That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's

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They looked kinda like this, only fucking horny.

Dude, they were fucking gay. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit]

standing in the fucking streets of Angel Grove, California, doing my evil plotting thing with Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd, right? Like, space alien badass shit.

And these fucking rangers[edit]

zap down from space, Cheesy all over the place, and instead of going for the the villains, they make a powerline straight for me!

So I pulled out my[edit]

lazer gun and shot the shit out of them, and they try to have a 6 - way with me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. They nearly raped me.

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