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Principal's Flammable's Office


Contents

Welcome to the Special Rules Page

Below are listed specific rules we have put into place for existing users. These users have either been troublesome or are "special cases" and as such, are given specific additional restrictions based on past behavior, tendencies to act disruptively, etc.

The rules here are to be dealt with by Admins only. If you see one of the following users causing trouble in one of the listed manners, please inform an admin ASAP. Do not take it upon yourself to retroactively reverse their edits unless they are blatantly disruptive.

Watchlist

Below is a list of users who have been warned about their behavior, 
and are one repetition away from being added to the list below.

Active Restrictions

Below is a list of active restrictions on problem users. 
Users may be moved to Probation if they show good behavior for at least 6 months 
since the institution of their restrictions or last block.

Still allowed to Edit

Gale5050 (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by: -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:16, 28 September 2020 (UTC)
Overview of Problems

A demonstrated inability to contribute to the project in a non-disruptive way, and an unwillingness to listen to the many users that have attempted to correct this pattern of behaviour.

User Restrictions

Only allowed to edit Interstate articles, and any and all voting and discussion pages related to Interstate articles (VFH, VFD, talkpages, etc.), until further notice.

Comments

If Gale is able to abide by these sanctions, I expect he can be successfully paroled in a month or two. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:16, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

Under Long to Very Long Bans

Aimsplode (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by: -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:17, 2 October 2019 (UTC)
Overview of Problems

Death threats, inappropriate conduct toward minors, not following the rules once in his entire life.

User Restrictions

Banned from all wikis, as well as affiliate channels (discord etc)

Comments

DO NOT UNBAN AIMSPLODE. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:17, 2 October 2019 (UTC)

Alden Loveshade (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by: -— Lyrithya
Overview of Problems

Legal threats, inappropriate conduct toward minors, sockpuppetry, ban evasion, generally just being a pointless pain in the backside...

User Restrictions

Banned from all wikis, as well as affiliate channels (discord etc), all contributions scrubbed

Comments

Eh. -— Lyrithya 21:39, 19 April 2019 (UTC)

Arthur (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by:

-— Lyrithya 16:33, 6 April 2019 (UTC)

Overview of Problems

Cross-wiki harassment, legal threats, impersonation, inappropriate conduct toward minors

User Restrictions

Banned from all wikis, as well as affiliate channels (discord etc)

Comments
  • Probably not even worth listing the socks. If you suspect one, see Wikipedia's archive.
  • For specifics, contact the cabal. It's not good.

Kiko4564

Instated by:

-- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 17:19, 30 April 2015 (UTC)

Overview of Problems

In the space of 5 years, Kiko4564 has socked rampantly, vandalised with multiple accounts, logged out to vandalise with his IP only to log back in to revert it, begged consistently and annoyingly for ops on IRC, attention whoring, rather hilariously threatening legal action to try and get out of a ban, threatening other users, hostility towards whoever banned him, revert warring, blaming his erratic behaviour on having aspergers and generally just being a complete dipshit. Kiko4564 has already been permabanned twice for the same shit and has somehow managed to convince us that he's learned his lesson, hence his unblock. Given the circumstances, I feel that an office listing for him is almost essential.

User Restrictions
Comments
  • This is his absolute last chance. No ifs, no buts. First offence = permaban from both the site and IRC, and there's no appeals, no "I'm sorry", no coming back whatsoever. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 17:19, 30 April 2015 (UTC)

  • Got himself banned from IRC for being an annoying dipshit, thus proving that he hasn't learned his lesson after all this time. Permanently blocked on both the site and IRC. This isn't to be undone under any circumstances whatsoever. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:02, 17 May 2015 (UTC)

  • User now has earned the grand high honour of being on the permanent nigger list. That is to say no matter how much whining he does sockpuppets get blocked on sight. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:17, 19 May 2017 (UTC)

TigerManCP

Instated by:

-- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 17:48, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Overview of Problems

Since registering, TigerManCP has been incredibly problematic in his approach to editing, which includes:

  • Voting multiple times on one VFH nomination.
  • Creating unproductive VFD nominations.
  • Creating userpages for other users.
  • Persistently creating very short articles and moving them to the mainspace in an unfinished state.
  • Creating numerous articles that are effectively vandalism.
  • Failing to take in the advice given to him by other editors when he's caught doing any of the above.

TigerManCP is miraculously not permabanned but is currently serving a 1 month ban for his actions. He's been told not to do the things listed above on multiple occasions but has persisted in doing those things anyway.

User Restrictions
  • TigerManCP will be banned for 24 hours for every time he repeats any of the actions listed above. If it gets to the point where it's clear that he's not going to change then an admin can issue a permanent ban at their discretion. If he's good for 6 months, these restrictions can be lifted.
  • He can appeal bans via his talk page, email or on IRC but if he's unbanned and he acts up again or he abuses this privilege, his ability to appeal bans will be revoked.
Comments
  • Starts as soon as his current ban ends. I like boobs. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 17:48, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

  • As well as what's listed above, TigerManCP has proven time and time again that he does not wish to contribute positively to the wiki, including pointless pagemoves, being dismissive towards others when told not to do something and general all-around bad edits. He's permabanned. He can email me or appeal this on IRC if he sees fit (talk to me before unbanning). -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:03, 26 November 2014 (UTC)

  • Unblocked... For now... Promises to be good. A fuckup from this point will score one way trip on the banwagon. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:27, 1 December 2014 (UTC)

  • Annnnnnd... Reblocked within a week. Based on the assumption that we're dealing with a 10 year old here, I've allowed for one last chance that will begin in December 2020 (I assume he will have finally emerged from puberty then). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:54, 6 December 2014 (UTC)

Another n00b

Instated by:

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 15:28 Apr 25, 2011

Overview of Problems
  • Repeated inability to participate properly in wiki discussions. His specific "difficulties" in this area include, but are not limited to:
    • Not understanding the purpose of indentation, e.g., beginning a thread with two indents, indenting too much or too little in respect to the previous poster;
    • Excessive whitespace, i.e., more than one consecutive space found in any one of his comments;
    • Several consecutive edits to fix spelling or formatting errors that could easily have been spotted in a preview, resulting in edit conflicts and frustration for other users.
User Restrictions
  • Another n00b is miraculously not banned from discussion, but will receive a ban of 24 hours for every violation of proper wiki discussion conduct, particularly those noted above. If he does not violate discussion conduct after a sufficiently long period of time, this restriction will be lifted.
Comments

Probation

Users listed here are to be released from their restrictions pending an additional period of good behavior. Users must be reasonably active during that period in order to be moved into parole.

Nicolassequeira (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by: Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions)
Overview of Problems

Isolated racist/xenophobic comments, bullying/disrespecting other users, and contributing negatively to the Discord's positive environment

User Restrictions

Nicolas is banned from the Discord and the wiki indefinitely. After August 16, he will be granted talk page access to write a statement of appeal. I will then decide whether to bring this appeal to the active admins who can vote on whether to parole Nicolas.

Comments

Due to Nicolas' positive history as a wiki contributor, and amicable interactions between certain users, I have decided to grant Nicolas a possibility of parole. However, it should be noted that many established users have left the Discord or the site as a whole due to the environment that Nicolas has created. Nicolas should only be paroled if he can show his ability to coexist with other users and have a net positive contribution to Uncyclopedia. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 00:24:04 2020/08/10 UTC

Nicolas' wiki ban has been paroled, but he is still banned on the Discord. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 02:22:51 2020/09/17 UTC

Roza (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by:

AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 17:12 6 April 2019

Overview of Problems

Roza's behavioral issues surfaced when she was first (in breach of policy) given ops during a prolonged lull in site activity several years ago. During her accumulation of power, she bullied community members, extorted users with threats of self-harm, and abused her sysop privileges in numerous other ways. Additionally, many of her actions are classified under general site abuse, because they did not require ops to be committed. Some of these actions even occurred off-site, such as vandalizing the official Uncyclopedia Twitter account (multiple times). Theses actions led to significant disruption in community affairs, leading to a de-op vote, and her forfeiting her ops and leaving the site. She was then banned for her site abuse. Following some time off, and user support, she was granted a conditional return to the site.

User Restrictions
  • Roza is forbidden from redesigning any templates, or proposing any redesigns;
  • Roza is forbidden from redesigning any site elements or functions (such as the main page, voting pages, DPL, etc.) or proposing any redesigns;
  • Roza is forbidden from obtaining any advanced userrights, with the exception of rollback, through any means.
    • The above conditions will last for two years, beyond the length of her probation. Any violation or attempted circumvention of any condition posted here will result in an immediate ban with a duration of six months.
  • Any violation of site policy (from UN:BAN, or elsewhere) will result in a ban triple the length of time for the violation as listed in UN:BAN, with a maximum duration of six months.
    • This condition applies for five months beginning on 26 March 2019.
Comments

Roza is not trustworthy in the slightest, having abused every and all powers given to her, whether on-site, off-site, or on Discord. Her actions should be scrutinized, and frankly, she should never again be given authority in any form on any project. Assuming she maintains decent activity (to a level determined by Kippy and I), she will be moved to parole in 5 months. Currently, however, this is not the case, and until she begins being active, her parole clock will not start ticking. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 17:12 6 April 2019

Parolled

This is an archive of previous restrictions.

CartoonistHenning (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by:

Chiefjustice3DS

Overview of Problems

CartoonistHenning received an indefinite block from Dr. Skullthumper in June 2010 after his reaction to comments made in this forum. The general problems included several rule two violations in his interactions with other users, stirring up drama, ignoring several warnings from administrators about his conduct in the forum and deliberately going against Dr. Skullthumper's instruction to chill out. Shortly afterwards CartoonistHenning repeatedly evaded the block and caused further problems for the administrators and resumed his campaign on IRC resulting in a ban there. Recently CartoonistHenning's block has been the subject of debate on UnMeta and he has contacted me and apologised for the actions which got him banned, accepted that they were inappropriate and agreed to abide by an office restriction in order that any repetition of past behaviour is dealt with appropriately.

User Restrictions
  • CartoonistHenning shall not create any forum topics regarding Wikia or domain ownership without first consulting and gaining the approval of an administrator. He may reply to forum topics on these subjects but his behaviour should be civil and polite at all times.
  • CartoonistHenning will not breach rule two under any circumstances, either on the wiki or in the Uncyclopedia IRC channel.
  • If any administrator deems CartoonistHenning to be in breach of the above restrictions then his indefinite ban will be immediately reinstated.
  • Any other behaviour that is deemed disruptive will also result in the above.
Comments
  • Cartoonist is a respected contributor on other Uncyclopedias and UnMeta and there is no reason he cannot replicate this here. He understands that this is his absolute final warning and I see no reason not to give him a chance considering his apology. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:11, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by:

RAHB

Overview of Problems

Lollipop has repeatedly been in violation of WP:DIVA, flying into outrage when anybody at all gives the slightest notion that he isn't the lord Jesus Christ. He has also been known to edit war with vandals, encourage them on talk pages, and (unrelated to his placement here) just takes everything way too fucking seriously. I and a group of other admins have tried to discuss this rationally with him, and he's simply gone trying to weasel out of any further disincentive to repeat his offences. Also, I'd like to mention WP:DIVA again, because the guy is pretty full of himself. Despite all of these things, he's shown that he's a decent writer, and good Uncyclopedian, and has an interest in what's best for the site, when he isn't worrying about what's best for himself. Due to this fact, we'd like to keep him around.

User Restrictions
  • Lollipop will not respond to messages left on his page or on IRC by IPs or known vandals/trolls/etc. He is to ignore such messages or report them, calmly, to an administrator and have them deal with it.
  • As usual he must report all vandals to Ban patrol and/or an administrator after their attempts at vandalism become clear. However, he may only revert each individual vandal up to three times on a single page before he makes a further note on BP, and from there leaves said pages alone (barring something catastrophically horrible).
  • Further violations of WP:DIVA, including any forum or talk page message that goes on at length about leaving the site, is to be dealt with sternly and with a dash of "So leave, already." Mention made in passing (ie. "I'm gonna be gone for a week because I have to get a tooth removed, so I'll record that audio later"), or on his own userpage or talk page (ie. the Vacation template and otherwise) are still okay.
  • He can't be reasoned with, so just ignore him if he tries.
Comments
  • Frank Zappa. -RAHB 03:57, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Iwillkillyou333

Instated by:

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!

Overview of Problems
User Restrictions
  • Further actions of this type will result in a severe being-made-fun-of, or equivalent. In other words, no change.
Comments
  • Paroled; hasn't done anything terribly laughable lately. He should really work on that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:52, 21 October 2011

Luvvy & Optimuschris

Instated by:

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!

Overview of Problems
  • Thing got deleted. Words were said. More words were said. Feeling were hurt. Lashing out. General mayhem, emotional-overdrive and asshattery.
  • Both show an inability to let go of the past, heal their wounds and move on into a shiny future.
User Restrictions
  • Avoid. Each. Other.
Comments

If I see any more vandalism, emotional explosations, or find cheeks with an inability to turn, somebody's gonna taste my rage. Rawr! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:57, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays, Electrified mocha chinchilla & Dexter111344

Instated by:

Chiefjustice3DS

Overview of Problems
  • Ape, EMC and Dexter have been the source of several problems for the wiki, the problems in question include abuse of IRC operator status, harassment of other users and cyberbullying that links back to the site. The main issue to be addressed here is that of harassment of other users; this must stop, it is time consuming, sets a bad example to others and causes problems for the administrators.
User Restrictions
  • None of the users listed above shall harass, bully or otherwise behave poorly towards other users of the wiki. This restriction encompasses the Uncyclopedia IRC channel where poor behaviour is equally unacceptable.
  • None of the users listed above shall bring the name of the site into disrepute either through cyberbullying that will reflect poorly on the rest of the userbase or through speaking on behalf of the community without proper discussion or sanction. If future behaviour by any of the above is deemed by an administrator to be in breach of either condition then a ban of no less than one month shall be imposed; any subsequent offences will stack.
Comments

These users have all been given chance after chance to address their behaviour and have proved incapable of doing so, thus far, because of this these restrictions have become an unfortunate necessity. All three are good, long-time contributors to Uncyclopedia and we recognise this commitment, but recent behaviours must stop before they impact negatively on the wiki and cause further issues. --Chiefjustice3DS 19:06, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Multiliteralist

Instated by:

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Overview of Problems
  • After an whelming support on the Village Dump, Multi has agreed to return from his somewhat voluntary ban with the following rules instated.
User Restrictions
  • His behavior must be mean, surly, impatient, and uncouth. He is not to act courteous to a single user if he doesn't want to, and is allowed to drink scotch at early hours if he damn well feels like it.
  • He is going to give honest opinions on VFH: liking articles he finds funny, and slamming or ignoring ones he finds dull. He will express these opinions in the most obnoxious and vitriolic way possible until the community is fed up, forcing him to quit again.
Comments
  • He's dead. It failed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:12, 22 October 2011

Hipster (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by:

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan

Overview of Problems

It has come to light that Hipster is actually Another n00b (Confession) whilst this technically classes as ban evasion it has been decided that Hipster/Another n00b will not be banned for this. However, both the old and new account have produced problems in the past which need to be fixed if Another n00b would like to stay under this new account. These problems are far and wide, including bad formatting under the old account, dickish behavior under both and a rather bad history of using sockpuppets to appeal bans.

User Restrictions
  • Restrictions regarding wiki formatting still apply, a list of these restrictions can be found here (24 hour bans that will stack now apply, i.e first offense 24 hours, 2nd offense 48 hours, etc.)
  • Hipster has already been blocked twice for dickish behavior by myself and Romartus for a day and a week respectively. If he does something dickish again and can not explain himself fully, he should be banned for a month or more. He particularly will not act rudely to new users for any reason. Ever.
  • Due to problems in the past, if he does find himself banned, he will not use socks to appeal the ban. He is to use IRC or Special:EmailUser to appeal the decision. Every time this rule is violated any ban currently in effect will be doubled.
Comments

Zana Dark (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by:

Chiefjustice3DS

Overview of Problems

Zana has previously had problems with a somewhat schizophrenic approach to editing the wiki, at times being a valuable asset to the site and at others being blunt, pugilistic and rude in her interactions with other users. Recently the less desirable aspect of her personality has resurfaced and she has been on the receiving end of blocks from several administrators. Nobody wants to see Zana leave the site however her inability to function within the community makes it necessary to establish sanctions for the behaviours she seems all too keen to repeat.

User Restrictions
  • Zana shall not breach rule 2 under any circumstances, this includes reverting administrator edits (except to her own userspace) at any time.
  • If Zana feels that an administrator has made a mistake she should take it up with another administrator and if she must take it up with the specific administrator she will be civil and polite at all times.
  • If any administrator deems Zana to be in breach of these restrictions a ban of no less than one week will be imposed, subsequent offences will stack.
Comments
  • Cake is tasty. --Chiefjustice3DS 15:32, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
    • Nigh-instantaneous violations. Undergoing a year ban. Do not shorten beneath 6 months under any circumstances. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:41, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
    • Note: She is banned in IRC as well, as her trolling extends to there as well. It would be ideal if she didn't get unbanned there either, because she's had a hell of a lot of chances and she regresses every time.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:57, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Renewing these laws. Due to the persistent protesting of user(s), I am giving Zana one absolute last chance. But this is absolute. Any breach of the above at any time, under any circumstances, will result in an infinite ban. No exceptions, first offense, infinite ban. Tread lightly. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:29, November 25, 2011 (UTC)

  • As per usual, was remarkably quick to violate restrictions. Banned by Dr. Skullthumper. This is not to be undone. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:36, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Disregard that, I sucks cocks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:24, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

Mr-ex777 (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by:

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan

Overview of Problems

In short, Mr-ex777 has had a long history of being somewhat rude to users and being extremely for lack of a better word, dickish in his conduct with certain other people. In particular towards users that elected to stay on the Wikia site, and quite recently towards Sannse both on and off site. This needs to end. Now.

Despite the nature of content posted on Uncyclopedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, imgur and god only knows what other sites Mr-ex777 is not banned forever because he has done good for this site. He is however undergoing a 2 month ban for his actions.

User Restrictions
  • He will not be aggressive and dickish towards Sannse or any other Uncyclowikia admin on any site. Ever. Doing so to any degree will result in an infinite ban.
  • No more bitching about Wikia in general on site (I frankly couldn't give a toss about what he says off site as long as it's not at a specific individual.) Creating new drama forums and adding crap to articles about "censorship" earn a 1 week ban for every post.
  • He will also appeal bans politely, if he does so impolitely his right to appeal bans will be revoked.
Comments
  • Don't fuck up. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:51, 16 March 2013 (UTC)
  • Released early because of improvement. Improvement is good, rules still in effect for the next six months though. Cheese tastes good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:21, 8 April 2013 (UTC)

Mormon Luigi

Instated by:

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:25, 7 November 2014 (UTC)

Overview of Problems

User needs to cease and desist being a cunt.

User Restrictions
  • Behavior of a cuntish nature will result in bans of increasing length until such a time they cease to be temporary and take the form of something along the lines of an infinite nature.
  • In other words, rectums will be resized with blunt instruments should this user fail to obey Rule #2 at all times.

To describe what I mean by cunt, he will stop editing user pages that aren't his and creating useless shit stirring forums about drama that is long since buried. Attacking users is not a thing a person aiming to cease and desist being a cunt should be doing.

Comments
  • tl;dr: Stop being a dickhead, not rocket science. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:25, 7 November 2014 (UTC)
  • FWIW, he seems to either have switched to the Giant Tankton account or is somewhere in between the two. Why he needs another account, I don't know. Either way the restrictions laid out above should probably apply to that account as well. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:10, 17 May 2015 (UTC)
  • Inactive, removing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:19, 24 April 2017 (UTC)

Chaoarren

Instated by:

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan

Overview of Problems

General stupidity and trolling both on the Wiki and IRC. Has made several sockpuppets, been asked repeated to stop, banned, threatened suicide and generally dicked around. Somehow not banned forever, however banned for 6 months or until such time that he is willing to stop being a pain in the arse and edit constructively.

User Restrictions
  • None as such, general stupidity will just be meet with swift and harsh consequences once the ban is over or lifted.
Comments

MagicBus (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups

Instated by:

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan, RAHB, – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog), The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510

Overview of Problems

Upon a recent return to editting, it has been discovered over a 13 month period from April 2013 to May 2014 MagicBus uploaded no fewer than 28 images to the Wiki that ranged from the questionable to the outright creepy. Thanks in part to the endless inefficiency of Uncyclopedia's administrators these files lay dormant and un-noticed until some 3 years later in April 2017. RAHB, Wageslav and myself found these over 2 dozen images which mainly consisted of up close shots of young children and a few others of useless pornography and shock images.

Although this event is ancient history, a special rules entry has been made to ensure a repeat of such uploads does not occur now that MagicBus has returned.

User Restrictions
  • MagicBus will have all uploads to the Wiki closely monitored by myself, RAHB and Wageslav until further notice.
  • MagicBus will not upload any pictures of people under the age of 18. The possible exception being one where he first seeks administrator approval with clear intent for satirical use. Failure to abide by this rule will result in a ban ranging from the very long to infinite kind.
  • MagicBus will not upload pornography or shock images unless there is clear intent for satirical use. Bans in the range of weeks or months will be applied if he doesn't abide here.
  • Should MagicBus be banned from editing for violating the above, once it expires he will have his rights to use the upload form suspended until the parole period begins.
Comments
  • I hope this is not needed, as a clear message was sent back in 2013 in the form of a week long ban by RAHB, but after a return to editing I don't want to see this start up again. Ever. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:44, 24 April 2017 (UTC)
  • Over 3 years old, should have been parolled years ago, dipshit who set this up quit the site, said dipshit is sorry ;_; ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:14, 16 January 2020 (UTC)

Ancient history/archive

This is the archive subpage detailing restrictions where the user was banned or parolled more than 10 years ago. It is assumed that users in this category have either truly "grown up" or forgotten about Uncyclopedia or both. This does NOT mean any of the original restriction are deemed irrelevant, they can be  reinstated at any time if deemed nessecary. It is simply assumed this is very unlikely and is to prevent the page getting too long.

Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office/archive