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The last person to edit was 168.11.96.2!

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little do you know

i've filled up on gas 20:19, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:25, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

you can't "nuh uh" the incoming bergentruck 20:27, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

watch me Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:28, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

Breaking news: Local Bostonian was this evening ran over by a drunk truck driver. He was pronounced dead on the spot, reportedly having carried a carboard cutout with the words "TRY ME! ALSO YANKEES SUCK" written on it. --UnNews Tonight 22:00, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

Breakinger news: Local Norwegian was this evening run over by a local Bostonian truck driver. She was pronounced dead on the spot, reportedly having carried a carboard cutout with the words "TRY ME! ALSO DELTARUNE TOMORROW :3" written on it. --UnNews Tonight 22:13, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

well fuck 22:16, 10 December 2025 (UTC)<

hold on, if the Bostonian was dead, how did he run over the Norwegian? did the Bostonian become a zombie???🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:21, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

i think there might be more than one bostonian truck driver 22:22, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

and the lore deepens... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:25, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

there's only one person in the entire city of Boston --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:26, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

yes, and that's Toby Fox 22:30, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

gerg was right... maybe you and danipine3 are the same person who also somehow ran over themself --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:31, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

he was completely right. i was ready to have this knowledge broadcasted to the main page, but the VFH gods (also known as Bad Motherfucker) said no 22:33, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

to prove this theory further, here's me again using my second account. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:39, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

@alula: ya know what else he said? that turb0 sockpuppets every single account from Boston --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:42, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

hang on let me do a CU i need to see this for myself 23:05, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

oh cool, turb0 shares all of his IP addresses with half the current userbase 23:06, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

archibe

it's been too long since archibe Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:20, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

archibe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:39, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

it's literally been archived just now... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:45, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

i archibed the forum talk page --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:47, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedian Pixelplace Army

Our achievement

I did a funny. (if you saw the guild icon before and wonder why I removed the rainbow swatzika, apparently you can't do that in the game? i think putting gay goatse 8-bitzkrieg is a-okay) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:03, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: is that wplace? in which cordinates is that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:08, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

that's pixelplace, not wplace 23:09, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

pixelplace is smaller and wplace has more Deltarune and Pride flags --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:39, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

and also pixelplace is about replacing others pixels with your own for no good reason, something that is straight up banned on wplace (not that this ban gets properly enforced or anything) 23:41, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

on a semi-related note, @DaniPine3: go find that moccasin i made on wplace 23:42, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

yeah it's impressive --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:45, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

@alula: i already did. it's a cool moccasin. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:47, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

there's also ASBOWAAT stuff in Ojai and Ketchikan --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:49, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

yeah, words. only words.
ok to be fair there is basically no space to make anything substantial in ojai on wplace anymore so i'm not gonna blame anyone for not adding more ASBOWAAT stuff there 15:38, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

ketchikan's still available afaik --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:46, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

Gerg's "Actual" Opinions:

these are my "actual" opinions. if someone says that these aren't my actual opinions, they are lying:

• January 6th is the best time to birth a baby, and to name it "Donald Trump" would make it even better.
• White people should make it harder for the blacks to gain sunburns
• Smoking weed in a cementary? Fine by me
• Speaking of weed, smoking should be only advertised to children
• Dani's favourite position is doing anal sex.
• Everything in Project 2025 by Trump
  • More money onto fossil fuels
  • More nuclear bombs
  • Pretend that the Epstein Files exist, but in reality, it's just fear mongering
• Going fucking nuts at a funeral should be a common practice

i hope this doesn't cause any anger or fear at all.

🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 17:37, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

here are my actual opinininininininions

• the word opinion should be spelled with as many "in"s as humanly possible
• every single Uncyclopedian is the same person
• Hatsune Miku did 9/11
• Uncyclopedia is not a waste of time and I should definitely not be doing something else right now
• swear words are the first and only words you should teach to children
• babies drop out of the sky

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:51, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

here are my opinions:

• YANKEES SUCK!

Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 19:50, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

here are my opinions:

• I don't know why are we doing this in the first place
• Italian cuisine is the best cuisine on Earth
• Gerg was it that what you said about my favorite position?

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:33, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

was it that what you said --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:47, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

i'm bored

(no message) Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 22:00, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

(message) 22:00, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

(maybe message) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:12, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

(hi brown) Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:15, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

(shhhhhh there's not supposed to be a message guys!) Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 22:16, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

(alright, got it) 22:17, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

(check this out) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:19, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:23, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

(GUYS THERE'S NO MESSAGE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.) Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 22:38, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

being incredibly gay or something Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:42, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

there is a message now --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:49, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

i don't know if there's a message or not until i look inside the section 22:53, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

the message is there but it's being covered up by every government --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:04, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

every government is secretly being led by brown and the colour cabal 23:31, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

3d text request

I have nothing to do so I'll be fulfilling your 3d text requests. See File:Nuh uh.jpeg for an example.

Rules:

• You get two requests
• Please state what colour you want it

Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:13, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

@soviet: I think the choice is obvious. moccasins. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:15, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

and make it moccasin color --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:17, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

Done.

Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes)

@Soviet: and YANKEES SUCK! in blue Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:04, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

I GOT HIRED BITCHES

I have a job now. So long, suckers! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 01:07, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

What is it? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:00, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:00, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

I'm delivering olive oil and crap. Not my first pick but I'll hopefully be moving onto bigger and better things soon. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 02:09, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

i think storing olive oil and crap in the same building is illegal Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:10, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: good job on getting a job (also im alive still) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:42, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

you might be alive, but you're still refusing to use your account... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:52, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

this i can confirm, but i can also confirm hopium is at an all time high right now, half life 3 tomorrow apparently 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:02, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

i have an idea, what if we ban his IP and make him use his account Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:03, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

i cast manual breathing 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:05, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I'm pretty sure banning his IP won't let him use his account either 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:07, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

can't we just use an IP block exemption? also you edit conflicting prick Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:08, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

haha i can cross out my text now 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:11, 12 December 2025 (UTC)