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The last person, fish, sunrise, bird girl, OPOSSUM, pine tree, grue, former country, or IP guy to edit was Fish on skates!
The last person, fish, sunrise, bird girl, OPOSSUM, pine tree, grue, former country, or IP guy to edit was Fish on skates!
The last person, fish, sunrise, bird girl, OPOSSUM, pine tree, grue, former country, or IP guy to edit was Fish on skates!
The last person, fish, sunrise, bird girl, OPOSSUM, pine tree, grue, former country, or IP guy to edit was Fish on skates!
The last person, fish, sunrise, bird girl, OPOSSUM, pine tree, grue, former country, or IP guy to edit was Fish on skates!
The last person, fish, sunrise, bird girl, OPOSSUM, pine tree, grue, former country, or IP guy to edit was Fish on skates!
The last person, fish, sunrise, bird girl, OPOSSUM, pine tree, grue, former country, or IP guy to edit was Fish on skates!
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Did you know? Escape from Ojai and Make it to Ketchikan are actually based on a true story. In 1867, a serial murderer called "Jonathan Arsbo Watt" was imprisoned in the Ojai valley and forced to escape and flee to Alaska, where he couldn't be prosecuted for his crimes.
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Did you know? I archived all the other factoids (except the one above). No, i didn't feed them to the cat
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Did you know? factoids are tasty Tiny.jpg
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Did you know? so are all these sections! yummy! the story-eating cat
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Did you know? The word "factoid" originally meant "a false statement believed to be true."

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hiiiiiiiiiii[edit source]

i see you left me a bunch of sections to eat. thanks for the quality food everyone! the story-eating cat 09:17, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

DAMN IT! GET ME MY GUN! (it can't be a coincedence that i got a cat for the random image) Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 12:01, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
more food? awesome! the story-eating cat 12:31, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Here! Eat this random image i got! Niko oneshot.png Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 12:48, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
That sure is a random image — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:51, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
sure, why not? the story-eating cat 23:12, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Eat this message while you're at it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:24, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

sanding they tetris[edit source]

is sandtris on steam too lazy to look – Preceding unsigned comment added by Schism (talk • contribs) 11:41, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

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Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~

--Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 22:21, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Hello World[edit source]

Hello World — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:44, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

are you by any chance a scratch cat? Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:57, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
@grok is this real 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:31, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

How do y'all pronounce ASBOWAAT[edit source]

I pronounce it like æzboʊwæt. --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 19:25, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

əssbʊvɑːt Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:55, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Ass-bow-wat Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 21:06, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
/ˌæsboʊˈwäːt/ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:16, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
you're all wrong, its asz-boo-wuh-AAAH-tuh 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:57, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

THE RESULTS OF THE MITK POLLS ARE IN![edit source]

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S BEEN NOT THAT LONG SINCE THEY STARTED, BUT IT'S IN! ALL 22 TRACKS!

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well, besides those two.

THE TOP 10


AND THOSE ARE THE RESULTS! IF I MADE AN ERROR, you're wrong.

gerg, signing out.

gergdown, eh (talk) 22:58, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

OHIOIKALUITEARRAPE2 was too good to be on this list. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:09, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: OHIOIKALUIITEARRAPE2 was placed between No Place Left For Us and Moccasinian March by the way. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:33, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
that seems quite low considering its initial score Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:32, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
it is now confirmed that spamming random clips of "sound" from public domain libraries is not a good idea 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:52, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

the orange cock lock[edit source]

we have unlocked a "new" cocklock after years of boring cocklocks. introducing the all "new" orange cock lock.

Orange cocklock

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:08, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

Does it piss? Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 00:46, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
it pisses Orange juice, yes. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:48, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
Mmm, tasty piss! Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 00:49, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
Speaking of locks, has anyone tried to fix the blue lock showing as a gold lock? --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 01:10, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

So[edit source]

the 3rd paragraph of 13 year old intelligence sums up my life perfectly. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 12:51, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

The Pleb Invasion of Uncyclopedia[edit source]

man. just asking. why did we get so many asbowaat-editing new users in here?

...and by many, i mean four.

Leshy 64

Qwerty.grr

Coffi

NorthKoreaForever!!! NORTHKOREA'S BACK???

TabletGenesis

strange how all four of these accounts have left uncyclopedia.

just saying, with my very real tin foil hat, l10n is gonna launch his mind-controlling devices, just as i predicted. this is the end of times. we're all gonna die.

okay i should really go to bed

gergdown, eh (talk) 17:37, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

KOREA'S BACK! STOP THE PRESSES! Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 17:42, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
the list is incomplete, colonelkurtz and tropicalpanther were also quite interested in ASBOWAAT Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:12, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
Probably because ASBOWAAT is one of the most active pages on Uncyclopedia.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 21:20, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
i have factchecked myself and found out i'm partly incorrect (panther didn't really edit the ASBOWAAT pages a whole lot). but kurtz was definitely one of the most active editors on there for a while Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:23, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: just reminded me, panther's gonna be unbanned in 10 days. gergdown, eh (talk) 03:25, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
i know Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:15, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
so i might get my UOM education finally Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 13:19, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
I can finally get my degree in moccasins. --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 01:10, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

IMPORTANT!!!!!![edit source]

The city of Bangor, Maine was a leading producer of moccasins. in the 19th century. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 01:26, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

factually incorrect. the leading producer of moccasins has always been Moxin since the 1300s Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:41, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Invented by Oscar Wilde Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 12:02, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

ah yes, Oscar Wilde. the famous Moccasinian that lived millenia ago Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:38, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
Well it shipped over 100,000 pairs in the 1880s. Also, i said it was a leading producer, not the leading producer. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 12:58, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

IMPORTANT QUESTION[edit source]

Do you remember the 21st night of september? Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 13:46, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Love was changin' the mind of pretenders while chasin' the clouds away.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:12, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
happy first day of autumn gergdown, eh (talk) 20:14, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
no, i don't Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:30, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
PUMPKIN SPICE, BITCHES!!!!! alright that's all the basic bitch i need to last me till the world thaws out Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 22:46, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
WAIT NO NOT THE GAHDDAMN LEAF PEEPAHS Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 22:49, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Also, INTERNATIONAL FUCKING LOBSTER DAY LETS FUCKING GO Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 22:58, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Purple Canada Leaf.pngPurple Canada Leaf.pngPurple Canada Leaf.png --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 01:10, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
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