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Don't reply to another user on the against section, instead reply in the comments section. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:52, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

Also, only one return is needed to separate sections and you didn't capitalise China or Russia. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:53, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

My bad, thanks for telling me, still a relatively new writer and editor. Purplexed INSULT ME!!!

It's all right, it's pretty confusing. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:59, 22 January 2026 (UTC)