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Article: UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows	Score: 15 old dead women
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For: 17	Self nom + for I've been working on this for a little while. It's one of my favorite articles I've ever written. I hope everyone likes it. Thanks. -- 01:38, April 25, 2011 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:51, 25 April 2011  For. Needs some Magic copyediting, but 'sides that, to die for. Aleister 23:03 25-4-'11 Al, thanks for the vote, but what do you mean by "Magic copyediting"? -- 00:13, April 26, 2011 (UTC) Minor copyediting things, I've done some of those for ya. Aleister 12:15 27-4-'11 For. so silly --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:46, April 30, 2011 (UTC) For. (talk) 02:54, 30 April 2011 02:54, April 30, 2011 (UTC) For. Hilarious EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:15, April 30, 2011 (UTC)  For. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:32, April 30, 2011 (UTC)  For. Atta boy, Magic. --(talk) 15:34, 1 May 2011  For. ~  11:53, May 2, 2011 (UTC) This is the most unugly news story to have ever been not ugly in the history of VFH!!! --ShabiDOO 20:10, May 4, 2011 (UTC)  For. You learn something new everyday. --Username18 KUN FP 02:50, May 6, 2011 (UTC) Funny is funny. This is funny. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:42, May 6, 2011 (UTC) For -- The Zombiebaron 06:42, May 6, 2011 (UTC)  For. I only wish there was something else we could use for that second picture instead the same one--it's kind of redundant. Other than that, it's great. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:40 May 16, 2011 (UTC) Okay, I changed the image. -- 00:05, May 17, 2011 (UTC) For-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:00, May 17, 2011 (UTC) For. Great concept. MrN 20:48, May 17 MrN 20:48, May 17 For. Got a smile from me. Deserves a feature. ChiefjusticeWii 15:41, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 2	I don't know if it's especially so for UnNews or not, but featured articles should be or do something special, and this one doesn't seem to for me. It's not bad, but it's really not that good, either. Sorry, mon; I do like silly and I like random, but this just sort of overdoes it without much else. 1234 ~ 20:02, 3 May 2011 Ah... I see... thank you for voting, but I'd like to point out one thing, I don't believe I whored all that much. -- 20:05, May 3, 2011 (UTC) Anyway, can you give me any advice on how to improve it so I can try to flip your vote? Thanks. -- 02:17, May 6, 2011 (UTC) Short of a complete rewrite, not really, sorry... most UnNews just plain ain't feature material in the first place, and the direction you take this really doesn't work for me at all. 1234 ~ 05:27, 6 May 2011 It's rather zany, but I did not find it particularly funny. pillow talk 21:07, May 13, 2011 (UTC)

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