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Wax on wax off, Grasshopper.
brogo13@aol.com, a.k.a. Allen – "Pops" to seven grands (five still living) and two great-grands
Never mix a metaphor you can puree.

P on it.gif“I ain’t free. I’s a spensive.”

Just ... no.

Way back in the day (note wings, ARCOM, and third GCM) I was on a team of "writers" in the Army.
We c/e'd each other's triple-spaced drafts and – until nearly perfect so the colonel would COULD
send them directly to the typing pool – re-typed. And re-typed. Manually.

Ctrl+f and me's been shittin' in the tall cotton,
wipin' with the top leaves. Yanno,
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... 'n such.