User talk:DefinitelyNotGomphog

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How's it hangin'?

Sup homie? MrX blow me 16:37, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Wassup Mister x! Do you remember me from back a day? Oh and is there a missus X? --DefinitelyNotGomphog (talk) 21:07, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Haha no actually that's the O.G. User:Mr-ex777. I didn't know there was another Mr. X when I joined. But yes, there is a MrsX and even a MrXJr :) MrX blow me 21:51, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

So as you know, you can see the stuff written in the UN:OFFICE in the Pardoned section. Mainly I would just remember to only use one account and not remove ICU tags prematurely. If there's any doubt, just hit me up on my talk page. Let me know if there's ever anything I can do for you. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:52, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

I saw the stuff wrote in UN:OFFICE and I have to ask; what was this "Great Split" you speak of? I'm not up to date with the lore, could you fill me in? --DefinitelyNotGomphog (talk) 22:14, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

So it's not something that I was here for, happened back in like 2013, so anyone else reading this please feel free to fill in/correct anything. But in about 2013, all of the cool editors got fed up with Wikia/Fandom's content warnings, censorship, ads, and general bullshit, so they decided to leave and form their own site here at uncyclopedia.co. Meanwhile, all the lame editors stayed at the Wikia/Fandom site, so there are now 2 Uncyclopedias. A little while later, in 2019 I think, everything that the cool editors predicted ended up happening, and the Wikia/Fandom people just shut down the lame Uncyc altogether, and the lame editors moved to uncyclopedia.ca, and then eventually to uncyclopedia.com. We've reached out to them a few times (and I was actually here for one of those times) to try to reunite, and we've always been met with an obnoxiously stubborn no. MrX blow me 22:21, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Here's our most recent attempt at reunification. MrX blow me 22:23, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Ah dammit! Not Ol' Gompy again. Just as well you didn't tell him where the Spoon is...oh you did MrX. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:17, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

Oh hi Romartus! My favorite corrupt roman official. Yes, yes the infamous Gomphogian Raiders are besieging the border again! --DefinitelyNotGomphog (talk) 00:56, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

So ya better watch out me laddo! --DefinitelyNotGomphog (talk) 01:01, 17 May 2022 (UTC)