User:Username18
Hello there, fellow Uncyclopedians. My name is Username18. How original. If you're reading this, then you're an idiot, because I'm not a special user. I'm nothing special at all. But if you insist on reading this, go ahead.
Uh...so...what do I say now? Something about myself? Ok then. Well, I like long walks on the beach and short, brisk walks in the park at night and OH GOD I'M SO DESPERATE. Ahem. Sorry about that. Must've been something I ate. Or my crippling loneliness.
I live in Australia, so that means I take a kangaroo to school each and every day and when I get home, I have to bat all the dingoes away from my front porch.
So yeah, that's a little bit about me. Wasn't that SO interesting? I thought not.--Username18 KUN FP 22:55, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
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This user is an Australian
, so don't be surprised if they go on about "barbies", "cuppas", "maaates" and other things. |
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This user's IQ is over 146. |
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This user is a Nintendo fan. |
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This user is part of The Proofreading Service. |
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This user has written 18 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
Articles[edit | edit source]
- Underbelly
- UnNews:Amnesty International unfriends Uganda - featured
- UnNews:Grandfather declares sandcastle-building contest a draw
- UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare - featured
- UnNews:Abott tells surf lesson refugees 'I support smuggling budgies, not people'
- UnNews:Toyota releases new hybrid: part car, part deathtrap
- UnNews:Farmville pushes for seat on UN Security Council
- UnNews:Marauding Mongols slowed by complex visa requirements
- UnNews:Vampire claims 'Twilight' is ruining his afterlife
- A Letter for Paedophilic Priests
- HowTo:Care for a Goldfish
- UnNews:Greeks can't afford interest payments, leave keys in letterbox
- UnNews:Drunk guy experiments with booty tweets
- UnNews:Suicidal whale constantly frustrated by hippies
- UnNews:Santa's workshop outsourced to Third World elves
- UnNews:Dalek sick of fans asking him to say 'exterminate'
- UnNews:Junkie genuinely needs two dollars for train fare
- Sarah Palin addresses the Australian Tea Party
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Foolitzer Prize Winner (January) (2011) |
 Knight Commander of the Order |
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!