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Article: UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows

Score: 15 old dead women

Nominated by:
For: 17
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self nom + for I've been working on this for a little while. It's one of my favorite articles I've ever written. I hope everyone likes it. Thanks. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:38, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:51, 25 April 2011
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Needs some Magic copyediting, but 'sides that, to die for. Aleister 23:03 25-4-'11
    Al, thanks for the vote, but what do you mean by "Magic copyediting"? --Wanna see a magic trick? 00:13, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
    Minor copyediting things, I've done some of those for ya. Aleister 12:15 27-4-'11
  4. For. so silly --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:46, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. Jackofspades.png (talk) 02:54, 30 April 2011 02:54, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For. Hilarious EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:15, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:32, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Atta boy, Magic. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 15:34, 1 May 2011
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For.Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 11:53, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
  10. This is the most unugly news story to have ever been not ugly in the history of VFH!!! --ShabiDOO 20:10, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. You learn something new everyday. --Username18 KUN FP 02:50, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Funny is funny. This is funny. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:42, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For -- The Zombiebaron 06:42, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. I only wish there was something else we could use for that second picture instead the same one--it's kind of redundant. Other than that, it's great. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:40 May 16, 2011 (UTC)
    Okay, I changed the image. --Wanna see a magic trick? 00:05, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  15. For-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:00, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  16. For. Great concept. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:48, May 17 MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:48, May 17
  17. For. Got a smile from me. Deserves a feature. ChiefjusticeWii 15:41, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. I don't know if it's especially so for UnNews or not, but featured articles should be or do something special, and this one doesn't seem to for me. It's not bad, but it's really not that good, either. Sorry, mon; I do like silly and I like random, but this just sort of overdoes it without much else. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:02, 3 May 2011
    Ah... I see... thank you for voting, but I'd like to point out one thing, I don't believe I whored all that much. --Wanna see a magic trick? 20:05, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Anyway, can you give me any advice on how to improve it so I can try to flip your vote? Thanks. --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:17, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
    Short of a complete rewrite, not really, sorry... most UnNews just plain ain't feature material in the first place, and the direction you take this really doesn't work for me at all. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:27, 6 May 2011
  2. It's rather zany, but I did not find it particularly funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:07, May 13, 2011 (UTC)

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