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The Queen with the Wobbly Bottom

There was once a Queen, a beautiful and clever Queen, who was loved throughout her land. But when she looked in the mirror, when she wriggled her hips, the Queen was not happy, not happy at all, because her bottom wobbled just like raspberry jelly. When she offers a reward for a solution to the royal wobble, hopeful candidates turn up in droves with cures of every kind. But none of them work, and the queen eventually discovers that real beauty comes from within. Taxworm (talk) 09:48, 19 September 2022 (UTC)

I am making a video game

Sad my computer doesn't have internet, just my kindle. Anyway, I got homing arrows, ghosts, automatic shotguns, assult rifles, platinum, magic flying sythes, stars, the moon, slimes, more homing arrows, and skeletons that throw bones at you. Oh, and trolls of both rock, and mushroom varieties and floweres and potions and food and bunnies and clay and sand n' stuff. And a full inventory as I can't be bothered to craft a chest. Meh. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:11, 19 September 2022 (UTC)

Sounds nice, can I make the music? Taxworm (talk) 13:29, 19 September 2022 (UTC)

Oh and it's not for uncyclopedia, btw. For actual... that thing I forgot the name of. Just wanted to say it somewhere. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:03, 19 September 2022 (UTC)

make a little free demo for the game at least taxworm / talk 19:34, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

Not sure that fits the game well. But I'll try. It just won't have ghosts or homing arrows. And anything that can only come after the first boss, tbh. Just the first boss. The ghost is the second boss. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:49, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

I'd like to see the result one day. Remind me when you finish. taxworm / talk 07:56, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

@Taxworm: I win, looser! Edit deh page, looser! I win!L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:53, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

What does this stupid game do to you? You desperately want and need to win, but when you actually win, you revert and unarchive the page. This is some psychological shit right there. taxworm / talk 07:59, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

That´s what boredom does to people. 08:00, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Boredom sucks. taxworm / talk 10:22, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

A question about this game

What do you get if you win? taxworm / talk 10:23, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Immortality and also a virgin.Executive (talk) 10:57, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

I get a virgin? Huh? taxworm / talk 11:11, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

In my game from above, you get cool items and get threatened by an evil creature called Sorapan that lives in The Void. So basically a cliff hanger. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:05, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Nice taxworm / talk 07:08, 25 September 2022 (UTC)

I'd write more, but I got stuck in 3 edit conflicts in a row and gave up... L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:15, 25 September 2022 (UTC)

well, that isn't so nice, I guess taxworm / talk 09:35, 25 September 2022 (UTC)

Added random stuff. And an ogre boss. I can't fuckinng avoid its attacks! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:31, 3 October 2022 (UTC)

The clarinet

taxworm / talk 13:13, 1 October 2022 (UTC)

Nobody here...

nobody cares about this page anymore... that means... i win. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:59, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, you´re right. 10:45, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

C00|_, | \/\/||\|! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:21, 1 February 2023 (UTC)

Or do you? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:04, 18 March 2023 (UTC)

Y35! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:27, 21 March 2023 (UTC)

jlvsakyaubkgbnxdsduvjgduvgntjhkgdvtfBASDFGHDS 12:50, 22 March 2023 (UTC)

I was hoping there'd be an actual message there. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:28, 22 March 2023 (UTC)

I am do

-Crocotta1 06:33, 22 March 2023 (UTC)

Sprite and Mentos

A fun experiment you can do when you're bored ;) --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 12:15, 22 March 2023 (UTC)

Hello

Just passing by to get some code or something 19:30, 24 July 2023 (UTC)

Does anyone happen to know where the CSS that allows for new topics to be added is? I can’t find it. 19:33, 24 July 2023 (UTC)

No idea, dont ask me L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:45, 24 July 2023 (UTC)

Oh, ok then 19:51, 24 July 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, i just found out that it isn’t here anymore :< 19:57, 24 July 2023 (UTC)

Ain't nobody doin' it like me

This all started in 2008 and has continued for 15 years. But the fact of the matter is, none of you will ever beat me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:36, 24 July 2023 (UTC)

Sure, Jan. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 22:54, 24 July 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 18:19, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:29, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:33, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

bonus points if you can spot the tytpo L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:44, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:01, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! 22:12, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:32, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!! 22:59, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

bonus points if you can spot the tytpo Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 23:02, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!! 23:23, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 23:36, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. 14:22, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:28, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

bonus points if you can spot the tytpo 17:11, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:22, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

I'm so fancy

No, really --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:25, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

I will sue you: you copied my talkpage content. I mean... I WILL SUE YOU FOR EDITING AFTER ME, DO NOT EDIT AFTER ME I HAVE 70 MILLION DOLLIES AS POCKET MONEY!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!1!!1!!1!!! says the spoiled retard kids of the world. Listen to em. Makes me wannna.............................................................................. *KHAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* oh look, a mushroom cloud. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:59, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

But seriously, "pepole".... is that how you spell it? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:08, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

Yes. 22:03, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

Holy shit! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 22:04, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

Its obvious, the the winner is me!

Its true.

Also reread the title. (im having way too much fun) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:10, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of Uncyclopedia bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but all of Uncyclopedia is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:39, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

👁️👄👁️ --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:57, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

Help! Police, there's a person just staring at me! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:09, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

Help is NOT on the way! 22:12, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:16, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

Now that's Bat Fuck Insane --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 22:29, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

Listen to my man. He's not bullshitting. Me and my boy here killed over 600 terrorists between the both of us during our black ops missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the internet while waiting for his hot pockets to finish heating in his mother's microwave. I know a hacker in the CIA who could get me the IP to your (or more likely, your parents') house like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that basement you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got friends in high places, brother. Friends who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple Predator missiles your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong Uncyclopedia forum and you fucked with the wrong Devil Dog. HOORAH. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:55, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

You drunk much? ;p L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:35, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

What the fuck did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the fuck alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? You're right, fucker. As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're fucking alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will shit calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking alive, kiddo. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:01, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

I'll mark that off as a "probably". 21:07, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

This edit was automated for the purpose of winning L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:07, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

This edit was automated for the purpose of winning 21:23, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

This edit was automated for the purpose of losing Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:24, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

This edit was automated for the purpose of FUCK YOU IDIOT YOU ARE STUPID EAT SHIT FUGGGERZZZ!!!! EAT SHIT AND FUCK BASTARDS YOU BITCHES!!L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:28, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

This edit was automated for the purpose of setting up ads literally everywhere on countless wiki platforms 21:30, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

This edit was automated for the purpose of <null> L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:32, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

This is the best mustard I've ever tasted! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:33, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

This edit was automated for the purpose of FUCK YOU "UwU" podcasts I FEEL DIRTY KILL KILL KILL NUKE EWWW I NEED A SHOWER FOR 10 YEARS!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:35, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:39, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

If i see another cringey furry im gonna litterally make their FUCKING LIFE so MISURABLE that the last thing they say before they jump off the bridge is "OMO"! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:42, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

JFK assassination pride flag 21:43, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:45, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Oh fuck. 21:46, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Only when all furries go to hell will i be able to smile. I hate impersonators. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:47, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

GET SOME! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:49, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Anyway thanks for the roleplay, it was fun. Im retiring from this page, its a waste of time. Dont edit guys. Its a waste. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:53, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of Uncyclopedia bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but all of Uncyclopedia is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:56, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

You take a step back, and fuck your own dickface. I do not take to your bullshit, now fuck off or ILL fuck YOU up WITH THIS FUN TOY!!!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:59, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T HURT ME!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:05, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

I WILL PROVE I AM NOT ALL TALK!!! DIEEEEEE!!!!!! For about 1 second during your sleep before coming alive again. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:07, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

i'm depressed

lol --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:55, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

That's not a "lol", that's actually just not good :< 23:22, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

cat

20:54, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Awwww, look at how small that street is. That man is so tiny.. Also nice cat. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:38, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Gooooooodnight

The kind that never ends, to our friend.. Mr "FUCK YOUR OWN FACE" man. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:04, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Chat, is this real? Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:09, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Yes L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:10, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Get fucked.

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:11, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Its been nice knowing you. Ill be sure to attend your funeral and laugh... FUCKKERR!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:13, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

What a lovely conversation 22:21, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Would you like to join us for some tea? We're having a wonderful conversation! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:27, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

No thanks, i don't drink tea. 22:44, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

I hope you're hungry... cause I'm about to give you a knuckle sandwich!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:45, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

I think i'll pass on that one too. 01:19, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

You burning

...what? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 22:12, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:14, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

I hate having migraines. I want to burn them. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 02:17, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

no

Whose idea was this?! Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 02:46, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

Yours. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:06, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

ur mom --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:16, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

I like Kitten Huffing

I like Kitten Huffing,so i am going to edit meow. --\78/T 08:02, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:37, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:10, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

Do not think so… Executive (talk) 09:08, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

so what,meow? --\78/T 09:15, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

👁️👄👁️

👁️🫦👁️ --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 11:43, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

🤘(👁️👄👁️)🤘 --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:34, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

let me tell you somethin, man

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of Uncyclopedia bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but all of Uncyclopedia is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:18, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

👁️👃👁️

👄 --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 18:51, 28 July 2023 (UTC)