User:Brogo13

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P on it.gifI ain't free ... I's espensive!

Way [way] back in the day I was on a team of "writers" in the Army: triple-spaced drafts,


which we c/e'd for each other and – unless nearly perfect so the colonel would COULD


send it directly to the typing pool – re-typed. And re-typed. Manually.

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Ctrl+f and me's been shittin' in the tall cotton,


wipin' with the top leaves. Yanno,


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... 'n such.


brogo13@aol.com

Never mix a metaphor you can puree. 8r'

asshole

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