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The last person to edit was Alula!

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imma get[edit source]

your fountain-making ass Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:53, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

oh deer Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:55, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

archibe[edit source]

it's been too long since archibe Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 15:54, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Archive is ARCHIVE!!! Obviously not ARCHIBE!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) (vote) β˜€οΈ 16:01, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
that should be a copypasta Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 16:12, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
operation turn everything gerg says into a copypasta is a go --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:07, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

I'ma move some pages from my userspace to any other space[edit source]

Like, really, I have too many pages in my userspace. Gerg's Shitroom will just be moved to Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/The Daily News. Templates that should honestly be templates will be moved to their templates. You might ask why I'm telling you this. That's a good question. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) (vote) β˜€οΈ 15:59, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

Oh cool I added this topic at the same time it archived. That's cool. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) (vote) β˜€οΈ 15:59, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
@Gergdown: honestly I think it's better to have lots of things on your userspace rather than having personal stuff on non-userspace. if you think it's too much I could delete pages you don't need anymore. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 16:41, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

Template question[edit source]

Is there a template like this [1]? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:33, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: as far as I'm aware, no. but no one's stopping you from creating one. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 16:35, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
I shall do that then. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:36, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT[edit source]

CASSIE DID STUFF Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 17:52, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

Eh, she kinda always does stuff near the end of the year. Not that surprising. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) (vote) β˜€οΈ 17:58, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
@Cassie: hi hobo queen two --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:07, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
Lol, it's become a bit of a pattern. Didn't realize.  Cassandra  (talk) 21:00, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
I guess when you don't have to do work or school, (and even when you do) there's nothing better to do --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:17, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
@Cassie: does this count as an interaction with you? I want to be able to tell people like 5 years from now that i interacted with you Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 21:18, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
tell them about Bizzeebeever and Romartus too (maybe leave out a few details when it comes to Bizzee) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:28, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
tell them about Abuse filter too, just in case you ever get to interact with it at some point Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:58, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
you can interact with it by imitating a spambot --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:41, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
yes, except you can't if you're autoconfirmed Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:45, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
probably best not to try and trip the filter for no good reason --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:44, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
i think the point is that the only filter that affects autoconfirmed users doesn't do anything other than disallow edits, so you literally can't be blocked by the abuse filter Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:46, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

archib-[edit source]

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Archive is ARCHIVE!!! Obviously not ARCHIBE!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0. Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 01:50, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

who's gonna make Category:Stuff gerg say --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:02, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Fish? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Stuff Gerg says is Stuff Gerg says!!! Obviously not Stuff gerg say!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Fish. Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 02:05, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
how about Category:Gergisms --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:08, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
how about Category:Turb0isms Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:47, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
would it be called alulisms or alulaisms? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
whichever one sounds sillier Alula.gifAlula.gif 03:14, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
A story built one article at a time/FISH!!! would definitely be up there --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:16, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
i mean, yes, but it's by technicality the only mainspace article i've ever written, and i only wrote it because ASBOAAAT had literally no entries whatsoever Alula.gifAlula.gif 03:22, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
oh my goodness all the rest are redirects --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:26, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
yup Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:33, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Question[edit source]

Should userspace pages have categories? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:19, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

they don't need categories but they can have them. then again, i'm probably not the best person to ask --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:12, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker[edit source]

Bad Motherfucker Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 02:16, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 02:16, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
Terrible maternal coitus maker πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 03:19, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
evil female parent sex haver --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:24, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

I AM WATCHING[edit source]

Galena exists 17:44:30, 29 December 2025 (UTC) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ethantanker100 (talk β€’ contribs)

Nobody cares Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 17:45, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
@Ethantanker100: Be sure to sign your post using the four tildes. (~~~~) Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:00, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

DeletedUser0001[edit source]

Shouldn't his user page and everything about him be deleted? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:04, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

yes. i'll go do it right now Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:28, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: His subpages need to be deleted too. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:45, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
no they don't Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:48, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

miaaow mrrow[edit source]

mrrp miaow meow mreooow Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:41, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Is your mouth sealed shut with duck tape? Are you being held hostage? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:46, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
no, i'm meowing Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:49, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
You're mewing? That's sigma. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:49, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
no, i'm meowing. mewing is something completely different Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:50, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
Oh yeah, meowing. Like cats. You speak feline. Gordon Ramsay will give you a funny look for that.
Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:56, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
sordon ramgay Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:01, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
gay gay gay gay gay Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:03, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
gay gay homosexual gay Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:14, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
Mr winkler Mr winkler Mr winkler Mr winkler --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:30, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
noelle noelle noelle noelle Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:36, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
born is the king of israel Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 01:29, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
and his name? asgore "i ran over a reindeer" dreemurr Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:31, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
asgore "A story built one article at a time/UnTunes:BergentrΓΌckung" dreemurr --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:16, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
grandma got run over by an asgore Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:01, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Nobody mews anymore, that's so 2024-core. We now GOON to GYATTS of Baby Gronk! That way, we gain our aura points to become the HAWK TUAH TALK TUAH AURA RIZZLER TO YA! TUNG TUNG! TUNG TUNG![1] πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) (vote) β˜€οΈ 17:17, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

walkin' 'long the roadside New Year's Eve Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 17:22, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
you can say i'm way too deltarotted --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:41, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
but remember to remember the pine tree Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 17:42, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
he'd been drinking way too much beer --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:44, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
We gotta figure this out, guys.
WHO IS THE COOLEST DELTAROTTER?!??!
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There were 8 votes since the poll was created on 18:43, 31 December 2025.
poll-id C707BE51D0CC0E243CE26B3617C224C7

No voting for yourself! Violators will be sent to the dungeon... πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) (vote) β˜€οΈ 18:43, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
none of them Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 18:49, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
WHO IS THE COOLEST NON-DELTAROTTER!??!
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There were 12 votes since the poll was created on 19:07, 31 December 2025.
poll-id B7A8D5394368F79D62A123B6894477C9

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:09, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

this is fuckin' rigged Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 19:33, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
I voted for you, Turb0. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:56, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
IS THIS RIGGED!??!
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There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 19:49, 31 December 2025.
poll-id D71E9AAB8111DF84CF9CF4A8E9ED6830

the people have spoken --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:49, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
very cool to see that 25  of people voted for me on the coolest deltarotter poll Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:19, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
um are you alrgitht --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:35, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
IS ALULA ALRGITHT?!??!
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There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 00:40, 1 January 2026.
poll-id 885C0540D9D4EE61E8F693EF6334E58C

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:40, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
oh yeah i'm alright. it's the poll that isn't (it bugged out and created that string of text earlier) Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:48, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
SHOULD THERE BE A FORUM JUST FOR POLL SPAM?!??!
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There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 01:08, 1 January 2026.
poll-id 6A826196445D9C53B0AF79B2DD7752D5

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:08, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
mmm yes i love pollspam. i especially love how voting on multiple of them on the same page can fuck up the numbers to unimaginable levels Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:29, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
forum:poll spam is now active --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:30, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

PDF[edit source]

Is there a way to get a PDF version of a page? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:23, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

why do you want a pdf version of a page --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:35, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
So I can read it offline. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:37, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
probably best to start a new forum topic, LPTEW gets archibed fast --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 06:13, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Red Links[edit source]

Should red links be removed from articles? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:26, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

only if there's little chance that it'll ever be an actual article (say, a made-up name) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:33, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

New Year...[edit source]

Happynewyearuncyclo.png Chicken4War wishes the world a happy 2026 ... --Chicken4War / talk to me 05:58, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Yay! I made a new sig to celebrate. The colors have 2026 in the hex codes! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 06:13, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
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Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:49, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
Happy New Year to you too Chicken4War! good to see you're still around here. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:08, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
no hastily made ms paint picture, your celebration isn't valid Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:26, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
@alula:
Happy New Year 2026.jpg

is it valid now? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:36, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
probably Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:10, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

smots gaming[edit source]

smots gaming ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 10:09, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

POSSUM chowg. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 11:32, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
Fish on skates. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:20, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
moccasins. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:57, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Category question[edit source]

Is there a category for pages with exernal links? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:38, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@soviet: if such category existed, around 75% of all Uncyclopedia articles would be categorized there. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:26, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
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It's the liberals! They hate categories and they HATE EXTERNAL LINKS! #MUGA
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