User:Username18

Hello there, fellow Uncyclopedians. My name is Username18. How original. If you're reading this, then you're an idiot, because I'm not a special user. I'm nothing special at all. But if you insist on reading this, go ahead.

Uh...so...what do I say now? Something about myself? Ok then. Well, I like long walks on the beach and short, brisk walks in the park at night and OH GOD I'M SO DESPERATE. Ahem. Sorry about that. Must've been something I ate. Or my crippling loneliness.

I live in Australia, so that means I take a kangaroo to school each and every day and when I get home, I have to bat all the dingoes away from my front porch.

So yeah, that's a little bit about me. Wasn't that SO interesting? I thought not.--Username18 KUN FP 22:55, January 4, 2011 (UTC)