yourself lucky, mate.

Also lol you're not scandinavian. Heh. But you won anyways, you sexy beast. Congrats once again. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:02, 17 August, 2013 (UTC)

Thank you! --Mimo&maxus 19:42, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Hey, holy shit!

You found the new site. Awesome. Hey, look! There's a puppy being ripped apart by C.H.U.D.s! Awesome. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Aug 31 '13 5:16 (UTC)

About time there was some gore in this website! --Mimo&maxus 19:44, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the revert. I recognise the author of that particular vandalism! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:59, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

VFH

The old guy needs some activity. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:31, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

Mimo!!

Hello!! I won't be on long today, and I just saw you voted for the face in the cloud article. Thanks! Mez hope all is well with you and yours, and much fun awaits you in the weeks and months ahead. And if that homework page isn't featured yet, it should be! Aleister 21:46 27-9-'13

I can't believe you still remember that Homework page, even after two years! It's a featured Why?, even though after all these years I have come to the realisation that it was a pretty shitty article. Please stay longer and maybe join us in Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization? I love having you around Aleister and it kinda brightens my day seeing you're still alive and active! --Mimo&maxus 21:54, 27 September 2013 (UTC)
Long ago a page on homework was written and illustrated, and it was one of the best of its kind on the website. Years passed, and then it was put up for feature once again! This time, may it pass before the devil knows its nommed. Aleister 20-10
Dunno man, it kinda illustrates the humour of a typical 12year old, which I was back then. I don't think it'll have much success now but, well, let's wait and see, right? I know I'm voting for it! P.S. Thank you for nominating it! Even I haven't showed that much faith on any of my articles! Peace --Mimo&maxus 13:37, 21 October 2013 (UTC)
MIMO. I was thinking that we at uncyclopedia don't make enough money. We should go on strike. Do you...by any chance...have any experience going on strike? --ShabiDOO 03:18, 21 October 2013 (UTC)
Naah, going on strike is so unoriginal! Everyone's doing it these days! How about we threaten to stop providing them with nudes? --Mimo&maxus 13:37, 21 October 2013 (UTC)

QVFD's back

Look for it in the drop-down tab for every page which is an article. Also, I'm going to make a forum post, because this is <big><big><blink>HUGE NEWS</big></marquee>

Also, TROLL! In the dungeon!

Thought you ought to know...

[faints]  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 21 '13 22:28 (UTC)

...see there, this is why I don't do things anymore. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 22 '13 23:28 (UTC)

It is pitch black.

You are likely to be eaten by a grue. The Uncyclopedian Master (talk) 17:13, 28 December 2013 (UTC)

Do not start a revert war. You can keep experimenting in your user space. Please don't change the original template. Yet. --Mimo&maxus 17:16, 28 December 2013 (UTC)
*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Uncyclopedia? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

The Uncyclopedian Master (talk) 22:06, 28 December 2013 (UTC)

Right... --Mimo&maxus 23:05, 28 December 2013 (UTC)
ED's in Spain now? Cool. Those wacky Spaniards... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Dec 28 '13 23:31 (UTC)
No, wait, that's Estonia. My bad. Those wacky Estonians! They'll host anything for a laugh.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Dec 28 '13 23:36 (UTC)
No, it really is those wacky Spaniards. And it looks like Uncyclopedia is in Colombia. Well, what do you know! --Mimo&maxus 23:43, 28 December 2013 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia isn't in Colombia. Lyrithya couldn't afford the "m". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Dec 28 '13 23:46 (UTC)
Oh... the "m"... --Mimo&maxus 23:49, 28 December 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, you know.
The "M".
 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Dec 29 '13 0:01 (UTC)
Uncyclomedia is an foundation, not a corporation! They use .co for their own good! The Uncyclopedian Master (talk) 00:51, 29 December 2013 (UTC)
Really? Wow! Hey Uncyclopedian Master! Thanks for clearing that out to me! --Mimo&maxus 00:52, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

Wow long time no see!!

So cool you're here again. I'm on and off too, but we should write one good collab bro, give me news :) Talk Mattsnow 04:56, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

That'd be great but I don't think I'm able to write articles anymore. My imagination is gone and I'm being wanted for crimes against humanity in 58 countries. Maybe I should start reading books... or learn how to read things generally. Anyway, I'd love to collaborate with you man but standing in the corner and being beautiful would be the biggest help I could offer. Let me know if you're still interested. --Mimo&maxus 13:23, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
OK :) It's Matt Snow... I think! Talk Mattsnow 16:12, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
So that's why there's a snowflake next to your name.. --Mimo&maxus 16:40, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
By the way, thanks for comming back. :) --Mimo&maxus 16:41, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
Thanks! Now a little bit of whoring, I wrote this with a noob and it is on vfh, I think it's quite good, have a read if you want :) Tour de France Talk Mattsnow 22:19, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
Wow. Gotta admit, when I first saw it some days ago I didn't bother reading it because my knowledge of bicycle related stuff is minimum and I thought it would be filled with jokes I wouldn't understand but I was wrong. It rocks! Great job! --Mimo&maxus 06:33, 7 January 2014 (UTC)
Thanks man :) Talk Mattsnow 14:46, 9 January 2014 (UTC)

Mimo, hello, and can you do me a favor????

For some reason which I don't understand I can't upload pics here. Can you go grab two pics for me on the other site? They are on the page Guidebook to the Voting Rights..., never mind, just search for 'Guidebook' and it will take you there. The two I need are the Blue tinted pic of the Goddess of Liberty (no joke, she's in the cloud) and then the one in the section named "Observer1" near the bottom, which has lots of circles and inserted pics. Thanks a millllion, and best of New Year's (and yesterday's Russian Christmas) to you and yours. Aleister 21:05 8-1-14

Done aaand done! :) --Mimo&maxus 12:34, 9 January 2014 (UTC)
Thanks a nillion! I've actually put two or three more pics up there since these, and am really happy that I finally got some better pictures to go along with the page. If you feel like doing a few more I assume the Goddess of Liberty will be extremely grateful. The ones I remember are the Dr. King in orange, the Robert Kennedy (the one just above the section with his name), and the tinted and closely cropped pic of what I call James Bevel. If you do this, no time restraints. A week, a month, maybe in '15. And if I load more I won't ask you for any more. Do you see the faces/images in these things? I have no idea why I can't upload here, and that's a nuisance, as if I'm a helpless babe waiting for kind people like you to give me some mother's milk. ummmmmmm, mother's milk. Thanks again!!! I'll go load your retrieved pics on the page now. Aleister 13:22 9-1-'13

Downfall (film)

I see you left the redirect User:Downfall (film) in place and then listed it on qvfd. I, er, well not really exactly deleted it, but made it go away. Anyway, just pointing out that you could have suppressed the redirect instead of listing it on qvfd. You probably know that but I'm bugging you anyway because I'm annoying. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 22:44, 9 January 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, I accidentaly unticked the redirect check box. And don't worry; as long as you keep paying my child support to my wife, you're alright. --Mimo&maxus 12:33, 10 January 2014 (UTC)

Mimo!

Thanks for the importing of the pics. Love ya. I won't ask you again, but that was a good one to have your help on, Goddesses aplenty and all. I still don't know why I can't upload here, tried again to test it and nope. Oh well. Thanks again, and the best olive oil in the world to you! Al 12:52 13-1-14

Good day mimo

I am Ketchup Boss. If you think that I am a sockpuppet, I am not. I looked at I Love Bizzeebeever's profile first, and noticed that most of the things he likes aren't the types of things I like. P.S. Stop stereotyping every single new user as a sockpuppet.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 23:56, 2 March 2014 (UTC)

Since you have made this claim, how do you know Mimo&maxus thinks 'every single new user' is a sockpuppet? If you are not one yourself, this statement of yours comes out of nowhere, unless for some reason you have been poking into his past history. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 00:26, 3 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Mebi he warks fer d NSA. O noes, da gubermints are gunna taek aur guns!!!11! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 01:36, 3 March 2014 (UTC)
I do think you are a sockpuppet but frankly I don't care much anymore. It annoys me a little that you kept ignoring the sockpuppeting rule, but other than that you seem to be okay. Also, Denza welcome back! --Mimo&maxus 08:31, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

Good morning mimo

It's good that you care about what's happening on Uncyclopedia, but why do you worry so much about sockpuppets if they are not doing anything bad? Argylesocks is TKF, who something with his password. See this. Anton (talk) 10:47, 15 March 2014 (UTC)

Uh, using sockpuppets to vote on articles is something bad. And like I said, I don't care who's behind them, the rules are the same for everyone. --Mimo&maxus 11:13, 15 March 2014 (UTC)