Uncyclopedia:VFH/Failed
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This lists the 30 most recently failed nominations. For all concluded nominations, see Category:VFH archive. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. to view the latest additions to this list.
| Article | Closed on | Score | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Error 429 | 04 November 2025 | -2 ( 1 / 3 ) | neither is this. although the article being ICU'd should probably be disqualifying on its own |
| Zoo | 04 November 2025 | -4 ( 1 / 5 ) | this isn't getting featured, it seems |
| User:Gergdown/DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person | 31 October 2025 | 0 ( 4 / 4 ) | eh, it was worth a shot |
| Fisher Price (3rd nomination) | 27 October 2025 | -1 ( 2 / 3 ) | |
| Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Invader Zim | 26 October 2025 | 0.5 ( 5 / 4.5 ) | only 0.5 votes after a month, no realistic prospect of article being featured |
| Australian illuminati | 26 October 2025 | 1.5 ( 1.5 / 0 ) | only 1.5 votes after a month, no realistic prospect of article being featured |
| HowTo:Behave Yourself | 14 October 2025 | -2.5 ( 1 / 3.5 ) | apparently this has been withdrawn |
| UnNews:A Panther is suddenly bringing white-and-blue cat music to Uncyclopedia for the first time, astonished by Alula. | 14 October 2025 | 0 ( 1 / 1 ) | |
| The scientifically biggest page possible | 11 October 2025 | -2 ( 1 / 3 ) | yeah... |
| Surprisium | 11 October 2025 | -4.5 ( 0 / 4.5 ) | QVFDed and stuff. anyway this clearly isn't getting featured |
| Veronica Cangemi | 7 October 2025 | 0 ( 1 / 1 ) | 18 days and vote total is zero |
| HowTo:Commit suicide | 05 October 2025 | -2 ( 1 / 3 ) | |
| Cereal killer | 1 October 2025 | 1.5 ( 2 / 0.5 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured |
| Domino | 1 October 2025 | 0 ( 1 / 1 ) | no realistic prospect of article being featured |
| Tucson, Arizona (2nd nomination) | 13 September 2025 | -1.5 ( 1 / 2.5 ) | no realistic chance will be featured |
| Uncyclopedia:A BASIC SHOWCASE OF WHAT THIS SITE IS AND HOW IT FUNCTIONS | August 26th, 2025 | -2 ( 1 / 3 ) | TYPICAL UNCYCLOPEDIAN ADMINS RESPONSE TO HUMOR THAT DOES NOT LIVE UP TO OUR "HIGH" STANDARDS |
| Impractical Jokers | 25 August 2025 | -3 ( 0 / 3 ) | no realistic chance of being featured |
| UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan | 25 August 2025 | 1 ( 2.5 / 1.5 ) | no realistic chance of being featured |
| UnTunes:Billy Kramer | 25 August 2025 | 0 ( 2 / 2 ) | no realistic chance of being featured |
| Main Page (5th nomination) | 8 August 2025 | 0 ( 1 / 1 ) | ffs |
| UnNews:Israeli settlement built in Manhattan | 29 July 2025 | 2 ( 3 / 1 ) | no realistic chance of being featured |
| UnNews:US to fight robot uprising | 28 July 2025 | -2 ( 1 / 3 ) | score of -3, probably not getting featured at that rate considering the amount of active users left |
| RationalWiki | 21 July 2025 | -1 ( 1 / 2 ) | no realistic chance of being featured |
| Windows XP | 20 July 2025 | 2 ( 5 / 3 ) | no realistic chance of being featured |
| Sean Combs | 20 July 2025 | -2 ( 1 / 3 ) | no realistic chance of being featured |
| September 11 attacks | 15 June 2025 | 2 ( 2 / 0 ) | article completely rewritten and moved, created new VFH page and moved votes (advised voters too) |
| The Annals of Butoxus | 27 May 2025 | 1 ( 3 / 2 ) | no realistic chance of being featured |
| Adolf Eichmann | 27 May 2025 | 0 ( 1 / 1 ) | no realistic chance of being featured |
| Redundancy | 09 May 2025 | 0 ( 1.0E+129 / 1.0E+129 ) | fun fact: this vote significantly inflated the average VFH score (at the time of writing it's at 5.0E+128 votes per article) :3 |
| UnNews:Help Uncyclopedia Buy Weird Al | 18 April 2025 | -1 ( 1 / 2 ) | no realistic chance of being featured |