User:Magic man

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Magic man

“AK-47s, the very best. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.”

~ Samuel L. Jackson

Features Grand Cross of the Order Featured Article: UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Visual puns This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Hypnotist This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Subliminal stimuli This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Lawn mowers This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! IC colab Featured Article: Dinosaur This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Colab with basically everyone Featured Article: Inbox This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Colab with Mattsnow Featured Article: Mini-golf This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: HowTo:Train to look awesome! This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Colab with Black flamingo11 Featured Article: Sun This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Colab with Socky, Romartus and Mattsnow Featured Article: Herman Cain This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Subpages User:Magic man/Awsome user User:Magic man/Bwahahahaha User:Magic man/Category:Pages with deprecated tags User:Magic man/Chris Korzen‎ User:Magic man/How to use an ICU User:Magic man/I'm stalking you User:Magic man/Magician of the month User:Magic man/Magician of the month/MotM User:Magic man/Magician of the month/archive User:Magic man/Magician of the month/voteMotM User:Magic man/Nope! User:Magic man/RANDOM DANCE PARTY!!! User:Magic man/This article will NOT scare you in any way. I promise! User:Magic man/UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows User:Magic man/Welcome! User:Magic man/Welcome to Uncyclopedia! User:Magic man/Why?:Why? User:Magic man/aristocrat results User:Magic man/awards User:Magic man/donate User:Magic man/donate2 User:Magic man/donate3 User:Magic man/halloweensig User:Magic man/happymonkey User:Magic man/happymonkey2 User:Magic man/I amuse myself User:Magic man/images User:Magic man/pee 1 User:Magic man/Penis User:Magic man/pee review 2 be done soon template User:Magic man/pee review done User:Magic man/pee review in progress template User:Magic man/penis enlargement‎ User:Magic man/sig User:Magic man/sig1 User:Magic man/sig2 User:Magic man/sig3 User:Magic man/siggy 1 User:Magic man/spammer welcome User:Magic man/Test User:Magic man/this message User:Magic man/TINY SOMBRERO User:Magic man/uncyclopedia.css User:Magic man/uncyclopedia.js User:Magic man/userpage User:Magic man/xmas User:Magic man/xmassig Whoring Nothing right now, go nom something. Blank space Music I am. Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Yahweh?

Articles Underlined = Requested Article, Italicized = Rewrite, Bolded = IC colab, Special featurey thing = Featured. What you didn't know about Mario & Luigi Thank god I FINALLY found you! AAAAAAAAA! (disambiguation) HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise Featured! March 31st 2011 UnPoetia:Poems that don't rhyme (With Shabidoo) That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! (With some great images by Zombiebaron‎) Featured! January 30th, 2011 That time I was nearly raped by Mr. Winkler yelling AAAAAAAAA! during my sojourn to the Jordanhill railway station UnNews:I sneezed (With help from Aleister, Dexter, and TKF.) I'm stalking you Why?:Why? Dinosaur (IC collab) Featured! April 6th, 2011 UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows Featured! May 19th, 2011 Number one article of May 2011! Hypnotist‎ Featured! July 15, 2011 Fruits (Originally Fruit) Uncyclopedia:What VFD is not‎ Visual puns Featured! June 23, 2011 Number one article of June 2011! NUMBER EIGHT ARTICLE OF 2011! (tie) Inbox (Colab with basically everyone) Featured! 3 July 2011 Number one article of July 2011! NUMBER ONE ARTICLE OF 2011! The What you should all be doing section in this Booby trap Mini-golf (Collab with Mattsnow) Featured! 31 August 2011 Sun (Collab with Black flamingo11) Featured! 3 September 2011 Number two article of September 2011! NUMBER TWO ARTICLE OF 2011! HowTo:Train to look awesome! (With Mattsnow) Featured! 21 September 2011 Subliminal stimuli Featured! 3 October 2011. Chris Korzen Hearing impairment Lawn mowers Featured 24 January 2012 Number two article of January 2012! Herman Cain (With Socky, Romartus and Mattsnow) Featured! 5 December 2011 The IC section in this God's userpage (With Xamralco‎ and PopGoesTheWeasel) Featured! 19 February 2012 HowTo:Count to 1 All of this Images File:Notepad with note.jpg File:Hello my name is Magic man (asshole).jpg File:Ah ha! (magic).JPG File:Black flamingo & Magic man.png File:Aleister & Magic man.png File:Picking flowers.png File:Uncyc gang.png File:Happymonkey39.png File:Dance party.png File:ChiefDS.png File:5674.jpg File:5672.jpg File:Moses with Ipad.jpg Featured! File:Golden-Groucho-Marx-glasses.jpg File:Eskimo woman.jpg File:Air defense wreckage with floating island.jpg File:Libyan-warplane-attacked-by-crabs-and-wasps.jpeg File:Lawn-mowing-nuke.jpg File:Gagged grapes.jpg File:Flag Tank & soldier.jpg File:TheSocialerNetwork.jpg File:Lollipopbirthdaycard(nopenis).jpg File:Captain-clownheart.jpeg File:Tubby.jpg File:Woman-in-rocking-chair(old).jpg File:VFD fight.jpg File:PointingMan.jpg File:The situation room.PNG File:Wigs R Us.jpg File:Trump wall.jpg File:Image of the year.png File:LOSER Medal 2.png File:LOSER Medal 3.png File:Sew in conclusion.PNG File:Message in image.png File:Evil salesman.jpg File:Stalin visual puns.PNG File:Trump wall2.jpg File:Content.png File:Eating-computer.png File:Not featured.png File:Also.png File:Darth tater aqua.png File:U.png File:Yellow U.png File:Selena-gomez-naked.jpg File:SMotM.png File:911 Commission Report F.png File:Obama chuckey.jpg File:Epic golf staredown.jpg File:Subliminal2.png File:Reservoir-dogs.png File:Elmo Subliminal.gif File:Earth "oh...".jpg File:StandUpForCancer.jpg File:Boo.gif File:Rand and Ron Paul.png File:German-Comics-Page.jpg File:Surprise contest logo.jpg File:God patch.png File:Wikipedia-god.png File:Streesed out google.png File:Richard the misfit dildo.png File:Communist Bulbapedia logo.png File:Imagine no taxes.jpg File:Out of Africa.png File:Jason VS. Candlejack.png A full record of all my uploads. Featured Image: Moses with Ipad.jpg This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia. Categories Category:Some-what creepy Category:Scary Templates Template:BOOP! Template:Aristocratjudge Template:User NSFW Template:Magicaluser Template:Usercantcount Template:Awesome user Images I created (On <choose>) Thing Designated Asshole! This User is designated an official scooper-jocky for VFD. Pity them. Well... Er... Nothing else to say, really. So... Leave. No really, go do something more useful then stalking me. OUT, NOW!

Magically-Featured Article (15 March 2011)

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