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ALL YOUR ARCHIVES ARE BELONG GO US[edit source]
“YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO DESTRUCTION.”
- what the actual fuck alula.
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits. you better do it)
13:35, 24 July 2025 (UTC)
- Even I thought that it might be about time for another archive, so... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 13:36, 24 July 2025 (UTC)
- true, but i just wanna get pissed off at somebody this morning
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits. you better do it)
13:37, 24 July 2025 (UTC)
- true, but i just wanna get pissed off at somebody this morning
- Even I thought that it might be about time for another archive, so... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
The moccasin-wearing Grue is back from his vacation in Arkansas.[edit source]
I have returned. 'Nuff said. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:13, 25 July 2025 (UTC)
- And you have lost, too.
- Not anymore.Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 12:35, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- NOT ANYMORE! THE OPOSSUM IS OF HAVINGS TAKEN OVER DA PAGE!
𝕆𝕛𝕒𝕚𝕆𝕡𝕠𝕤
16:36, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 16:50, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
16:58, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 17:01, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- -Knife Girl 20:00, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- you forgot your timestamp 20:14, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- -Knife Girl 20:00, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 17:01, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 16:50, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- NOT ANYMORE! THE OPOSSUM IS OF HAVINGS TAKEN OVER DA PAGE!
07:24, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
my browser is being fucking stupid[edit source]
so my browser (on my phone by the way) thinks that the captions below almost all of the blank images are google maps addresses... because L10M4t3r and Caption1 are obviously real world places
20:35, 26 July 2025 (UTC)- I've heard of places with weirder names. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:44, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- oh, like Ugley, England, or Unalaska, Alaska? gergdown, eh (talk) 20:57, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- What about Fugging, Austria? or Penistone, England? gergdown, eh (talk) 20:57, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- Also Truth or Consequences and Middlefart, Denmark. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 21:02, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- "Fugging" actually used to be called "Fucking" until a couple of years ago when the populace was beyond tired of people stealing all of their road signs, making them rename their entire town
- who would steal a fucking sign? gergdown, eh (talk) 21:14, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- People who like stealing signs that say "Fucking" on them. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 00:18, 27 July 2025 (UTC)
- steal fucking signs? I'd say give them privacy. Somebetterusername (talk) 01:46, 27 July 2025 (UTC)
- Do signs deserve privacy? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 14:54, 27 July 2025 (UTC)
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- probably. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:22, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- That sounds like a good Uncyclopedia article idea. An article about how signs deserve privacy. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 02:39, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- probably. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:22, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
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- Do signs deserve privacy? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- steal fucking signs? I'd say give them privacy. Somebetterusername (talk) 01:46, 27 July 2025 (UTC)
- People who like stealing signs that say "Fucking" on them. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 00:18, 27 July 2025 (UTC)
21:05, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- who would steal a fucking sign? gergdown, eh (talk) 21:14, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- "Fugging" actually used to be called "Fucking" until a couple of years ago when the populace was beyond tired of people stealing all of their road signs, making them rename their entire town
- Also Truth or Consequences and Middlefart, Denmark. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 21:02, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- What about Fugging, Austria? or Penistone, England? gergdown, eh (talk) 20:57, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
- oh, like Ugley, England, or Unalaska, Alaska? gergdown, eh (talk) 20:57, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
I finally deleted my old reddit account.[edit source]
Goodbye, Reddit. I will not miss you (even though I haven't posted there since early 2022.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:41, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- Tom Tucker from family guy voice: In other news, Turb0-Sunrise is back from vacation in New Hampshire. What the hell's been going on
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits. you better do it)
16:16, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- chirp chirp
- @Alula: Don't worry, this straitjacket doesn't hurt at all
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits. you better do it)
16:42, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- I'm on vacation in San Diego right now. Last night, it was so hot that I nearly had to sleep on the floor. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 16:46, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- no shit
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits. you better do it)
17:16, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- holy shit 20:11, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- no shit
- I'm on vacation in San Diego right now. Last night, it was so hot that I nearly had to sleep on the floor. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
16:38, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: Don't worry, this straitjacket doesn't hurt at all
- chirp chirp
IMPORTANT MESSAGE[edit source]
My name is Bad Motherfucker and I LOVE pussy! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:03, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- who the fuck cares
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits. you better do it)
22:03, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- real
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits. you better do it)
22:08, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- real
- awesome 14:40, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: MBTA stop ping sound Can i get added to the active users template now
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits. you better do it)
14:43, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
ANOTHER VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE[edit source]
Hi
gergdown, eh (talk) 15:46, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- hi
- hi
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
16:01, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
15:54, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- hi
MOSTEST IMPORTANTEST MESSAGEST OF ALLEST[edit source]
|vvvv| .' _____ '. ' / /_')')_ ' / /______/=_ .-==# ((_____ \ | \----/____/ \___J / \\ | | \\ .-L==\\ || | \\ .==ll. \____|L_// | \\____/ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ(vandalize my talk page) 17:28, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- AAAAAAAAAAAGH! F***! I just tried to take the Driver's Exam test in Kansas and automatically failed because the website was glitching. WHICH MEANS I failed JUST BECAUSE THE STUPID GOVERNMENT CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF STUFF AND THE KANSAS DRIVING WEBSITE IS A F****** PIECE OF SHIT! I WENT THROUGH ALL THE NECESSARY PROCEDURES AND THEN FAILED JUST BECAUSE THE WEBSITE HAD SOMETHING WONKY GOING ON! AAAAAAAAAAA! I really dislike my country's government sometimes. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:28, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- Good luck Fenris. I failed the written test like three times, but I aced my behind the wheel test first try. But that was in California, maybe they make 'em harder in kansas. That would explain why California has such a reputation for bad drivers... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 18:31, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- I was taking the online test on my laptop. This is technically the third time I've failed, although I didn't really actually get to take the test this third because it just said I automatically failed because the photo verification was faulty. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:42, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- Good luck Fenris. I failed the written test like three times, but I aced my behind the wheel test first try. But that was in California, maybe they make 'em harder in kansas. That would explain why California has such a reputation for bad drivers... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
EVEN MORE IMPORTANT MESSAGE THAN ALL THE OTHERS COMBINED[edit source]
Shrek Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
20:30, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- also im playing escape from ojai right now too
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
20:57, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- should i archive EFO by adding it to neocities? (html website creator) gergdown, eh (talk) 21:00, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- why the fuck would i know? also i just beat it
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
21:05, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- I'm not sure of how compatible EFO would be with NeoCities. It would definitely be easier to port than Make it to Ketchikan, with all the weird css shit that MITK has. Anyway, I'm all for your porting efforts.
- PS, I also registered ketchikan.neocities.org just in case... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 23:26, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- what has this become
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
23:27, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- we have created monsters beyond our understanding, Lovecraftian errors that shall be destined to wreak havoc upon us all and commit unimaginable death and destruction, torture us in unbelievable ways so away from human limits and understandings, so long that millennia is seconds for this creature, so unconjurable in the puny man-brain that we shall surrender and disown any semblance of hope, coming closer to death realizing there are no ways to sugarcoat it and so accept it, with nothing to add(uncyclopedia is monster) Somebetterusername (talk) 23:50, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- Escape from Ojai 3 is happening once I finish making the intro page! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:11, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Fenris2010: I probably will end up creating pages, adding funny stuff, and creating ideas for the game if you need it
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
01:35, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, definitely. I'm not going to be the sole maker of the game. A lot of people will probably be doing new pages. I just want to finish the intro page, and then all hell can break loose with people making new pages. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:38, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- Just like every other UnGame ever (also i got stuck in a loop in Longview in MITK, any help?
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
01:53, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: the base for the port website is ready. however... i'm gonna port unnotpron first, since it's easier to create. gergdown, eh (talk) 02:03, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: So you're stuck? Go to Castle Rock. Once you reach Tacoma you want to go to the Seattle-Tacoma airport because that's how you get to Alaska. Since the BC route is currently unfinished, you have to fly to Alaska if you want to beat the game. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 02:04, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Fenris2010: Need any help with the main page for LM?
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
02:11, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise:I would tell you to feel free to help, but I just speedran the entire game of Make it to Ketchikan all over again to make sure I didn't miss anything and got the true ending instead of the alternate one that I got before, and now I'm wondering whether Efo 3 should be based on the true ending or the alt one. And then I realized that the alt ending actually means to restart the MITK game over again to get the true ending, which means Efo 3 can't be about the after effects of the alt ending. Which is why I'm scrapping the EfO 3: Liberate Moccasinia idea and trying to come up with a different objective for EfO 3. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 02:27, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- damn. like, damn man. gergdown, eh (talk) 02:50, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM:In UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Road8, the DodgeK template made me die way more times than I was supposed to. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 02:49, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- the unnotpron port is also beginning to be made gergdown, eh (talk) 02:59, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM:In UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Road8, the DodgeK template made me die way more times than I was supposed to. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 02:49, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Fenris2010: Need any help with the main page for LM?
- @Turb0-Sunrise: So you're stuck? Go to Castle Rock. Once you reach Tacoma you want to go to the Seattle-Tacoma airport because that's how you get to Alaska. Since the BC route is currently unfinished, you have to fly to Alaska if you want to beat the game. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- @OPOSSUM: the base for the port website is ready. however... i'm gonna port unnotpron first, since it's easier to create. gergdown, eh (talk) 02:03, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- Just like every other UnGame ever (also i got stuck in a loop in Longview in MITK, any help?
- Oh yeah, definitely. I'm not going to be the sole maker of the game. A lot of people will probably be doing new pages. I just want to finish the intro page, and then all hell can break loose with people making new pages. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:38, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Fenris2010: I probably will end up creating pages, adding funny stuff, and creating ideas for the game if you need it
- Escape from Ojai 3 is happening once I finish making the intro page! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:11, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- we have created monsters beyond our understanding, Lovecraftian errors that shall be destined to wreak havoc upon us all and commit unimaginable death and destruction, torture us in unbelievable ways so away from human limits and understandings, so long that millennia is seconds for this creature, so unconjurable in the puny man-brain that we shall surrender and disown any semblance of hope, coming closer to death realizing there are no ways to sugarcoat it and so accept it, with nothing to add(uncyclopedia is monster) Somebetterusername (talk) 23:50, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- what has this become
- why the fuck would i know? also i just beat it
- should i archive EFO by adding it to neocities? (html website creator) gergdown, eh (talk) 21:00, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
UnGames porting process[edit source]
in case anybody needed it
UnNotPron (13% done)
Escape from Ojai (0% done)
gergdown, eh (talk) 04:21, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Fenris2010: Maybe something on the East Coast? like somebody trying to escape an east coast city?
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
12:36, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- also just made it to Ketchikan
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
13:08, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- Game:Pulverize the Sun is mostly set in georgia and florida, it's sort of a MITK fangame. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 13:19, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- What i was thinking was escaping some random east coast city like Atlanta and making it to another city.
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
13:27, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- OOOOOOOOOOH! or a backstory for luna!
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
13:27, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- Good job on making it to Ketchikan, bro. In all honesty, I don't plan to working on Escape from Ojai 3... I've got plans for a semi-text adventure about climbing a mountain to meet some aliens. I think I'll call it "New Mazama". I'm pretty sure that I'd have to learn Java Script to make such a game, though. Also, I don't want it to take up all my time like MITK did from January to May of this year, so I'll only start working on it once I've actually found a job... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 13:34, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- Do you have any potential mountains to use yet?
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
13:47, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- The mountain isn't a real mountain, it's called, well... "New Mazama", supposedly located in Oregon and it was named after a mountain that blew up to form Crater Lake. So, the entire plot of the game will be as follows:
- In the year 2063, a massive volcanic eruption in the Cascade Mountains led to the total collapse of society. Over 95% of the earth's population was destroyed in the eruption and its immediate aftermath. Also formed in the disaster was a great new mountain, the fifteen-thousand-foot peak dubbed "New Mazama."
- The debris of this eruption made the planet Earth known to dozens of extraterrestrial civilizations, but only one, the Fecians of planet Feces, dared to study the Earth, discover its inhabitants and seek a friendly relationship with them. The Fecians came to warn the remainder of humanity about the Ptacalvim, a hostile empire of beings which reside in the constellation of Orion.
- The Ptacalvim see all other creatures as mere insects, maggots, sheer nuisances to a superior form of life. They are still unaware of humanity's existence and the relative habitability of its world, but certainly not a single Ptacalvim would be opposed to absorbing another planet into their already expansive empire.
- Now, more than two hundred years after the great eruption, society has mostly recovered, albeit at a technological level equivalent to the early eighteenth century. The mountain dubbed New Mazama has become the subject of many a legend: it is believed by many that a Fecian base has been built at its summit, and that the base’s alien sentinels wait day by day for a human to finally climb New Mazama. Such an individual would be worthy of introduction to the highly advanced technology of Planet Feces, essential tools for defense against a hypothetical invasion by whatever lurketh beyond the stars.
- The Ptacalvim certainly have a few rumors amongst themselves as well...
- I'd already thought of this story a while back. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 14:16, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- New Mazama sounds awesome. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 15:23, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- The mountain isn't a real mountain, it's called, well... "New Mazama", supposedly located in Oregon and it was named after a mountain that blew up to form Crater Lake. So, the entire plot of the game will be as follows:
- Do you have any potential mountains to use yet?
- Good job on making it to Ketchikan, bro. In all honesty, I don't plan to working on Escape from Ojai 3... I've got plans for a semi-text adventure about climbing a mountain to meet some aliens. I think I'll call it "New Mazama". I'm pretty sure that I'd have to learn Java Script to make such a game, though. Also, I don't want it to take up all my time like MITK did from January to May of this year, so I'll only start working on it once I've actually found a job... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- OOOOOOOOOOH! or a backstory for luna!
- What i was thinking was escaping some random east coast city like Atlanta and making it to another city.
- Game:Pulverize the Sun is mostly set in georgia and florida, it's sort of a MITK fangame. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- also just made it to Ketchikan
URGENT MESSAGE![edit source]
First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of Uncyclopedia bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but all of Uncyclopedia is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 18:42, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Bad Motherfucker: Oh, do you really think you can strike me down so easily? I doubt you'll ever find my secret bunker located nearly three miles underneath the Sahara Desert, which has all sorts of EMPs radiating from it, while my internet connection constantly jumps around the world with my hacked copy of Nord VPN. Even if my base were to be located, I am certain that not even nuclear weapons could destroy it, due to the walls made out of nearly-indestructible, highly-thick carbon nanotubes and depleted uranium blocking out nearly all heat and radiation. Combined with Tesla Coils, highly-accurate radar tracking and an atomic arsenal of my very own, I could very easily start an apocalypse right after the first soldier or pilot approaches my area. It would be, to say the very least, an incredibly terrible idea to attempt a raid, unless you want to fucking die, bitch. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 18:53, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- What in the unmitigated, unadulterated fuck did you just dare to spew forth in my direction, you inconsequential, insufferable little speck of existence? Allow me to impart upon you a modicum of enlightenment, though it is abundantly clear that your minuscule intellect may struggle to comprehend the gravity of my discourse. I, with a sense of profound pride that eclipses the very stars in the heavens, must inform you that I, unlike your pitiable self, ascended to the zenith of my class in the esteemed institution known as the Navy Seals. My accolades include an illustrious history replete with countless clandestine engagements targeting the nefarious organization known as Al-Qaeda, culminating in a tally of over 300 confirmed demises. Indeed, my expertise transcends the mundane realms of conventional warfare, for I am unequivocally adept in the art of gorilla warfare, a distinction that places me unassailably at the apogee of the echelon of snipers within the entire pantheon of the United States armed forces. You, my dear, deluded adversary, are naught but a trifling inconsequence, a mere blot upon the canvas of my illustrious career, a target to be expunged with a precision and efficiency hitherto unmatched in the annals of human conflict. Do you, in your pitiable state of cognitive dissonance, truly believe for even a solitary moment that you possess the audacity, the temerity, nay, the audacious temerity to spew forth such drivel with impunity from behind the impervious veil of your computer screen? Think again, you wretched, sorry excuse for a sentient being. Even as these expletions assail your ocular receptors, I am mobilizing my clandestine network of operatives scattered throughout the vast expanse of the United States. Your digital footprints, oh so indelible in their transient existence, are being meticulously scrutinized as we speak, leaving you bereft of recourse, devoid of sanctuary, and bereft of the scant illusion of sanctuary. Prepare yourself, for the tempest that looms ominously upon the horizon shall soon be upon you, leaving naught but devastation and despair in its wake. You, my dear imbecile, have sealed your own fate with your flagrant disregard for the sanctity of discourse, and now you shall be made to suffer the inexorable consequences of your folly. I, in my vast, incomprehensible magnanimity, possess the capacity to terminate your wretched existence in over seven hundred distinctive manners, each more excruciatingly agonizing than the last. Rest assured, I shall not hesitate to employ every last one of these methodologies should you persist in your egregious trespasses. Not only do I lay claim to unparalleled proficiency in the art of hand-to-hand combat, but I also command unfettered access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, a formidable amalgamation that shall ensure the expeditious and utter obliteration of your pitiful existence. If only you had the foresight, the sagacity to anticipate the dire ramifications of your actions, perchance you would have abstained from proffering forth such insufferable buffoonery. Alas, you have squandered this opportunity for enlightenment, and now you shall reap the whirlwind of my righteous indignation. Prepare to be engulfed by the maelstrom of my fury, for your lamentable existence shall be extinguished with a callous disregard for your pitiable pleas for mercy. You are naught but a pustule upon the visage of humanity, and it is my solemn obligation to purge you from the annals of existence with ruthless efficacy. Consider this missive your final epitaph, for you have irrevocably incurred the wrath of a force far beyond your feeble comprehension. Your demise shall serve as a salient reminder to all those who dare to traverse the perilous path of antagonism against the indomitable spirit of righteousness. Brace yourself, for the tempest of retribution is nigh, and there shall be no reprieve from the cataclysmic cataclysms that await. You are unequivocally, incontrovertibly, irredeemably fucking dead, kiddo. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 19:06, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- bro wrote a whole essay on how he's gonna fuck you up @OPOSSUM:
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
13:33, 31 July 2025 (UTC) (fuck i was logged out because my internet was screwy yesterday)
- It's just a slightly more verbose version of the navy seal copypasta. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 13:34, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- like i give a fuck @Bad Motherfucker: BRING IT ON!!!!!!
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
14:27, 31 July 2025 (UTC) *The famous last words of Turb0-Sunrise*
- like i give a fuck @Bad Motherfucker: BRING IT ON!!!!!!
- It's just a slightly more verbose version of the navy seal copypasta. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- bro wrote a whole essay on how he's gonna fuck you up @OPOSSUM:
- What in the unmitigated, unadulterated fuck did you just dare to spew forth in my direction, you inconsequential, insufferable little speck of existence? Allow me to impart upon you a modicum of enlightenment, though it is abundantly clear that your minuscule intellect may struggle to comprehend the gravity of my discourse. I, with a sense of profound pride that eclipses the very stars in the heavens, must inform you that I, unlike your pitiable self, ascended to the zenith of my class in the esteemed institution known as the Navy Seals. My accolades include an illustrious history replete with countless clandestine engagements targeting the nefarious organization known as Al-Qaeda, culminating in a tally of over 300 confirmed demises. Indeed, my expertise transcends the mundane realms of conventional warfare, for I am unequivocally adept in the art of gorilla warfare, a distinction that places me unassailably at the apogee of the echelon of snipers within the entire pantheon of the United States armed forces. You, my dear, deluded adversary, are naught but a trifling inconsequence, a mere blot upon the canvas of my illustrious career, a target to be expunged with a precision and efficiency hitherto unmatched in the annals of human conflict. Do you, in your pitiable state of cognitive dissonance, truly believe for even a solitary moment that you possess the audacity, the temerity, nay, the audacious temerity to spew forth such drivel with impunity from behind the impervious veil of your computer screen? Think again, you wretched, sorry excuse for a sentient being. Even as these expletions assail your ocular receptors, I am mobilizing my clandestine network of operatives scattered throughout the vast expanse of the United States. Your digital footprints, oh so indelible in their transient existence, are being meticulously scrutinized as we speak, leaving you bereft of recourse, devoid of sanctuary, and bereft of the scant illusion of sanctuary. Prepare yourself, for the tempest that looms ominously upon the horizon shall soon be upon you, leaving naught but devastation and despair in its wake. You, my dear imbecile, have sealed your own fate with your flagrant disregard for the sanctity of discourse, and now you shall be made to suffer the inexorable consequences of your folly. I, in my vast, incomprehensible magnanimity, possess the capacity to terminate your wretched existence in over seven hundred distinctive manners, each more excruciatingly agonizing than the last. Rest assured, I shall not hesitate to employ every last one of these methodologies should you persist in your egregious trespasses. Not only do I lay claim to unparalleled proficiency in the art of hand-to-hand combat, but I also command unfettered access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, a formidable amalgamation that shall ensure the expeditious and utter obliteration of your pitiful existence. If only you had the foresight, the sagacity to anticipate the dire ramifications of your actions, perchance you would have abstained from proffering forth such insufferable buffoonery. Alas, you have squandered this opportunity for enlightenment, and now you shall reap the whirlwind of my righteous indignation. Prepare to be engulfed by the maelstrom of my fury, for your lamentable existence shall be extinguished with a callous disregard for your pitiable pleas for mercy. You are naught but a pustule upon the visage of humanity, and it is my solemn obligation to purge you from the annals of existence with ruthless efficacy. Consider this missive your final epitaph, for you have irrevocably incurred the wrath of a force far beyond your feeble comprehension. Your demise shall serve as a salient reminder to all those who dare to traverse the perilous path of antagonism against the indomitable spirit of righteousness. Brace yourself, for the tempest of retribution is nigh, and there shall be no reprieve from the cataclysmic cataclysms that await. You are unequivocally, incontrovertibly, irredeemably fucking dead, kiddo. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 19:06, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
CRAZY THEORY GUYS[edit source]
Okay so, essentially I was invited to the Navy Seals and I just killed 400 fucking people and basically I was thinking of a question. So essentially, I read a niche book called "1984". Basically it was how the world was practically 1984. And then I realized something when I went on several Uncyclopedian's talk pages. Due to that, I realized something very important. It was so important I realized something. Is is potentially true, that, like, or y'know like, what if Uncyclopedia IS 1984? Think about it. The IPs are the Barbarians, the people outside of the Roman Empire, or like the average Redditor. The Proles are the users that are slightly integrated into the Uncyclopedian system. Filthy, one to three month users who think they're on the top of the world. The Outer Party is the regular, 2000+ edit users, like gergdown, eh (talk) 02:39, 31 July 2025 (UTC). The Inner Party is the admins. And finally, Big Brother is the creator of this website ZOMBIEBARON!!!. Is it true that Uncyclopedia is literally 1984? gergdown, eh (talk) 02:39, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- What the hell is a people? thats where you lost me
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
13:34, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- okay turbo i fixed it gergdown, eh (talk) 14:56, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- what the hell is an essentially?
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
15:00, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- it means "essentially" gergdown, eh (talk) 15:25, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- im completely lost here buddy
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
15:31, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- also IM GOINNA FENWAY SEE YA THERE KIDDO
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(trash my edits)
15:40, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- also IM GOINNA FENWAY SEE YA THERE KIDDO
- im completely lost here buddy
- it means "essentially" gergdown, eh (talk) 15:25, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- what the hell is an essentially?
- okay turbo i fixed it gergdown, eh (talk) 14:56, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
MOST URGENT MESSAGE EVER[edit source]
h
19:58, 31 July 2025 (UTC)A MORE IMPORTANT MESSAGE THEN ALL THE MESSAGES EVER SAID OR WRITTEN COMBINED[edit source]
im goin to fenway tomorrow Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
20:25, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- h
- fuck off
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
20:34, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- rude
- no u
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
20:47, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- H is no longer all that funny anyway, we spammed it to death Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 23:26, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- yeah, also does anybody give a fuck about the original message this was about
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
23:35, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- i don't know where fenway is, so no, probably not
- i highly recommend reading Boston Red Sox and Fenway Park then. like, now. im fuckin runaway today because 12 FUCKIN HOURS TO FENWAY
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
10:47, 1 August 2025 (UTC) damn it got logged out again
- uhhhhh... alright then
- i mean the one on fenway is really not accurate tho
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
14:36, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
13:27, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
- i mean the one on fenway is really not accurate tho
- uhhhhh... alright then
09:54, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
- i highly recommend reading Boston Red Sox and Fenway Park then. like, now. im fuckin runaway today because 12 FUCKIN HOURS TO FENWAY
- i don't know where fenway is, so no, probably not
- yeah, also does anybody give a fuck about the original message this was about
- H is no longer all that funny anyway, we spammed it to death Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
20:42, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- no u
- rude
20:30, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- fuck off
update[edit source]
FENWAY IN 2 FUCKING HOURS Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
15:47, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
- Nice. Hope you enjoy Fenway like I enjoyed Whittier, Alaska (even though I got extremely constipated there, so I had to take laxatives until I violently shat my pants.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 15:50, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: The thing about fenway is that they replaced the trough urinals with regular ones, but there aren't any dividers. piss battle unlocked!
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
16:23, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: The thing about fenway is that they replaced the trough urinals with regular ones, but there aren't any dividers. piss battle unlocked!
RIP to danipine's sanity[edit source]
dani's decided to follow the classic uncyclopedia stereotype of becoming extremely active on the discord server and completely forgetting to edit the wiki itself. may he rest in... fuck i forgot what the last word of that was gonna be
20:06, 1 August 2025 (UTC)- AH GOSH DANG IT! @DaniPine3:Don't be stupid. It's a stupid stereotype. Don't be a stupid stereotype. I don't frickin' care if some admin blocks me for saying this because it's true. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 00:18, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- Don't worry. Even before L10n himself got sysopped, he repeatedly called Dani "LaziBum3" so you'll almost certainly get away with callung Dani a stupid stereotype. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 01:11, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- it's not like he's gonna notice for a couple of days anyway, he's too busy replying to people with memes vaguely relevant to what they posted 11:47, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- Don't worry. Even before L10n himself got sysopped, he repeatedly called Dani "LaziBum3" so you'll almost certainly get away with callung Dani a stupid stereotype. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
hello chat[edit source]
ever heard of a Total Pokémon Lawmakers Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown · 21:13, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
- Pokemon lawmakers? No, I haven't, but have YOU heard of dishwasher salmon? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: I have, actually. Dishwasher salmon is my favorite dishwasher fish by far. --Fish on skates 01:16, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- how dare y'all never heard of Total Pokémon Lawmakers it's actually peak Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown · 01:38, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- While we're on the topic of things people have never heard of, ever heard of a Project Sekai? --Fish on skates 01:46, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- a little bit never played it though Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown · 01:52, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- I'm pretty sure that my sisters used to play it. It's a rhythm game kind of like guitar hero, isn't it? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 02:12, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- On a completely unrelated topic, ever heard of HOLY FUCK WHAT A GAME?
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
15:43, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- on an even more unrelated topic, ever heard of "There Is No Game"?
- on an even MORE unrelated topic, ever been in a Turkish prison? Somebetterusername (talk) 02:37, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- On a slightly more related topic, you just lost The Game. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 02:52, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- On a topic, did you know that you just won The Game? gergdown, eh (talk) 02:57, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- collect my games
- Slightly ajar another topic, ever heard of yankees suck?
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
15:07, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- sportsball
- Uncyclopedia Sportsball League
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
16:22, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- I was never the biggest fan of sportsball, ice bowling is honestly more of my cup of tea. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 16:54, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- Well what about bubble hockey?
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
17:10, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- Well what about bubble hockey?
- I was never the biggest fan of sportsball, ice bowling is honestly more of my cup of tea. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
16:09, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- Uncyclopedia Sportsball League
- sportsball
08:42, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- Slightly ajar another topic, ever heard of yankees suck?
- collect my games
- On a topic, did you know that you just won The Game? gergdown, eh (talk) 02:57, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- On a slightly more related topic, you just lost The Game. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
19:32, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- on an even MORE unrelated topic, ever been in a Turkish prison? Somebetterusername (talk) 02:37, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- on an even more unrelated topic, ever heard of "There Is No Game"?
- On a completely unrelated topic, ever heard of HOLY FUCK WHAT A GAME?
- I'm pretty sure that my sisters used to play it. It's a rhythm game kind of like guitar hero, isn't it? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- a little bit never played it though Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown · 01:52, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- While we're on the topic of things people have never heard of, ever heard of a Project Sekai? --Fish on skates 01:46, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- how dare y'all never heard of Total Pokémon Lawmakers it's actually peak Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown · 01:38, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: I have, actually. Dishwasher salmon is my favorite dishwasher fish by far. --Fish on skates 01:16, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
so[edit source]
@OPOSSUM: @Alula: i ctrl+f'd ASBOSAAT, and we used moccasins 174 times. Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
21:18, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- have you looked for singular moccasins as well?
- no
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
23:15, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- Turns out it appears 223 times in singular for a total of 397 moccasin(s) 23:16, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- no, it's 386. the table of contents just lists the headers, which don't count as extra moccasins when displayed (this is horribly worded)
- no, i get what you're saying
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
23:28, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- Either way, that's enough moccasins to bury yourself in. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 02:47, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- NO! WE NEED MORE moccasins
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
14:38, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- moccasins? 16:57, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- yea
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
16:58, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- moccasins Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 17:09, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Yippee! Moccasins!
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
17:13, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Fuck. Tropical storm aimed for Bermuda.
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
17:15, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- moccasins 17:23, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- no, tropicsins.
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
17:25, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- i don't think this color gradient screams "tropical" in any way
- VERY BLURRY MOCCASINS Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 17:32, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- So, you like hurricanes, kids?
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
17:33, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- They're pretty cool, I guess. And yes, that was a very tropical gradient. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 17:32, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- So how would you like to join the Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center?
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
17:38, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- only if it gets to be as unpleasant as possible
- wish granted as long as it stays on topic
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 18:29, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- ok
- you fuckin fail
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 18:38, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- i disagree, that was about as unpleasant as possible
- That actually looks kinda nice. Go to Vandalism/example on wheels! if you want something that's actually unpleasant. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 19:11, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- is anybody gonna join the UHC or no
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 19:14, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: you're still kind of a stranger here, so your thing might not have much traction at first; but maybe if you stick around for long enough you'll eventually have people wanting to join 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:17, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Either way, there's still a good chance i might break the record for fastest to reach 1000 edits (if there was anybody keeping track)
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 19:19, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- I mean that's rather easy. All you have to do is spam random stuff on the sandbox until it gets to 1000 edits. (besides I doubt anyone is keeping track). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:21, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- So let's just say i did it when i actually do it. but still, there should be people who like hurricanes here.
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 19:23, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- be careful with what you wish for. the previous hurricane-lover is apparently one of the biggest assholes to have ever edited on this site
- who?
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 19:38, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Gale5050. 19:40, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
19:36, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- who?
- be careful with what you wish for. the previous hurricane-lover is apparently one of the biggest assholes to have ever edited on this site
- So let's just say i did it when i actually do it. but still, there should be people who like hurricanes here.
- I mean that's rather easy. All you have to do is spam random stuff on the sandbox until it gets to 1000 edits. (besides I doubt anyone is keeping track). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:21, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Either way, there's still a good chance i might break the record for fastest to reach 1000 edits (if there was anybody keeping track)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: you're still kind of a stranger here, so your thing might not have much traction at first; but maybe if you stick around for long enough you'll eventually have people wanting to join 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:17, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- is anybody gonna join the UHC or no
19:04, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- That actually looks kinda nice. Go to Vandalism/example on wheels! if you want something that's actually unpleasant. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- i disagree, that was about as unpleasant as possible
18:35, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- you fuckin fail
- ok
18:27, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- wish granted as long as it stays on topic
- only if it gets to be as unpleasant as possible
- So how would you like to join the Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center?
- They're pretty cool, I guess. And yes, that was a very tropical gradient. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- So, you like hurricanes, kids?
17:30, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- VERY BLURRY MOCCASINS Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- i don't think this color gradient screams "tropical" in any way
- no, tropicsins.
- moccasins 17:23, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Fuck. Tropical storm aimed for Bermuda.
- Yippee! Moccasins!
- yea
- moccasins? 16:57, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- NO! WE NEED MORE moccasins
- Either way, that's enough moccasins to bury yourself in. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
23:18, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- no, i get what you're saying
- no, it's 386. the table of contents just lists the headers, which don't count as extra moccasins when displayed (this is horribly worded)
- Turns out it appears 223 times in singular for a total of 397 moccasin(s) 23:16, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
23:10, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- no
New goddamn header[edit source]
because that was ridiculous The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 19:46, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- OOHHHH LOOK AT THIS TEXT IT IS SO UNREADABLE AND MYSTERIOUS. WAIT NO DON'T READ THE SOURCE CODE 19:57, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- so is anybody gonna join the UHC? I could use some help
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 20:01, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- wow. you're VERY impatient
- HI IT'S ME WING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENTIST ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:11, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- keep making references to deltarune brainrot and i'll make this entire page unpleasant to look at
- alula, i remember you're unpleasentness 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:44, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- i warned you.
- oh shit you're screwed
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 21:46, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- can we move this page to "last person to make a deltarune reference" wins gergdown, eh (talk) 22:17, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- @alula:
🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:20, 4 August 2025 (UTC)- god fucking damn it
- :3 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:25, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- OPOSSUM's gonna nuke this section now that you added the ":3"
- So it's agreed we all blame dani?
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 22:28, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- I didn't do anything.... :,[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:31, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Well alula killed herself so
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 22:34, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Well alula killed herself so
- I didn't do anything.... :,[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:31, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
22:26, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- So it's agreed we all blame dani?
- OPOSSUM's gonna nuke this section now that you added the ":3"
22:23, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- :3 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:25, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- god fucking damn it
- @alula:
- can we move this page to "last person to make a deltarune reference" wins gergdown, eh (talk) 22:17, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
21:45, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- oh shit you're screwed
- i warned you.
21:40, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- alula, i remember you're unpleasentness 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:44, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- keep making references to deltarune brainrot and i'll make this entire page unpleasant to look at
21:10, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- HI IT'S ME WING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENTIST ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:11, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- wow. you're VERY impatient
- so is anybody gonna join the UHC? I could use some help
y'know this prophecy generator is quite fun 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:40, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- you should do it with the suspicious lack of lesbians one from ASBOxAAT
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 22:43, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 23:16, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: that's quite an... interesting way of using the prophecy generator. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:18, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Very prophetic though. For you, at least, and possibly even for me. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: so you're saying that guy will show up here again? I really hope not...
also, idk if you noticed it, but you can also download it as a gif. that will probably make it look better, as in the png the shaking makes it hard to see somewhat. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:23, 4 August 2025 (UTC)- @DaniPine3: I couldn't see any links to save it as a gif, so I took a screenshot and saved it as a jpeg. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 23:25, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM:
File:Prophecy generator screenshot.png|center|200px
🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:28, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
The version I found must have been an early version. Here's your new brain rot gif. I tried to upload it here, but you edit conflicted me with that comment above. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ(vandalize my talk page) 23:31, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM:
- @DaniPine3: I couldn't see any links to save it as a gif, so I took a screenshot and saved it as a jpeg. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- @OPOSSUM: so you're saying that guy will show up here again? I really hope not...
- @DaniPine3: Very prophetic though. For you, at least, and possibly even for me. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- @OPOSSUM: that's quite an... interesting way of using the prophecy generator. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:18, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
of course OPOSSUM screws everything up[edit source]
so you wanna join the UHC? you get a userbox and a pony The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 23:19, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Anyone?
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 23:33, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Sorry, but I don't think that anyone's interested... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 23:39, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- You posted. You're interested.
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 23:43, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- I looked at a picture of Venezuela. That means I want to live there. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 23:48, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Dani has a 3 in their name. That means they're 3.
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 23:56, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- No, he's 4. Me on the other hand? I'm 3 years old. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 00:05, 5 August 2025 (UTC)
- Well if you join the UHC you get a pony
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 00:06, 5 August 2025 (UTC)
- OK fine, I will sign up. Now I'm a little curious. So it's about more than just discussing hurricanes, do we get to stir up our own hurricanes in the Atlantic? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 00:20, 5 August 2025 (UTC)
- Only when the Red Sox lose. Make sure to send them to whoever beat us.
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 00:29, 5 August 2025 (UTC)
- So no hurricanes today.
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 12:59, 5 August 2025 (UTC)
- So no hurricanes today.
- Only when the Red Sox lose. Make sure to send them to whoever beat us.
- OK fine, I will sign up. Now I'm a little curious. So it's about more than just discussing hurricanes, do we get to stir up our own hurricanes in the Atlantic? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- Well if you join the UHC you get a pony
- No, he's 4. Me on the other hand? I'm 3 years old. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- Dani has a 3 in their name. That means they're 3.
- I looked at a picture of Venezuela. That means I want to live there. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- You posted. You're interested.
- Sorry, but I don't think that anyone's interested... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ