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The last person to edit was DaniPine3! Watch out for the falling tree, if you don't want to get crushed...

“Jifajenijnadfijnvdzijzndgijngliqk
Don't mind me, just keyboard smashing.”

~ Echo flower

“Jifajenijnadfijnvdzijzndgijngliqk
Don't mind me, just keyboard smashing.”

~ The rather repetitive echo flower

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uhhh... archibe[edit source]

don't have anything to say. it's archived now. have fun with the new page i guess Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:25, 18 April 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: noooooooooo not agaiiiiiiiiiiiin whyyyyyyyyyyy 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:41, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
because archibe Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:42, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
What the hell does "archibe" mean? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 13:43, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
it means archibe 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:08, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
So it means the same thing with or without quotation marks? Ok then, what does archibe mean? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:22, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
it's like an archive but witha b Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:13, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
A B, huh? Like :B? I'm in, archibe all you want! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:19, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
no, not like that Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:20, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
Well, screw it, I'm out. Feed this new edition of LPTEW to that damn cat, for all I care Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:22, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
no thanks, i'm good :3👍 Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:25, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
you know what? It would be great if the story-eater ate all those "did you know"s. There's way too many of them. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:30, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: I've already tried, but those "did you know"s taste awful. Specially the tree one, it tastes like dirt. I'd rather it a marsupial instead... the story-eating cat 16:39, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3 disguised as a cat: Fine, I'll eat the did you know's myself. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:52, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
you couldn't at least leave the first 10 or so of them alone? Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:19, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
@alula: it seems OPOSSUM was really hungry 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:21, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
oh right, i forgot. he's practicing eating wikitext in case his food stash gets raided Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:23, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
@alula: hold on, who's going to raid OPOSSUM's food stash? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:30, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
a fur seal maybe? or possibly an olula Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:32, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
FINALLY A PAGE ARCHIVE!! This page took entire months to load, now it's almost instant. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:28, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
in a couple of days someone's gonna add a moccaspin and make it just as bad Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:31, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
FOR YOU!!! The moccaspins didn't load for me because I disabled them!!
moccasins.
moccasins.


MUAHAHAHAHA!! Thank you for the idea!! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:42, 18 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: when Alula finds out, she's gonna be pissed... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:19, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
Moccaspin Button
Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:06, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: that's... pretty clever, actually.
Maybe you should make that an actual template. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:37, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: It's a pretty specific thing to make a template for, also I just made the Template:Ketchipassword template obsolete. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:56, 18 April 2025 (UTC)

Jifajenijnadfijnvdzijzndgijngliqk[edit source]

Don't mind me, just keyboard smashing. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:40, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

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oh finally the thing was archived, it was startin' to get cluttered y'know Somebetterusername (talk) 17:34, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
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hey what'th heck are y'all doin', this ain't good'at a' a'l, y'u'r' c'u't'r'n u' e'v'r'n'g ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Somebetterusername (talk) 17:39, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
don't you just love it when everyone forgets to close their tags? Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:43, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
I don't give any fucks about tags, to be honest. 'Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:45, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
what have you done? Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:47, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
I don't know. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:49, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
Doesn't mattter what he did only that I made this page more of a mess!! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:54, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
wow wtf is going on here 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:08, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

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I have no idea Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:26, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
ok enough big text. now it's time to make this page completely unreadable Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:29, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
I like the sound of that! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:32, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
@alula: @ L10nM4st3r: huh? what did you say? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:34, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:35, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: not unreadable enough. which means you're now sentenced to a five month long gender studies session Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:37, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
wow, alula, how did you become so... huge...? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:50, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
i dunno Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:51, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
What the fuck is going on? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:56, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
@alula: sorry I couldn't read that. what did you say??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:58, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
@DANNY PINO IIIRD: What? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:01, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: who? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:17, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
you, apparently Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:28, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
Time for a SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITWAR! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:33, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
I still can't hear what you guys say... you're so far away.... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:38, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
Would be a shame if all of us caught the Olula desease, but couldn't see it coming because the text is so small. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:33, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

AITA for stabbing my husband[edit source]

he made the piano so i pushed him down the stairs and stabbed him with scissors Somebetterusername (talk) 23:01, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
That's only illegal, not moral. We do things immoral here. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:07, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
We don't, and this is obviously a joke. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:08, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: hold on, we don't? what am I going to do with all this bombs then? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:09, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
Why, you blow up a hospital, silly! joke don't come after me radom people who try to take this out of contextL10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:11, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: okay, done. now the city hospital is no more... hold on, what do you mean it was a joke? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:19, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
Oh good. I MEAN WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?? very good job, it's just so nobody can take it out of context WHY!?? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:23, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: now you're confusing me. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:34, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
YOU CANT "OUT OF CONTEXT" ME!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:41, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: okay, now I can't even comprehend what you're saying. maybe you should go to a psychward. attentively, the guy that blew up a hospital. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:51, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
I think I'm the sane one, you're the one who needs help. You ONLY blew up one hospital!?? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:56, 20 April 2025 (UTC)
lol hospitals? I blow up schools (this joke has been omitted due to my conscience telling me it won't be a joke about one-three months from now) Somebetterusername (talk) 00:02, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I was going to blow up more, but then you confused me with the whole "it's a joke" thing... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:04, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

Same reason somebetterusername crossed out his message I had to say I was joking. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:07, 21 April 2025 (UTC)
why are we talking about blowing up hospitals and schools to begin with? Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:11, 21 April 2025 (UTC)
alula it's a very healthy hobby to have. even if the law is against it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:17, 21 April 2025 (UTC)