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  Turb0-Sunrise

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  Glitchy2orua

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  DaniPine3

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  Fish on sk8s

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  Gammakid999

The colossal, shiny churning lawn mowers in question

The last [#2 SALESMAN 2026] to edit was DaniPine3!

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▼ SUCK!

Huh

where did the forum go 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:40, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

archibe – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:41, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

I dunno?!?!? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:42, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

it was Squaw Deer --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:43, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

@Squaw Deer do you have permission to archibe 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:45, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

I gave him permission --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:46, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ITS NOT MY FAULT - Fish on skates told me you didnt have to be an admin to archibe
Ban her
not me – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:46, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban them both SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 19:47, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban deer and turb0 --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:47, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

And ban turb0 while your at it – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:47, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

let's put it to a vote

ban squaw bee

Score: +3

1.  For. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:49, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
2. No. --– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:53, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
3.  For. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:54, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
4. No. Couldn't math, but couldn't math in a way that makes me feel nice. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:58, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
5. TSE TUNG! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:59, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
6.  Driving in my- oh wait it says bee, my bad 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban turb0

Score: +6

1.  For. doesn't change the score number --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:49, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
2.  f0r – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:50, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
3.  For. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:50, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
4.  For. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:54, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
5.  Against. SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 20:02, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
6.  F0r again He couldn't even math again. I am using my ban immunity (totally real) to vote again 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:05, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
7.  For. 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban Dani

Score: +2

1.  For. admins are the most deserving of bans --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:49, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
2. Nope. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
3.  For. Couldn't even math correctly. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:57, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
4.  For. maybe this will get him to learn how to add multiple categories at once with hotcat 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban Fish

Score: -1 and a delete

1.  For on skates– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:52, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
2.  Against on skates. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:52, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
3. Delete on skates--Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:54, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
4. Uncyclopedia. 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban gerg

Score: +2

1.  Goof. he edit conflicts me --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:54, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
2. Radioactive! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:57, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
3.  This is GLOOBY! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:55, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
4.  It's very GROOVY to me. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
5.  go goof yourself SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 20:03, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise:  Goof. (thanks fish) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:11, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown:  Goof. (no problem my alt) --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 20:13, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

1.  Goof. 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban alula

Score: +3.74

1.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE DID, BUT SHE DID IT ALL!!! Oh yeah, sockpuppetry. That's what she did. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:07, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
2. Against slightly. What did she possibly do that is so bad? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  20:08, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
3.  For. User:Gergdown/DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 20:12, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
4. TSE TUNG! 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
5. 4 Four! she wanted to ban me, so now I want to ban her! this is clearly not a trick to divert attention from the fact we're the same person in different sockpuppets 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:29, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
6.  Like Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:33, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Ban ZombieBaron

Score: 0

1. Zombiebaron. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:35, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
2.  Forange. then he'll HAVE to come back --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 20:36, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
3.  Against. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:37, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
4.  Against. banning the dead? what has this vote come to? 21:23, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Ban Soviet

Score: -1

1.  For. trying to get zombiebaron banned --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 22:17, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

1.  Against. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:54, 1 March 2026 (UTC)
2.  Against. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:57, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

Soo

Are we banning anyone anytime soon? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:07, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

that's up to the whims of the admins --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 16:08, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

sure. i will ban everyone with a negative score 22:28, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

styrofoam

im here and would like to say that styrofoam is a great food and they should make an actually edible version, the texture and flavor is just amazing Schism (talk) 01:38, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

no, styrofoam doesn't taste good at all 08:29, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

it's an acquired taste --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 14:18, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

i don't aquire tastes 15:48, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

i acquire styrofoam --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:49, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

maybe you should acquire something that tastes better 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:50, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

paper --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:50, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

cardboard box with a robot face on it 15:51, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

moss --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:52, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

that's so mossed up 15:53, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

woodchips --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:56, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

moxie SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 18:56, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

+1 attack every time you knock out an opponent 19:23, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

nether wart --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:33, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

tether warn 21:11, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

feather warm --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 21:18, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

deader charm 21:29, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

header arm --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 21:30, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

hammer arm 21:38, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

like the toothpaste --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 21:41, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

no, it's a pokémon move 21:43, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

they named a toothpaste after a pokemon move --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 21:49, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

can't believe the toothpaste industry would plagiarise like this smh my head 22:00, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

the nerve of some people --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 01:19, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

Okay, so hypothetically...

IF I was about to hit 18000 edits, what would be my 18000th one? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:04, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

this forum --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 00:33, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last 00:34, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this person --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 00:34, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this to 00:35, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this edit --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 00:35, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this wins 00:35, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last person to edit wins --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 00:38, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last edit to person wins 00:39, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last win to edit persons --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 00:51, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last to person win edits 06:55, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last edit win person tos --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 14:07, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this fire, it's out of control, I'm gonna burrrn this city, burrrn this city 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:21, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this editing, it's out of control, I'm gonna win this forum, winnn this forum --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 14:56, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this winning, it's out of control, I'm gonna edit this forum, edittt this forum 15:12, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this forum, it's out of edit, i'm gonna control this win, controlll this win --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:16, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this fish, it's out on skates, i'm gonna turb0 this sunrise, turb000 this sunrise 15:28, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this alula, it's out of fish, i'm gonna dani this pine, daniii this pine --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:45, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

things that should be in minecraft

• horse armor trims
• cutting wood blocks with a stonecutter
• drying sponges with a blast furnace
• azalea wood
• swamp wood

discuss. SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 17:08, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

deer --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 17:09, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

• Herorbrine
• Aether dimension/portal
• Big Chungus
• Genghis Khan
• Alula
• Crafting recipe for elytra

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:10, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

I want deer so I can recreate in Minecraft --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 17:12, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this is a deltarune thread now isn't it SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 17:19, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

whens the next steam sale so i can gbuy undertale im broke – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:20, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

I believe its in about two weeks. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:21, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

how are you too broke for undertale? it costs barely anything compared to every other game ever 17:46, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

I have like ten bucks in cash right now and none in data – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:46, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

it costs maybe 7 dollars, you can definitely afford that 17:51, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

that's less than Java Minecraft --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 18:07, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

I had a dream

where my school blocked uncyclopedia and I just sat in place for several days straight after that --Gamma Here, friend, have some meth. 18:54, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

I had a dream where I thought that Zombiebaron came back, but it was just someone whose username looked a lot like him. and then, Lyrithya came back and we really hit it off. And me and Lyrithya and Alula were walking to some store together --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:02, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

i had a dream where i was editing uncyclopedia 19:07, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

i had a dream where Gergdown was showing me a cool marble race thingy he built. it was cool. I kinda want to build it now --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:10, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

i had a dream where zombiebaron de-zombified himself and requested to be renamed to "baron" 21:15, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

ok that is pretty funny. almost like how gergdown de-ultimateified himself --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 21:42, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

schism here on the bus and I would like to say the pollen is so bad this morning I might be dying 2600:1005:B0C2:DDBC:FB73:8BAE:6E34:3E4D (talk) 12:10, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

pollen moment 12:14, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

IP moment --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 14:57, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

geolocation moment 15:04, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

moment moment --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:07, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

CheckUser moment 15:08, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

violation of privacy moment 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:08, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

CheckUser log moment 15:09, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

admin moment --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:10, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

spambot moment 15:11, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

banned moment SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 15:12, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

turb0-sunrise moment 15:13, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

abuse filter moment --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:14, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

filter 69 moment 15:15, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

funny number moment 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:25, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAA! moment 15:26, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

BBBBBBBBB! moment --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:44, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

im a critter :3

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 13:15, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

I'm a C****r MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 13:31, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

I'm a censor --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 13:42, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

Nahhh, you are a fish, you silly goober GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 14:10, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

i'm a goober --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 14:56, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

Undertale yesterday

I started Undertale yesterday, its kinda freaky. Got it for $2.50(!) on steam. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:18, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

welcome to the cabal --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 16:21, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

what do you mean freaky? did toriel turn you on or something? 23:27, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

I meant freaky in the original meaning -- wierd. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:24, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

nah I bet it was the flower --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 23:32, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

yeah no see that's actually worse 23:34, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

both at the same time --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 23:37, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

...in what way? 23:39, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

every way --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 23:41, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

SQUAW DEE WANTS TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH TORIEL AND THE FLOWER SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 23:42, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

*insert major story spoiler here that makes this statement absolutely insane and fucked up* 23:43, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

he wanted to have a threesome with a flower. that's already fucked up in itself, let alone of the spoiler that makes it worse 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:07, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

what the helga are you talking a boot? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:24, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

in wplace

I made OPOSSUM's signature image. It's by Ojai --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 02:43, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

ojai does not approve of this information 13:43, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

The Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia is displeased by this information. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:55, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

The Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia is pleased by this information. MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 14:36, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Móckasiin is displeased. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:01, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Móckasiin is pleased. MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 15:05, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Móckasiin likes your ghelae sig. ~ Fish^on_skates 15:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

moccasins. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:28, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

    Ketchup. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 18:51, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Mustard. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:52, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

 Goof. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 18:53, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

 Foog. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:54, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

*HKHHHHHH* --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 18:55, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Zombieboner. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:58, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER! 18:59, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER! --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:04, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

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forum reply boxes

how do i put them on other pages --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 18:55, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u donut MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 18:58, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u bagel --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:04, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u croissant --Gamma Here, friend, have some meth. 19:06, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u cookie --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:06, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

obligatory ridiculous forum box amout SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 19:07, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u danish – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:07, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u bun --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:08, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u medium sized pastry --Gamma Here, friend, have some meth. 19:09, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

to my knowledge it's some custom code in MediaWiki:Common.css or MediaWiki:Common.js. i don't know either of those languages though, so i can't exactly pinpoint where you can find it 19:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

You large pasty

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u stupid danishary user! how do u not know how to speak the english muffin, turb0-sunrise? as we all know the croissant way of spelling amount is amount! obviously not amout! in fact, since u have said that, u have not only offended me, but the entire pastry of the anglo-saxon language cookie, turb0-sunrise. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:15, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

ok serious answer for Fish...

haven't the slightest about the ACTUAL way to do it, but here's some alternate ways to get that.
<section begin="myreply" />...the reply content...<section end="myreply" />
Then on ANY other page:{{#section:Forum:SomeTopic|myreply}} that SHOULD transclude it, and it'll update in real time when the forum is changed! (I think) or just be lazy and do it all manually in an infobox... MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 19:13, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

MK • 14:32, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

ur gay.

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 19:21, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

RealDonaldTrump might know the code needed for Fish's question. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:28, 4 March 2026 (UTC)