Uncyclopedia:VFH/Failed
This lists the 30 most recently failed nominations. For all concluded nominations, see Category:VFH archive. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. to view the latest additions to this list.
| Article | Closed on | Score | Comment | ||||||||
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| 23 July 2026 | 1 ( 2 / 1 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | |||||||||
| A story built one paragraph at a time | 17 July 2026 | -3.5 ( 1 / 4.5 ) | mysterious wind | ||||||||
| Keir Starmer | 14 July 2026 | 2 ( 6 / 4 ) | To be worked on and renominated | ||||||||
| UnScripts:CT2: The Fate of Alpha Sector Quattro Tesla 5e+6 | 14 July 2026 | 1 ( 2 / 1 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| UnTunes:My Baggage | 14 July 2026 | 2 ( 3.5 / 1.5 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Wallace and Gromit | 8 July 2026 | 0.5 ( 5 / 4.5 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| AAAAAAAAA! (language) | day month year | -6.75 ( 0 / 6.75 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| HowTo:Cook A Human (2nd nomination) | 8 June 2026 | 1 ( 3 / 2 ) | |||||||||
| MetroCard | 1 June 2026 | -0.5 ( 1 / 1.5 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Barney Error | 25 May 2026 | -1 ( 0 / 1 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Annoyance | 25 May 2026 | -1 ( 1 / 2 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Jurassic Park | 25 May 2026 | 0.5 ( 1.5 / 1 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Wild toast | 25 May 2026 | 1 ( 3 / 2 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| John Cockerill | 16 May 2026 | -2.5 ( 1 / 3.5 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Gawr Gura | 15 May 2026 | 0 ( 3.5 / 3.5 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| There is no article here | 8 May 2026 | -3 ( 1 / 4 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Allah | 5 May 2026 | 1 ( 2 / 1 ) | minus 1 after 18 days, no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| CNN | day month year | 3 ( 4.5 / 1.5 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Oregon | 24 April 2026 | 3 ( 4.5 / 1.5 ) | only 3 votes after 35 days | ||||||||
| UnNews:Björk farts (2nd nom) | day month year | -1.5 ( 3 / 4.5 ) | in negative after one week. no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Movie | 14 April 2026 | -4 ( 1 / 5 ) | 1 votes for, 5 votes against, article found dead in a ditch | ||||||||
| Pop Team Epic | day month year | -2 ( 2 / 4 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| UnNews:Björk farts | 06:22, April 24, 2010 (UTC) | article=UnNews:Björk farts | nom=—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 10:51, April 19, 2010 (UTC) | scoretext= against squeaky toy noises. 
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fornumber=5 | for=#Nom &  For. Now hear me out, I know it's different, there's not a lot of content and it's not what we usually have on the main page. However, it's amusing, it fits in nicely with recent events, an event I think we'll remember for quite some time as I write this in Manchester Airport on my Blackberry unable to go anywhere and its different, different is good, lets have some diversity and feature this article! --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 10:51, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
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From the corner of his eye Ülriik see's the nearby mountains, a large grey plume rises suddenly across the plains, darkening the sky all around. His sheep bleet and run back to the farm leaving him stood there aghast, the ground begins to shake beneath him and he falls to his knees just in time to be hit by the sound-wave" "YOU BLOW A FUSE! Echoes across the valleys followed by a long, deep "B-Flat", resonating through all of Iceland, the sun, now hidden behind the ever-growing smog, clouds the country into darkness. Then something about it spreading to Europe, but those words ;-) --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 13:52, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
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From the corner of his eye Ülriik see's the nearby mountains, a large grey plume rises suddenly across the plains, darkening the sky all around. His sheep bleet and run back to the farm leaving him stood there aghast, the ground begins to shake beneath him and he falls to his knees just in time to be hit by the sound-wave" "YOU BLOW A FUSE! Echoes across the valleys followed by a long, deep "B-Flat", resonating through all of Iceland, the sun, now hidden behind the ever-growing smog, clouds the country into darkness. Then something about it spreading to Europe, but those words ;-) --{User:Projectmayhem666/sig}. 13:52, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
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-29% -2 |
| Doug:a Doug Doug story | 6 April 2026 | 3 ( 10.5 / 7.5 ) | pretty much the definition of stale VFH noms | ||||||||
| Wikipedia syndrome | 5 April 2026 | -3 ( 0 / 3 ) | it snew | ||||||||
| Sophia (5th nomination) | day month year | 0 ( 2 / 2 ) | zero after one week, no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Rabies Cube | day month year | 0 ( 2 / 2 ) | zero after one week. no realistic prospect of article being featured | ||||||||
| Mouthwashing | 15:21, 25 March 2026 (UTC) | -1 ( 1 / 2 ) | They didn't see the vision! | ||||||||
| A yuky doody wizard did it | 24 March 2026 | -3 ( 1 / 4 ) | goodbye | ||||||||
| Skibidi Toilet | day month year | 0.5 ( 5 / 4.5 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured (almost zero after more than 3 weeks |
Weak, weak, abstain. A ha ha ha ha!!! ~ 
