User talk:Taxworm
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13:23, 18 May 2022 (UTC)
The Celeste template[edit source]
You might want to look at the template every now and then, since you have a page with all of the Celeste emojis listed. I update it whenever I feel like doing so. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:50, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
If you have any questions, slap ARandomPage with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that!
ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 16:02, 3 October 2022 (UTC)
Old Man Who Yelled at Cloud Now Requests Mustard?![edit source]
Hi. I took your theme & expanded upon it. Enjoy! :) https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Old_Man_Who_Yelled_at_Cloud_Now_Requests_Mustard Smuggler 16:00, 16 October 2022 (UTC)
Do you like No Man's Sky too?[edit source]
Do you -kzzk- it too? (If not then you wont understand -kzk- static, but it relates to the -kzzk-) L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:40, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
- I don't, I just know about the game from the fiasco that happened when early access was released. I've never had good enough equipment to even launch the game.
taxworm / talk 08:51, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
SPECIAL Delivery of the UnSignpost for October 23, 2022![edit source]
THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL! Just today, the Main Page has been deleted, and the person who started this deletion is none other than ARandomPage himself! How did this happen? Why did Page cause the deletion of the Main Page? You shall see, once you finish reading this UnSignpost!
This mess started on Discord, with ARandomPage, Cassie, Microsoft for POTUS, Banzaikitten, PF4Eva and JJPMaster. After an innocent discussion between all of them minus PF4 over a video, Banzai's wishes to cause minor inconveniences (which were stopped because Banzai is technically incompetent), and Svex the vandal, ARandomPage brought up the topic of the three pending deletions of the Main Page as per consensus on VFD. Page asked Cassie to delete the Main Page thrice sometime in the future, and Cassie, being Cassie, deleted the Main Page four minutes later. Microsoft then created the Main Page with the word "a", Banzai vandalized the Main Page, JJP declared that she was sad, and Cassie put up a notice saying that the Main Page was being set up. A few minutes later, Cassie had restored the Main Page as if nothing had happened. Peace returned to Uncyclopedia, and everyone got off scot-free... right?
WRONG! Despite the actual Main Page deletion crisis being over, the aftermath was arguably scarier than the real deletion. First, Cassie joke-blocked everyone involved in this discussion for a few minutes. Then, Banzai blocked Cassie for 100 years, as according to them, Cassie had committed the ultimate sacrilege. This caused Page to get mad and demand proper justice by turning himself in as the person who truly deleted the Main Page by telling Cassie to do it, even telling Banzai to give him the death penalty, which they refused. Though Page got a 900-year ban for a few minutes from Banzai, which Page celebrated, Banzai then essentially unblocked Page and went to sleep. Oh, what mess Banzaikitten will wake up to...
That's right, we have a new method of blocking! JJPMaster has invented the "symbolic block", which basically messes up a user's common.js file to deny them access to Uncyclopedia through conventional means. While JJPMaster was symbolically blocking Page, and later on, Banzai, Cassie opened a black hole on Page's userpage. According to JJPMaster herself, "i may have been waiting to "symbolically block" a human person ever since i got this permission".
And there you have it. That's the entire Main Page deletion incident of October 22, 2022. The true culprit of this crime has somehow escaped punishment... for now.
Biopic
This is a special edition, I don't have time for this biopic.
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UnSignpost News ARandomPage, the only person currently operating the UnSignpost, is in Uncyclopedia purgatory for high treason: deleting the Main Page.
Chat Quote Cass the Ban-Hammer Wielder🔨: I have no choice but to declare thunder on you
Weird[edit source]
Indeed. --Brogo13 (talk) 08:13, 25 October 2022 (UTC)
- @Brogo13: How is this related to me in any way? taxworm / talk 20:20, 25 October 2022 (UTC)
- It isn’t. Brogo just complains about getting reverted sometimes.
05:44, 26 October 2022 (UTC)
- It isn’t. Brogo just complains about getting reverted sometimes.
- Man gotta just love the way you make others hate you! Too bad I also hate you :p. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:35, 25 October 2022 (UTC)
- He's done this same thing over on Wikipedia, he eventually got blocked for making disruptive edits, with one of the editors getting pissed enough at him to swear at him, and a lot of them thinking he had no interest in building an encyclopedia but just wants to cause problems. He must've gotten blocked 2-3 times now over here, he'll make the most useless edits, then go and edit other people's replies to some other random shit, blank out his talk page whenever warned about it, etc. While he does some good, helpful legitimate copyediting, he has a tendency to cause issues as well (adding irrelevant images, useless links, blanking significant parts of a page, etc.) and talks in the most cryptic and confusing way, sometimes bordering on edit warring (he usually caps at 3-4 reverts before giving up but still refusing to communicate) when warned. My general policy with Brogo is that I do not provide a revert reason if I am reverting something that has been explained to him before. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:53, 1 November 2022 (UTC)