Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:RFK Jr. fat-shames Annoying Orange

Article: UnNews:RFK Jr. fat-shames Annoying Orange	Score: -1
Nominated by:	Purplexed (talk) 18:12, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
For: 1	For. I wish to reach "In The news" at least on the main page Purplexed (talk) 18:14, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Against: 2	Against. This isn't the place to get it in the news, i think that's just kind of judged off of merit. Probably should go to Pee Review first before here juuuust sayin... Lucyna K 18:35, 20 January 2026 (UTC) Against. It's a good article, but it's not VFH-worthy. @Purplexed:, I can add it to the front page in the "recent news" section. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:01, 20 January 2026 (UTC) That would be appreciated, thank you @Gergdown: Purplexed (talk) 08:39, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	Sorry Purplexed (talk) nahhh nah, don't be, the UnNews column system is... well, perplexing. Lucyna K 18:43, 20 January 2026 (UTC)